[MUSIC PLAYING] Shh. The show is about to begin. Being a parent of a child who is diagnosed with cancer is a parent's worst nightmare. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] We cannot save the world alone. But cancer cannot wait. It hurts to think how would we pay for a family to know that there's treatment available to save your kid's life, and you cannot access to it because you were born somewhere different. - Children are children, cancer is cancer. The treatments are the same. Like Danny Thomas said, - You know, I made a fantastic promise. - No child should die in the dawn of life. - I can't do it alone. I need you, I need you. - It can be done. It is possible because you're there for us. [VIDEO PLAYBACK] - Saint Jude was founded in the 1960s with a goal that no child should die in the dawn of life. And that means no child, period, anywhere. - We're all bound by a common goal to help save children. And what could be more pure than that? [MUSIC PLAYING] [BABY CRYING] [END PLAYBACK] As a scientist, I feel passionate about sharing data so in the future we can make the next patient suffer less and get better treatment across the world. - St. Jude Global idea goes beyond St. Jude. We will not stop until we have reached out to every single child with cancer in the world and cure more. That's a moral imperative to change the world. For the persons supporting St. Jude, you are saving lives worldwide. This is my mission. Not for the now, it's for the forever. Together. Together. Juntos. Together. We have an opportunity to make a difference around the world. We are finding cures. Cures. Saving children. Children. Everywhere. Everywhere. (upbeat music) [MUSIC PLAYING] [Music] [Screams] [Laughter] [Music] From Memphis, Tennessee, live from St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, Welcome to the 5th annual podcast-a-thon for St. Jude. I'm Myke Hurley and I have the pleasure of being your host for the evening. Hey! Hey! Don't worry about that. I'm the host of this show. This is my show. Oh, hi! I start these. You were late. I was getting your iPhone from the Apple store. That's fine. Thank you. Hey, don't smash it like that. No, it's titanium. It'll be safe. Hey, buddy. Stephen Hackett, everybody. So, we are here at St. Jude for the 5th annual Podcastathon. We have a very different setup this year to any other year. Should we give everybody a tour? Let's do it! Alright, what have we got over here, Stephen Hackett? So over here we have the crowd favorite PC to be smashed. This year it's a Gateway 40X33V. Of course it is, yeah, everyone knows that. It's not great. But we'll be smashing that. No, don't touch it. It could fall apart. Okay, and there's some surprises with this later on. We'll get to that in a minute because we have more after you Okay, so if we come over here we have balloon room USA Myke's favorite part. I'll be in there later on as Donations come in by the way. We are four hundred and twelve thousand dollars Wow raised for the kids of st Jude thank you so much to everybody's donated so far, but we want your donations all day and all evening over at stjude.org/relay. As those donations come in, Balloon Room will fill up and I will be checking in periodically from Balloon Room USA throughout the day and maybe we'll get Stephen in here or maybe we'll get some of our in-studio special guests. - That's right. - We are very, very happy to have here with us this year. Please welcome Cathy Campbell and Jason Snell to Podcasts at Home 5. - Hey boys. - Hey, what's up? - We're just sitting here in our living room watching our favorite TV show. - Yeah, hanging out. - As you can see, Skullbold, I'm winning. - For now. - And that's gonna stay that way for the rest of the evening. - Sure, sure. So we'll be the judge of that. - Yes. - There we go. - Or the wheel. - We'll be the judge of that. - The wheel tells you what to do. - We'll be the judge of that. - We'll tell you if you win or not. - Wait, there is more. - Yes. - Just come this way. - This is the first ever podcast-a-thon challenge arena. - Do-do-do-do-do. - Here we'll be playing a bunch of games, including three, you ready for this? Relay Relays. >> It's a great name. >> It's pretty good. So we'll be competing in Olympic style sports here. >> Yeah. >> This is basically the X Games. >> Yeah. That's why we both have tennis shoes on this year. >> That's right. We're joined by Casey. >> Hi, Casey. >> Hi, Casey. >> So good to see him. >> It's good. >> So good to see him. I'm happy he can make it out. He's not got much to say, which is rare, but he hasn't got much to say for himself today. Casey will be over there when we need him later on. - That's right. So should we start with a wheel spin? - Always. - Okay. - So as you can see already, a lot of physicality this year, a lot of walking. Getting our steps in for the day. - That's right. - This feels very different. Usually we use like a third of this room. - Yeah. - This room has always been here. It's always been this big. We've just never used it. - Well, the first year it was this table and a ball pit. And look how far we've come in just five years. Now, we should say. - We should say. There's some special bonus things this year. Oh, yes. So a bunch of our listeners hooked us up. So I put a call out on Connected and some other places for listeners to 3D print some objects for us. And we're gonna encounter those objects-- Everywhere. Everywhere throughout the next 12 hours. So we have an example here. This is a bright orange, smiling, happy-- Happy, clean face. Happy, clean face. Legally distinct, happy, clean face. That's right, we're gonna be seeing these all over the place, maybe right now, if you want to spin the wheel. - Okay. Do you want to show the video? - We should show the video. - 'Cause I didn't know about this. This was used for-- - Don't know what a bunch of listeners have 3D printed for us. - I've been thinking a lot about it and I have no idea what it is. - Like 50 people got involved with this, so they are in this top bin over here. I will let you, I'll get your first reaction to this. Oh my God. So one of the games we're gonna be playing is you have to find the show art in a box of them. - Oh my God. That is so good. - I know. So lots of people helped out with this. This serves like 50 people. I've been getting boxes in the mail for months. This is wild. Happy clean face, as we call him. Oh my god, I love it. - So I mean, you can see, like, these are transparent. - In the eyes, as you're supposed to. - Yeah. All different shapes and sizes, and these came from all over the world. A bunch of these came from Europe. One box came from South America. - How many is this, do you think? - I have no idea. That whole bin is full, though. Like try to pick up-- - Oh my God, it goes so deep. - Try to pick up that bin. - Oh, hello. Wow, this is unbelievable. - So you're gonna be seeing a lot more of those all throughout the show today. Yeah, those are really cool, right? The translucent ones. So are you pleased? - I am, but do you ever think about what you're gonna do with all this stuff? - We'll find out. We're gonna find out. They're gonna be everywhere. We'll find some of those more later on, but let's do the first wheel spin of the day. I keep saying evening, which is funny, but it's all day, all evening. Number one, human hippos. Okay, so. - We're starting out strong. - Do we really wanna start right now with that? - We'll, let's roll one more time. - So there are a number of things on the challenge wheel. Oh, it's gone away. This year, oh, it's back again. On the challenge wheel this year, Some happen immediately, some are banked for later on because they take a lot of work to set up. Human Hippos is-- - The most set up. - There is a game that goes by, it's like Hippos that have hunger, I think is something. - Yes. - We're gonna play a human version of that, like actual real human beings, not me and Stephen, will be donning onesies and helmets and we'll be playing a game of Ravenous Hippos later on. So we now have one of those banked. - Okay. Yes, I guarantee you it's another thing that we're not doing right now Come on number eight. Oh It's number eight, oh, what does that mean? Oh, it's time to smash the PC already Incredible so soon could have seen that coming. I think Jason Snell should take the first whack. Oh, wow. Okay, this is no come on down Oh, come on down! [APPLAUSE] You need these. All right. I think everyone's going to need them. All the camera crew took two steps back. Probably for the best. Over here, if that's OK. This was not in the rehearsal. No, all right. So we have a sledgehammer. Yes. What are your feelings about early versions of Windows and DOS? Oh, negative. As the former editor of Macworld Magazine. Negative. They're entirely negative. This is yours. OK. Any advice about my approach here? Go for the top. Go for the top. Yeah. I would actually like to make a secondary thing. OK, yeah. I didn't ask, but sure. Don't go for the top corner, because that's where all the structural integrity is, and you'll feel it in your arms. And it's like, blah, blah, blah, blah. I did that once, and it was really bad. Don't do the top corner. It'll be fine. Don't do the top corner. This is-- Right on the top should be fine. This is going to be easy, though. It's like flipping a coin. God, I'm really-- Oh, no. [CRASH] Hey! Hey! [LAUGHTER] There goes Thank You Jason snow you are welcome look at the happy clean faces made it inside of the PC. They did they're everywhere He thank you Jason snow wonderful star. Thank you, Stephen Hackett. Here's your eyewear. Oh my All right, so We got a little all-class relay we did get a tour we have a we have a really good document We did the tour we did the video We now have like 15 minutes to fill until we're gonna do the first relay relay. Awesome. Let's talk in the wheel again Let's do one more wheel spin and then maybe you'll do your first balloon room check-in. Okay. Well, it's not really much Let's go wheel let's go. Thank you to Zoe and Jesse and Chris and ninja for the donations. Oh, oh Six Stephen gives $100. Oh, you got the app. I do have the app so you can pick a random fundraiser to donate to yes Fundraiser Stephen Hackett, what are those? So in addition to just donating at st Jude org slash relay, which everyone should be doing. Yeah, you can also set up your own fundraiser and raise money alongside of us and If you do that, you're eligible for some really cool things including a sick challenge coin You can see There it is And limited edition podcast a thon desk pad which is sick Show it off to you like go like do like the hands oh No you don't get me well onion the desk mat, okay, so I have to donate yeah So we have there's a wonderful group of people that put together an app for us every year so we can track donations And we can also like widgets and we can track the totals and that kind of stuff They put in functionality this year to pick a random fundraiser to donate to so do you want to do that? Yeah, I want to go up to a camera and show them I can go to a camera you're gonna donate to yeah It sounds good So sent you the org slash relay is where you can go as Stephen said you can donate right now Just like Petrus the blue did with a hundred and forty dollars and sixty nine cents. That's really a nice donation Oh, GWO of $1,024. Oh, Eric of $1,000. So much money's coming in right now. That's $414,911. Stephen, who are you donating $100 to? - Let's see, I'm gonna hit Discover Random Fundraiser. It's the lovely developers. - Stephen didn't, they developed the app, Stephen didn't update it, so you didn't get the cool animation. But we'll do that later on. But you're gonna get $100. Steve and Cal, $250. - Thank you, everyone. - Wow, the money's coming in. We're at $415,000. - That's awesome. - This is the most money we've ever raised by this point? - I think so. - In a month? - Do you wanna talk about some of the milestones we have today? - Yeah. - That we definitely know about? - Yeah. So at any moment now, there'll be a graphic probably that will appear on the screen, and then I can talk about what those are. Until then, I'm gonna stand here. Getting it. Thank you, Anthony Allison, for $250. Oh, by the way, don't forget, When you donate, you can opt in to get some rewards from us, sticker packs and digital bundles. So here we go. Here's some of the things that will be happening all throughout the day. Every time we raise $2,500, we will spin the wheel. Our wonderful people in the control room, the beautiful people over at St. Jude, they're gonna be collecting. - Thank me. - No, they're gonna be collecting the amount of money donated and tell us how many wheel spins we have. We're doing those all throughout the 12 hours that we're gonna be here. For every $250 donation, which I think we've gotten lots of those by now, if you donate at least $250, there is a big Jenga over there, and we're going to pull Jenga for that. Bean boozled beans. For an amount of money, nobody needs to worry about it. Once we get to $415,000 raised, which we've done, we are going to be seeing later, Stephen, an interview which is? It's with the crew of Polaris Dawn. What is that? So two years ago there was Inspiration 4, which is the first all commercial space flight. And that raised a bunch of money for St. Jude. - I think it was like $200 million or something. - It was a lot of money. - We talked yesterday on the tour. - And Polaris Dawn is the next mission in that lineage. And they've got a lot of cool stuff going on, including the first commercial spacewalk is planned. So I got to talk to them about that. Bunch of really cool stuff. That interview will be coming up later today, and it is really special. - Can I just touch on that for one second? - Please. and thinking about that. One, one of these people is an actual astronaut that you got to speak to and three of them are going to be in space. I guess they're all astronauts, right? - They're all astronauts. - But they just haven't all been to space yet? - Right, yeah, Jared has been to space and then one of them will suit up and go outside the Crew Dragon. - And that's the thing to mention, is like one of these people who will be going to space probably for the first time will actually be leaving the craft and that has never been done before? - Not in an all commercial flight. NASA astronauts have done it astronauts from other national agencies, but we're certainly doing a lift-off, Jason. This is the first all-commercial crew that will be doing a spacewalk. So it's a big step. I just wanted to get across to people that don't know space like me, who are scared of space really, that this was actually a really big deal. It's a big deal. So I want to talk about that. Can we get the milestone graphic back up so I can talk to the rest of them, if that's okay, everybody? Thank you to Nicole for $150, John and Cindy McCoy for another $100. So when you donate, don't forget to opt in, get the sticker packs, get the digital bundles as a little thanks. That's the wheel, that's good. $415,831, we're pushing the crew through a lot right now. We appreciate everybody. All right, once we get, that's an old one. That's an old one. Forget about that. I don't think that's the one we're looking at. That's an old one. Hello, it's me again. How's it going, everyone? Podcast is on five, baby. We're here for 12 hours. - We're gonna revisit milestones. - We'll come back to the milestones later on. - We gotta move some, yeah, we gotta move some Jenga pieces. - Oh, yeah. As we do, I'm going to talk about St. Jude a little bit. I love it. Let's do that. Please don't fall off that yet. Not yet. Oh, look, there's a scrub daddy here. Oh, wait, not-- sorry. A happy clean face. A what? Happy clean face. You lasted eight minutes. Hey, no, it's like 20 minutes. OK, let's go. So we've got to do some Jenga pieces. $1,111 from Chris. They commented, "thoroughly considered," which if you do that when you donate, you can get into a raffle to win a really cool pen. Go to Studio Knees website. - Okay, so here is the Jenga tower. - Okay. - And we're gonna be playing this throughout the day. - How many pieces? I feel like it's the whole tower. - We're just gonna do like five. - Okay. - So. - Someone can tell us later on if that was-- - A good idea or not. - Oh, actually five is right. - There you go. - Do you have a strategy when you play Jenga? - Yeah. - I don't. - I'm not telling you. - All right. That's probably for the best. Are there points at stake for this? I don't, I think everyone's a winner in Jenga. That's true. We are gonna be competing for just a billion points throughout the entire event. Oh, I chose a bad one, didn't I? Mm-hmm. I wasn't paying attention. Ooh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Perfect. Take that. Just do it. Let's see. We have a really great crew. Look at how good this looks. I know. beautiful steady cam. - It's the best. - That doesn't look as good. - That's the best Jenga's ever looked. All right, one more. - I was making a very weird pose at that moment. I'm just gonna go for it. - I'll be here till home. - Ooh boy. - And that will be a problem for the next 11 hours. (laughing) All right. - It's also just here in the middle of the floor, basically. - Yeah. It was supposed to be like back set a little bit, but we moved it up here. We changed things around. Are we ready? Are you all ready for us? OK. Sure. So we'll be competing in the first ever-- Relay, relay. Relay, relay. We have our judges. I'm taking my jacket off for this. I don't know if you're going to-- I'm going to stretch. Stretching's probably-- oh, god, I'm all wired in. Ready? Here we go. So this is a selection of, as Stephen said, Olympic-style games that we'll be playing at various events throughout the evening. We have a few more of these. There are also all kinds of challenges and fun things planned. Who's going to be reading the rules of the first Relay Relay? I will do it. OK. All right. We are your officials. Officially officials. For Relay Race number one. I lost my whistle. I have a whistle somewhere. I would like to just say I really appreciate the work of the officials. Yes. It's really, really great. Thank you so much. I'm so happy to have you here. I believe it's all right. It's just really really race number one. We are the officials We will give you the okay when to move to the next stage of the race there are five legs of this race Leg number one you will stack 25 happy clean faces yes in a stack yes one-handed yes wait what it was not one-handed in That's on the rules one rules are official we - Multiple rehearsals and no one said one handed. - If you fail, we will throw our flag and you'll have to start again. When you are complete and we give you the go signal, you will move to your next task, which is the hula hoops. You have to hula hoop five consecutive times. Once you do that-- - When we reach the end of the podcast. (laughing) - Once you are done with that, you will move over here. You will put on the basketball hoop hat. Kathy and I will attempt to get a one single ping pong ball into the basket because we tried this last night and we would be here all day. - We used all the balls and got one each. - Yeah, we got one each. So we're gonna do that. Then we move over here to a classic, Myke, a classic American tradition, cornhole. - Where's the corn? - It's in the hole. And you will have to toss two bags into the cornhole to advance to the final task. - Will somebody be returning bags to us? - Oh no, you have to. - We have to run and get them ourselves? - And is there only one target? - Yep. - Yes. - Okay, interesting. - Yes. - Yep. - Interesting, but we will throw the bags back to you. - Oh, you will throw the bags. - Okay, fine. - We're gonna have to run. - Jason is kind. - I feel like I'm getting the vibe of our judges. - When you complete your two specially colored bags in the cornhole hole, you will mount these hilariously tiny tricycles and race them back to the table. And when you retable, you press the button. (laughing) - Here we go. - Oh, it's time for the quizzes. - Oh, sorry, sorry, that was a-- - And at that point, you win if you're first, or you lose if you're Myke. - Can I make a request to the judges? - You are more than welcome to request whatever you like. - When we're riding the trikes, can the hula hoops be moved? - Sure, thank you. - We talked about this. Safety is second. Wait, when you are done hula hooping, how about you put the hula hoop where you would like to put it? I'm going to put it in front of Stephen. Oh, where are the-- should I be on that one since I'm team blue? Yes. OK. That is actually also our correct side as well. Yeah, I'm always on that. I don't know. Why did you stand here? I don't know. You stood on the wrong side. You boys have failed to ask the most important question. How many points is it worth? Nailed it. 10 points. Ooh. So it's 10 points for the person who hits the buzzer? For the person who hits the buzzer after having completed the tricycle race. - You unplugged the buzzer. (laughing) - Remember the point, someone took your point away, he's breaking the set. - Nope. - Sorry sound guys. - I really wish I had my whistle now. - I know. (whistling) - Fixed it. - Okay. - I don't know where it went. - Are we ready? - I don't know where it went. - Stop. - I don't know, are you ready? - You've done it like three times. - Okay, and Kathy is going to watch Stephen and I'm gonna watch Myke. - Yep, and we're gonna throw balls at our appropriate watchers. - Sounds good. - We are gonna do that later, And so we'll tell them when they are clear to go to the next task. >> Okay. >> And we'll flag them if there's a problem. Gentlemen, are you ready? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Put that hand behind your back, boy. >> On your marks, set, relay. >> I wasn't expecting a lot of relay. >> All right. >> Oh, you got it. >> Excellent. >> The audience is into it. >> Yeah. >> Oh, John, I can't believe you did this. I feel like the capping bit has begun, and the adrenaline. My adrenaline's really high. Oh, yeah. And you're OK. Yeah, that's fine. Who do you think? All right, let's go. Myke, you're clear. One, two-- oh, no. One, two, three, four, five. Yes, you're clear. Oh. Good. Six, seven, eight, four. Oh, my god. Oh, yeah, five. No, no, no, no. No, send him back. There was four. Send him back. Jason, he's cheating already. (clapping) (cheering) - Who's cheating and Jason can't throw? You moved it, that was going in. - Oh, that wasn't going in. (clapping) - Jason, just call me through. - Captain cheated for Stephen. (laughing) - That hit me so hard. - Come on, come on, come on. - Oh, nope. Yes. Nope. - Come on, throw it back to me. (laughing) Why does it happen? (cheering) - No. No. (imitating air horn) Doesn't work it works, so perfectly yeah, the button is died No already that died So wait what's the letter I was here first by a mile make the noise first one to stop it all right Is there another one of these? That's 10 points for me, scorekeeper. 10 points. I just want everyone to know what we've seen happen here today. All right? Now, we didn't get half an hour into this without Kathy cheating for you. Did you see that? Well, you don't care. You saw it. No, I was too busy watching you. Nobody else saw it. I don't know what you're talking about. Who judges the judges? Good job. Who judges the judges? Yeah, that's a great question, Myke. I don't blame you for this. I blame Kathy. Okay. She told you to go. Unbelievable. Everybody saw this. Everybody saw this. Nobody saw, I don't know what you're talking about, clearly. He couldn't do this. Unbelievable. Let's move on, because I don't want to talk about this anymore. All right, that's 1725, apparently. It is. Unbelievable. Maybe someone can look at the button for us. Unbelievable. In theory, the game has actually never stopped. The relay is still going on right now. Oh God I'm so tired. Oh There's a replay oh, yeah, oh, yeah, can we wind back the tape and see about? Stephens yeah, is it possible to see that he only did it four times and Kathy said five go That's good, that's a good replay. Oh Beautiful Wow All right, we're gonna go head over here now. Stephen and I are gonna let our adrenaline go down a little bit. - Yeah, my heart's pumping. - We can talk about the work of St. Jude while we set up for our next activity. There's many activities that are gonna be occurring all throughout the event. I guess next we'll probably set up for human hippos whenever we wanna do it. - Yeah, we need to do that. And we'll be joined by Federico Vatici in a little while. - Oh my God, really? - Yes. - Okay. - So I wanna talk a little bit about St. Jude's global work. So you and I are in Memphis, Tennessee, as we have discussed, my hometown. St. Jude, though, treats children from all around the world. We saw a lot of that in that intro video today, right? I love the line that like, kids are the same, cancer's the same everywhere. It's estimated that more than 400,000 children worldwide develop cancer each year. Now I said estimated, right? because nearly half of them are never diagnosed because the resources to do medicine at this level just aren't equally distributed around the world. In the US, more than four out of five kids who are diagnosed with cancer survive, but in many developing countries, that stat is reversed with one out of five diagnosed surviving. That's a hard truth. And to combat this, back in March of 2018, St. Jude became the first and only World Health Organization collaborating center for childhood cancer. I bet they use an acronym for that. I would hope so. - What is it? - WHOCCCC. The goal of this is to raise the survival rate of six common childhood cancers to 60% by 2030. So we've heard a lot in big tech recently about their environmental goals, and 2030's kind of a marker for a lot of these companies. It's also a marker for this. And the first step of this took place in 2021 when St. Jude and the World Health Organization launched the Global Platform for Access to Childhood Cancer Medicines. We spoke about this a little bit on our tour yesterday, which Jason and Kathy will share about a little bit later. But this is a partnership that aims to provide, get this, free chemotherapy medicines in the next few years to as many as 120,000 children around the world with cancer. - It's incredible. And I think it came across in the video that we played before, which made me cry for like the fourth time that I've seen it in the last three days. There were doctors in that video who are talking about the fact that just because of where you were born should not dictate your ability to live. That's just a fundamental unfairness about the world. That's right. And I'm so proud to be here raising money for this charity who believes fundamentally that that should not occur and is putting the time, effort, and resources to make sure it doesn't happen. So your donations do a lot of things here at St. Jude, but we love the global work. You can learn more about it at global.stdew.org. And in just the last couple of minutes, Jonathan Reed, Kathleen, The Crestview, J-Raph, all donating $100. Jonathan says he's always wanted to stick my face on his face with a sticker, and now they can. - That's a very specific thing to wanna do. - That is very specific. Big 512 pixels reader. - I mean, it's good to, I mean, look, we'll have our thing. - Yeah. - It's good to know that's Jonathan's thing. - That's Jonathan's thing. - We have Jason's iPhones. These are a bunch of iPhones here. They all belong to Jason. No, he loves iPhones. Apparently, he's got loads of them. - Day phone, night phone, referee phone. - We gotta be careful with these though. They don't belong to Jason. - Yeah, we'll talk much more about those throughout the day, sure. - We haven't unboxed our phones yet. - They're nice, right? - Yeah, this is pink. - This is pink next to red. It is actually a good pink though. I saw this and I was actually quite surprised. Like this is a yellow that is just white. Yeah. But this pink, it's got some pink to it. The rails are nice and pink. Got some pink going on. So we could do that a little bit later on. OK. So we got to play Hungry, Hungry Hippos. Can we just-- a little bit longer. You OK? I mean, that was a lot. And I got very upset. You did. That took a lot out of me to get that upset. Like, you don't know what it's like to be cheated, you know? Like, to have your best friend, co-founder, and basically brother just like, well actually, again, I don't blame you. But. - But Kathy does work for me. - And you did immediately, you didn't say anything like, oh no, I only did four. - Slipped my mind, in the heat of competition. - That makes sense. Again, I don't blame you. - Yeah. Well, our contestants are already dressed, so maybe we should go over there and join them. - Yeah. - We can take a look at them there. You ready? - Let's do this thing. - Okay. (sighs) So in this game, long time Podcastathon watchers will recognize something. We got to do something really cool this year and bring back some old friends, some original friends, actually. - Oh, I didn't know where that was going, now I know where it is. - Yes, so you may remember the first Podcastathon in 2019, it was basically a folding table and a ball pit we bought at the dollar store. And we have a bunch of those balls, balls have returned for the fifth one. So we got people who donated the first year, their names are still written on them. And this is what we're gonna use to feed it. - Like Edward in Ann Arbor. - And John in Tacoma. - Andreas in Pleasant Prairie. - Pleasant Prairie? - Pleasant Prairie. - That sounds like a nice place. - It just says Prairie. - Oh, that could be a typo. - It's wild to think that people were just backstage writing these down, huh? I know. So anyways, we're going to be using these. And we have our contestants that are dressed like hippos. Believe it or not, they were dressed already. They came to work this way. And-- We should just introduce our contestants. So this is Jill. Jill does all of this. This whole thing happens because of Jill. Let's give Jill a round of applause. [APPLAUSE] Jill is our producer. Jill is the voice of God in our ears. and Jill makes sure that this whole thing happens. How do you feel about being dressed like a hippo? - I mean, it feels appropriate. - This was Jill's idea. - It's a natural progression. - This whole game was Jill's idea. We're playing this 'cause Jill wanted to do it. (laughing) - This and LCD bowling to come later, very satisfying. - Yes, yeah, this is gonna be good. How are you today? - I'm doing good, thank you. - This is Belinda. Belinda works on the web development side of things. - Sure, back end, all the technology, all the fancy stuff you see on the screen. - The scoreboard, the chat bots, the webpage. Belinda, thank you so much. Ricky and Ricky who I will obviously later To me when I walked over and turned around and Ricky wasn't there. I'm not sure why that's happened. Yeah Okay, so so the way that this is gonna work Actually Jason can explain it you're holding a sheet of paper. I can't explain it Well first there's gonna be a coin flip because you get to choose your partner. Do you have your phone on you? We'll get it and I'm not allowed up probably not I'm not allowed yet to flip coins Yeah, it's the key word in that sentence or all or at all I haven't seen any evidence so far that you're allowed to flip a coin. I've been practicing okay We witnessed it I'm much better way to call it. I got a practice I got one of those big coins those challenge coins are easier to flip for people like me, so thank you Oh, where's your phone? I didn't I got a like update test flight and stuff. It's a lot of work. Thank you All right, which camera am I going to? This one. All right, so we're gonna need to flip a coin to work out who goes first We're gonna flip a coin in dice by peacock by our friend James Thompson who's responsible? Oh, yeah Who's responsible for the screensaver? Yes, you'll get if you donate a hundred No, sixty sixty sixty dollars and a hundred dollars either or so gonna flip a coin Get some sound going. Maybe I'll come through Like know that And that it's time to head on over That's Stephen To see that again. Do you see that again when Stephen came up? It was Kathy's voice I mean come on something's going on here, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. Don't you worry? Stephen choose your hippo human hippo. Oh human human hippo. I mean team Belinda all right - No, it's good. - All right. Here's how this is gonna work. You are going to push your human human hippo on their little scooter rack to the center of the room. They have a basket that they're gonna use to trap as many balls as possible without stopping and drag them back behind your starting line. Kathy and I will count the balls that are moved. Most balls wins. Remember, only the basket can be used to collect balls. You cannot pause in the center to collect extra balls. You cannot interfere with the other team. Game ends when all the balls have been collected or when one minute is reached. - I don't think me and Stephen have the ability to interfere. - Oh, you do. - Most balls wins. Each ball is worth one point. Winning co-founder wins 15 points. I don't know what that means. - So is it like a double point situation? - It's a lot of points on the board. - The co-founder with the most balls wins. - Balls wins 15 points. That's not how it's written here, but that's okay. - Okay. - It's one like sub point. That doesn't count for a real point. - Correct. - Do you wanna like flip it or we're just gonna-- - Cassie I would not do it from that high. - No, no, no. - Okay, I'm just saying, I'm just-- - I was here yesterday. - All right. - I want to. (laughing) - It's gonna go great. - Hippos and co-founders ready? - Ready. - And let the feast begin. (laughing) (upbeat music) (counting) - Jill, do you regret this yet? - Uh, no. - 22. - That was the right idea. - 27. - Wait, go get some of theirs. - Jill, Jill, we're gone. - Kathy didn't stop them, did you see this? You did not stop them! There's no cheating happening! How long have we got to do this thing? I think 17 more seconds! Okay! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Stop! Woo! Let's hear it for the human human hippos. - All right. Kathy, how many balls? - 69. - Nice. No way. - There's like 28 over here. (laughing) - We won, I win 59. - Myke wins, 15 points to Myke. - That brings the score. We have some Windows 10 news on the scoreboard. - Oh no, it's the Pentagon has some comments. - Let's see if I can fix that here. (laughing) - There we go. Windows isn't a very good operating system. - It's not, really, it's not. - That was 15 points for me. - That's right. - 15 points for Myke. - Yeah. - Good job. - Hey! That's how it should be. - You wanna read off some donations for us? As we catch our breath? - Yep. Oh yeah, I'll do it as I'm catching my breath. - Perfect. - Thomas donated $123.45 for the kids from the people of Netherlands. - Okay, Fallen in Sea. $200, Josh $100, Stacey $100, the Maloney jabronies, $100. Apparently I've been told there's a replay. - Let's go to the replay. - I remember where you flip the coin. - That was good. Okay. - And this is just madness. Look at that, you can see very clearly human being laying down dressed in a onesie. You can see in the replay too where Kathy steps aside Boo! You won! That's true, thank you very much. I counted every ball that crossed the line regardless of whether it left again. My vendetta has been dropped Mm-hmm for now for now for now until there is more evidence of cheating going on. No cheating. We're at $419,000 incredible $420,000 We're $100 away from that. We're now $30 away from that. So it just keeps happening. If we keep reading the numbers, it keeps going up. Right. It's true. So how it works-- Should we do some Jenga? Let's do it. How many pieces should we do for Jenga? It's really funny. You can see Jill through the thing. She's still got the onesie on. She's still got the helmet on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's still got the onesie and the helmet on. Hippo is directing us now. That is fantastic. That's good. All right. We are being directed by a hippo. You're up. or the whole thing. You touch multiple, when you touch you have to commit, right? Uh-uh. Is it once you start moving you have to commit? Yep. I don't know how Jenga works. What do you call it in the UK? Jenga. (laughing) Hello mate, it's a Jenga. That's Australia, Jason. Oh God. Oh God. Oh, not that one. That is a choice, like. It seemed fine when I started. That, oh gosh. Look, they're still cleaning up the hippo balls. I'm gonna make them clean up the jenga because you won't move This is not my maybe try it. Can I touch this to move it? Sure. Yeah Oh, geez, oh my god. Yeah, this is worse. No, no, no, it's working Oh don't even if you knock over if you're the last person touch jenga and it falls over you lose a point. Yes Or five points, maybe come on That's very much. Thank you very much. Everyone ends. That was pretty good right now. I gotta do one. Yeah - Yeah. - Ooh, the Jengas lean in a little bit. - Leaning tower of Jenga. - Jenga. - Jeng-eet-zeh. When is Federico? - Soon. - Up next. - But not yet. - Top of the hour. 15 minutes to Federico. - Oh, that was a chicken move. - Kathy, do you wanna go do a wheel spin? - Yeah. - Can I do another Jenga piece? - Sure. Not that one. (laughing) Oh, Myke. Hmm, should I spin it while he's trying to wiggle Jenga pieces? No. You don't have to worry about me. I'm all good. All right, let's go for it. I feel very Vanna White. Oh, you look great out there, Kevvie. We've got a number nine. Human hippos. Banked for later on. Layer of $420,000. Relay lip reading. It was on a 10. Clearly. Yay. All right. Whoa. Okay, so we have a selection of smaller less active games. Yes, so we're gonna be playing here in the lounge Area today, that's right Come on over boys I Don't know if the headphones are doing their thing it's the screening time someone will they go to turn them on you should turn Let me find out Well, I got set it's so comfortable over here It's down there. It needs to go to the... Could we get a hand with the sound, please? We need our soothing. Explain how the game works, and I'm sure we'll get that sorted out. All right, so we will start with a coin toss, of course, to see which co-founder goes first and the winner chooses the partner. Okay. I don't know where my phone is anymore. The way this... Yeah. One of us will wear headphones, and the other person will whisper prompts that have been provided by our lovely audience members. - Wonderful. - You're gonna pull the next prompt from the stack and read it to the teammate. - Okay. - You get three reads. - So we're a team, they're a team? - I mean, whoever wins the coin toss gets to choose. - Oh, it's a choice? Okay. - Yes. - All right. Oh, I have to do the coin toss. - You have to do the coin toss. - That's right. - We haven't even done an owl yet. Correct answers earn two points. All right, I'm flipping. Two points per answer. Stephen goes first. Stephen goes first. Heads and donate at stju.org/relay. I think you just picked your teammate, you know what I'm saying? All right, let's go. Me and you. All right. So, you're gonna go first? Who's listening first? I'll listen first. Oh, okay. All right. All right, so Stephen won't be able to hear. Jason will whisper the prompt. I get three times. You get to say it three times. And then does it, do I? And then we-- Then we get a different one, 'cause obviously I can hear what Jason's saying. Yeah, we just alternate. I don't know when this ends, by the way. Maybe Jill will tell us. Yeah, we could just do a number of them. As long as we need to, is the answer. It never ends. As long as you like. Until Federico is ready. That's 15 minutes, this is the only time to play this game. Excellent. Are you good, can you? All right. You have to be quiet, 'cause people hear otherwise. Okay, here we go. Yeah, please note that the earpieces are out. Yes, that's right, we gotta do that. - Oh. - No cheating. See, we're on the same team. - You're really having trouble there. - I am having trouble. The binder clip is half up and half down. Can you pry up another one? All right, you ready? - Are we going? - Yes, we're gonna go now. - Reigning cats and dogs. (laughing) - That face, look at his face. - Training. - Cats and dogs. - Training. I already guessed that once. - This is my last time. - Okay. - Raining. - Raining. - Cats and dogs. - Rainy cats and dogs. - Yeah! - Yeah! - That's a voice. - Well done! - Bravo! - We just have to say, this white noise is horrifying. So we're listening to a white noise, which is of like the universe, like it's meant to be space. You like space, what's the problem? I don't wanna be in space. Oh yeah, we've had this conversation. In space, no one can hear you guess what the other person is saying. All right, I'm tossing these ones back in. Space is in stereo, you're okay. You ready? Are you ready? Yeah? All right. (laughing) Co-founder, champion. (laughing) - I got something champions. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Okay. - When you're in there it feels like forever. - Co-founder. - You can't hear anything. Just white noise. (laughing) - No. - Co- - No. - Founder. (laughing) - That was three tries. - Well done. - I haven't said anything. I know, I know. I can't say anything else. You can't do it again. What are you doing, like a beautiful mind thing over there? No. Okay. Co-founder. Champion. I was like, "No fountain champion." No fountain champion. No. No fountain champion. So now Jason listens. Yeah, I guess I do. All right. And I get a card. You get this card. Whoa. I told you, it's weird. Oh, I can hear you a little bit, though. There's a volume here on the side. And also, Stephen will be quiet. Yeah. All right, I'm on the space shuttle now. Okay, great. Okay. Cool as a cucumber. [laughter] It's the moment where you realize how hot it is. - You are. - Do the book. - Cool as a cucumber. - Cool as a cucumber. - Yes. - Yeah. (clapping) - All right. - Where did the dispose cards, just back there somewhere? - Yep. - So we have gotten-- - Two. - So I have four points for this. - You have four points now. - Wow. - You have-- - None. - None. Ball is in your court. (laughing) The pool is in the water? Okay, okay. Hey, there's no hand signals in this game. No one told me I couldn't do it. That's a different game. Yep. Ball is in your court. I think the accent hurts me. Ball is in your corner? Oh, no! Oh, no! Ball is in your court! - There it is! (laughing) - Come on! - A thousand points for me. - It feels like collusion a little bit. - Yep. - How many, we do? - We'll do one more. - We'll do one more? - We'll do one more each. - Okay. - Yeah. - You ready? MacBook Pro. (laughing) - Interesting. Mac Book Pro. [LAUGHTER] Vagabond? Interesting. Mac Book Pro. I thought this would be so easy. The movement is the-- I got-- I have nothing. I have no idea. That's it, right? Yeah, that was three. You said it three times, yeah. I have no idea. What was it? Macbook Pro. Come on. (laughing) Get outta here. All right, last-- One more. Yeah, let's go. Last chance. Ready? Do it fast. Enjoy the little things. - Enjoy the something things. (laughing) He's just blinking at me. - Enjoy the something things? - Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. - Okay, okay. - Little. - Lit, enjoy the little things. - Yeah! - Aw, that's cute. (clapping) What does that one of, oh, was that just like people just wanting to enjoy the little things? - Yeah, yeah, just take a moment. - Oh, well done. - That's a producer giving you life lessons. - That's good, all right, we're done for now? - Yes. - All right, so Federico's coming up next after this next video, and we'll add points to the totals, 'cause that was what, four four? Did you just, were you guys even there? - Yes. - Yeah. - All right, so we'll just raise the numbers 'cause bigger numbers are better. - Yep. - Yep. - And then they'll be back with Federico in a minute. - All right. - Let them go up. - I think about St. Jude every day and I think about the kids that are still here every other minute. - I even live a life that-- - I've always gone to church, but I got saved during that time and really realized the impact of God. - First time I was in the hospital. - I understand completely. I remember we got here August 2nd, 2009, almost 100 days of hiking. We were on ice for a while. I knew I wanted to feel normal, but I also didn't want to feel bored. She says my friends were like, "Hey, I'm learning how to drive." And I'm like, "You're learning how to walk again." And I remember asking him, "What's the percentage of survival you give my daughter?" And he said, "I don't treat numbers. I treat kids. And I promise to do everything I can to save your daughter's life." (music) Hello. Hello. Welcome back. I feel like a newscaster. I'm in a suit. We're in a studio. You haven't worn a suit before, have you? I mean, I have in my life. No, like for the podcast or something. I've been a jeans and sports coats kind of guy. I like this. Thank you. This is a good look. Thank you. I like this. We're not, like, the hues are wrong, but we're not super far off the Dumb and Dumber suits, which I did think about, but I didn't think you'd be up for it. Which one is which? Does it matter? I don't know. I don't think it matters. So, if you are just tuning in, breaking news, we are raising money for St. Jude Children's Nursery Class. Yeah, and also, where have you been? Yeah, come on, we're an hour into this. We've got 11, we have 11 hours to go. Don't think about that. all I can think about. It's not worth thinking about that. So we want to thank Liam and Dave and Adam for their gifts. Anonymous, thank you for your gifts. We are raising money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. The URL you want to visit, stjude.org/relay. We are at $422,000 for the month, on our way to half a million. I also want to just thank everybody that's watching. We really appreciate it. Yes. And hanging out with us. It means a lot to us that you spend your time with us today and we hope that we'll give you a good time for you to hang out with us for the next 11 hours. Let's do it. And if you're listening to this and- There's like 600 people watching right now. Awesome. I didn't even know that. There's six people watching right now. Is that better or worse? Just us and the crew. 600 or six, which is the worst number? I don't know. I think six is the worst number. Maybe. Yeah. So anyways, sendyou.org/relay. Yes, please go there and you can donate. You can find out more about fundraising. There's so much that you can do. please go there and you can donate, you can find out more about fundraising. There's so much that you can do. Thank you, Glenn, for your gift. Glenn is a friend of mine and I just want Glenn to know that I love him. Awesome, thank you, Glenn. We love you, Glenn. We're going to be joined by Federico Vatici in just a moment, who is hot off his iOS 17 and iPadOS 17 review. I think he's mostly been sleeping. Yeah, he's been hard to get a hold of. Yeah. He's been, just in general, he's hard to get a hold of right now. He's a busy boy. Yeah, yesterday I was like, "Hey, we need you in the Discord." I just didn't hear back for four hours. I was like, "Yeah, it's okay." To be fair, that is where he is in life right now, you know? Yeah. He got an iPhone. He got his iPhone today. We have iPhones. Do you want to unbox yours? I don't like them being on the edge of that table. I have to say that. It's fine, do you want to unbox yours? Yeah. Did you unbox yours? No. Okay. That's yours. You can tell because yours is a terabyte, right? That's right. How was the Apple store this morning? It was pretty busy. There were a lot of people in line, and then I had a reservation, so I got to skip the line, and everyone was mad at me. Like, why would you not have a reservation? - Why would you decide to go and get in line? - On launch day. - Without a reservation. It's so easy to do that. Maybe they just couldn't get into the system, right? 'Cause that's been harder and harder over time to try and get in, right? - So this will be, so I've seen these phones, 'cause I was at the Apple event with Jason. You have not, so we need your first, what was that? We need your first impressions. - I was at the Apple event, so I've seen them, ooh, hello. Oh yeah, come on. That's a good color. That's the natural titanium. Yeah. Oh yeah. This is the blue. Oh, it has some like, it does have, it's not as like brushed as I kind of wanted it to be. Hey! Oh! Katrina and Dan, $2,000. You see they didn't put thoroughly considered in the thing. He can't win his own pen. They can't do that. Thank you, thank, the Provost family's awesome. Thank you. You guys are the best, thank you so much. Thank you very much. Got a button. Yeah, action button. This is good. I look forward to setting this up in like three days time. You got a braided USB-C cable here. Oooh, I've got a lot of these now. So you don't need lightning anymore. Who needs it? And there's no SIM removal tool because it's eSIM. You do get an Apple sticker though. No way. I know. I don't have any of those. It makes it worthwhile. I feel like a long time ago it was very fashionable to put like an Apple sticker on your car. People don't do it anymore. It's not fashionable. I don't think it ever should have been. It shouldn't have been. No. Unless your car was made by Apple, which it isn't. Not yet. So I think we're gonna get Federico Vatici in here, our co-host on Connected, your co-host on Remastered. Yep. And overall friend of everyone in life. Hey buddy. Oh, we don't hear him. Yeah, we can't hear Federico, but he's there. He's so beautiful though. Look how handsome he is. Oh, he can hear us, so we can just keep complimenting him. I like your shirt. Yeah. It's really nice. - Hey, Federico. - AirPods? What are you? - No, these are not in your mind. - Mysterious. - Hello. - Hello. - Hey, buddy. - Hello. - Hello. - Hi. - Ciao, Bella. - You gotta share your laptop. Federico, can you explain to people what you have created for us today? - I have prepared a very, very special game for you both. (imitates air horn) It is time for a very special edition of the quizzes. - The fatiches. Peachy version. Peachy's version. So I will ask you, you will need to get up and find a whiteboard, if you have it. Do you have a whiteboard that you can use? We do have whiteboards. They can be brought to us by someone, but there's nobody here. Jason's doing it. Yeah, sorry, I forgot. I know you asked me and I forgot. I want to thank JD Davis for his donation of $1,000. JD is our designer at Relay Film. JD, thank you so much. You're gonna see some animation that he did. Did they see that thing yet? I don't know if it got played, but we'll play it for the second one for sure. There is just the coolest animation that JD made. All right, we have whiteboards, thank you Jason. Thank you Jason. We have whiteboards Federico. All right. And accurately colored pens. Oh, the iPhones are going everywhere. Yeah, that's fine, Apple doesn't need them back. Okay. All right, we have whiteboards. All right. Oh no, TG? Federico? We have whiteboards. We don't... There he is. Okay. Hello. We're ready now. Sorry about that. Okay. So we have four questions ready for you. The first three are worth five points. Okay. The last one is worth 20 points. Whoa! We are going big with the final question. Okay. So we'll start easy. These are four different questions. I call the first one pretty easy game. Fill in the blanks. blanks. Okay. So I want, who's got the best handwriting of either of you? Probably Stephen? We're both pretty bad. All right. All right. Well, Myke, you, you write this out. Okay. Well, my whiteboard? Yes. Okay. On your whiteboard. Yeah. This week, Federico, blank. Hold on. week comma Federico comma blank blank and what's left of blank yeah discuss some blank follow-up oh just a recent episode hold on blank oh my I've run out of space I need your board the other board use the other board wait this week Federico blank and what's left of blank discuss some blank follow-up I wrote the blank no that's wrong yeah good one yep some blank follow-up yeah recent blank drama recent oh my god drama yeah I gotta write shorter descriptions and what's going on with Twitter blank so this is the description of episode 17 of of Connected, I believe from 2014. - What's going on with Twitter all the way back in episode 17? - The title of the episode was "On Principle, I Shunned These Ideas." - Okay. - Okay. - So, Myke-- - Do you know when episode 17 was? - 2014. - 2014? - What month? - Yeah. - Did we get what month it was in? - I don't remember. - It would have been towards the end of the year. - Okay. - All right. - So, Myke, you go first. Try and fill in the blanks. Okay. This week Federico, Myke, and What's Left of Stephen discuss some iPhone follow-up, recent... Recent drama? What kind of drama do we usually cover on the show? We cover plenty of drama. Yeah, I'm trying to think. What year was this? 2014. Recent photo drama. Photo drama? Twitter what? Twitter blank. Twitter blank. Apps. Okay, so Myke, you said this week Federico, Myke and Stephen discuss what's left of, no, this week Federico, Myke, and what's left of Stephen, discuss some iPhone follow-up, recent photo drama, and what's going on with Twitter apps. Stephen, what about you? What's your guess? This week, this will be different, Federico, Stephen, and what's left of Myke, discuss some iPad follow-up, recent App Store drama, and what's going on with twitter apps app stores there's always a half hour i'm gonna get give the so neither of you were able to properly fill in the blanks well that's how i was the well no i am going to i'm going to give the point to Stephen okay because he got close to close to Stephen so that's five points for me five points for Stephen the solution was this week federico Myke and what's left of Stephen discuss some evernote follow-up evernote remember that recent recent appstore drama even got that right that's that's that's good that's what that's what got you the point and what's going on with twitter clients it was clients you both said i wouldn't have said app twice in the description i should have so i thought i sort of thought like me Stephen gets the point because he said appstore can i have something to erase this whiteboard with oh yeah we don't have anything well you don't need you need to erase it for for a few minutes so you're good okay uh... we're gonna need at the very end ok question number two this is a numbers question thank you kathy very wonderful very wonderful thank you he said a number two number two number numbers question my favorite think about our show think about connected i want you to guess or get at the very least very close proper number, how many days worth of content with Connected have we put out into the world since we started the show? - This is like when we did the live show. - I'm doing math. - And I said like 16,000 or something, do you remember that? - I'm doing math. - Do you remember how many? - How many days? - 7,906? - Yeah, it was good. - Like two, four? - And I will tell you, I will tell you, this is an objectively true number. I received some help from friend of the show, friend of everybody, underscore David Smith. Okay. Oh, good person to get. Alright, so wait, how many days based on the amount of... How many days of... Based on the length of Connected since we started the show. Can I use a calculator? Or can we just do math on these? I can't do that math on those. I can't. No, you cannot use a calculator. Okay. So we do an episode a week. All right. I'm just going to say a number. It's probably for the best. Who's going to go first? Myke goes first. I have my number. 46 days. 46 days. Yes. So if you hit play on episode one of our podcast, it would take you that long to finish all of them. Okay. I'm going to say 32. Stephen gets the point again. Boom. Five points to Stephen. Five points. The answer was 28.5 days. Oh, that's close. I think you're wrong again. Or 685 hours of connected. Wow. Good, good. That's the damage we've done to the world. Stephen, you've now overtaken me. It's 36.39. Okay, I like it. Okay, so Stephen is at 10 points. Myke is at zero points. Federico, I just need to stop you for one second. We got a full hour of content. We're going to be talking about the future of the internet. We're going to be talking about the future of the internet. We're going to be talking about the future of the internet. We're going to be talking about the future of the internet. Okay, I like it. Okay, so Stephen is at 10 points. Myke is at 0 points. Federico, I just need to stop you for one second. We got a $400 anonymous donation. Thank you very much. Someone who's definitely not Joshua, so I'll assume it's Joshua, is $250. Corey, $100. And Rachel A., $500. We're at $429,000 raised for the contestants. Thank you all. What a day so far. All right, we now move on to question number three. You do not need a whiteboard. And this is a game of who said it? I am going to read you three quotes from Apple executives. Oh, and you will need to guess who said it. Okay. Quote number one. I got to tell you, when we released Big Sur and these articles started coming out saying, "Oh my God, look, Apple is preparing for touch." I was thinking like, "Whoa, why?" - Is it first one guesses right when it's the point? - No, Stephen, you go first now. - Craig Federighi. - It's Craig Federighi. - Five points each. - Okay. - That was Craig Federighi. This is a multi-point question. - So not only do you have a multiplier at the end, but this one could be worth like-- - 100,000 points. - 100,000 points. - Please. - Question number two. I think especially when one is somewhat in the public eye, it's very important to keep a private life. - Wait, how is this multi-point? - This is also worth five points. - No, this is also worth five points. - All right, okay. - So you wanna go first? - Tim Cook. - Tim Cook, in his coming out letter. - Yeah. - No. - Neither of you get the point. That was Steve Jobs. - Oh. - I was thinking of people that are-- - Alive? - Yeah. I believe that was in the 1994 Rolling Stone interview. Have you been in my Dev and Think database? It's right here, Federico. It's right here. You can touch it. Now I have 8 terabytes of information in my brain. Quote number 3. This is another 5 points on the line. So, to all of us living in Cupertino, maps seem pretty darn good, right? Right? The problems were obvious to us. Now we do a lot more betas. This is a trick question. That part at the end threw me off. I'm gonna say Federighi again. I'm gonna say Fuscela. Neither of you. It's EddyQ, isn't it? It's EddyQ. That was EddyQ. See, you were trying to get us to say Scott Forstall, weren't you? Yeah. But that was our last line. If you would have stopped it there, we would have been like, "Ah, he said it afterwards, maybe when he was on Broadway or something." That's right. Sonia and Witek, thank you both for your $100 donations. We're at $429,000. We, I believe if my math is correct, we are now with Stephen at 15 points and Myke at 5 points. Okay, we're at 44-41 on the total scoreboard. So, now what's gonna happen now is exactly what I was hoping was gonna happen. You, Myke, have a chance to append this entire game. - Excellent. - For the final question of this very special edition of the quizzes. This segment is called Remember the Arm. And I'm gonna ask you both. - I do remember it. - I'm gonna ask you both. - Where did you get jacked? - See, I told you I had big muscles. - Jeez. - Don't worry about what I told him there. - Now pay attention. - $250 from Emily. Thank you, Emily. - Thank you, Emily. - We're paying attention now, Federico. You have our undivided attention. - I am going to ask you to channel your inner artist and draw on your whiteboard a recreation of my left arm and the tattoos that I have. (laughing) An approximation is good enough. - All right. - Start from the shoulder and go all the way down to the wrist. Remember the arm. - Yeah. Can you do it? It's obviously going to need discussion, but... So, I mean, even if you get close to the subject or you remember, you know, the tattoo partially, it's fine. Obviously, neither of you is a tattoo artist. Did you see what I'm doing? It's so bad. Let's see what you can do. That's not even an arm. What? It's so bad. attention to what you're drawing, obviously. It doesn't have to be in color. Or doing the outside of the arm? Yeah, the outside. Okay. The outside is fine. Obviously my entire arm is tattooed, but you don't need to do the inner part, just the outside is fine. We don't see each other that much. Well, but when we see each other, you got to pay attention. That's the hope. We got a $1,000 anonymous donation, we're now over $430,000 raised for the kids of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Let's do this! Let's go! All right. I've got the best I can do. Okay, Myke, can you please show your whiteboard and describe what you think you just... All right, Myke, you go first. Okay, so I don't... Oh my God. Should I get up and walk over? Please get up, yeah, because I don't see... I can't see anything. Stephen, what have you done? - He's through the bag. - Oh my God. - I put it in an arm. - Oh my God. Let's see, Myke. Okay. So what am I looking at? - This is the weird fish and it's in like a cage. And then this is, it's one, is it calliope on your arm? You have like a goddess on your arm. I also, for extra credit, upside down is the word right. - Okay. - Oh, keep, sorry, keep. Keep is on your left, 'cause you got right and then the other one. - Okay. So you did the weird fish-- - In a cage. - A goddess in a cage. - And then spin the other. - A goddess, a goddess and the word keep. - Yeah. - Okay. - Okay. - Stephen, you're up. (laughing) - So I put it in an arm, because that's what you told us to do. So this is an arm. - Sure. - The weird fish is on the inside of your arm, but I wanted that there because you and I have that matching tattoo and he does not. - Not yet. - We have a picture of one of your dogs. - Okay. - Not sure which one, but one of your dogs. You have an hourglass, and then you have some like, fire and water and stuff. And then on the back of your hand you have a, Because you're in the Illuminati, you have the all-seeing eye thing. OK, you may be seated. I don't think he's happy with us. No. Because-- Thank you, Olaf, for your $700 donation. And Graham, $100. The Atwood family, $100 as well. Very awesome. Do you have your phone on? You go take pictures of these. Yeah, we'll take pictures of these for posterity. for the lawsuit. - Okay. - Okay. - So we were with Stephen at 15 points and Myke at five points. And I gotta say, I am mildly disappointed at both of you for getting many details wrong. However-- - When we're together, I'm looking in your eyes, not your arm. - In a major twist of events, Myke gets 20 points for correctly guessing Calliope, the goddess, the muse of poetry on the top of my left arm. - They're so poetic. - And the word, and the word keep. - I forgot about keep writing. Do you have an hourglass tattoo? - Well, okay, so can you? - I mean, we can see it. - Here's Calliope. - Yeah. - She's saying shh. - So I drew a dog, but that was. - There's an hourglass here. - So I did get that right. I did get that right. - Snake and some flowers. That's my shhh section. And the word keep is under here. I think that's a tie. Federico, what hand is the Max Loris logo on? Mm, I was gonna do that. I was gonna do that. And also, Stephen, you got the-- You're 23 on that left arm, haven't you? On the little finger. Yeah, I do. That's the right arm. Where is it? It's here? Yeah. Stephen, you also got the back of the hand wrong. It's on my right hand. It's here. Oh, I'm sorry. Not the left one. I'm sorry. And you've got the dog. The dog's in the other arm. Also the dog is on the other side. Stephen, you got it all wrong. Obviously you don't look at my arms enough. I always do. Just your eyes. With that being said-- That sound effect is unnecessary and cruel. Whoever just played that sound effect. The special edition of the quizzes is over. And Myke wins. 25 points, Myke. We appreciate you. We appreciate you. Well done, boys. We're going to take a short break. But before we do, let's thank Michael for the $500 donation, $100 from Don. I think we already said $100 from Graham. And again, Federico, thank you, that was amazing. - That was so good, yes. - I loved it, especially. - So up next, the co-founder quiz. - Oh my word. - My very first introduction to St. Jude was through my mother. When I was very young, my mom actually was a nurse at St. Jude. She would come home and tell us the stories of all the children that she got to work with on a daily basis. Some days she would come home in tears, you know, but even on those days, she just was filled with hope and she would always attribute that to the children that she encountered at St. Jude. Their courage, their strength, their hope was very contagious. Those stories stuck with me, you know, throughout my entire life. We were taught and raised that we all exist here on this planet to benefit others, not to just enrich ourselves or to try to reach certain levels of success for just personal gain. That's how my wife and I feel when we give to St. Jude every month. With a certain level of success comes responsibility. Our giving to St. Jude is right up there with our mortgage. That's the priority that we put on giving to St. Jude. It doesn't get any easier than that. It just comes out of our account every month and it ensures that we never skip a beat. It's a cause that should resonate with anyone who believes that a child should be able to live a long, healthy, productive life. [Music] I've seen sides of life that are good, and I've seen the side of life that's not so good. So what I went through as a kid, it's just bittersweet. I had a pineal blastoma, and it was a mass in my brain the size of a golf ball. My treatment, it was 40 weeks of chemo and six weeks of radiation at St. Jude. I was 22 months old and I don't really remember any of it, but since then I've always had left side weakness from my brain tumor, which is evident, but I pushed through and just faced life as it comes. And I'm just thankful that I'm here. St. Jude is unlike any hospital I've ever known or seen, ever. If I hadn't had the treatment I had at St. Jude, I wouldn't be here today. They saved my life. High school graduation is a big milestone in my life. I'm going on to study business as a major. I'm for sure looking forward to that. (upbeat music) I've seen the whole spectrum of life. It's brought my eyes open to the fact that life isn't always good, but pushing through and staying positive is the best way to come out on top for sure. We now hand over to the host of the Co-Founder Quiz, Gamble. Yeah, because you know, you didn't answer enough questions. Let's see if we can get some, I'm not going to say better questions, because obviously Federico's fantastic. - Was Federico a warm-up, is that what you're saying? - Yep, exactly. So those were just connected, and this is gonna be the entire relay FM switch-on process. - Okay. Hi, Jason. - Hi, I'm gonna be your scorekeeper. - Love it. - Yep, yep. - I thought you were checking your email. (laughing) - He looked bored. I decided he needed to come and hang out with us. - Apple called, they want their phones back. (laughing) - After you dropped them off a table. - Not, nope, definitely didn't do that. - They just shifted. - Yeah, just shifted. All right, shall we get started? - We shall. - All right, this is the fifth annual co-founders quiz. Myke had famously won all of them until Stephen won last year's. But if you count up all of the points across all of the previous quizzes, who would be winning, and by how many points are they leading by? - That was a beautiful way to start the quiz. That just rolled right into the first question. Yeah, I must say that all of these were heartily, lovingly crafted by Kate and the rest of the Modbins after using questions that were sent in through the Discord. Official historian of Relia. Official historian. Thank you, Kate. Don, Ben, Myke, and Mickey, thank you for your donations. That's a fun set of names. Don, Ben, Myke, and Mickey. I saw them and I wanted to rattle through them. - All right, are you ready? - Yes. - Show me your things. - Myke, 30 points. - Said Myke by 100. - All right, so-- - Do we have point inflation here? - Yes, because the correct answer is two points. Myke has 73 points, Stephen has 71. - That's wild. - Yeah, so Myke gets the point 'cause he's closest. - Can we get the eraser off the table? I'm sorry, I left it over there. - We need both of them if that's okay. - Thank you. - Myke gets two points, right? - It's just one, it's fine. - Or no, Myke gets one point because they both said Myke. - Yes. - Okay. - Okay. - Here we go. - All right. - Good stuff. - That was a good warmup question that didn't count. So now we're in the quiz. - Of course, definitely. Didn't count at all. Except it totally did. Number two, what is the single longest episode on the Really FM Switch On website, other than departures? And for a second point, how many minutes is it? This has been a question before. - It has. - Has the answer changed since last time? Don't give them clues. - Maybe, maybe not. - Can I not do the math and just tell you the hours and minutes or do I have to do the actual-- - Oh no, the question is how many minutes. - All right. Harsh. - I know, I'm mean. - Well, I've tried to do the math. - Yeah. - I won't let anyone see what I wrote, hours and minutes. All right. - All right. - State of the Apps 2023, Cortex, 223 minutes. - All right. - I said Cortex at 175 minutes. - Okay, the correct answer is in fact, Cortex State of the Apps 2023 and 202 minutes. - Just real quick, he just wrote the word Cortex. - You didn't ask for an episode name. - I just said what is the single longest episode. - Yeah, just a Cortex. - But it's fine, he didn't get the point anyway. - You edit that show, that's cheating. - Yeah. - So two for Myke, none for Stephen? - Yeah. - You don't have to rub it in. - You don't have to, 'cause they won't come off of us. - Alright. - Are we ready? - I'm ready. - Thank you Jim R for your donation of $200. - Yes, thank you Jim. Alright, that episode overtook the previous longest episode in the CMS in November. - Hey, Matthew and Anna $1,000. - Wow, thank you Matthew and Anna. - Coming up on $434,000 for St. Jude Children's Research. - Absolutely. - Wow. - Wow. - That was a lot of money. - That was the transition. Okay, I'm sorry, I interrupted. - All right, once again, that episode overtook the previous longest episode in the CMS in November. What episode was that, and how much longer is that episode of Cortex? - Longer than the previous winner. - Correct. - So it's X minutes longer. - Correct. - Man. - Every year we think this is a good idea to do this and every year I-- - I know, you keep inviting me back. You even invited me here. - I don't like it. - All right, show me your answers. - It was rec diffs, it was like four minutes. - I said rec diffs, preparing the way, 21 minutes longer. - All right, so it's not preparing the way. It's actually Zaro Droogs. - Zaro Droogs? - Yep. - Zaro Droogs. - I knew that. - And it is 49 seconds longer. (laughing) - That felt like spite on Myke's part in the edit. - No, there's nothing I could've done about it. - Did you hear that, John and Merlin? He did it on purpose. - John's coming later, we can-- - Oh yeah, talk to him about it. - Confront him. - You do not need to egg on John and Merlin to make a long episode, they'll just do it. So give it enough time, it will happen on its own. - So you have three points. - Two points for Myke there. - So how many is that total for me so far? - Six to one. - Okay. - All right, next question. How many shows does Myke currently host on Relay FM Switch On? (silence) Now if I was really mean, Jason, I would talk to you over this while they're counting and thinking. - Oh. - Let's see, that doesn't work. - Or we could just shout numbers. - Oh, that would be nice, yeah. - Seven, 12. - 42. - Nine. - Are these public shows? - Yeah. - Eight. - Yes. - Who works harder? What you're saying is who works harder. - It's just who works differently, that's all. - Who puts their time for work? - Six. Wow. Both of you are wrong, but Myke is the closest. The correct answer is 10. What? Get out of town. Really? What do I do? I don't know. What do I do? Kate knows. So let's name them. We have Analog, Connected, Cortex-- It's still there. --Bonanza, Upgrade-- The Pen Addict. --The Pen Addict, Thoroughly Considered. I forgot. Yeah. Casey, thank you for $500 donation. Woo! Thank you, Casey. That's only seven. Remaster, Ungeniused. Yep. I also forgot when I was counting. (laughing) The show that we do together. Backstage? No, she said public shows. You don't know the answer to that. I don't know the answer. It's probably-- Yeah, Kate will tell us. But that's the only one. It says departures not included. Okay, departures not included, so yeah, backstage. Everyone is a host at departures. Okay. All right. How many shows does Stephen host? Currently. Currently. We're gonna get right to our, is lift off-- Retired or not. Retired or just on hiatus. (audience laughing) Five. Yeah, I think five, if you count backstage. Correct answer is four. So if you don't count backstage, it is four. It's connected, lift-off, ungeniused, MPU. All right. So it must not count backstage. I don't know what shows I do. Yes, yes. Well, this is not going very well. It sure is. Listen, I'm trying, Stephen. I mean, and Myke. Two for Myke, one for Stephen. I'm trying, Stephen, and Myke. (laughing) - All right, here's one you might know, maybe. We'll see. How many unique people, including hosts and guests, have appeared on RelayFM Switch On podcasts? - Hosts and guests? - And guests, yep. - So this is a look up in the people database of our CMS. - The slowest part of the CMS. - And also thanks to Clockwise, because most of them, I believe, are Clockwise guests. - Clockwise and NPU are the big ones for sure. Yeah. I'm going to say 300. 274. Stephen is the closest, but by a long shot, 859. Jeez. How does our website work? That's why it's so slow. The people module is pretty slow. Ben, if you're watching this, we've got to fix that this fall. There's nothing else going on. Not right now, anyways. Man, that was a big bowl. That was a little big bowl. So many people. Which was the first episode on RelayFM Switch On to use the new subtitle field on the website? - What are we looking for, like the show name? - Show name, you know, we'll see what you answer. - Yeah, if you could provide some more identifying information, you're more likely to score, I think. - Yep, yep. - If you can out-identify your competition. I wrote a recent upgrade episode. I just wrote upgrade. And neither are you. Is it connected? Yep. Jeremy's. Episode 438, the Jeremy's. I thought you'd beaten it to us. That's what I thought that it just was like a random one that we just snuck in there 'cause it was available. Yeah. Jason's sneaky like that. 'Cause connected is the reason it's there. Yeah. And I was tempted to use it, but I think I waited. I deferred to connected to start it out since-- Make sure it would work. - Can I just say, we all look so good right now. - Make sure. - Yeah, we do. - Look at us. - We're just hanging out in our living room. - This is how we spend time in the living room. - We set up our living room so that there's the biggest TV possible, then we put it behind us. - The TV is humongous. - No, no, no, we do what we're doing right now. We put the big TV behind us and we watch it in the smaller TV and it was set in a room. Just like everybody's living room. - Right, that's, yeah, that's definitely. - That's how it works. Okay, no points on that one. - Nope, no points. All right, which three letters of the alphabet are not used in the name of any Relay FM switch-on show? - Oh, what a great question! - Active Relay FM shows. - Active, yep, active Relay FM switch-on shows. - That's an unbelievably good question. - I think let's turn the corner here now, Kathy, where Relay FM, the switch-on tag, has now come back around, that we now have to retain it as part of the intellectual property because of you. I agree. Absolutely. You brought it all the way back around. Absolutely. I will fight so hard in our meetings. I only have one letter written down. Well, pick two others. Yep. She gave you that it was three. Yeah. Yeah, I know. There are 26 to choose from. A, B, C-- Stephen wrote the number nine. That's a Q. Q, H, and L. - Stephen's thinking big. Bonanza has a Z in it. - But when you write Q, Z, and X. - Each of them only get one point. - For Q? - For Q. - Okay, what are the letters? - Thank you Josh and Craig for a $400 donation to St. Jude. - The other two letters are V and J. And J has never been used in any show ever in history. Jambalaya or something. Wait, what is, wait. So what-- Cortex has an X, Bonanza has a Z. My word, what's wrong with me? Your own show is true. Hey look, I think of it as Cortez and, wait, that would still do it though, wouldn't it? And the Bonanza. Bonanza and Cortez. If I retire Bonanza real quick, do I get an extra point? Jortex, this is where we talk about jean shorts. Coming soon. (laughing) I hate it. Oh. Somebody-- I'm just going to stop it now. We have a lot of brilliant viewers, brilliant Real AFM listeners. I'm going to be so disappointed if by the end of this, there is not show art for Jortex. [LAUGHTER] Yes. Send it to us in Discord or on Macedon. Yep. All right. Number nine. Why are you looking at me like that? Not Twitter. Oh, OK. X. As of midnight BST on 9/22/2023, how many total episodes have been published on Relay FM Switch-On according to the public CMS data? Okay, these are all on that laptop over there. Yeah, why don't you go count them? Just open that folder. Any items. For those who don't know, Stephen, for some reason, has every episode ever published on Relay FM. The MP3s are on his laptop. Locally. I said 4,000. 4,210. He's more network than man now. All right. Well, so Myke gets the point. Come on. But-- It's way more, right? Oh, yeah. It's like 8,000. 7,272. How does our database work? Who knows any of these things? Not me. That's why he bought the big hard drive. It makes sense. Does the website run from your computer? Is that how that works? It could. Wow. HTML file into the browser. Let's go. All right. Just so you know, I am crushing you right now. I know, this is really embarrassing. I'm sorry, Stephen. Since I own the CMS. Yeah. All right. How many minutes of audio is included in those 7,272 podcast episodes? Bless you. I need to get that thing again. I need to get a super-- [laughter] - I was gonna say 21,000. No, three hours, not three minutes. (laughing) Oh God. - Fun fact, this is the-- - Wait, how many minutes? - Yes, how many minutes of audio is that? - I can't do that. - Well, I don't care. You have to give me a number. - Yeah, how many average minutes in a Relay FM episode times 7272? - Yeah, but that's what I can't do. - To be fair, this is, or not to be fair. - You should use P-Calc. - Fun fact, this is the only question has been asked on every Confederate place. - I was gonna say, this sounds like a, 75,000. - 396,000, I did it again today. - Oh my God! (laughing) - No! - Guess who got the order of magnitude right? - That would be Myke. (laughing) - I'm-- - 476,989.1 minutes of audio. - Quit. - There's this picture of us, which I will try and find, which is when we last did this on stage. It was our fifth anniversary show, And then I realize how badly I am. And I'm just like, the thing is, I still would have gotten it wrong, but I had 750,000 written down. And then I was like, no, that's one too many zeros. I thought that said 750. I did before. I was afraid I was going to have to do math. I have to co-found a new network now. With less shows. See ya. Get a bigger hard drive. How many more questions are there? So many more. Let's see, how much time do we have? You have as much time as you want. Yeah. About 11 hours. 11 minutes, sweet. - Okay. - All right, question number 11. This year had the first time Federico introduced consecutive episodes of Connected. What podcast episodes were they? Give me a number. - Jeez. - Now if you get this order of magnitude wrong, I will make fun of you forever. - This is one of those areas where listeners are much better with the numbers than we are. We live our lives and don't count the numbers and they're like-- Oh, I know exactly what this is. I'm like, this is a listener to my shows, right? It's episode 319. The shows that I listen to, it's like, I know every piece of information about them. I know, right? I know all the things they said, I know when they said them. Are we ready? Yeah. 462 and 463. 435 and 436. And it's 422 and 423, which makes my closest. Nice quote. Kits it again. So it was like last summer. Why was that? Must've been vacations or-- But Federico did two in a row? Yep. I guess it must've been I was off, you was off, so it like hit in the order. Maybe. -All right. -It's weird for Federico not to be off. You know what I'm saying? Italians, am I right? [laughter] -Wow. -Go to the beach for three weeks. [laughter] I wish. -Dub Dub 20-- -Why don't we do that? -What's wrong with us? -We're busy ruining it. -He's got it right. -Yeah, those suckers -take up all the patience. -[laughter] Yeah. Losers. All right, what's next? All right, Dub Dub 2023 was announced during the recording of Connected 443. How much had you recorded before that happened? Oh gosh. Eight minutes. Six minutes. Ah, Stephen gets the point. It was 39 seconds. (laughing) Oh, that was a good episode, man. That was really good. 'Cause we stopped and booked hotels and stuff and then got back on the air. Oh my gosh, yes. Yeah, 39 seconds in. And we were stopped for like two hours. That was really funny. 39 seconds in, Tichy went, "Wait," and Myke shouted, "Stop!" (laughing) - That's very good. - Oh, I wanna listen to that. - Yeah, when this episode, or when this is done, you need to look at the spreadsheet because Kate has filled out so many good fun facts. - Oh, it's amazing. - It's incredible. - Is this one of those spreadsheets that Kate will be giving away as part of the fundraising campaign? - I don't know, we'll have to ask them. - What's possible, then? - Kate's note here is, please ask this one. I did a lot of research for it. - Okay. - This next one. - It is for this one. Make this one double points. - Let's do it. - I'm feeling good. - I'm feeling good. - All right. - We're involved. - On Connected episode 455, Federico said the show has lasted so long because each of you has missed probably less than 20 episodes so far. All three of you have actually missed more than that. But who has missed the least number of episodes? - Who's most committed to Connected? - Uh-huh. - Myke. - Myke with seven on the list. The reason for this, though, is because I used to edit. And then, like, so that was a lot. And then also I'm really-- and that's why I have my yearly theme, because I'm really bad at taking pictures. Double points? I mean-- No, no. We've got a secondary question here for the second point. Oh, so did we turn our boards to-- You're both right. Yeah. OK. You're both correct. Who's next? Guess the rest of the order. Yeah. Who's next? Who's next? It's Myke, and then who, and then who? By process of order. Stephen? - Yeah, I said Myke and then me and then Federico. - Nope. - Nope, Stephen is the least connected. - And I feel like I know why, 'cause you have to take time off unexpectedly more than us. So we wouldn't move it around so much. - 'Cause I have family and trees fall and I don't know how well the power goes out. - These numbers, by the way, Myke has missed 36 episodes. Federico-- - Of 417, that's bad. That's real bad. - Federico, 41. Stephen, 43. We're all really bad. Considering-- - It's been 10 years. - Like, ATP, they never miss it purposely. We don't do that. - That's more than 90%, well that's why you have three hosts. - Yeah. - If something can happen to one host, you just keep on plowing through. - For some reason-- - You have to count Casey. - And in fact, I'll also point out, there are a couple episodes where none of you showed up. - Yeah. - And that show went on. - I don't think so. - That does sound right to me. - I think that counts. - I don't think so. - But Kay points out, you've all been on more than 90% of the episodes. - I feel pretty good about that. - However, I would say when Stephen misses nine more, he's officially missed an entire year of Connected, you should let him hear it. (laughing) - Oh, I like that. - That's good, thank you special for $100 donation. If you wanna donate, you wanna go to stdew.org/relay, we're raising money all day. We are only an hour and a half into this. - Oh my gosh. - Oh no. - I will say as well, just like, if you're in the Discord or whatever and you wanna donate now, you should donate to Kate's campaign. Yes. 'Cause they put so much work into this. So much work. We really appreciate that. Maybe someone in Discord can share that link. Can share that link. And then K's also got a bunch of spreadsheets that they're keeping, I think for the work they did for this. So maybe this is included in that, maybe not. But they're the best for doing this. I really appreciate it. And you may know them by their handle, which is RHL__. Yes. I think it's __RHL. Oh, it depends. Or it could be R_H_L. Could be that. Maybe. All right, what's next? All right. What is Federico's overall record in the Jeremy's? I don't think I understand the question. Like percentage? Like how-- yeah. Percentage or count. Percentage of correct. Number over number. I'm saying 40%, 46%. 60%. So you won by 6% there. TestingDevUK, thank you for your $150 donation. You need to stop doing whole numbers. We're over 435 now. Wow. Look at that. That's 35 grand today. [HORN] What was that? [LAUGHTER] I don't know if everybody else heard that, but I think the sea captain is in. It sounded like a bus horn going off. Was that Justin on the other side? [INTERPOSING VOICES] I don't know what happened there. Oh boy. - Oh. - Okay. (laughing) - That's a weird horn apparently. - How many games of the Rickys have there been? (gasping) - This is according to Rickys.co. - Yep. - One of the two official websites of the Rickys. - Can I ask a clarifying question you may not know the answer to? - Sure. - It's what's named the Rickys? - Yeah. - It's what's on Rickys.co. - Okay. - And Rickys.net, so Jason and Lex. - Yep. - That could be longer than that. All right. - All picks from 2019, All picks from 2019 annual picks onward. Yep. Thank you, Kate. As always. Diligent. 16. 21 is the correct answer. What? How? It's like, it's, yeah. Even a three a year, that doesn't make sense to me. I guess there have been more than that. Well, you have annual, and then two or three happily. Oh, so that annuals. Yep. All right. So I finally got some points. You got a point there. Good job. All right, how many episodes have featured amendments to the Bill of Rikki's/Rikki's Rules? How many was the answer to the last one? 21. -21 Rikki's. -I don't like that number. How many episodes have amended the Rikki's? Yes. -18. -9. -27. -27? What? Wait, what? More episodes with amendments to the rules. Because we amend it both times sometimes. Oh, this is disgusting. Special thanks to Jason and Lex of Rickys.net and Rickys.co for those answers. Oh boy. Amazing. I say we do one more and then we move on to the touching boxes. Well how about the final two questions? Okay. Final two. Final two. Because look, it's official. It says final. And it has stars on it. Alright, ready? Yes. During last year's podcast-a-thon, there was one number that never came up when spinning the wheel. What number was it? Oh that's fantastic. Yeah. My word. This made the spreadsheet created before the podcast-a-thon had actually ended was the creation of the 2023 questionnaire. I mean there's 16 slots. I said 13. Whoops. Oh you both said 13. Neither of you get points. The correct answer is nine. - Okay, that's a bummer. - It was always on one when you used the PC. - I think we've already hit nine this year. - No, no, no, last year. - No, like I'm saying, this year I think we have actually already hit nine, which is funny. Okay, so we're gonna do the final question. - Yep, final question. According, according to a peer-reviewed investigation, can somebody get me that? - Where are you going? (laughing) - By Dr. Matthew Van Ormer and a team of lovely developers, How many founders' faces are visible on this St. Jude dust mat distributed to fundraisers last year? If you don't get this one, I'm very disappointed. I designed it, but it's-- You put that together. That's a lot of Photoshop files. All right, we're going to look at it. Look at it. Ready? Give me your number. 325. 770. Correct answer is 455. Good work. You got a point. All right. Stephen. Myke has 230 faces. Stephen has 225. Oh, thank you. - All right, okay. So final score, Myke with 15, Stephen with eight. Not great. So seven, seven up. - No, but not, not terrible. - And the win column for Myke. - So up next, we're gonna play the first edition of Stephen and Myke Touch Things. We're gonna have a promo video for that. And then we will be back in just a few minutes. (gentle music) I'd like to introduce you to Dr. Barbara Diane Mahone Brown, born in 1944, a force to be reckoned with, proud and strong. This is my mother. Barbara Mahone grew up in Tuskegee, Alabama in the segregated South. What seems crazy to me is that her life in the segregated South is just one generation away from my life. What also seems crazy to me is that she used to dare my aunt Paula to drink out of the white people's water fountain, something that could have gotten them both in a lot of trouble or possibly even killed. Not the smartest game of truth or dare. Now let's fast forward from the 40s to the early 60s and another act of daring. Danny Thomas found St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, a specialty hospital he built intentionally in Memphis, Tennessee, in the segregated South. At a time where most hospital facilities had separate entrances, separate nurses, separate bathrooms. St. Jude blazed a trail. Everyone would be welcome and they'd all come in through the same entrance. Additionally, Thomas looked at what were thought to be incurable diseases and decided, God willing, they were going to find a cure. Now move forward to the early 80s, the world is now in color, and Dr. Barbara Diane Mahone Brown gives birth to this awkward-looking baby here. This is me in 1982. Fast forward to the year 2000, just 45 days before my high school graduation, I was diagnosed with a brain stem glioma and told that I had just six months to live. [MUSIC] The tumor was in my pons and was inoperable. The right side of my body had started to go numb. I had headaches, difficulty swallowing, blurry vision. Things were not looking good. They told my parents, she's gonna be dead in a couple of days. You need to make plans. They told my father, "There is no hope." Now here's my mother, all grown up, who was fighting with bill collectors and insurance companies while she was also fighting for my life. My father told me, "Your mother prayed and prayed that that tumor would come out of your head and go into hers." Now I survived my battle with cancer. Unfortunately, 15 years later, here you can see my mother leaving the hospital and heading to hospice. As cruel fate would have it, my mom was diagnosed with multiple glioblastoma brain tumors, and it was just six weeks from her diagnosis to her death. It was the worst thing that had ever happened to me. And some days, it's hard to know how to move forward. Two years later, I got a job at ALSAC, the fundraising and awareness organization for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. I work here so that no family has to go through what my family went through. So that no mother has to be fighting with insurance companies and bill collectors when all she should have been fighting for was helping her child live. I work here to give back with this borrowed time that I'm now living on. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a researcher. But this is what I can do to keep moving the fight forward, to help cross that bridge into the unknown future. So I say this to you, believe that you can do something that they tell you you cannot do. Dream a dream that seems a little too big for this world. Always be moving forward. bring light into these dark times. I dare you. - All right, we're back. These wonderful men who are helping raise so much money. Oh, the bad touch is happening for St. Jude. And we're gonna do what you do for nice people that you love, which is make them stick their hands in a box and feel things that they don't know what they are. This is the relay edition of Myke and Stephen Touch Things. All the items, gentlemen, that you'll be touching inspired by RelayFM content. You're each receiving the same items, and you're going to race to figure out what is in the box and shout out answers. Two points per correctly identified item. And if you guess incorrectly or time's up after about 10 seconds, we'll let the other one have a guess. And we'll kind of alternate. -We can only say one thing, and then nothing, and then-- -Yeah. -Yes. -Yes. -So make your guess count. -Make your first shout count. Gentlemen, uh, start your engines. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I don't like this. I don't want to do this Why am I doing a happy clean face? Scrub daddy It is or it's a mommy I love these things. I use them all the time. Do you know what a genius and genius episode? 67 no - No. - No, it's... - Oh, okay. - Yeah, so it's from Ingenious. - Yeah. - All right. So, two points for Steve and one point for Myke on that one, let's say. All right, we're gonna bring in the next-- - Number two. - As far as it goes, that one wasn't bad. I use those every day. - Well, yeah, we like to start-- - And we're gonna play another round of this later in the day with things that are gross. And last year, the response from the audience, as we had some audience members here, made it for me. 'Cause people were gagging as I was putting my hand - I'm gonna say, when you have to guess what relay episode this is from, you can give me a number, you can give me a show. The more detail, if you can say what, like maybe it was the episode about this or it was this title, that would be helpful. Our second item is now in there. Gentlemen, start your touching. - Oh. - Oh. (laughing) - I mean, it's gotta be Ingenious, 'cause Ingenious is all the weird stuff. Like, this is from the pen addict, probably. [LAUGHTER] -Hang on. Did y'all play a trick? Is there something gross from last year's Podcast-a-thon on departures? -No. -No, that would have been a good idea, making note of that, Joe. -Yeah. -But you were doing good. -It's something from my genius. -Yep. What feels like that? -What have we talked about? - Is it molasses? - Yes, it is. - From the Great Molasses Flood episode. - From the Great Molasses Flood episode of Ungenius. It is a bowl of molasses. Do we get to tell these guys down? - Can we wipe our hands? - Yes, please. (laughing) - Can you reach those? I can't see anything. - Oh, here's some wet. Okay, Myke. Here's some wet wipes. - It smells good. - Now take your hands out of the box. - No, no, no, inside, inside. Put them in there. - Oh, no! It's in my glasses! - It's so gross. - So gross. - Oh, maybe. - Oh, I see it. - Oh, wow. - Allergic. - I hope. - Don't die. - Can I have one more? - How are you feeling? You good? - Confident. - You want that scrub, bomb, and water back, don't you? - I sure do. - Yeah, why couldn't that one be last? - Because we've got better ones that are last. - Hey, Blinda. - It smells great now. - All right, here we go. - Let's put those there. Okay. - Oh, we got an instant replay here. Let's watch. Ooh, yeah. - Ooh, yeah, it looks so good. - Imagine many tons of that coming down the street and trapping you and sticking you in place. - That sounds terrifying. - Is your audio bad from my microphone? Am I rubbing it against the box? - You kinda get covered a little bit when you're down there, but you gotta do it. All right, this is your next one. - And go. away oh it is it's butter also from a genius the great butter shortage is it what it was yeah yeah we'll give it to you close enough all right two points for Stephen the Norwegian butter crisis it's butter - Butter. - Butter Crisis. - Why is the butter like that? - It's Norwegian butter, we don't understand it. And it might be margarine here. The problem with our show is most of them are about technology and you can't stick a computer in a box and try to guess what it is. - Yeah, we'll see. - Yeah, that would be ridiculous. Who would put a piece of technology in a box and describe it by touch? - We'll just have to see what comes up later. - See what happens? - This one has a smell that I don't like. - Oh, yeah it does. - Wait, where is it? - This is a smell. - I don't like that at all. - I'm not touching it, I'm not touching it. - Okay, okay. - He can't touch it. - And go. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. (laughing) - How's it look, everybody? - Mm. - Nom, nom, nom. - So delicious. - It smells like dog food. - It does. (laughing) - Oh, oh, I hate it. (laughing) - The good news is that it's covered in butter and molasses kind of too, so. - I don't, I don't know. - Um, hold on. - I take my hands out. - It's, it's ham? - No. - No. - No, I have no idea. - No, I'd pass, I have no idea. - Spam! - Spam! - Oh, okay. - So it is. - Okay, so I was right, it was pork. I got that close. - And for one point, what episode? - It's episode of Ungenious. - So far, all these are Ungenious. - Yeah, I don't know what number. - Yeah, it was a while ago. - All right. - Thank you. - I did not realize today I would be wiping. - I don't need to wipe my hands now. - Fingers. - I don't need to wipe my hands when it's like that. - No, no, I need my fingertips to be ready. - That felt like firmer than I would think Spam would feel. - You wanna try some later? - It felt like-- - All right. We are ready. - Oh, is it in there? - Begin touching. - Touch the thing. - Oh, I regret going in so fast. - What in the world? It feels like sawdust. This. (soft music) - Feels like sand. - Titanium. - Can you imagine if it was titanium shaving? Our hands would be destroyed. - Titanium. - I don't, I don't know. - Can you? - Can we get a hint? - It's a food. - It's food. - What? (laughing) - I don't know what this is, but it's not food. - Oh, it is. I would never lie to you, Stephen. - Ah, the episode referenced in, is they mentioned the-- - The entire thing. - So this is shredded something. - Yes. - And it's food? - Yep. - Is it? I feel like there's a timer going somewhere that someone should know about. - Yeah. - Ah, this form will not kill you. In its original form, it would kill you. - So it's food? - So it's deadly until it's shredded? - Uh-huh. - That doesn't make any sense. (laughing) - Are you giving up? - Yeah. - Okay, I'll give you one last clue. - Okay, let's go. - It is from the ungeniused number 49, Death by-- - Government cheese. (laughing) - Have we done an episode on government cheese? - Okay, here's your last chance. Take your hands out of the box and smell your hands. - Oh, it's um-- - Coconut. - Coconut! (laughing) - Death by coconut. It's very hard, it'll hit you on the head, but if you shred it-- - Oh, I get it now. - It's tasty. - We did an episode on coconuts? - Or people killed by coconuts. - Killed by coconuts. - That sounds more accurate. - All right. - Is that a point or no points? - No points. - No points on that. - Wait, I said coconut? - Could we have a-- - Yeah, after you had to smell it. - Could we have a point? - Yeah, but wasn't that part of the clue? - This is not Myke and Stephen smell things. - Somebody write that down, that's a good idea. - Then why did I smell it? - 'Cause we wanted to make sure that you guessed something. What do you want? - Can we have a point recap on where we are in this? - I don't know. - So far, I have Stephen with four points. - I have four. - Five points for Stephen. - Oh, five for me. - Five for me. - He just won a point. - And five, four. - Oh, five, four. - Okay, excellent. - It's pretty close. - Thank you. - It's pretty close. - Special scorekeeper. - Gentlemen, on your mark, get set, touch. (splat) - Oh. (splat) (laughter) - It comes apart. - It just came apart, it's disgusting. (laughing) - Oh, is it marzipan? - No. - No! (laughing) - I don't know. - Been a long time since I heard from you, man. - It has an... - You want some? - Sure. (sniffing) - There you go. (laughing) - You can smell it if you want to. - That gives you a clue of what type of food it might be. - Government cheese! - Cheese? (triumphant music) - It is government cheese! That, ladies and gentlemen, is an unwrapped block of Velveeta! - Velveeta! (cheering) - Shout out to Casey Liss. - Thanks, Casey. - Way to go, Casey. - Oh, thank you, buddy. - That's the closest I've been to dairy in like 10 years. - I know, that's why you didn't identify it, I get it. - Yeah. - Is it dairy? - No, no, seriously, is Velveeta dairy? - It's a cheese product. - It's mostly rubber. Does that have any milk in it? I don't know. - Well, we don't know. - I don't know. - All right, two points for Myke for that one. All right, we're moving on. Gentlemen. (laughing) - Start your engines. - The good touch. Begin the good touch. - What in the world? (laughing) - It's not alive, is it? - No, it's not alive. - Okay. - I didn't like that feeling that this is happening. - It's alligator. Crocodile. - Yes! - You got it in one. - Okay. - Yeah, we did alligators and crocodiles on the genius. - Yep, you got it. - I think these are all in genius. - I think so. - Correct. - That would be correct. - All right. - All right. So two points to Stephen. - Next they're gonna put seven, you know, singing swans in or something. - Or an alligator in water. - The 12 days of Christmas. - Oh no, you figured out, that's why we have one of the rooms in the back locked off because it's full of birds. - I'll call away for the dramas. - Jason, you're getting two points for the item, - One point for the episode title, "Clutch and Huff." What do you do, Kathy and Jason? - Oh. - Oh. - If that title. - It's not the right title. - Yeah, no. - So two points to Stephen. - Yeah, yeah, no title, no title points. We are ready. - All right, can we have the next item, please? - Coming on up. - Next item up for bid. - I'm sorry. I prematurely touched. - Yeah, yeah, I know. Please, be careful, Stephen. - Don't want that. - Myke already thinks I'm cheating for you. - Is Myke touching already? - All right, begin your touching. (upbeat music) - It's another food, I think. - Nope. - No. - Not another food. - Yep. Do that, do that. Yep, yep. Good job. Stephen's got it. - Yeah, my word in the world is this. - There's another thing in there. - The hard, heavy thing that you're holding is the thing you're trying to identify. - Not the base. - There you go. - There is another item that might be a clue. - Yes. - Triangles. - Yes. - Now why would you have triangles? - I know it's a triangle, but that's not the question. - We talked about... - What's the title? Yeah. - Is it the Bermuda Triangle? - Yeah! - Oh! - Two for Stephen, one for Myke. - Dude. - Wait, what did Stephen get his point for? - He said triangle. - He said triangle. - Oh, I should have just said that. I forgot that that was a point. - Yeah. - Okay. - All right, next item. - What was it embedded in? - Like kinetic stand, I think. - 'Cause it's like the Bermuda Triangle. - All right. Chad is loving this. - Good. - All right, get ready. - Hey, Chad. Hey, Chad. - Yeah, okay. - Where's the camera? Camera over here. Stjude.org. - No, there's no camera over there. Stjude.org/relay. - Stjude.org/relay. Stjude.org/relay. - All right, get over there. - Camera over there. - Good stuff. - Oh, this one has a smell, I think. - Yes. - You ready? Ready? Begin to touch. - And go. - Oh, what? - Drill mix. - Nope. - It smells garlicky. - Garlicky, yeah. - Okay. - What are these little things inside of the big thing? - Sunflower seeds? - They fill it. - Yes, and? Sunflower seeds and... [trumpet fanfare] [muttering] Sawdust? I like the sawdust. I'm getting more aggressive here. Yeah. Get in there. Just dig. Dig! To do something with the sunflowers. Seeds. Saw them? Sure. Uh... Sunflower... (upbeat music) All right, we're gonna give it to Myke for sunflower seeds. The other item is soil, it's dirt. What's the episode title? - Or topic. - How plants grow? - You guys are so bad at this. - Planting seeds? Is that what we're saying? - All right, you don't have to feel the seeds anymore, Myke. (laughing) - He likes the texture. - No, I have no idea. - I have no idea. The Svalbard Global Seed Vault. - The Seed Vault. - Oh, the Seed Vault! - Yeah, okay. - So if you're not familiar with the Seed Vault, it's this project where biologists are trying to preserve seeds from like every known plant. - Just in case. - It's in the Arctic Circle? - Can I get a black wipe, please? - Oh, yes. - Yeah, I feel dirty. - How many points? - Is that 'cause it's a segment or the actual stuff? - How many points is that for me? Is that one point for me? - That's two points for Myke. - Two points. - All the whole two points. - Two points. - Wow. - What's the total now, Adina? - 11 for Myke. - 11 for Myke. - Eight for Steve. - Eight for Steve. - So I'm behind. - Yep. - Again. - Try harder. - Try harder. - Hey, we don't need the commentary, we just need the score. - Try harder. - Jeez. - All right. - How many more? - Oh, there's so many more. - Really? - Yep. - All right. - All right, there's two items in the box, guys. - Two items. - And... Okay, and the size is misleading. Begin. - Hey, that's a turtle? - Yes. What's the other item? - Turtle racing. It's a flag, turtle racing. - Yes. - Yes, yes. - Okay, one point each. What's the episode? It's a weird sports episode. Probably. Even more weird sports? - Nope. - Nope. - Nope. - Myke, have a guess. - Is it one of the World Fair episodes? - No. - Nope. - Small animal racing. (laughing) - Small animal racing, yeah. - One point each for that one. You each got an item. - Oh, this is, mm. - Why wasn't it a real turtle? That's what I wanna know. - Well, we couldn't get ahold of Peta. - That's illegal to touch turtles. And also, actually, isn't it really bad for you when you get salmonella? - Yeah. - I mean, if you lick your fingers after. - If you touch a turtle. (laughing) - That's why we got the wet wipes. - Yeah. - All right. - You ready? - Yeah. - A new item has entered the box. - Begin! - Oh. - Oh yeah. - What? - Fries. - Yes! - Yeah. - He got it. (triumphant music) - It's fries. - It's a floating McDonald's barge. - Yes. - Yes! - Hardly fries in water? - Yes! - Three points for Stephen. - That's good, that's really good. - I cannot believe I got that. - Three points for Stephen, wow, that was awesome. - That's a good episode. - I got one, though. - Oh, did I get one point? - Oh, yep. - He got fries, and I got the name. - Yeah, Myke got fries. - Oh, you said fries. - I said fries. - Okay, one point Myke. - Two for me. - One point Stephen. No, two points Myke, one point Stephen. - One point Myke, one point Stephen. - Yes. - Nice try, Stephen. - I mean, to be fair, though, Stephen did the water, which is-- - Not, it doesn't count. - I went straight to the floating McDonald's barge. - McDonald's barge. All right. - I cried, Kathy. - There are multiple items in this box. Multiple items, ready, go. - Oh, that's a terrible idea to have this in this box. - Yes. - Why is this in here? - What is it? - That's a pair of scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. - Yes! (audience applauding) - Yeah, you opened them, that was the problem. It's unfair. Rock, paper, scissors. - Bad idea, whoever puts this person here. - And what's the episode title? - Rock, Paper, Scissors, World Champions, World Championship. - Myke, why are you still feeling the rock? (laughing) - That's where it's a weird sport title. - I was looking for some inspiration. - The title of the episode is Rock, Paper, Scissors. - Yeah. - So, yeah. - I mean, close enough. - Sure, three points to Stephen. - Three to Stephen. - Yes. - All right, there are four more to go here. We're gonna blast through these. Here we go. Ready, set. - Feel! - Go! (laughing) - Oh, uh. - Oh. (upbeat music) - Is it Partridge and Petrie? - That's it. - Two troll, no, no, there's two of them. Two troll doves. - Yeah. - Yes. (cheering) - Three points to Stephen. - Yep. - Yeah, so. - Ah, gave that one away. - So, two years ago we did the 12 Days of Christmas. we did one episode per day, and it sounded like a good idea until I had to write eight scripts about birds. - Yeah. - And it was terrible. - All right, yep. - Yeah, that's unacceptable. - You never expect the second bird. It's the one that gets you. - You never expect the second bird. Okay, gentlemen, ready, set, touch. - Ooh. - Pink flamingos, yard decorations. (bell rings) - Yeah, you got it. - Yes, yep, yep, excellent. - He's on it now. I'm in the zone now that it doesn't matter. - This is a good idea, whoever came up with this. - For our geniuses. - Yeah, this is very good. - Okay, I think that's three points for Stephen. - Yep, yep. - We did pink flamingos and yard gnomes, I think in the same episode. - Yes, we did. - Yes. - That's a bonus point, Idina. - No, it's not. - Yeah, Jill said it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - We're gonna give him three. - Because there's two episodes. - There are. - To list out. - There's a flamingos episode and a plastic flamingos and garden gnomes episode. - That's right, we did a real flamingo episode, yeah. - Yeah. - All right. - All right, we're not quite ready yet. - Wait, you gave him the extra point? - No. - What? - He just gets three points. - No, he gets three points. - Yeah, three, three points. Or four. No, three. - Okay, fine. - I have three episodes, I think I have to go. - Three episodes, Jason says three, he's the judge. (laughing) - You know, I just want to call foul that your wife is the scorekeeper. - And I wanted to say that you write, edit, and publish every episode of Ungenius. - That's right, I should be better at it. - So you kind of have an advantage in this game. - I should be better at it. - All right, this one's good to go. - All right, there is an item in the bin. You want to figure out what that item is. The medium it's floating in does not matter. Ready, go. (Brennan burps) (Kelsey laughs) - Oh, whatever it's in is terrible. - Okay, you can, yeah, you can guess the medium it's in. We'll give you credit for that too. - Is it petroleum jelly? - Nope. - No, it's a hand sanitizer. - Yes. - It is hand sanitizer, so that's a point for Stephen. - What's the item? (laughing) - It feels like a bear. - What an interesting object to-- - Think about episodes of Ungenius. - A bear of sorts. - We lost Myke. We're gonna have to do the podcast to find out what it is. - In hand sanitizer, which is kind of a liquid subject. Item. - Is it Nessie? - Not Nessie, Nessie has a long neck. - Myke, do you have a guess? - Wait, we killed Myke this early. - He's gone already. He really needs to take a break. - I don't know what it is. - Toad of Ours was a bad idea. - I don't know what it is. - What kind of bear? Think of bear. - Oh, it's a little water bear. - Oh, I have a cup in my hand. (all laughing) - For the record, these were hand, - I've artistically traveled to Portland. - Tardigrades. - Awesome. - Yes. - Water bears, two points for Stephen. - Tardigrades. - Yeah, but. - The little bear? - Yeah, but you couldn't come up with a name of the little bear. - Please, a wet wipe. - No, I said Tardigrade. - Hold on. - Yeah, I said Tardigrade. - Okay, well then three points for Stephen. - Yeah. - Thank you. - That's a wet wipe, do you want a dry wipe? - I don't know what I want. - Well, we're almost done. We're down to the last one. - One last one, and then you can get all cleaned up. Who wants the first hug when I'm done? - All right. - Me. - Okay. - Oh, thank you. - No, not me. - Okay. - All right, take it back. - Why did the hand sanitizer want to be last? - Well, because. - Yeah, it should have been. Last item, ready, set, go. - Sporks. - Yes, episode title. - Episode title. - Sporks. (laughing) What did I name that title? What did I name that episode? Sporks. I said that. Uh, weird, weird utensils. It was the mighty sport. The mighty sport. Two points for Stephen though. Yes. And that brings our final totals for this game too. Yeah. Stephen, 25. 25 for Stephen. Myke, 13. 13 for Myke. Oh, big gains there. Big gains. All right. [APPLAUSE] Yeah! Touch the things! Touch all the things! Oh, it's bad in there. It's real nasty. We gotta reuse these boxes. Someone's gonna clean them. Yep. Not it. It's not gonna be me. It's not gonna be us. Alright, we will be back in a little bit. Thank you to Stephen and Myke for doing really gross things. It won't get grosser from here, surely. Yeah, definitely not. We'll be right back. at the University of Alabama at Birmingham, sort of finishing my fellowship and also being a faculty member. And I received a call from the chair of the Department of Pathology here, a guy named Kosperard, a great hematopathologist. And I pick up the phone and he says, "This is Kosperard." And I knew exactly who Kosperard was. He says, "You probably don't know me, but I have the perfect job for you." So I decided to come down and visit St. Jude just because of him and because of what little I knew about St. Jude. I didn't know much. And I remember pulling up to the hospital with my daughter and my wife and sort of driving in front of the hospital and thinking, "Well, this place is way too small for me to work at." I mean, I had been at Michigan, I had been at Wash U, Birmingham is a big medical complex, and this was a tiny little place, two buildings, a few outbuildings. So we went to the hotel, the next morning I got up to come for the interviews and went through the interviews, went back to the hotel that night, and my wife sort of said, "Well, how'd it go?" And I sort of said, "I think we're going to be moving." And it was really walking through those doors, meeting every single person, was just part of this institution and part of the mission. And it was different than anywhere else I had been. Today, to be an institution that may be one of the only institutions in the world that can literally think strategically, what is the major problem at a global level and how can we address it? We get together and we're talking about this all the time. Well, what is it we need to be doing? What is it that if not for St. Jude, who? And how do we do that? Nobody would ever think about these things. It was a complete waste of time to think about them because they didn't have the resources to do anything. But here, we do have the resources. And so it's really, what should we be doing, why, how, and when? - Going back to high school as a 15-year-old girl with no hair, I didn't really have a lot of self-confidence, of course, and that's something that I think a lot of teenage girls, I never expected to be a bald teenage girl. But all those things just kind of faded away when I was there because I remember rolling back into town for the first time, neighborhood friends and family and people in the community, they'd made orange bows and they put them on every mailbox in town. People had painted their doors orange. They had like painted an entire underpass bridge orange with my mural on it. It was insane. And orange is the color for leukemia awareness. So I mean, I was just in complete shambles and tears driving back into town because I felt so loved and supported. >> Rosemary Red. [ Music ] >> All right. Welcome back. I've let the boys escape the stage for a little bit to kind of clean up because that was absolutely disgusting. And before we get to our next little interview, I want to say shout out to everyone. We have raised $440,000 towards St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, which is absolutely amazing. Special shout out to Irie, who gave $1,000. Dan sent $250. The Starbird family, $100. Absolutely amazing. Thank you. Go to stjude.org/relay and donate today. I believe I have my good friend on the phone ready to chat with me. Hi, Rosemary. >> Hi, Cathy. Lovely to see you. Loving the jumpsuit, as always. >> Thank you. >> I'm excited to be here because, you know, we're raising money for something awesome. >> Absolutely. >> So what better time to talk to you? >> Definitely. I'm so excited. You look gorgeous, as always, with your beautiful floral headband. Thanks for dressing up for us. >> Thank you. Well, you can't really see. I've got purple flowers in my dress as well, but I figured, you know, let's channel my inner unicorn because we're both good at finding magic in things. Absolutely, absolutely. So when Myke and Stephen said, "Hey, Kathy, talk to Rosemary," I was like, "Well, I talk to her all the time." Nobody wants to listen to most of those conversations, which include links to light up tennis shoes and dresses and all of that sort of thing. But you had a very good topic idea. Do you want to introduce that to the audience? - Yeah, I mean, something that a couple of us who work at Relay or host on Relay have got in common is we used to work at Disney. And Disney is just one of those things that, you know, if we could start another podcast together, maybe we both start a podcast about Disney, maybe even together instead of competing podcasts, who knows? There's just so many fun things that we can talk about with Disney. So I figured, why not go Disney? - Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, so I worked for Kilimanjaro Safaris and I drove a truck and talked about animals all day, every day for about six months. But yours was more extensive than that, wasn't it? - Well, I worked at Disneyland Paris seven times, actually on and off as a seasonal worker. So I worked at the Caribbean ride over Christmas, I worked in the Walt Disney Studios for a couple of summers. I worked at Rock 'Em Roller Coaster as well, that was lots of fun. And I also worked on Disney Cruise Lines as a fairy godmother in training, which is where you do princess and pirate makeovers and cope people with industrial strength glitter and tell stories as you do it, which is always lots of fun, especially because the industrial strength glitter, it's not coming off until those kids get home, at which point they will then glitter all over your house. So yeah, it was always a fun, fun way to go about your day doing that. Yes, we definitely love glitter. and we love sprinkling it everywhere. Virtual glitter mostly though. I know we work, we both happen to work in the tech area, tangentially some of us, some of us more directly, which means we also kind of get contacted by our family members a lot, not just for Disney things, but for tech related questions. And it's new iPhone season, which is one of those products that a lot of people tend to buy, shall we say. Whether it's a couple generations if they need to get a new device. I don't know about you, but I have already fielded questions from my family members about the new tech, shall we say. How do you, I really need to set up some sort of like productivity hack to get them in a line and a queue to try and figure out kind of how to keep them straight on who has which problems. You get that a lot too, don't you? Where there's a lot of people that have tech questions all the time, but especially at this time of year. Yeah, yeah, definitely. And it's, it's one of those things where it's really nice if you can bring some little Disney magic into it with some of these things. And one of the things that I have found which has resolved the vast majority of tech questions in my family is getting everybody onto the same sort of system, the same kind of devices, and having a system where stuff gets passed down. So I upgraded my iPhone this year. So this is the lovely new one. And I've got the old one right here, but this one, it's not going in the trash. It's not going to recycling. I'm not selling it. It's going to my dad. My dad's phone is going to my mom. My mom's phone if I'm going to go to my grandmother. So we have a four-year device cycle going in my family, which is really great because it means that we've stopped questions like, oh, should I buy a new iPhone, Apple Watch, iPad, and so on? No. When an upgrade happens, then everything passes down, and we push all the upgrades through the family that way. And that is one of the best ways I've found of solving these problems, because as much as my grandmother always likes to try and keep on on top of things and message me and go, "Oh, should I be getting the new iPhone?" And so on. Well, let's face it, she's using it to send email and browse the web and things like that. She doesn't necessarily need a 12.9 inch iPad Pro with a magic keyboard, as shiny and fancy as that sounds. She's better off saving her money and not going too crazy with all of those upgrades. - Definitely, yeah, my dad is the same way. He wants all of the new fancy things, but he doesn't need it. And he does not need me to come over and sit and hold his hand and help set it up, which is stressful. So being able to pass that down. I have a child, my kid no longer gets the pass down things because they care about the phone a little bit more than like my mom who ends up getting the pass down things. But having everybody on an Apple device is such a lifesaver. Like being able to just come in and be like, - Okay, hey, here's the link to stjude.org/relay to donate and you can just like airdrop it to them when you're sitting with them instead of trying to text it and maybe it'll go through, maybe it won't, all sorts of fun things. And then of course the cable situation, making sure that they know what a cable is called and that you have them available. Do you have like a travel pack of cables that you take when you go over to family? I know I do. Yeah, I mean, it really depends on which family members I'm visiting. But do I have one handy? I thought I might. Actually, I do. I have a little bag handy, which is just over here. So I have a system for organizing all of my cables, which I'm going to share with folks. And I'm going to recommend that you set this up and get your family to do the same. So I love these plastic bags. Okay. And they've got like mesh inside of the plastic. So you can get different colored zippers or you can color coordinate to all be the same. And then I have nice big, these are waterproof printed labels on both sides. Yep. It's on both sides. And of course, this has dongles on it because of course it's a bag of dongles. There's huge numbers of dongles. And one of the reasons why this bag is out is because I was going through picking out the lightning ones that of course I'm not going to be using anymore because I now have a USB-C iPhone. But one of the great things about this is, of course, if you've got these, then you can point your relatives to them, especially if you've set something up. So I've shared this technique with my parents. They now have a little drawer in one of these Alex units, just like this one. And so they can open it and I can say, "Get the USB-C to USB-C cable and plug it in between the charger that's by the sofa and the MacBook, and then everything will be fine if there's ever a problem. So labeling things and setting them up is definitely one of the things that I've taken my time doing for all of my friends and family. Labels and a label maker, honestly, something I stole from getting things done. And David Allen, it's super nerdy, but oh my God, is it so good when you tell them to unplug the thing that says "ero" from the wall and plug it back in and you know that it's got the word "ero" written on it and it's in black text on a white background so they can definitely read it. It means that they won't randomly go unplugging like a Synology or something like that. - Especially when you're trying to explain the difference between a USB-A and a USB-C, like ending, and the fact that it's the same on both sides can be very confusing. And so being able to just say, "Look, it's labeled A, C, use one, not the other. It doesn't matter. Thank you so much, Sprost, for $150. Sunny, $100. Dan, $250. Excellent. keep raising money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. We are so glad that you are here. Rosemary, you're the best. What else? Well, well, I mean, of course, the other thing that I do is if somebody texts me, it's usually an iMessage with a tech support request. I will always then like reply with like, hey, thanks. I've seen this. I'll get back to you when I can, because obviously they usually message me while I'm trying to do my day job or something. So I have a project in OmniFocus and for the really curious, it's not a parallel or a sequential project. It's the one-off one. And I'll just put the person in there with the question that they asked and then I can get back to it and I will give it a due date of that weekend or something in a couple of days' time. so that then it's in my system of things that I know that I need to follow up on. Because even if they send me an iMessage, I'll reply with an iMessage when I message back, but I might end up sending them an email with a bunch of links and stuff to the Apple support website in. Because the Apple support website has got loads of really great videos and articles and stuff, which can tell people exactly what it is they need to do. And it's got pictures and stuff in as well. So it's a lot easier than having to write my own instructions of how to reboot your your iPhone for the umpteenth time. So yeah, useful for things like that. >> Something else that I found that is very useful is to make sure people know the right words so that they can search and Google themselves. I'm not going to necessarily send them to the website lmgty which is let me Google that for you, but sometimes I want to. When they have something that I don't even know what the heck is going on and being able to say, okay, let's figure this out together. And yeah, but you have to know what you're searching for. You have to know what words to put in to understand what your problem is or what you're trying to do. Sending, you know, I don't know, have you received like photos of a screen that is kind of a little bit messy or dirty trying to figure out or like a FaceTime message where it ends up like shifting off to the side and you're just like, oh my goodness. Okay, but I can't go over that now and fix this for you. - Yeah, yeah. One of the most useful things that I have spent a tiny bit of time doing, teaching friends and family how to take screenshots of their devices and then how to share those. Because once you've got a screenshot from their device, you know, I've also managed to teach my dad how to do screen recordings, woo. Which, you know, if a picture is worth a thousand words, video has got to be worth a million, right? That's why we're doing this video livestream, of course, folks. Donate some money. But by teaching folks how to do screenshots and even screen recordings, then they can show you the thing that isn't working so that you're not there trying to guess what it is. So when they say, "The blue bird has gone away," what do they mean? What is this weird app that installed itself on my phone? Is it a phone Is it a virus? It turned out that Twitter had just updated to use the X icon. And my mom was understandably concerned that something seemed to have installed itself on her phone, and she did not know what this was. Oh my goodness. Well, I mean, she does know what Twitter is. That's a good start. That's impressive. Yeah, I mean, the fact that she had the Twitter app installed is kind of interesting. I did have her on TweetBot, but obviously that stopped working when Twitter did the whole API fiasco thing. So she switched back to using the Twitter app, it turned into some weird thing and she was like, "Is this porn?" And I was like, "No, no." But I understand your concern and I'm very glad that you went on the side of like, did something weird get installed on my phone than tapping on the random thing that you don't know what it is? Because that's of course the thing that I've really tried to instill into my family members. By all means, help yourself with these things, but if you get something weird through a message, appearing in your calendar or anywhere and you don't know what's caused this, don't tap on it. Take a screenshot, send a screenshot to me or my parents, unless it is my mom, I'm not telling her to send a screenshot to herself, but share a screenshot with a more technical family member and you'll get some help back. And then yeah, we can tell you what to do because of course there were all those spam calendar invites and everything for everyone. And oh, that was terrible. So one of the things I did then was a one password, one password family, get everyone set up with passwords And we all put them into a shared vault. So everybody theoretically could log in and see like my grandmother's passwords and stuff, which could be very useful if she gets locked out of like an email account or something, we can walk her through resetting it, or just do it for her and give her the new password to type in. So yeah, sharing, sharing is caring and making sure that you share the tech love with your family is very important. Yeah, and keep that safety. It's kind of our job as techie people, shall we say, to kind of help those in our family that maybe don't have that knowledge and try and keep them from losing money and time and data and information. It's so easy nowadays, and you just gotta constantly be vigilant and make sure that everyone has the information that they need to be able to go in and be safe in all aspects. Thank you, Upgradian Stephanie for $100, Anonymous 200, Josh Perkins $100, and our friend, Glenn Fleischman sent $100. Thank you, everyone. Make sure to go to Relay, nope, stjude.org/relay. I think when you're, didn't Stephen set up Relay.com? No. Dot FM. Dot FM. Relay.fm/stjude I think also goes to the payment page because of that same. Yeah. It's so difficult when we always say Relay.fm for a lot of things. But the good news is if you go to Relay.fm, there is a blog post about this fundraiser so that you can get all the links so that you can go and donate some money as well. And we have a great donate widget as well that you can utilize. And just go straight to where you need to go. You can also find other people's fundraisers and donate to individual people that are putting time, effort, and energy into raising money for the kids. Thank you so much for spending time with me, Rosemary. I can't wait to see you in person and get to hug you again. It's been way too long. Well, I can't wait to see you either and hopefully that will be next year in the not too distant future. Yes. The good news is we will still be on relay trying to raise money in the meantime. Absolutely, absolutely. Thank you so much. And I think we're going to a video transition and we'll be back with a really great tour with Myke, no, Stephen and Mary Hackett. [laughs] [water rushing] [water running] For a child, you hear cancer, and my first thoughts were, "Oh, I'm going to lose my hair," and death. I was nine years old at the time, and that's a hard thing for a nine-year-old to wrap their brain around. My name is Carrie, and I am a childhood cancer survivor. I was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia on September 24, 2004. I had some flu-like symptoms at the time and we thought it was just that, it was a flu. And I had an MRI done and that's what discovered the leukemia cells in my bone marrow. I underwent 26 months of chemo in my hometown. Medications and drugs and names that a nine-year-old should not know how to pronounce. And what's different for me is I was never treated at St. Jude, but because of the research done at St. Jude I was treated on a protocol originally invented by St. Jude. I think the biggest thing with acute lymphoblastic leukemia is that when St. Jude opened its doors in 1962, the survival rate for ALL was 4%. And now, 60 years later, it's 94% because of the research done at St. Jude. St. Jude shares everything all over the world, from the research to treatment protocols every time a discovery is made, meaning doctors in my hometown could use that knowledge to treat me. And here I am today. I always said I'd find my way back because of the mission. I am a development specialist in the Mid-America Office for Allsack St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Working for St. Jude, it doesn't feel like a job. It's truly the best place on earth. There are those hard days where it is a job, but there's something about at the end of the day or the end of a long week, we're doing something good. Got hospital bracelets. Going through chemotherapy as a child, we never knew if it would affect my ability to have children or not. My husband and I are expecting our first baby in a few months and she is a true miracle, a true blessing, because we didn't know if she could happen. So excited. (laughs) She's kicking right now. (laughs) The people who donate to St. Jude make lives like mine possible. I'm alive today because of that mission. Every single day there are kiddos and families like mine being diagnosed with childhood cancer, whether it's in Memphis at St. Jude or whether it's in their hometown or in another country, someone's life is being impacted today by the words, "Your child has cancer." And the work that our volunteers are doing, our donors, our partners, anyone that helps to further the mission of St. Jude, you're not only helping the family walking through the doors of St. Jude right now, but the families walking through the doors of hospitals all over the world. I think St. Jude is the best that humanity has to offer. - All right, hello and welcome back. I washed my hands and I feel much better now. I'm joined by my wife, Mary, say hello. - Hey. - And we're gonna talk through the Family Commons. This is a new area in the hospital itself for families. And maybe do you wanna describe a little bit about the purpose of the space? 'Cause you were one of the respondents and when they were talking about this and planning it, you were involved there a little bit. So maybe tell us a little bit about the goal of this and then we'll roll into the first video and get to see it. - Yeah, so this video, like you said, it is for families and families only. If you are wearing scrubs and a stethoscope, you're not invited. It's only for families and it is supposed to be a place in the hospital, but separate from the hospital. And that's exactly what it feels like. I got so excited looking through all these videos because it feels like it's too good to be true, but it is. And I can't wait to show it to you guys. Yeah. And it's made possible through donations like yours at standard.org/relay. So thank you to Chris for your donation of $1,024. So we'll watch this first video and then we'll come back and talk a little bit about it. Welcome to Family Commons. This is a treatment-free zone open only to patients and families. It's a place to nurture mind, body, and soul and leave clinical areas behind. Commons offers areas ranging from quiet nooks to lively playgrounds, even spots to get a haircut, attend to business, paint a picture, take a nap, attend a class, or grab a snack. This 45,000 square foot haven on the second floor of the St. Jude Patient Care Center was funded by AbbVie as part of a historic 50 million dollar commitment in 2018. And now it's your chance to see some of the amazing areas located in Family Commons. All right, so could you tell us a little bit about what we saw? Yeah, so we've been around St. Jude for almost 15 years now. Did you notice about the furniture, like Did you recognize any of that furniture as being similar to the waiting rooms in our clinics? No, it's its own kind of bespoke space. Any of its lighting, like every surface was considered and tried to make it different and make it feel more like a home. All the furniture, the design of the whole space is supposed to feel exactly like a giant living room where you're all just going to come and meet together and hang out. Forget that you have an appointment in 30 minutes or that you just got a difficult news from your doctor. You're in your living room and you're hanging out with your family. It's a really sweet space. Yeah, and it's neat. The space on the second floor of the patient care building is actually where our son received his treatment. So all those rooms are gone and the space has been repurposed for this, which I think is kind of a neat part of the story. And as that video showed, and we're gonna see some more in a second, there's sort of different areas in the family common, of different things that people can do. - Mm-hmm. I'd like to show you one of our favorite areas in this Family Commons area in this next video. - The treatment journey. Studio 262 is a dream come true for music lovers. It's equipped with instruments, private practice rooms, and a recording studio. In partnership with Child Life, Family Commons offers many ways for patients and siblings to make music at St. Jude. So could you talk a little bit about what Child Life is and what they do? Yeah, so Child Life specialists are stationed throughout the hospital and they're available there to help explain anything that the patient wants to know more about. If they're going to have an MRI done, they can see how that is going to look and they can watch videos on a device. They can ask questions about the pieces, about the noises. When we go to this room, the studio, there was the music specialist, the music therapist is there to help if Josiah wants to play on a ukulele. She'll help get him fitted and make sure that it's in tune. There's a drum circle in the middle. It was a really quick video, so you couldn't see it for very long, but on the side, the left side of the room, there's a wall that's responsive to audio. So if you get loud or your instrument gets loud, the lights change. If you get quieter, the lights are responsive to that. Our youngest really enjoys that part. It might get a little loud in there sometimes. We have multiple families on the drum circle at the same time, but it's a really joyful and happy space. So what are we going to see next? This next part is about how you can share information and get information and share that between families. This is really important and close to my heart. - The In the Know area offers opportunities for caregivers to mentor, advise, and connect with each other. Employees in this area also offer help with technical issues, such as network connections, app usage, and St. Jude MyChart troubleshooting. - This is such a cool space. I mean, from our perspective as a patient family, right? and it's been a long time since we've been on active treatment, but I just remember coming in and doing appointments, and there were chances for downtime, but there wasn't a place for downtime. And I reflected on this yesterday. We did a campus tour with Kathy and Jason. They're gonna share about that in a little while. Then really the cafeteria was that place, but the cafeteria's like a busy crossroads of the hospital, right? So this is an area that is quiet, that is purpose-built for families to have a refuge in the busy life of the hospital. - So when we prepared for this video, we didn't prepare together, we prepared separately. And so that's actually, I have the same thing written down in my notes of like-- - Go team. - I don't know if you caught the first sentence in that video is it's a place, this area of Family Commons is for families to mentor, advise and connect with each other. Not with staff, not with doctors, not with anybody with a medical degree, with each other. And because these people are beside you, walking their own family's journey, but they're beside you. And that is just a perspective you can't get anywhere else. But it happened in the cafeteria. We'd be like screaming and there's no time to pull out books and iPads, and we've got to hurry to the next appointment. But here there's space, there's quiet. If you're gonna once a day do music, you go do music for a little while, then you can walk together, and as you're talking you can go to another space. >> You can book a nap room. >> You can book a nap room. I was honored to be a part of one of the patient families that was on the -- what do you call that? >> Like a panel? >> Yeah. Kind of a committee. When they were saying as a patient family, what do you wish you could have here at St. Jude? And several families were like, nap room. Just a quiet space where there's no beeping and we can just be for a minute. couple hours between appointments or you're waiting on a blood draw to tell you if you will get chemo that day or if you need to go home and wait for a different day when your body is more receptive and more ready to take that hit. And so sometimes you're just waiting. And why not take a nap while you wait? >> Yeah, that's one thing I really love about it is that in building a space for patient families, the hospital wanted to hear from patient families about what they wanted and and what they needed, honestly. And so this family common space is a reflection of the community of patient families here at St. Jude. And I wanna highlight real quickly that most families here at St. Jude are getting treatment in Memphis, they're not necessarily from Memphis, we're unique in that we were from here. We have families traveling in and St. Jude covers all that stuff, but giving them a space where they don't have to go back to their housing or they don't have to think about these things because St. Jude is there listening to patients and responding to their needs. I think that's something really special. I just keep thinking about how much of our life on treatment happened in between appointments. I think that's true of everybody's life. A lot happens in between. Yeah, I think that's right. quick, we have one more video, I think? Two more. Two more. Real quick though, I want to thank Watts and Michael for their donations. We are at $444,000. That's $44,000 today. So absolutely incredible. stjude.org/relay and then we'll play this next last video. Imagine Academy by Chili's provides a place for kids to focus on schoolwork, learn and connect with others. This space includes an accredited preschool program, a kindergarten through fifth grade classroom, a sixth through 12th grade classroom, a library, and a working lab where students can perform experiments with St. Jude scientists and staff. More than 100 students receive lessons from a staff of 14 teachers each month, which includes individual attention and collaboration with the students' community school for lessons. The St. Jude Imagine Academy provides a sense of normalcy for patients and sends them home ready to move forward. - This space is so great. The first word that I thought of when I watched it for the first time was just dedication. Like this is such an exciting thing because when Josiah was first starting out in his school career, like kindergarten, we were not quite on active treatment, but we were still at the hospital a lot. Just 'cause you finish chemo doesn't mean that you go home and everything is back to normal. We had a lot of therapies and a lot of blood draws still. So we would go and visit the school program. And they were so helpful in getting us started on our journey with Josiah and his schoolwork. And at the time, it was all in one little area in the bottom floor. And I think this must have been a dream, like a pipe dream of, can you imagine if we had our own dedicated space just for pre-K, pre-K alone, and then you've got elementary and middle school and high school ages. This was so amazing to see to me. - Yes, St. Jude is in the business of not only treating children with cancer, but all the stuff that sort of goes around it, right? And education is a huge part of it. Think, again, thinking about the typical family that's here where they're traveling in, right? They're not at home to be in school and their health probably doesn't allow them to be in school, at least for a season. And think about what would happen in that situation, right? Your kid is gonna fall behind in school. It's another thing to worry about. But here you can partner with educators and they can assist you in putting a plan into action that will work for your child and where they are with their treatment and their education. I think that's really, it's impactful, right? And it's something that I certainly didn't think about when we started this journey in 2009, but it's a really important thing because not only do we want these kids to be healthy, but we want to set them up for success and education is obviously a huge part of that. - Yes, yeah. - So one more video? - Yeah, this last part, let's tie it all together. The families are in charge on this floor. We tell them all the time, this is your floor. We're just here to take care of it. This floor belongs to the families of St. Jude. If you want to sit down and put your feet up on the footstool and read a book, that's what you do while you're there. If you wanna be more active, go be more active. No one's telling you what to do, how to do it, when to do it. I'm a nurse by background. We spend so much time with these families telling them what not to do and what to do that by this space, what we intended to do was to go back and say, "What do you want to do? This is your floor. This is your space. No one's going to tell you how, when, or what to do on this floor. Go." That peace, that sense of relief, that place has just made a world of difference. My main takeaway from this video is when they say the families are in charge, they mean it. We've already referenced the planning behind this. We said, "Hey, we want a napping room. Okay, let's go crazy. Let's say we want to be able to get a massage and get our hair cut." They have that too. It really is a great space where you can take care of yourself for a minute, whatever that means. I just, I love, I just always go back to the beginning where it was engineers in the room and it was interior decorators and they would be chattering about, okay, if we made the space like this, and what about that? And they would just stop and then look at the parents and say, what do you think? And it was just such an honor to see it come to fruition and to get to experience it with our own family. Also, that playground is really cool. Those swings are super comfortable. - They are super comfortable. - We had a good time. - Yeah, well thank you for joining me. Thank you for sharing a bit about Family Commons, this new, really important part about life at St. Jude. I wanna thank the pathologist of the show, I don't know who that is, for the $3,000 donation. We are now at $448,000. In a second, we're gonna throw to a video so I can run across the studio and do another thing. But you're here, you should spin the wheel and we'll cash out the wheel spin after our next interview. So, spin the wheel for me. - I would be honored. - Okay, don't fall off the back of this, please. - Yeah, this is up higher than it looks. - Yeah. - Okay, do I have to get like a running start? - No, you can just let it go. (wheel spinning) - It's a good sound. - It's a really good sound. So we're coming up on number 13. - Stephen, I get five points. - Conclusion! - Plus a compliment. - A bonus. (triumphant fanfare) - Does that mean you get complimented, or I get complimented? - I think I, you have to complicate it. - Mary, why didn't you compliment your husband? - I'm so proud of you. Did you ever think we would be doing this 15 years ago? - No, this is bananas. Thank you for joining me. - Love you. - Love you too. (audience applauding) So we're going to go to a break, and then we're going to be back with an interview. [MUSIC] >> Well, I first came to St. Jude in 1987 as a second year resident to do an elective in pediatric oncology. And after spending six weeks, I just knew that this was the place for me to come back and train. The brain tumor program actually started at St. Jude in 1985, so the medulloblastoma program was in its infancy. When I was training, my mentor told me, "You need to take this on as a challenge and make this a career for yourself." And that's how I started focusing on this disease. Thirty years later, we've got a very different scenario. And now when I see these children, many of them finishing college, starting jobs, you can't even tell that they had a medulloblastoma, I think it's very satisfying. This is a gradual, cumulative increase in knowledge that has been generated over the last three decades. I have come from India and I've been very, very, very fortunate to be able to take this information back to my home country, allowing them access to the technology and the learning that we have on our campus. It's been an amazing journey. mission is probably one of the most gratifying things for all of us and particularly for me. This kind of victory is humbling and teaches you that you're part of a much larger mission on this earth. I love to party. I love birthday parties. I love anything where we're celebrating. It's quite common that in my job that we get to think outside the box a little bit and think about, "Oh, how could we make a special party about this?" A place like St. Jude allows you to dream big. It is a yes place, and that is incredible. That helps me dream. It helps patients and families dream. We're working in situations where patients are suffering the most, where frequently their disease is progressing. So when we think about a trip or a birthday party, when we think about little victories, that helps us all tremendously. I'm an oncologist. So as an oncologist, the enemy that I treat is cancer. As a palliative care doctor, the enemy I treat is suffering. Palliative care is about making every day the best day it can possibly be and addressing suffering in whatever form that it takes. I know I was placed here to do this work. I know that this is my calling. To provide a compassionate approach towards the people who are suffering the most, those children who are hurting and broken, those families going through this tremendous suffering. The thing we are called to do is to address that suffering. that every one of these kids are surrounded by people who know how to provide the very best care possible, that they aren't in pain, that they're able to be surrounded by their families. St. Jude is about hope. It's about hope for today, but hope for a brighter future, hope for a better quality of life. Join us in that. We need you. We can't do it alone. Welcome back to the fifth annual podcast-a-thon for St. Jude, live from St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee. We are joined now by Brian Doyle. Thank you for joining us, Brian. Thank you for having me. This is amazing. Yeah. We've done some things in this room that may not be able to be undone. (laughing) Brian, you are a, you're a survivor. - Yes. - You're a former St. Jude patient. Can you tell us a little bit about that story? - Sure. So way back in 1986, I was 12 years old. This is February of '96. Actually started in January. I had been really ill for a long time, missing a lot of school. Doctors couldn't figure out what was going on. Did a lot of tests, thought it was mono, thought it was the flu. They couldn't figure it out. Eventually, they did some extensive blood work and realized that I was in kidney failure and immediately went to the hospital and went through dialysis because I was in kidney failure. And so they got me healthier, but they had to figure out, well, why is this guy suffering from this? Like, what's causing it? What's the root cause? Right. That's not a common thing in the clinical world. - Oh, right. And so they sent over a team, they suspected it might be cancer, leukemia particularly. So they sent a team over from St. Jude to do a lot of testing. So they did a lot of blood work and spinal taps and bone marrow aspirations and such and determined that I indeed did have leukemia. And so I remember that day 'cause I came in and it was like, typically there's just one doctor, one nurse that comes in and there was like 15 people coming in with their white robes on and everything, whatever you call them. And they had their heads down. I was like, "Oh no, something's off." (laughing) So anyway, they said, "Yeah, you've got cancer." At the time, I didn't know what that involved. I just knew that I was gonna be going to St. Jude. And all I knew at the time, it was the place with the little gold dome. That's all I knew. - Yeah. - You know? And so I went to St. Jude and went into inpatient and then did more testing. And I wound up being diagnosed with ALL, which is acute lymphocytic leukemia, which you may have heard, I'm sure, through you guys over the years that, you know, when the hospital was founded and opened in '62, only 4% of the children that were diagnosed with ALL survived. Now it's at over, or right at about 94%. - Jeez. - So tremendous-- - That's incredible. - Tremendous growth with that, success rate with that disease. So I had two and a half years, chemo, radiation, and then came off of it, and then I relapsed, and I had a bone marrow transplant. I had to have a bone marrow transplant in 1989. And so, been doing great ever since. I did wind up having a secondary cancer in 2008, which was thyroid cancer. They took it out, they just took it out. But, so when I got out of therapy, I got out of school, out of high school, I wanted to come back to work. I wanted to work at St. Jude. I needed to start work at St. Jude. And I wanted to give back. And so I started as a part-time employee in 1991, and I've been there ever since. So 32 years of working for this remarkable organization that raises funds from you guys that are supporting children like me and thousands and thousands of others in need. - Where did you say you were when you got your diagnosis? Were you in Memphis? - Yeah, I'm from Memphis. I'm sorry, I didn't say that. I'm from Memphis. That was fortunate. - Yeah. - I didn't have to go very far. - Same as us. - Yeah. - Do you remember what it was like the first time that you came through the doors at St. Jude? Were you with your family? Do you remember, do you have any memories of that day? - What I remember mostly is the compassion and just the atmosphere at St. Jude was just, it is so warming. And I never felt scared and I never felt like that this was a bad thing. And in an odd way, it made me feel like this was a challenge, but I was gonna get through it, and they were gonna get me there, on the survival track. - I've heard a lot of people describe their early days at St. Jude as an actual tangible feeling of hope. Like, we're in this place, this is what this place is for, and it sounds like that was your experience. - Yeah, I remember one of the first nights that I was impatient, I was up on the floor and it was like two o'clock in the morning and I kept hearing this singing. I was like, what in the world is that? And some of the staff were out singing in the hallway. That's what friends are for. Remember that song back in the mid 80s? And I was like, well, that's interesting. And then so I joined them. (laughing) But yeah, it's been a great journey. And I just love working with people, I work on the Dream Home Campaign that we do across the country right now and helps raise funds for St. Jude and it's a fun way to give to the organization. Just like what you guys are doing, it's a fun way to give, right? - Could you tell us a little bit about your role in the Dream Home Program? - So the Dream Home Campaign is a house raffle that we started in '91 in Louisiana and then it quickly grew outside of Louisiana and currently we're in about 19 states. It's a public charitable raffle. We give away a home, but we raise money through ticket sales, and we have certain limits, caps on those ticket sales in various markets. We're in about 40 plus markets, and so I oversee that program. Started some of the first campaigns in the South, and then I was asked to help lead the program about 11 years ago, so I've been doing that. >> Yeah, I know that's a very public part of their fundraising, right? Cuz you're in so many states, so many markets, like you said. I remember maybe ten years ago, we got to help break ground on one, like way out in Ede somewhere, like out in the country where we are now. >> Yeah. >> And my connection to it is my parents are contractors and they were involved early on in the Dream Home program. And I think it's such a unique program. I mean, it's one thing to do this, like it's basically a telethon, but just with weird internet stuff. - Right. - But you know, you're putting, in a way you're kind of like planning the flag for St. Jude like in people's neighborhoods where every time they drive by that house, they're like, "Oh yeah, that was the dream home." - That's right. - Like, that's really cool. - Yeah. - So how does it work? Is it like, there is a home being built and you raffle for it, or do you raffle for it and then like a home is built for you? Like what is the, what actually is the mechanism? - No, usually the home is well underway before we put tickets on sale. And so for the most part, these homes are donated or at least heavily, either completely donated or heavily donated through the hard work of the builder and the trade partners and contractors and our national sponsors. So, and then we put a certain number of tickets on sale, depending on the market and their history of that market, success in that market. And so, and most of them sell out. And so it's just a fun way to give to the organization, just like you guys create. You know, it's a fun way to give to children in need at St. Jude. - Yeah. If you don't mind me going back a little bit. - Yeah. - You mentioned that you relapsed. - I did. - Could you talk a little bit about that? Like how long was it after your treatment? Like how old were you then? What happened then? - So when I relapsed, I was 16. - Okay. I had, I originated with, like I think I said, I originated with cancer in the kidneys. And so my doctor, Dr. Pui at St. Jude said, your creatinine levels and your BUN and creatinine levels and kidney function levels are elevated. They're not outside of normal, but they're outside of your normal. So something might be going on. He monitored it for a while. And then he did a, had a biopsy of my kidney and they determined that it was malignant. And so then he said, "Well, you gotta have a bone marrow transplant." And so, luckily, my sister was my donor. - Oh, wow. - So this was back in 1989, and wound up having a bone marrow transplant, and that was an incredible ordeal, but I'm here. - Yeah. - So you said you originally, when you were 12, and then that was when you were 16? - Mm-hmm. - What? - You had another cancer? - Yeah, in 2008, I had a thyroid. I had a lot of radiation, and sometimes your thyroid doesn't really like radiation, and so I had papillary cancer in my thyroid, and they just took it out. So, it's all good. - We are so glad. - Yes. - So you've been attached to St. Jude now, I've had my math right 36, 37 years. - Yeah, 32 and a half years, I think. Okay, I started when I was 18. - You overshot a little bit. - Overshot. As you can tell from our scoring up here, I'm not good at mental math. - We're not too far apart. - I'm getting closer. But when you think back about all that time, and I can just imagine, I know the change I've seen at St. Jude in the last 14 years, but stretching even further back, think about the hospital has grown and changed and evolved. The through line for all that is the mission, right? It's the reason that there's cranes outside right now building a new building. What does that mission mean to you, both as a survivor, but now as somebody who is helping live that mission out every day? - Well, I was fortunate enough to have met Danny Thomas on several occasions before he passed away when I was a patient. And so I got to see firsthand and hear firsthand from the man that founded the place, you know, and that was very inspirational to me and meant a lot to me, always has. And so I've seen the mission expand, you know, obviously the funds that we have been able to generate have helped expand our survival rates, but also our research facilities and our ability to treat not only children here in the US, but children worldwide. And so at no cost. And it costs a tremendous amount of money to do that. It takes a tremendous amount of money to do that. And I'm just very, very thankful for all the people that are contributing throughout these past weeks and especially today. - Yeah, we were on a tour yesterday and we stopped in the pavilion. I've been in there countless times, but this time a quote really jumped out at me. It's from Danny Thomas. I think it's from the dedication, "If we built this whole place and saved one child's life, it would be worth it." And that has sort of anchored me this week in thinking about all of this effort and work. And I'm sure, you know, keeping up with all the rules to raffle a home in like 30 different states, I'm sure sometimes that's a drag. But this is the reason that we're all doing it. And I think that's, I think it's powerful. And I think you're an amazing example of what it means in the real world. - Thank you. I've always thought of it as kind of a sample size. Like what they learn from me and my diagnosis and my treatment, hopefully is magnified. - Yeah. - By those learnings they take in and they are able to compound those learnings into saving thousands perhaps of other children with the same type of disease. - Research part of the whole school, right? Like they can learn and can use that and share that and apply that and then more children are saved every child that's saved, which is kind of an incredible thing. Obviously, we have hundreds of people watching, and we also have people that watch afterwards as well, they watch the replay. If you could tell our audience anything, what would it be? It would be that, well, first of all, thank you for tuning in right now. And thank you for your donations. They mean every dollar that comes in goes a long, long way. And we appreciate every dollar that you're providing. And I'm watching the total grow, it's amazing. - It's really going up. (laughing) I think this story is resonating with people. - And so, just know that whether you are able to commit $100 or $50 or $1,000, whatever it is, it all adds up and it all means something and it's all put to outstanding use. - Yeah, it really is. - Yeah, so thank you. - Well, thank you for joining us. - Yeah. and we have a computer over there and we have a sledgehammer. - Okay. - Would you like to join them? - Yeah. - Let's do it. (laughing) - We can bring these two things together. - That's right. - I wanna thank a bunch of donations, Ben and the Flying Pan, Anonymous, another Ben, I think I saw James in Saskia, thank you $1,000 donation. Thank you all. please go to stjude.org/relay. I'm standing at a safe distance. - I see that. - What's the story on this one? - So for the last-- - What aggravation occurred here? - Yeah, so this is our fifth one of these. And I think starting in year two, so we're big Mac people, big Apple people. And so the last few years, I've gotten a string of really bad PCs and we've destroyed them just as part of the catharsis of the event. Now this year we had some listeners to help us make thousands of these smiling faces for us. So you get that as a memento. Yay! And the PC's full of 'em. I would recommend hitting it on the top. If you kinda hit the corners, you kinda get a jolt. Okay. But, have at it. So you said hit it on the top? I think the top's good. The corners just kinda, they'll kinda get you. I'm gonna get out of the way. (laughing) Is this cancer? Yeah, go for it. (gunshot) All right! Woo, there it goes! You want another one? (gunshot) Yes! (laughing) - Look at that! (gunshot) (laughing) - Well done. One more. (clapping) (gunshot) (laughing) Perfect. (clapping) Brian, thank you for joining us. - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, Brian. - Thank you. - Thank y'all. Woo! We'll get some slow motion replay here. Look at that. (laughing) That's awesome. There you go. Thank you, thank you. - Thank you, Brian. - Thank you. - Appreciate you. - Yeah. - Came to Memphis in 1999 to attend Rhodes College. And when I graduated, I was incredibly envious of my friends who knew what they wanted to do with their life. And so I applied to 31 jobs. And fortunately for me, the first call back I got was from St. Jude, and I started working in the lab. And I fell in love with research, and I fell in love with St. Jude. And I couldn't imagine doing anything else now. Every time I see a red wagon on campus or I see a family, you know, it gives me empathy and it shows me why we're doing what we do, that our research and what we're doing has real impact on the lives of real people who are right here under the same roof. And I think the goal is always that we'll find an end, right, that makes it possible so that no child has to die. - At St. Jude, we receive letters from across the country and around the world. This one from Ira Jackson of Waterford, Michigan reminds us our mission is greater than any individual, that we are all united behind empathy and selflessness. - Dear friends, this is without a doubt the most difficult letter I have ever written. - As I can no longer support the suffering children of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. - I have been using a portion of my social security check to send my donations to send you. And this is my own income. - I have been very sick. The hardest part about going to visit the University of Michigan Comprehensive Cancer Center. - Is seeing so many children who have cancer, who without help have no chance to live. It's so heartbreaking. - I'm an old man now. I am 69 and I've had a good life. So the gist of this letter is to ask just one person. to take my place and continue to contribute to St. Jude. (speaking in foreign language) - I was told that I will die soon. I am prepared for death. - But these little children should have their chance to play and grow into healthy adults. - It is my last wish that you use this - To find just one person who will say, - I'll take Ira's place. - Thank you all and may our creator bless you. Ira H. Jackson. - I'll take Ira's place. - I'll take Ira's place. - I'll take Ira's place. - I'll take Ira's place. - I'll take Ira's place. - I came here as soon as I finished my training. I was here for 10 years and I went to other places, but St. Jude was always in my heart and called me back and that's pretty much been it. What is happening here at St. Jude, it's just very, very rare. It's just a place where we need to do what we need to do and we're gonna do it. And there is constant research and there's so many people working to try to conquer childhood cancer amongst other diseases. It's remarkable. The way I would put it is that it's an inspiring place and it's just a place of hope. And that's part of our job also, right, to provide this support and a nurturing environment for the family and the children so they can endure all of this, which is very significant. I go to bed thinking about how I can do things better and I wake up in the morning saying, I'm gonna do things better today. It's just a culture of excellence, like no other place I've ever been at. (gentle music) Perfecto. (soft music) - What up gamers? (laughing) It's game time. - It's game time. - With your favorite gamers. - We're gonna play some games. - Woo! - This is one of the things we're actually gonna do this year we've never got to do any other year if not I've wanted to do it. I think we did it the first year, me and Stephen played a game and it didn't go very well. - We heard from Twitch and they said you're doing it wrong. - Yeah, Twitch said more games. So here we are with more games. - We have some iPhones we can talk about. - We got some iPhones. - We're chilling. So we're gonna hang out for a bit. You're gonna watch us play some Mario Kart, I think. - Woo-hoo! - Well, that's what we're doing. - Or as we say, Mario Kart. (laughing) - All right. Do each of you have a defined character that you play in Mario Kart? - I always play the rose gold Peach. - Okay. - 'Cause I love me some pink. - Dry bones, baby! - Dry bones, interesting. I'm always Zelda, and I always play on the ancient bike. - And I always play the unicorn, of course. - Do any of you wanna make any decisions on tracks? - Is there a random decision? By hitting random? - I actually don't know if there is. - Not the bad ones. - Okay, I'll work on that. Let's do some of the new ones. - Sure. - This one, I haven't played this one. - I definitely will be able to tell the difference between a new and an old one. - Oh man, I can't. - We were playing a bit yesterday, and Jason undersold his skills, I think. He was saying that he wasn't a good gamer, and then he ended up winning. - That's true. - So we'll see how that plays in the end. - Well, my kids made me play with the worst Wii controller or then Switch, Joy-Con. - Yes, this is kind of funny. This is Stephen's Switch, and we bought an Xbox for this event 'cause we're gonna hopefully play some Flight Sim later on today for Stephen's first time at Flight Sim, which I am incredibly excited about. And we bought some Xbox controllers and also a bunch of pro controllers. And we were playing with these yesterday. This morning we got a message from Jason in Slack and he was like, "Can I buy one of those "pro controllers of you if you don't need 'em?" So I think Jason's done with the Switch controller. - I really need to be done with that, yeah. - We're at 451, nearly $452,000. - Amazing. - Praise for the kids of St. Jude. Thank you, Michael, thank you, Joe Steel. - Is there, oh, Joe Steel. - Thank you, Joe Steel. Is there even a track here? This is hard to even see the track. - We're racing in the ruins of Athens, obviously. - I'm flying, okay. Wee! - I've not tried, this is part of the DLC. I haven't used, I haven't played any of these yet. - Cheers. Oh my goodness. - Cathy, do you play Mario Kart? - Occasionally, we're more of a Mario Party family. - Okay. - Mainly because my kid tends to get extremely competitive. And so it's nicer to not. - Do you get competitive too when you play? - Yes. - Okay, so it's a family trait. - Yes, yes, it's very much a family trait. The problem is I'm not great at this. - That's a bad combo, right? Not being good and being competitive. - Yeah. - It's too much stress, I would think. - Yeah, and so Mario Party is a little bit easier to, fewer skills are needed. -So you are where you're second right now. -I can't. -We're having a Jason problem, like a Jason situation. -Yeah, she's saying bad guys. -Jason's like, "Oh, I'm so bad," and then beat everyone. -Listen, it's all luck, but also I figured out what buttons do things. -That helps. -Oh, this is one of my favorite styles of track where it's not laps. It's just one really long-- I think this is-- maybe, I don't know. I like the ones where it's like a really long course. -It doesn't-- yeah. - Ooh, that's fun. - Oh, here comes the blue shell. - I've never had the little. - No. - Oh, oh, yeah. - Oh, squid, no. - Oh, squid, no. - Oh, squid, no. Squid game. - No squid, oh. Oh, there's like a giant volleyball to crush me, no. - I wanna say what up to the chat. I can't see the chat, but I just wanna say what up. - What up to the chat? - I must say, it's very-- - We're gamers now, so we're totally gamers. - Myke, we're game streamers. - We did it! - So, check to the chat. - Made it. - There we go. - I mean, it is strange to not be reading the chat this year. - Oh, sorry, microphone. (laughing) - That's, okay, room for improvement. - All right. - Not that one, Myke. - Not that one, Dry Bones. - Not that one. - Not that one, Dry Bones. That is my one, my one, like, that's as high as I'm gonna get and that's the only time I'm gonna do, just watch. - Kathy, have you ever been to Memphis before? - Mm-mm, never. - It's your first time? - Yep. - How do you feel about Memphis so far? - Oh, absolutely beautiful and delicious food. - There is good food in Memphis. - Very good food. - I will attest to that. - The music is fantastic. - Yep. Yeah, our hotel has just like a knob you turn and music comes into your room. - Yeah, it's magic. - Are we on a cruise ship? - What? (machine whirring) That seems strange. - That seems dangerous. Like if you fly off of the cruise ship, you might like drown. - Uh-oh. Oh man. What are we even doing here? I'm going the wrong way. Oh, it goes this way, well. - You just gotta keep going. You'll get somewhere. - I know, rubber banding. [MUSIC] Nothing like being alive on the internet, seeing a map for the first time. Right. Here's the trick is you just don't ever know what map or remember. Oh, yeah. Just don't know anything. Yeah. Great. Whoa, what is happening? Oh, I take this jacket off though. I will take it off soon. Not right now. Is it super bad right now? Okay. All right, I'll remember, I'll look it up. (game sounds) Appreciate you everyone, if I sounded bad then. - Ooh, in the water. - You're just a little rustly. - Yeah, we've all been there, you know? - Yep. - Especially Russell. - Rusty Russell. - Poor Russell, rustling Russell. (game sounds) - Oh, I need some rubber banding really bad now. - Oh, Jason. (game sounds) - I do, I have no idea what I'm doing. (dramatic music) - I got Kathy up in first place. Okay. (laughing) Good to know. - We don't talk about it until after I win. - With Kathy's in first place? - Every time Jason comes to Memphis, it rains really bad. - That's true. - That's what I know, to be sure. - Yep. Oh no, oh no, ah! Ran right into that banana. (video game music) - This is such riveting. - No, it is. This is what makes the internet work. - This is like 99% of Twitch. - That's true. - Donate, donate, donate. - It's just this. It's just people playing video games very intensely. - I don't really watch a lot of Twitch, so I don't know, so it always feels strange. My family though, both members of my family watch tons of Twitch. - There you go. Hopefully they're watching right now. If they are, hi, Supes. - Hi. - Hello to all the Supes. - All the Supes. They were like, "What? So what are you going to do again?" - This curve. - Trying to-- - This is an impossible thing to try and explain to anybody. - Oh my God, this is terrible. - Ooh, this is bad. (laughing) Oh, oh, look at me, I'm so bad at Mario Kart. - Yeah, she totally sandbagged us. - I'm terrible, man. - I'm so bad. - Oh, they gave me the bullet. That is the saddest of all. - Oh, wow. Poor Jason. - Well, I won yesterday. That's all I'm gonna say. - Well, and here's the trick is I never know any of the lanes, the games, the things, so it's all new 'cause I can't ever remember. - Yeah, see, that's it. That's it. Kathy doesn't even know, and she wins. - Well, so far, this is me and Kathy are going for the win, and it's all dry bones. - Oh, you get a little bit of a break. - It pops up to the-- - It's feeling a little dry. - Yeah, a little bit. - Oh yeah. - I noticed your change. - Of course. Oh yeah, we planned it, we're all, we've got outfit changes all day. - My only outfit change is when I take my jacket off. - Well, I mean, your suit looks so great. - Thank you. - You don't wanna ruin the atmosphere by not wearing the amazing suit. - Exactly. [MUSIC] >> This bike is not handling. >> Where is this? >> It's totally the bike. >> Just lucky, it just made it through the toll bridge. >> I wonder if it has one of those little buttons that passes the toll. That's how we can get through it. >> Yeah, I know. You put those things in the windshield. >> Yeah. Lightning Strike! [MUSIC] >> Oh, man. >> I hate the lightning strike so much. [MUSIC] >> Oh, wow. >> Oh, wow. >> If you drive into the Bob-omb, it does explode. >> I mean, it makes sense. - It does make sense. - Yeah. It wasn't really something I considered until it happened. Oh, no. You made me run into a fricking... - Mm-hmm. - ...taxi cab. Oh, going the wrong way on a one-way street. - That's fine. - This game is very intense. (upbeat music) - So the shirt that I'm wearing is a Metro Works Code Warrior Aloha shirt. Celebrating the transition from 68,000 processors to Power PC processors. - Wait, why are all those things, wait, what? (laughing) Wait, who made that shirt? - Code, Metro Works, who made the-- - Who's Metro Works? - It was the compiler for PowerPC. So back in the day-- - Oh my God, I'm not gonna touch it. - All of the PowerPC-- - Oh my God. - Apps got compiled with Code Warrior. - Sorry, I wanna hear that story again. I got destroyed, Dry Bones came in first, this whole thing's been turned upside down. - Upside down, baby. - Upside down. - Troubles! (laughing) - Still only on the fourth overall. - There's a point between me and Kevin. Sorry, so-- - Anyway, so this is very old, it's from the 90s. - Explain this to me again. - So they're the compiler for PowerPC. So if you wanted to write your apps for PowerPC Max, you use Code Warrior. It was eventually supplanted by Xcode. Because Apple wanted to own its own development tools instead of having to rely on MetroWorks, which I think ultimately was owned by Motorola, which is one of the people that made PowerPC. - So this is, it's a bunch of guys, it's the Metro Works guy, like mascot. And he's like working in a factory. And then there's like various like Code Warrior logos and they're like, it's like, they're working in the factory. - Making code. - Making Metro Works. - These kind of things from off to on. - So it's a '90s Apple shirt, and I thought I would wear it. - I wanna thank Michael, Frederick, Tom, the Flying Monkey, Myke, Ashley, Ian, Brian, and Anonymous for their donations. - Hi, Ian and Bert. - Thank you. We're at $452,853 raised for the kids. - Getting closer to half a mil. - $47,000 away from our goal. - Wow. - We have raised $52,000 today. - That's amazing. - Good work team. - Yeah. - Oh, squeaky clean sprint. - We're now gonna race in a bathroom. - Yep. - To celebrate. - Just past the scrub daddies. - Yeah. - Yes. - No, no, no, I think you'll find it's legally distinct. Happy clean face. - Happy clean face. - Nintendo paid the license, Nintendo paid it. (laughing) Because there's one company that wouldn't pay a license to be Nintendo. You pay Nintendo. Yep. Nintendo doesn't pay you. Oh wow, bath bombs. Ooh. Cathy, do you like a bath bomb? This is bananas. Oh, I love a bath bomb. Our house that we moved into a couple of years ago has a bathtub that I fit in, which is amazing. amazing and I love a bath bomb. - We got a new bathtub in the new house and my knees are up my ears. - Oh no. - The old bathtub used to fit in the new one and I can't fit in it. - That's so sad, I'm so sorry. - It's fine. I prefer, we got a good shower, not the best shower, anyway. - Yeah, most of the time I do end up showering but there's something about a really nice, relaxing bath. - They seem to like showers a lot more. - Showers? Although I do like a good bath. - Yeah, no one likes a bath as much as Stephen though. - Yeah. (laughing) - The Hancock family enjoyed that and they know that. (laughing) - They're just really inefficient, but they are nice from time to time. - Yeah. It's the whole vibes of it, the energy. The vibes are immaculate, as they say, when it comes to a bath. - Although the new bath that we have is metal of some kind. I don't know what it is, but it's of that awesome kind. - Okay. - And my iPad mini smart cover sticks to it. So I can very easily watch things while I'm in the bath 'cause it just sticks to the side. - That's nice. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's a top feature. Squib. - Oh, Dry Bones, she's in second place back there. - Let's try Dry Bones. - Well, final lap. - Oh yeah. - It's your time to shine, Kathy. - I'm working on it, here I go, coming from behind, like low definition, oh wait. I always lose those. Any other games, I'm very much a, I'm here to play with my friends. Oh! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Oh, come on! Oh! It sounds like at the moment you are just here to play, you know? Yeah, yeah. I'm just... If I tell myself that I will, uh... (upbeat music) Believe it. - Somebody shot out my parachute, that's terrible. - Eee! - Yes! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh gosh! Freaking turtle! Fine, everything's fine. -Everything's fine, Jason. -Ah, balance restored. -Collision. -Woo-hoo! [laughter] -Nintendo. -Mario. Should we watch some highlights? Who doesn't love a good highlight? Oh, yeah. -I actually don't like the highlights. -No. So, Jason, you got a bunch of iPhones today. I did. I got them here. You actually got them yesterday, didn't you? I have an iPhone over there, but I haven't looked at it yet. So, you have an interesting take, 'cause I showed you the yellow and the pink. - Kathy, what do you think of that? - I mean, I want more pink things. Like, if I could have everything in this color, I would be so happy. - I think it's a good pink. - It's a very good pink. I mean, it's better than no pink. - This is bad, that's yellow. That's no good. - The yellow's a little bit off. - Well, it looks like the gold, the back of it. - And the people who are reporting that the blue is essentially not even visible as blue. It's basically white. But the pink, Myke likes the pink. I can't see pink, light pink at all. So that's completely meaningless to me. - Yeah, no, it's a good point. - But the glass in the camera is nice, I think. - And it's a deeper color that kind of matches the Apple logo, which is nice. - Although they should have just done this. - Oh, absolutely. - Listen, Apple, hire me to do colors, like any color, please. - Fine woven, thoughts? - Nope. - This is a replacement for leather. - Nope, I'm good. - It's not good, right? - Nope. - I don't understand, I don't understand why this. I don't know what this is meant to be. - I don't know. - But it ain't good. - It's kind of fuzzy. - Yeah, I hate, I do not want to touch it again. - As a wallet, fine. The case, I don't like. But the wallet, it's like fine. I think the watch bands are probably okay. - Joe Steele just gave another $100 for explaining Cold Warrior. - Thank you, Joe. - Oh, awesome, thank you, Joe. - Dizzle with 40, 20 from Joey. Thank you, Brian, thank you, Anonymous. - I'm just saying, I've kept this shirt around since the '90s. - You're pretty good at that, I think. Like your bag-- - I try not to keep everything, but I try to keep something. - Is that shirt older than Myke? - No. - No, I was born in '88. - Okay. - Yeah. - But, yeah, it's good that you keep stuff around. What else have you found out about iPhones, Jason? You really haven't for long, did you? - No, I just had them last night. - Is this the Plus? - Yeah, that's the Plus, right? This is the Pro Max. - This feels interesting, this like, the texture of the rails on the-- - Pro Max, just a lot lighter. - So much lighter. - It's so good, I can't wait to use it. - And a 5X zoom, I took a picture out of my hotel window, down onto Main Street in Memphis, and it was, whoa! (laughing) It was amazing, 'cause you can see, I posted them on Mastodon, there's like 5X, 2X, 1X, and it's like, it's just a street with a storefront that's way down out the hotel window, and then with the 5X, it's like the whole detail, you can read the signs in the window, and it's just pretty great, so. - And also, night mode was fun to play with last night. - Yeah, we took some night mode pictures. - Which camera are we on? - The middle one? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, here it goes. - Nope, nope. Oh, and then they switch it on it. Listen, we were on the middle one. - I don't know. Go where you want, Myke. Go figure it out. - Yeah. - So, oh, hello. This is 1X Jason. - Yeah. - 5X Jason. - Oh! (laughing) I had to close my eyes 'cause it was so zoomed. - 1X Studio. Five. - Yeah. - Oh, and it recognizes that as a portrait photo. (laughing) - Wait, let me turn that on. Okay, and what it did was it recognized the pole? (laughing) - Ooh. - Or something? - You can tap to focus on the pole. - Yeah, so it's portrait mode, from what I can understand, not necessarily because it recognizes a face, but like the distance. - Oh yeah, 'cause then it's gonna ask you to be me. - Oh God. - Nope, that's the end of that. - Yep, good story time. - Yep. - We should play again. - Yep. Oh, big donation just came in. That will require us to unlock Myke's iPad. Madison and Phil. Awkwardly looking behind me. Madison and Phil, $400. Thank you so much. Lee Jarvis, $100. Amazing. AYZ3983. That's a number. Dizzle. 40. I already did that one. OK. You can say it again, though, if you like. I can say it again. It's a great name. Dizzle. Multiplayer. Now, people are asking where's Stephen. and the answer is he hates video games and us and doesn't wanna be here. - Stephen's taking his water's out break. - Yes, he is, he's been on for a long time. - He's gonna eat some food. - Dry bones. - Jason's taking his time. - I know, making artisanally selecting. - I'm changing my bike. - All right. - Do pick better maps. [laughs] Well, you tell me what one you want then. Go to the classics. Get up to the classics. Keep going. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nope. -Sure. -This one? No, no, the other one. Next one. Banana Cup. Yeah, do it. Yeah. I expect you to do well, considering how specific you wanted this. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. No. Okay. -Oh, hey. -Oh, hey, Stephen's back. -Speak of the devil. -Oh, I jump in? -Yeah, I'm gonna take your place. -Oh, okay. Am I being kicked off? -For a little while. -Okay. -They need you in the control room. -Oh, okay. -Oh. -Uh-oh. -You're in trouble. -Trouble. -I'm in trouble now. -Well, join us. Which one am I? -Uh, the top left. You're Link. -Link. Link from The Legend of Zelda. Stephen. -Honey unicorn. Fake. -Ugh. (game sounds) - So we're gonna play this cup and then we're gonna do the hippo game. - Oh, nice. - Really? - Yes. - You're canceling our video game. - We gotta do a hippo game. - We gotta do back to human. Oh, okay, well maybe we'll do one more cup. - Mom said we could play another one. - Yay, thanks mom. - Maybe Myke will come back. - And we can play all four. Oh, oh no! I remember this level now. Oh no. I really hate when you like shoot, you know, a banana peel or a bomb or something ahead of you and it... Comes back and gets you? Yeah. That's not fun. That's a classic. Ah, I just got gotten. Oh, way off course. Okay. Thanks to my kids, this is the video game I've played the most in the last 15 years. Same. My brother was here earlier and his wife, my sister-in-law, is extremely competitive at Mario Kart and very good. See, that's a good balance to be as opposed to... Yeah, I'm competitive but I'm bad at it. Yep, yep. Thanks. Oh no! Oh, not the sand pit. Oh no! I was watching Myke walk across the studio and I hit a wall. - I know. Extraction. - Now I'm in sixth. So I halfway heard, what do you think about fine woven? - It's bad, right? - Yeah. - Yep. - And people don't like it. - Yeah, I think it's a bit of a dud. - I think it might be passable on the watch bands, but it's not leather. and I think that they made a mistake. I don't know, it's hard, 'cause they wanted to sell that environmental message, but I feel like their right answer might have been to go to vegan leather, and I know it's made of plastic, and that that's not very environmental, but the alternative is, is maybe not so good. - Yeah. - Well, and they tried to do a unique texture of some sort, and that, I think, was a problem. - Yeah, so like-- - 'Cause it's not a good-- - It's a hard problem. I'm not sure they had a good answer, but I don't think the answer that they chose is a great one. - Yeah, even this morning at the Apple store, they had a couple of them out on the table. And there was a guy in front of me in line picking up a phone, and he was like, "Want to see the case before you bought it?" And he like, picked it up, and he's like, "Yeah, I'm gonna do silicone." (laughing) - Apple silicone. - It's a different thing. Oh no, come on. - Ah! Man. (game sounds) - Well, well, well. - Third place. - Now the student becomes the master. (sighing) (farting) - Oh, I don't have Myke's. - Yeah. - Yeah, we don't know who the donations are 'cause you don't have his password. - I need his finger. Myke, I need your fingertip. - Thank you, RIP Pong for 250. - Oh, right, Touch ID, right? Jen's for $444. Love that. Myke Wells, $100. Thank you so much. - Coming up on $455,000. - Amazing. Oh yeah, I should play, huh? - I mean, if you want. You don't have to. Oh no. - No, I just started behind. It's fine. Oh my goodness. Where am I going? - What is happening? - What? Why did you pick? This is a terrible, terrible track. - It's, this is one where if you're playing like too fast, it can be really difficult. - Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking now. - Ugh. - All right, this looks like the gophers I remember. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - They'll come out of the ground and get you. - Wow, we're not doing well. - We're doing great, Stephen, because we are raising a lot of money for the kids. - It's true, if you think we're bad at Mario Kart, go to stjude.org/relay. (laughing) - Yep. - If you think we're good at Mario Kart, also go-- - Go to relay.fm/stjude. - You know, you said that, I had to look and make sure I had set that up. - You did, right? - It was already set up. - Okay, yeah. - Yeah, we set up, 'cause I've been giving the wrong URL for years. - Yep. I'm glad that domain didn't-- redirect didn't get removed or something, because that would have been really awkward. -Well, to add a redirect at the domain level, I have to reboot the CMS. It's like, it's going down. -Oh, CMS talk. You've joined Jason and Stephen for some CMS talk? -It's our favorite thing. -It is. We could start a blog about it. We'd have to use Qs and-- -Js. -Js. No one would read it. We call it a content management journal. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] Move along. [MUSIC PLAYING] Thank you, Matt, for your donation. Thank you, Matt. [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, goodness. Myke is back. What's up? Welcome to game time. - That's disappointing. - Yeah, that was not our funnest hour. - I beat you guys. - You did. - We are playing a game, Myke. Do you want to hand Myke the iPad so we can see? - Oh yeah, Myke can be in charge of... - I can be hype man. - Hype. - Hype us up, hype Myke. Matt donated 100, Victor was 5825, Sylvan of $100. Ooh, this is a name I can't read, but I'll try. Gokce, Gokce, $5. RIP Palm, $250. - Yeah, that's a good one. - 444 from Jens, $20 from the upgrade pound. - That's John Rubenstein, his RIP Palm, probably. - Oh, nice. - He can afford more, come on. Big money. - From his villa in Mexico. - Yeah. Did I tell you I saw Avi Tavanian at the iPhone event? How would you know? And I couldn't because I'm that person. And I couldn't work up the courage to say anything. I wish I had. He looked kind of lonely. Like no one knew who he was. He probably would have liked it. You know what Avi Tavanian did, Myke? Next. Before that? Sometimes. So he is one of the people behind the BSD kernel. Okay. That is everywhere. And then Mac OS X. And then, yeah, and then he was at Next because they used BSD and then Mac OS X. They stayed at Apple through, uh, kind of the early part of the transition. Yeah, Jobs, Jobs, right-hand technical guy. It was a long time, I'm sure Jason remembers this, that there would be keynotes and Avi and Steve would both be on stage just riffing about software. It was wild. Nice. Doodle-do-do. First place, here we go. and Sean and Amber. What is going on here with the hammer? It's just faster. - Gotta dial it in at, what are y'all doing, 150? - Yeah. - Whee! - Yeah, it's way faster. - 60% faster. Kathy's hands aren't in line. Oh, nevermind. - See, see, you can't talk about it. - Got it. - Jason. - You talk about it. - I know Stephen's gone wild. He's just driving all over the grass. Jason boosted too hard. - Listen, Isabelle, get back to your house. - Are you talking, is that new name for me? Are you talking to me right now? - No, the little yellow dog from Animal Crossing keeps right on my tail. - Oh, Jason just stopped in the middle of the track. Jason, you're supposed to go forward. Power sliding in honor of Jason. Yeah, but you've just been overtaken by Jason, so... Myke's doing the play-by-play now. I like it. Yeah. What have we got? Kathy's about to land in a lake. No, she just deflated at the last second. Here comes the blue shell, though. Watch out, Kathy. -Ahh! -It's coming for you! Oh, Stephen just... Stephen, how did you do that? I didn't... - Fell, I fell into the-- - I just dive-bombed into the lake. - Into the river. - Jason's on the grass again. - Again. - Oh, Kathy came in fourth. - Sixth. - Jason's driving towards the river again. - Jason is a knight. - Again, that's not good. - See, look at that yellow dog. - Gamers. - Dang her. - Come on, gamers. - There's a reason we don't do this professionally. - Yeah. - You are right now, though. - It's true. - That's-- - You wanna read some more donations? We crossed 455. - Thank you to Brad for $100. He's gonna give me a new one since I lost. - Thank you, Brad. - Oh, no wait, and Noel. Oh, I realized I have to use this. Pitch, yeah. $455,000. - Wow. - That's a lot of money. - We've now crossed the milestone where you have to build the LEGO Concord. - Oh yeah? - I think so, I think that was 450. - Yeah, I'll do that. - Have you ordered it? - Yeah, it's arrived. - How big is the box? - Pretty big. - 'Cause the model is gonna be huge. - Yeah, I feel like the box is a deceptive size, like it's a fine box size, but I know that the, basically unlike a lot of Lego sets where you're building like inside and outside. - I got distracted and was looking at Kathy's screen. (laughing) Don't do that. - Oh, great Donkey Kong music. - Oh gosh, this is bad. Look how far we have. I was looking at Kathy's part of the screen - See, then you're on the other side of the track to everybody else. - I know, they're gonna lap me. - Yes. (laughing) You better get some good power-ups. - I'm gonna get a bunch of good ones 'cause I'm last. - Jason just rammed into Kathy and spat on a banana. - That's true. - Kathy's up into third place now. Oh, Isabel, just clean your clock. - She is-- - Fire a red shell at her, take it down. Oh, someone just threw a boomerang. - Bullet time! Oh, Stephen. (laughing) - The sympathy item. - Taking the charity bullet. - Charity work for charity. - Yeah. - Can't think of who's the MVP of this round. - I see somebody. - That's good for you. You're actually seeing first place. That's good. That's what's happening. Oh, Jason. Bad bounce there for Jason Snell. - Rubber band me, sweet Nintendo. - Come on. - Oh, the frog. Get away, frog. Get away, frog. Get away, frog. Title. Title of the podcast, I thought? Get away, frog, yeah. Yep. Stupid bill. Stephen's still in 12th. You're catching up to 11th, though, you know? That's really good. That's very good. If Stephen wins this race, he'd get 20 points. -There you go. -Everybody stop. [laughter] You need everyone to stop. It's still a lap to go, like it's, you know, -while the things have happened. -Anyone's game! Oh, Jason's crashing through a tree. -Come on. -Boosting. Ha! Burn, Isabel, burn! Jeez. I've overtaken. Stephen's up into 10th. It's all kicking off now. Kathy has a blood feud with Isabelle from Animal Crossing. Yep. I've passed Jason. Wow, look at Stephen go. Oh, Stephen. I'm very proud of you. Come on, let's go. Oh. Oh! (sighs) - Oh, Jason just got clocked in the air, which is the worst place. Kathy's dropped down to, oh, you're back up into third. Oh, oh, fifth! - Third place! (laughing) From 12th to third. - That was a strong effort from you, that's why. I gotta say, very impressive, very impressive. - Thank you. - I'm actually-- - Did I make you cry? - I'm disappointed you didn't win, you know? That would've been so good. You would deserve those 20 points. - Let's see. (bell dings) - Wow. - So who won out of the three of you, we're gonna find out. It's probably Cathy, right? - Probably. - I don't know. - What happened to you? - That last one I got six. - You fell apart. - I don't know what happened there. - It all went south. - My bike was too fast and braking didn't help. - Thank you to Greg for $60, Leonard for $100, 100 from Matteo, the GS Light and Family $320. Thank you so much. - Well we're all bunched together, I like that. - Yeah. - 34 to Kathy, 33 to me, 28 to you. - Let's do some foreplay. - We'll do one more cup and then it'll be hippo time. - Okay. - Then the hippos emerge. - After that, I don't know. - Who hit A? - Press B. - Everybody settle down. - I did not. - Hope's like to do a report from balloon room at some point. - Yeah, it's about time. - Ah. [MUSIC] Someone press A? [MUSIC] There you go. Somebody is playing along. [MUSIC] All right. [MUSIC] We unlocked something. >> Ooh. >> Look at that, it's like a Bronco. >> Nice. [MUSIC] >> All right. (chiming) Yeah, we'll play for about five more rounds. Yeah. Perfect. Not that one. Okay. (laughing) Don't go back there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! (laughing) I'm leaving. Oh no, oh no. - Well, we're not gonna have enough time to play all four races. - I mean, you know, what's the time? - No. - You know? - I think we'll have to stop for the last one. - You really don't like Grand Barreau, do you? - It is the worst. I hate it so much. - I'm in a car, y'all are on motorcycles. - Here we go. - This bike's the best. - Oh, Isabelle's back. - Can I request a quick pause? 'Cause I've got the steering on, which I really don't want. - Sure. - All right, I'm good. Ready? - Yep. [game sounds] I wasn't ready! [laughter] Oh no! [game sounds] [game sounds] [game sounds] Oh no. [game sounds] Yeah, we'll just stop right before Rainbow Road. Oh my gosh, there's a pole. There is a pole there, huh? Yep, found it real close. Hey Stephen, do you want to put five points on the line for the winner of the two of us? the two of us yeah all right judges did you hear that yep winner in all these races or just this race by the time we're done okay however many we do i'm in the clock let's go jeez (upbeat music) - What are you doing, bike? - Jason, what's your problem with Rainbow Road? - I hate it. - Okay. - I just can't play it in any form. - Any form? - No. - Is this like an emotional issue to maybe? (laughing) - That's what it sounds like to me. - I don't like, literally I fall off the edge and I can't play it. My driving style does not work with... - No edges? - Kathy, I'm having a very similar problem with Isabelle. - Yeah, yeah, right? - She's mean. - She's so mean. Little brat. - Adeline and Bolt stopped me from hitting a banana, so I'm not complaining. - Listen, you thought Tom Nook was the, like-- - She's the puppet master. - Yep. - She's pulling the strings of Tom Nook. - Absolutely. - Makes sense. No one can smile that much. - Here we go. - And reading the same updates every morning. - Yep, that's what's sent a while. - Yeah, I'm going to read the same thing every single day. - Yup. - Oh God. - For millions of people. - Oh. (laughing) - Come on, let's go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Wrong button. - Oh, it's still falling apart. - Wrong button. - Oh, and here comes a blue shell. Oh my word. - Oh no. Ah! - What is happening? - What is going on? Stop it. Stop it. - What is going on? - And fourth. - Third. - I was first the whole race. Then I fell off the track, hit with a green shell, hit with a red shell, blue shell, red shell, and then I was seventh. - That sounds like excuses for flat points. - That's rubber banding at work. You know what I'm trying to say? Wow, okay, that was... I definitely not finished enough to this race, that is. Yeah. - Told you not to pick these maps. - Yeah. I was fine with them. I was fine with them until I was attacked. Unnecessarily and unfairly attacked. Listen, you use that as an excuse. I'm often... I mean, I'm often attacked. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] That's not fine at all. Fire woven. That's bad woven. I named the chapter in Connector this week "Meh Woven." Yeah. Ain't fine. [GRUNTING] Oh my gosh. [EXCITED GRUNT] Oh, Isabelle! [GRUNTING] [SIGHS] Go, go, go, go! (people talking) - If you're watching this, you should be going to stjude.org/relay. You can donate directly. You can also start your own fundraiser. We have like 200 of them now, I think. People creating their own fundraisers. And if you do create your own fundraiser, you raise a dollar, you get a really cool challenge coin with our faces on it. And then you're also eligible for this really sick desk pad we showed earlier. We'll get another shot of that in a little while. >> That's the life hack is start your own fundraiser. One dollar. >> Yep, get a coin. >> Get a coin. >> And then also do more. >> Yes. And if you want to give a dollar to somebody's campaign that hasn't raised anything yet, you can go to coinme.dad. And it will give you a list of people who- >> Coin me, daddy. >> Haven't raised anything and you can donate a dollar. >> Yeah. >> Coinme.dad. >> The worst domain I know. >> Didn't you have like a weird trademark thing with that? >> Yeah I did. It got resolved. >> Okay. >> Good. That's a great domain. >> Look at tra- we would want a trademark, coinme.dad. Do you know what I mean? I call it trademark. >> Dad. Let's go, let's go. >> So bad. He's rad. >> What in the world? >> Come on, come on, come on, come on. >> Let's go. Come on, come on, come on, come on. It's not over yet, Kathy. I know! Kathy thought that was the last lap. Listen! Is what happened there. I was first for a very close amount of time, like a very short amount of time. And I'm okay with that. Because... I just forgot that there's another round. (laughing) - I just got Waluigi. Oh no! Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Go, go, go, go! - Star behind me. - Star up ahead. - Woo woo woo woo. - Second place. - Very good. - Stephen, I think this five points is gonna come your way. - I think so. We got one more track. - One more. - No. - One more, Mom. - One more track. - Come on, Mom. One more, one more, one more. (laughing) - One more, one more. - Mom says we can do one more. - Jill and Ricky are just over there with the hippo costumes on, just waiting. - They're so excited. - Oh, actually we have two more. - Two more. - Two more, two more. Oh, I wasn't watching. - Hold on, kids. - Ricky's been in that for a long time. -Moment, let's play. -Whenever there was a track that was the branding of the same character that they were playing in the race, my kids would say, "This is my house! This is my house!" -That's really good. -So they're like in Yoshi's whatever, and they're Yoshi, they're like, "My house!" That's fantastic. Or like DK Summit, "My house!" -Oh, that's not it. -Oh, these things move. -Yeah, they do. -Oh, no. That's that. Yeah, this is a, this whole map collection is terrible. Oh yeah. Oh, fire? Love some fire. Fire's great. Oh, jumping fire, yes. Perfect. Perfect. That's the face of someone over there questioning their life decisions. Yeah. The hippos are angry now. I know. Angry hippos now. Angry humans in hippo costumes. All right, all right, let's go. Third place. Come on. No! Stephen's killing it. I put points on the line and he just came alive. Wait, what's it called when someone pretends to be bad at pool or whatever? Sandbagging. No, that's... No, I beat you at Mario Kart at my house too. But what is that term? - Sandbag. - No, no, no. - No, I know what you're... - Like a pool shark? - Yeah. - No, that's still not it. Nevermind. - Mario shark? - Mario shark. - Mario shark. Mario shark, do do do do do do. - No, thank you. No, thank you. We'll get Twitch claimed and that's the reason you should still get a note for any other reason. (laughing) - Still one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen. - Oh, I just drove straight into fire. Okay. Yep, it's that kind of map. (game sounds) - Oh, is it battle? - Yep, there it is. Oh, the bullet bike, the bullet just passed me. That's great. I'm in last. Somebody rubber band me. - Rubber band me, daddy. - Yeah, seriously. Bullet! Seven. Oh, here he comes. Oh, God. Is it? Oh! Go, go, go, go! Oh! ( music playing ) Oh, boy. It's upsetting when sometimes you think you're better than you end up actually being, right? - Eight. - Nine. - Ooh, I beat you all. - Oof, that was rough. Well, to Rambo Road, I will collect my five points, and you will be deducted five points. - And then-- - Nice try. I mean, the points have to come from something. - Wrestling. - But you bet five points. - I get five-- - No, it was not a bet. It was whoever wins got five points. - It wasn't a bet. - I heard a bet, too. - Do you want to wager five points? - Yeah. - No, it's five points for the scoreboard. - Yes, there doesn't need to be a deduction of points. - Yeah, it's plus five. - Your wife's the scorekeeper, I call foul. - Five for Stephen. - Five for Stephen. - Let's just wait and see what happens. - After this. We got one more race. - I don't think it's gonna go any differently, but you never know. (crowd cheering) - You say how is Stephen winning? - I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. - Wait, is Stephen winning? - I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Oh! I, oh, oh gosh. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. This is almost like making me nauseous. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Yeah, this is the best. This is the best. There's a lot going on here. Oh, horrific. Bye, Myke. See, I didn't hate you that much. No, I hate it. I thought you had something bad happen. I just hit a giant ball. There you go, something bad happened. Die, Isabelle, die. Oh, I drove off the side. What did Rainbow Road? You drove off the side? No. [MUSIC] >> I think Myke drove off the side. >> What gave that away? >> They should rename this level, Drive Off the Side Road. >> Jason, you're first. (laughing) - Yeah, but I intended-- - You don't like it. - I intended satirically. - He's ironically winning. No! - Oh, so tough. (laughing) - I finished second! Second in Rainbow Road, I love this level! (laughing) - All right, Dina, I will take my five points, please. - Last five points to Stephen. (sighs) - There's 10 points between us. - Yeah. - Wow. - That was a-- - I would like to point out, I have-- - Kathy won. - So now we're gonna play the hippo game that we rolled earlier. - Yes. - And then we will roll the wheel and see what happens. - I've always wanted to say this. - To the hippos. - Let's go to the hippos. - To the hippos. - I'm gonna turn off the Nintendo. OK. Will you put it back on the laptop? I don't know how to do that. OK. And Belinda and Julie are going to count balls. Excellent. Oh, good. We have ball counters this time. Great. Hello. That was really hard. Hello. Yeah, for real. Can someone remind us of the rules? All right, rules of hippos. You will control the hippos as much as hippos can be controlled. - The dean is gonna dictate the time this time. - Okay, great, we have a timekeeper. This is like a refined version of human hippos. Each of you will control a hippo who's a human. You can push them around, they can use the basket. They can only use the basket to trap as many balls and drag them back behind their starting line. Do not pause in the center to collect extra balls. Do not interfere with the other team. Always moving. We may direct you to drop the balls and return to the starting line as a penalty. if we don't like how you're playing. One minute or all the balls collected, teams with most balls wins 15 points on the line. - Can I just say one minute was a really long time last time? - Let's say 45 seconds. - 45 seconds. - She's gonna hit the bugger. - No, 45 minutes. Cool, just checking. All right. - Is this working? - Yes, it is. Ready? - There we go. - Count us down, Adina. - On your marks. Get set. Hippos. Oh, the basket's broken. - Further, further, further, further, further. - No, both of you. (laughing) - Here we go, yes. - No, no, no. No, no, no. - Come on, time out. - Why was that so tiring? - I landed right on my mic pack. (laughing) - Wait, did you fall? - Yeah, at the very end. - Can we get a replay of that please? - Oh man. - I wanna see that. - I'm gonna have a rectangular bruise. - We got 65. - Okay, we're not even close. I'm gonna call it 36. (laughing) - What, how? - How did that happen? - I am the human hippo champion. - Okay, so how many points is that for me? - 15. - You never lifted it up to get 'em back. So everyone look at the scoreboard, please, as Adina updates it. I'm taking the lead away from Myke. -Wait, I'm going to watch Stephen fall over first. -OK. -That's worth it. That's worth the points. Totally worth it. I've got to say, though, Ricky, they fell over. How on earth did we lose? -Thank you. -Do you think that there was a secret stash of balls over there? -Probably. Probably. -Their first scoop, though, was solid. -Spin the wheel? -All right. The fall came at the very end, by the way. So it always does. So well, yeah, right. Pride first, then. The fool comes before the pride. All right, here we go. Spin that wheel. I don't want to go over a dollar. 15. 15. 30 second challenge. We haven't done one of those yet. No. So some stuff has to be set up, maybe. Jason, do you want to spin the wheel again? They're coming. They're coming. Are we good? Yeah, let's do it. 30 second challenge. So these are short form games. Yes, obviously. With rules. With rules. All short form games have rules. All right. First rule-- wait, the fishbowl toss. No, no, no. We're going to do cup stacking. Well, fine then. That is not-- Cup stacking. first one that is the fifth one all right five point five I don't think that what do we do cup stacking five points you each get there are any so cups I win make the tallest Congrats thank you make the tallest cup stack possible in 30 seconds we will decide which one is taller winner gets five points yep cuffs back is that like the writing up for bartenders that a sub stack joke yes my word now right it's just one hand two hand this is two hands two hands We're just gonna make the tallest wins 30 seconds can ask a quick clarifying question yes Is there anything that will happen if one of us pushes the other tower over at the pub person you're qualified Yeah, I'm just checking. He'll do it. Otherwise a penalty will occur and I know you'll do it right I don't selling me you do so it's just height we're going for pure height highest tall highest tower wins 30 seconds and Go We've got an interesting okay, see some strategy here Stephen's showing some three-dimensional thinking Myke being a little more traditional. Yep. Yeah, sort of a Roman solo cup stack all men think about I'm actually pretty happy. I got to make that joke today Three One it's over Myke five points - No, that's pretty close. - This doesn't count. - There's no rules about how it works. - I think also bikes is still higher. Five points to Myke. - Congratulations. - Thank you. - See if you had gone like that though. - No, I would have won. - Just saying. - You gotta think outside the cup. - You gotta think outside the outside the box. - You ready? - Spin. - All right, Jason's gonna spin again. - Spin again. - Spin again, Jason. You did great last time. - Let's do it again. - It's like a magician. - I hear a lot of cups going on over there. - See what we get. - Are you gonna sing the Pitch Perfect song? ♪ Got a ticket for the long way round ♪ - The lights are freaking out on that thing. Oh, 12! - A 12! - Authentication! - Authentication! - All right, let's go. - All right, do we have-- - Right here? - What one was that one again? - Do we even know? - Yes. - There's so many phones on the stand right now. (laughing) - And none of them are-- - We had the Mario and Luigi hats here the whole time and nobody put them on. - Yeah, no, like 45 minutes of playing Mario Kart. - You weren't playing together, like for most of it. - Fair, fair, very fair. - Yeah, it's true. - Seriously, when I fell and landed on this mic and ear pack, like-- - Are you okay? - It hurts. I'll be fine. All right, if I have a vacation-- - There you are, I'm in the hospital in case you need it. - If someone can maybe get the donor thing back up on the screen, Myke didn't know how to do it. - Oh, yeah. - Yes. - Yeah, we need to-- - Does anybody know how to do it? - Hold on. - On the A10. - You hit the input, and then I think auto. - We've got a hippo coming to help. - Oh, well, finally hippos are helping. - Hippos don't have hands, they can't hit buttons. - They do have hands, kind of. - There we go. - There we go. - I kept pressing the switch one, which is the exact wrong one to press. - Lydia and Alpha Chen, $100. - Thank you, Connor and Myke M., also $100. That's $457,000. - Come on, bud. My, my. OK. Coin toss to decide who goes first and first pick a partner. All right. Dice. So this is the game where you will give a one word clue and we'll alternate. Me again. I've won every coin toss today. Who do you want your partner to be? You were my partner last time, so I'll take Kathy. All right. Switch. And you guys will go first. - Wait, what is this game? - This is-- - Oh, sorry, remember Mars. - This is, yes, from our last one, this is the one word, alternating one word clues to guess the word on the card. - Okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, so you both see the card. - Yeah. - You'll say something, and then he'll say something. - Exactly, five points if you guess it the first, four for second, three for third, we'll go back and forth. - But that's per round, so it's five, five, four, four, three. - No, no. - No, that's how it's explained to us. - Five, four. - They have the rules. Don't argue. - Yeah, can we take a point away? - You will start. - Yeah, hold on. - You can ask Jill, 'cause that's what Jill told me. - Yeah, well. - I know how authentication is played. - This judge is mad. Thank you to Brian Allen Knight for $250. - Thank you, Brian Allen Knight. It could be three people. - It could be. If someone's name is Knight, cool name. - Yeah. - Yeah, I like Knight Rider. All right. Makes it cool. It was a Trans Am. You ready? It talks. How old are you? (laughing) I'm wearing a Metro Works Code Warrior shirt when I'm receiving, so there. I don't wanna hear that story again. I wish it were my shirt. No, I'm not gonna tell it again. Anonymous, $1,200. Thank you. Thank you, Anonymous. That could be like thousands of people. That's 459. Anonymous is very kind. Yes. $459,000. All right, are you ready? All right. Yes. Podcast. Relay. - Single. - Episode? - Yeah! (laughing) Four points! - All right. Four points for our team. - Yeah, just shove it back there. - All right. Hope somebody's keeping score, keeping track of that. All right. - Okay. - Gilligan's? - Island? - Ah! - Geez. - All right, that was five points. - So I gotta nail this one. - Yeah. No pressure. - Wait, that was the hint? - No. - PC. - Smash. - Tool. - Power. - That was a pretty good guess there, right? Power PC, power tool? (upbeat music) - Wow, but the noise is-- - The music got intense. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Thank you, Ben, for your donation. - Nail? - P, so we have PC, tool, and nail. Hammer? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Sledgehammer. - I don't know what happens there. - Nothing. - Yeah, I don't know. - He took it, I cheated. - No, no. - Oh, it goes to me. - Sledgehammer. - All right, yes. - Yeah, I got it. (bell dings) (laughing) - Yeah, it's two points for me. (laughing) - Oh, and you have the lead again. (laughing) - Wait, power sledgehammer? What was that? - No, no, it was tool. I was, PC, smash. - Yeah, but wasn't, you said power? - Oh, PC. - I said PC. - I thought it was power PC. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Mine. (upbeat music) - That's not a very useful hint. - Seagull? - Yes! (laughing) (bell dinging) Finding Nemo! - Finding Nemo! - Unbelievable. (laughing) - We're a vile team, man. - Oh. - We're in a team meeting. - They can't be a team meeting. - We talk every Monday. - I know, collusion. (sighing) Egypt. Pyramid. Yes. Ooh. Pass Pro would have been another good hint. (laughing) I was gonna be the next hint. That's two words. That's two words. Ah. All right, five points for Stephen. Plus pro. (laughing) Partner? (humming) - Cowboy? (laughing) - Oh, that's good. - That is good. - Game? - Teammate? - Yeah! - Four points for Stephen. (bell ringing) - All right. - Thank you to Jochen for $120, Ned for 250, Reed and Sarah Sorensen for 150. - Awesome. - Thank you. - We need it for 160. - It's going like, can you get us to 460,000? - Who are you talking to? - We're three of us out there. - Them, whoever. - You can donate $300. - Hey. - Yes. - You, $300, let's go. - All right. Ready? - Yeah. - Here. - Now. Tennessee. - Memphis. - Yeah! (laughing) - Four points for Myke. (bell ringing) - Hey! - Brandon! - Jeremy Bird! - Brandon! - Rustic Brandon himself. - Jeremy Bird! - Thank you. - Jeremy Bird, 700. - And Brandon too. - Brando, Jeremy, good job. - Amazing. Thank you. - How many rounds of this are we doing? - I don't know. - I don't know? - I don't know. - I'm told as long as we won, so. - Eight hours. - Acorn? - Oak? - Chains? - App? Acorn would fit with that. Insane, what a bad guess. - No, no, it wasn't, but it was not correct. - We're on the same team. - Tree. - No. - Acorn, wait, Acorn. - James. - James. - And tree. - And tree, Acorn, tree. - Not Apple. - Why are you helping him? - Acorn, tree, James. - I don't know. - Because we're best friends. - I don't understand where Kathy was going for her. - Okay, all right, time's up. - Oh, no. - All right, pass. - Animal. - Squirrel. - Yes. - Two points. - James takes-- - Yeah, yeah, no, I see, I see. - He takes pictures of squirrels, yeah, that's true. - Your mic cap is like missing. - No, it's not, it's new. - 'Cause I kept rustling. - Oh, you were rustling? - Yeah, I was a big rustling boy. - So this is new one, so it doesn't touch me anymore. - He's ahead by one point. - Idea. - Thought. - Edison. - Light bulb? - Yeah. - Four. - That was a light bulb moment. - Yeah, that was a very good one, yeah. Thank you, Adam. $200. Thank you, Adam. [MUSIC PLAYING] This will be the last round. This is card 10. It's a good sound. Yeah. Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Buttery. Smooth. Movie. Popcorn. - Yeah! - Four points for Stephen. - All right. (triumphant music) - Oh! - Was that one point been in it now still? - Oh, look at that. - I'm gonna spin the wheel. - Spin the wheel. - Yeah, spin it. - And then we're gonna go bowling. - Yeah. - Bowling, but not like you've seen it before. - Yeah. (wheel spinning) - That was a great spin, Myke. - I did maybe a bit too much of a spin, to be honest. Here we go. PC smash. Yes! - Yeah! - Here we go, it's my turn. - Ooh, the jacket's coming off. - Just remember other people have to hit it after you. - Yep, no problem. I mean, maybe. I don't even know where to aim anymore. - At the PC. - Excellent. Use your PC tool, smash. - I missed it. (laughing) - Get another swing there. - Let's see that again. - All right, one more time. There we go. - Yeah, that was better. - Goodbye, fluffy drive. - All right, let's take a look. Let's just take a closer look. - Let's take a look at the slide. - It's an important moment there. - I took a big scratch out of the side. - Yeah, you just whiffed it. (laughing) - There is a very, very big scratch in the side of the case now though, so. - Amazing. - Oh boy. - All right, hey Myke. - Hey Jason. - Let's check in on how our American balloons are doing. - Balloon room USA, you say? - I say. - Let's go in there, Jason. - All right. - Have you ever been inside a balloon room before? - I don't think I've ever been in one. - Be careful, there's a string down there. - Yeah, I see that. Oh, watch out, you're on the string, Jason. Jason, there you go, you're good. - You're good, that's where you're gonna fall. - You gotta be careful. You gotta like stand very carefully. - It's also like good to-- - So how many donations make a balloon? - I do not remember. - Okay. - About $100. - It's an art, not a science we're being told. - So we're standing inside of tens of thousands of dollars of balloons right now. - Yeah. - Oh. - Yeah, imagine if this was like money flying around. - I mean, it kind of is. - But it is, really. - And by the end of the night, my hope and expectation is this thing will be right at the top. - It'd be very dangerous. - We're standing here at the end. - Oh, you going down? - Always. - You diving in? All right, bye everybody. - Ooh. - Ooh, ooh. It's good, right? Stephen doesn't like it. - Oh, no, this is great. - Yeah. - I'm just gonna lay down. - Oh, yeah. Hey, buddy. - Can you make a balloon angel? (laughing) - Stjude.org/relay. Thank you for your donations. Your donations get turned into balloons, but most importantly, they get turned into life-saving research for the kids at St. Jude. Stjude.org/relay. - Balloons, balloons! - My friend Jonathan Brooks, $500, another $100 from Joe Steel for the epic Myke whiff. Oh, that's gonna be on the line for a really, really long time. Jason, you good? - I'm great. - Okay, I was just checking, I didn't hear from you for a while. Jason's succumbed to the balloons. - Balloons. - See, it's pretty great in here, right? - Yeah, it's pretty great. - Now the real trick is trying to get out. - Nope, I'm never leaving. (upbeat music) - So we are ready to play LCD bowling. I don't know if you knew this, but you can buy cheap e-waste LCDs extremely inexpensively online, and we're gonna play bowling, and it is a point per LCD, I believe? - I believe, no, it's two points according to the official rules. - Two points per LCD. Each player gets two rolls. - Okay. - Alternating throws. - Okay, you wanna go? - You got a coin toss. - Coin toss. - Coin toss. - You got your phone? - Yeah. - You okay? - Donate. - Oh! - Hold it, hold it, hold it. - We have raised enough money, it was a milestone earlier in the stream that I don't think we communicated, that once we reached a certain amount of money, we'll say it's $460,000. And by the way, thank you to Myke and Rachel for a $1,000 donation. - Oh, thank you. - We have now reached the point where Jason Snell will be conducting all coin flips. Now this is very important. I actually, if it's okay, can we get, yeah, that's what we need, we need this. So we have made reference in the rickies for a long time about the fact that Jason is not allowed to flip a coin. And the reason for this is because before a live show one year, we knew we needed a bunch of coin flips and we were gonna ask if Jason could do the coin flips. So we were rehearsing, like getting ready for the day, and we asked just a happenstance to ask Jason to flip the coin. Jason was then no longer allowed to flip any coins ever, and it's been written into rules that he cannot do it as part of the rickies. So Jason, would you like to show people your coin flip ability? - All right, everybody stand back. - We're gonna use this wonderful coin with Myke and Stephen's face on it, so you don't even need to call it. - Yeah, it's whoever you want. - I don't wanna call your-- - No, I don't wanna call it. - Okay. It's like the NFL where I have to explain like, gentlemen, this side is Stephen and this side is Myke. All right. - That is not a way to play football. - Why did you decide to do it in football? - And I won again. - Okay. - Yeah. - Can you also just, how would you do it if you were gonna call it? Can you just show us how that would look like? - Oh my gosh. (laughing) - Don't hit the light. - Just do that. - Oh, I can't even hold on to it. Can you give us one more, just one more please, just for the, could we get a replay of any of these? (laughing) - All right, thank you very much, Jason. - But in football, they just let it fall on the ground, which I think is sensible. - Yeah, of course you would. - Of course you would. - You don't have to catch it. - Yeah, you would think that. - All right, so I'm up first. All right. - We can't-- - Just keep this in my back pocket. - You should. - We can't, I think we can't step onto the mat. - Yeah, you gotta stay off the mat. - Stay off the mat. - All right. So we'll do this. Oh, that was a late bloomer that one. So that's eight points right there. Oh, so close. That's 10 points. I thought I was gonna get a strike. I did too, you almost did. Thank you judges. Judges and pin setting machines. Yeah. All in one. (imitates car horn) - We're just a few dollars away from $463,000. - Thank you to Florian for $250, Nick for 100, and Anonymous for 100 as well. - All right, do you wanna go first this time? - Yeah. - Oh, Jason, you gotta get out of the way. - No, I think you need to go first. - Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, Stephen needs to go first. - All right. - Just don't hit Jason. - Okay, no. You good? (laughing) - Oh! - You're pressing mustard on that one, huh? - Well. - Okay, okay. So that's another 10 points. - He threw it! - Whoa! - Yeah, I threw it. - It's bowling, not baseball. - Hey, look. It's not my fault I was short the latest, you know? (laughing) - Okay, so now-- - Pick up the spare, if you can. - Yeah. - Yeah. It's gonna be tough. You got one turn sideways there. - I know. (dramatic music) (ball thuds) - That's rough. You have to extract your, oh my gosh. That's a four pound medicine ball, man. - Jason! - You were always safe at all times. - A coal file. (laughing) (ball thuds) - I think we've tied. - What? - Yeah, 'cause I hit more. (laughing) - Between the first round and second round. - I had more than four. - You had more than four? - He had more than four. - Yeah. - Sorry, man. - So, I'm going to take my 22 to stay down here. - Okay, congratulations. I'm gonna go spin the wheel. - Oh no, it's my turn, my turn. - Oh, okay. - Kathy's gonna spin the wheel, all right. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Excuse me, are you doing fine? Fine? - Just my face on everything, yeah. - Mine? Mine? - Mine? (laughing) (wheel spinning) - Oh, we're stepping through the lights. - The lights are having a hard time. - Three, name that drawing! We haven't done this yet. - Oh! - Oh, right. - How do we, where? - So over here. - On the other side of Casey. - We're standing for this, right? - Yeah. - In the end? Okay. Casey will be explained later on, by the way, in case you're wondering what Casey said. - No explanation of Casey ever is needed. - Who doesn't need him, you know? All right, so can the rules be explained for name that drawing? - As soon as we find the magic sheet. - Yes. - Oops. - Name that drawing. - There we go. - Coin toss to see which co-founder goes first. The winner chooses their partner. We don't have to listen to the rules. We're playing tic-tac-toe for five points. (laughing) - Oh man. Five points for me. - Yeah. (laughing) - You did some old dad trick. - Five points. - Yes. - You did a dad trick. - Myke, how did you? - Made me aggrieved. - How did you lose? - All right, name that drawing. - 'Cause he did a weird trick. - Myke goes first. Myke, who do you want your partner to be for name that drawing? Me or? - Kathy. - Kathy, okay. - Did you flip a coin? - He just, he throws coins. - It's not flipping. - They flipped and they land on the ground. Okay, this is a game where you will receive a prompt. You have to sketch it. You can, you cannot use letter symbols, verbal or physical hints. You have 15 seconds to devise your plan. One minute to sketch and have your partner guess. - Okay. - You can just shout out guesses. If you correctly guess before the one minute timer expires, I hope somebody's timing this. Two points and then the next team goes. So we just alternate. - Okay. - Found it. - Myke gets to go first. - All right, would you like to draw or guess, sir? - Should I guess or draw? - I don't know. - I'm gonna guess first. - All right. - I'm gonna guess. I found the ear bracelet, so I was gonna guess. Oh, you're not happy with the... - No. - Okay then, that's good. This is good for me. - Is it good for you? - So you have 15 seconds, so I can focus on guessing. - Your time's two. Just go, just go. - Yeah, okay. - You can start guessing whenever you want. You have unlimited guesses, Myke. - Poop mail. (laughs) - Okay. (upbeat music) - Junk mail? - Yes. - All right. - All right. - Good job. - Good job. - Two points for. - Two points? - Two points. - Okay. - I've got the eraser too, if it helps. - This, I don't know how well the eraser works on this. - Okay. - You got it? - You're gonna draw? - Yeah. - Okay. - I just saw the prompt, so I should probably draw. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's true. - You ready? - Keep it honest around here. - Pit, hole, table. - Well, we have a very different style. - Trampoline. - That's it. - Wow. - Wow. - Okay, pit hole. (triumphant music) - It's the classic game, pit, hole, trampoline. - Pit, hole, trampoline. I'm gonna draw, okay? - Yes, that's why I gave you the pen. - Yeah. - We were tied at 146. - You have one, you have one. - Okay. Oh yeah, left. Trash net, volleyball, basketball, that's not a basketball. Whoa, wheels, jumping, what the? Okay, smiling, sun, sad, cart, shopping cart, baby. Put the baby in the bassinet, crib. - Crib? (triumphant music) - Crib. - I have a lot of questions about that. - I said he goes in the crib, you know what I mean? - No, no, I appreciate it. It was a good-- - I tried my best and it worked. It, hey, it worked, right? - Look, yeah, it worked. That's all that matters. - Okay. Jason gets to guess. (laughs) - You already got it. (laughs) - I got a little bit of white bull clearing face up. - In the air. - Right there, yeah. - I'm ready to go. - All right. Oh, the board's still wet. - Yeah. Spider, Spider-Man. Lobster. - Lobster. - Nice. - That's a good one. (triumphant music) Oval with claws. Hey, that's what lobsters are. That's it. - You know what I mean? If you think about it, really boil it down. - I mean, they do have tails, but that's fine. - It just didn't get to the tail. The tail was next. - Yeah, that was gonna happen. - Everyone makes that noise. - All right, are you, - You have to guess. - Can you see okay? Ready? - Go. Lens. [MUSIC] Lenses. [MUSIC] Planets. Solar system. No gestures, Kathy. I know, I know. The sun. Sun rays, sunlight, sunbeam. Sun and stars. You know it's a moon. Eclipse. Phases of the moon. Full moon. Yes. [LAUGHTER] Wow. Nothing makes you feel stupid other than like, having to guess fictionary in front of people. Oh boy. You mean, Untitled Drawing Game. No, this is good. -This is good. -I think we're doing well. We're doing good. It is funny, you probably can't hear it on stream, but sometimes the control center starts laughing at us, and we can hear it. Yeah. It's good. All right. All right, ready, Stephen? I'm ready. I'm getting my guessing pose. Are we at 148, 146? Yeah. I'm coming to you in a second. Oh, OK. That's a little behind. That's an update. OK, ready? I'm ready. Glue, mustard, ketchup, glue. Oh, the first word! To be fair, we're really good at this. We're really good at this. It turns out, we're really good at this. So we'll do one more. So you have to draw for Kathy, and I'll draw for Jason. Is that equal? Yeah. - 'Cause you started. - Cool. - Then, yes. - Yep. - All right, ready? - Yep, person, jumper, thinking, juggler, juggle? - There you go. - Okay. - Pretty good. All right, it's been a perfect streak, so. - No pressure. - No pressure. There's some hippo balls over here. I think you should feel the pressure. - A little bit of pressure. All right, Jason. - Okay. - You assume the guessing position. - Okay. Horizon. Wave. Ocean. Wind. Roller coaster. - Roller coaster. (bell dings) - Good luck, everyone. - Perfect game, score. - Well done. - Good job. - Good job, everybody. - Yeah, good job. The control room has nothing to say about this. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Do we have time for one more wheel spin for our next segment? - Yeah. - All right, let's do it. - I'll just spin the wheel in a minute. - Now you can spin the wheel. - Spin the wheel. Still can't believe I hit miss that computer. - I know. - That's one of the worst things - That's the best that's ever happened to me. The power plug was loose, I fixed it. - Fair enough. All right, everybody ready? - Let's do it. - That was real dad energy, right? (whirring) - Are you turning it on and off again? - And get a Chris, an Anonymous, and SirRipaCheap for the donations. And we're gonna end up on 13. Stephen, five points plus a compliment. - Oh! (laughs) - My compliment for you is you're really good at earning points. - Thank you, Michael. - Anytime. - Since that one was so fast, I'm gonna do one more. - Okay. That was five points to Stephen. - Boom. - Puts me in the lead. - It did. By five points, we were tied. - PC? - Yeah, do it! - Smash it! - All right. (upbeat music) This has been sitting in my office for months. I've been dreaming about it. (glass shattering) - Oh, nice. - Whoa, all right. - It took a hole out of the front. You hit it though, which is really good. - That is good. - Who knew that that was such a low bar to be in yet? - It turns out. - I'm gonna re-center it so it's not so close to the wall. Myke, why don't you tell people where they can go donate? Please go to stjude.org/relay. Go there right now and you can make a donation. You can sign up to fundraise. Every dollar helps. - Thank you so much for your 100. - And we'd really appreciate it if you would donate. (upbeat music) All right, stjude.org/relay. Please go there and you can donate money right now to support the cause. Should we do some Jenga? Yeah. Yeah, Jenga. You and Kathy do some Jenga. Kathy can be my stand in. Fall into Kathy's tribute. You go first. Please. Oh man, it's like she knows what she's doing. I definitely don't. The nails. I'm bad at picking, but good at doing it. - When you move that one, Kathy, does that not count? Do you not have to take it if you move it? Yes, that one. Wasn't so bad. Wasn't so bad. - Not so bad. - Should I take that one? - Sure. (laughing) Yes, I think that sounds like a great idea, Myke. You should definitely take that one. There's a lot of tension in this room right now. Jeez. - I'm really afraid I'm gonna squeal and I apologize to the sound people when it falls. - At least you'll know 'cause it will be you to turn it. (upbeat music) (laughing) - Got all the easy ones. - Yeah, the soundtrack's very good. All right, let's go. I don't think I like that one. - It's like she's diffusing a bomb. - Yeah. - This is very Mission Impossible. - Music definitely helps that. - All we heard from the controller was, "I think we can." (laughing) Awesome. Good job on the Jenga. - Thank you. - Thank you. Yeah, all done. Yeah, we're gonna play a quick video. We're gonna play a quick video and then we'll be joined by Jason and Kathy at the desk to talk about their time at St. Jude this week. So we'll be right back. - I've seen sides of life that are good and I've seen the side of life that's not so good. So what I went through as a kid, it's just bittersweet. sweet. I had a pineal blastoma and it was a mass in my brain the size of a golf ball. My treatment, it was 40 weeks of chemo and 6 weeks of radiation at St. Jude. I was 22 and I don't really remember any of it, but since then, I've always had left side weakness from my brain tumor, which is evident, but I push through and just face life as it comes. And I'm just thankful that I'm here. St. Jude is unlike any hospital I've ever known known or seen ever. If I hadn't had the treatment I had at St. Jude, I wouldn't be here today. They saved my life. High school graduation is a big milestone in my life. I'm going on to study business as a major. I'm for sure looking forward to that. [music] I've seen the whole spectrum of life. It's brought my eyes open to the fact that life isn't always good, But pushing through and staying positive is the best way to come out on top for sure Good evening in the news tonight local podcast network raises money for charity on something called the internet What tell me more about this Jason? I don't believe it exists. I don't I can't touch it Then it must not exist. It must not We have spent by the way we have Myke and Stephen's phones here Yeah, so if you'd like to like match it to pair it to yours and just walk away with a pocket no one will know Also got a got a nice laptop. I don't have a fancy overall so we Stephen and Myke are old hands at this. Yeah, they've been doing this. This is number five. Yeah five years and obviously Stephen and Grew up in Memphis He's a st. Jude family Myke has been coming here for like 10 years. - Yeah. - We had never been on the St. Jude campus until yesterday. - Yeah. - So we're the novices here. - It was pretty incredible. You know, you hear the stories that Myke and Stephen have talked about over the last couple of years, but actually being here and getting to speak to the tour guides and seeing all of the little pieces that they don't talk about has just been so meaningful. And I'm so grateful that I'm here and was able to do that tour yesterday. - I'm also struck by how there's this intense sense of community here that extends to the fact that a lot of the people we've met who work at St. Jude were St. Jude patients. - Or connected in some way, yeah. - Or family members. Or have, you know, there is a real connection there that a lot of the people here are not just here because they believe in the mission, but that they are part of the mission of St. Jude. - Yeah, and every little thing that's connected is so deeply connected from checking out at the gift shop to the cafe, to the restaurant, to the people checking in at the booth. It all feels like they're there for this bigger purpose. Even if it seems like, oh, I'm just going to work and I'm gonna check people at the gate to make sure that it's all okay. Like it's all, it all feels so much deeper than just a job. - And the campus itself is very impressive. And one of the things that I think I didn't really get a picture of imagining it versus being here is the idea that there is the hospital building and there are patients being treated there. And I believe in one other place, there's an ICU, there are beds, there are kids who are in the hospital. I think the capacity is 80 something. I think 80 total, but 70 are in the ICU, I think. - Yeah, so there's people being treated in the hospital, but it goes so much more beyond that. There's outpatient treatment where people are coming in. We saw, we were standing across from the valet parking line. People are coming in and they get their treatment with their families and then they can go. There is, they're building more, I think, housing on campus but then there are all these other buildings around the campus and we went into one of them, the Inspiration4 building, and that is a research building. And that's one of the things that I don't think people necessarily know about St. Jude is it's not just a hospital where they're treating sick kids, it is that, but it's also a research center where people who draw very complicated math equations on the wall are performing actual scientific research in concert with St. Jude to find cures and to advance human knowledge in medicine. And that is a huge part of what goes on here too. - It's so mind blowing to me to think of somebody writing something on a window or a wall that then gets translated into whatever that then helps somebody that's currently in the hospital. Like that link, that connection, It's so small that it just then spirals out and helps globally. Like just absolutely just mind blowing. - And the idea of the direct application that when you work in medical research, I'm sure you think about the impact it has on the world, but you may be at a remove if you're at a university or in a government research facility. And I get the impression from the people here that when you're at St. Jude, you know exactly what you're working on and that your research can be directed perhaps in a more direct way because of the very specific mission that St. Jude has. - Yeah, it's magic almost. - Plus they send people to outer space here. - Which I think you might be somewhat interested in. I don't know, do you like space? - It's okay. - Yeah? - Okay, and people being in space is pretty fun, right? - That's pretty cool. - And it's a way to get people's attention to the causes here, so. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, it seems so silly to just be like, it's amazing, it's incredible, it's mind blowing. And trying to put this experience into words is just absolutely, it's so difficult. - Yes. - Because it's so incredibly overwhelming how much we learned, how much we heard, and just small pieces of it, you know, looking at Hollywood Walk of Fame and the gardens and learning about Cheeto Pizza and all of these little pieces that build together into just the incredible place. >> People are not gonna understand anything you said right there about Cheeto Pizza and the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but obviously, Danny Thomas is the founder of St. Jude, is a huge influence. There's a-- I don't think they jackhammered the actual star out. I think it's still in Hollywood. There's a duplicate of that here. His Emmy Awards are here. He poured his whole heart and soul into here. And in fact, he and his wife are buried here. And then of course, his daughter, Marlo Thomas, carries on the tradition. And so that whole family is at the emotional core of this. And it is remarkable to look at the pictures of the groundbreaking and the hospital and the statue and all of that, the Statue of Saint Jude. And that's what it was then in 1962. It was in the '60s. '62, I got it. - '62, oh yeah, you did it. - I got it. And how much it has changed and grown over the years into this huge complex. - And with all of the construction, it's still growing. It's constantly growing and expanding to allow for more information, more everything to help people all over the world. - So by the way, we were at 465,000. Now Mark Hazer, $250. Jackie at One Dog Night, $100. Doug, 250. Howie and Louie's Aunt Lizzie, thanks Aunt Lizzie, 250. The Skulls, 100. Hudson Family, 100. Thank you so much, 465. - Every moment. - Thousand and ticking going up there. - Yeah, Relay, so I first heard about St. Jude through Stephen, obviously, through Stephen and his family. And that changes your perspective, right? In finding out about this organization from somebody who is in the family and who is having a child who is treated here. And I can't tell you how impressed I am that our whole community has rallied behind this, because I think it all starts with Stephen and then Stephen and Myke as co-founders saying this is the thing that we're going to do. And then the momentum that has built up over the years about it's a monthly, it's Childhood Cancer Awareness Month, so we're going to raise money. Then it's what if we did a podcast but a telethon? And then going through the pandemic and having Myke have to have his balloon room in his studio in London, 'cause he couldn't be here, but still doing it with the skeleton crew and how that has continued to evolve to the point now where now there are four people doing this in front of the camera, and I should say, an enormous number of people doing it behind the scenes that you only hear a little bit, or occasionally one of them wears a hippo costume, but there are just so many people involved, and that goes to everybody out there who's watching too. The fact that we have got so many people supporting us throughout the tech blogosphere, if you'll permit me to use that word, the Apple community, you know, links from all sorts of people who, they don't have any vested interest in doing it. They're doing it because they want to support Relay. They want to support Myke and Stephen and this cause and have people come here and see what we're doing and donate to St. Jude and that's what it's all about. So that's another amazing part of this is it's not just the growth of what Relay has done with St. Jude, but it's the fact that it has reached so many other people who are doing their own stuff. And yet they have also rallied. And like, there are no questions asked. I have to say that also. It does not happen that you have the, you know, hey, we're doing a podcast. It'd be really nice if you could do a link to our charity that we're doing. That doesn't happen. Instead, it just comes up on websites and podcasts and blogs that people are linking to and talking about this whole event. And it's a beautiful thing. And it just having flowered from what Stephen and Myke started. And that sense of community is expanded into the Relay community for St. Jude and being able to pull everybody together. The excitement before September comes is palatable. You can feel it in our Discord and messages and the communications that people are talking about. Like, "Oh, it's September. That means we're going to, you know, let's raise money. It's for the kids and it's one month out of the year and yet it's pretty present in people's minds throughout the year and there's donations that are happening throughout the year. People will set up the automatic, just take my money every month and do with it what you can. - You know, you and I were talking about this last night in a very different context when we were having dinner. I know that a lot of people talk about, and they're not wrong, a lot of people talk about the internet being a force that corrodes our society, that makes everything bad or worse and magnifies the most negative tendencies in human beings. And I think that they missed the point of the internet being a force that connects people. And it can connect people for bad, sure it can, but we neglect the idea that it connects people for good at our own peril. I think that we need to pay attention to the fact that the internet is also a powerful force to make people connect with other people who love the things they love, who have the same priorities, who want to help forming communities, forming communities of people who maybe have never even met but are now part of something special and the RelayFM community. - Switch on. - And whether, switch on, thank you. And whether they're somebody who is volunteering or whether they're somebody who's donating from people like Matt and Kate, people like James who wrote the screensaver app. - Oh goodness. - But just these people who, what do they have in common? They're sort of interested in some of the content of the network, but really it's just a love of the network and the people on the network and wanting to be a part of the larger community. And that is the power of the internet. So this is all happening, $466,000 raised because a community of people found on the internet wanted to help. - And I mean, just now we got two anonymouses. Is anonymous I? - You do not, yes. Connecting people even if they want to be anonymous, because on the internet, no one knows if you're a dog and nobody needs to know who you are when you donate and we thank you. $750 from two anonymous donors. - All right, so we are gonna do an interview coming up soon, but we've got a video for you first. Thanks for listening to us. - Thank you. - Keep watching, we're here forever. - Always. - Ever. - Colton's personality is very loving, very supportive. He's one of the most caring children I've ever met. - When he started the chemo, it just made him super, super sick. But even him feeling bad, he's seen some of the babies. He felt worse for them. He tells me one day, he says, I wish I could take all the cancer from all the babies so they wouldn't have to feel this. - When I grow up, I wanna be a nurse for St. Jude's or just a doctor. Could they help me? I want to return the favor and help other kids. - I work for the fire department, and I'm an EMT as well. When people call us, we're there to fix a problem. And when there's a problem that I can't fix, I don't know what to do. There's nothing in the world that can prepare your mind for hearing your child has cancer. I had pain in my side and then it got worse and worse. Then we went to the hospital. My mom was trying not to make me be worried. So she said, "Oh, you still have a scratch on your stomach. "It's gonna be okay." And then we got to St. Jude's. She just told me it's a tumor and then I was kind of scared, but not really. - It had spread to his lungs and there was multiple decent sized tumors and then a lot of very small tumors. (gentle music) - St. Jude's is the place to be from what I understand. So I feel like we came to like the epicenter of where they're doing all the groundbreaking research. So within two weeks, they took and removed his kidney along with the tumor. - They took it and researched on it so they could help like find cures to help kids that have that. (gentle music) Some days you feel really down, some days you feel really good. He's handled everything like a champ. No matter how bad he's felt, never complaints. He was more worried about us than himself, you know. That's just who he is. Being here, it restores my faith in humanity. We came here with the fear that our son may not leave with us. But to hear that he had a clear scan was the best news we could possibly get. There's no tumor in sight. Probably one of the happiest days of my life. My doctor said, "You have pneumonia cancer." And we were like, "Oh my gosh!" I can go back to having fun. I can be a kid again. [MUSIC] >> Before we came here, we were looking at 13 months. But after we came here, we got almost five years with Ariana. Ariana wasn't supposed to make it to B4, but she made it to two weeks shy of eight. We got those five years to make amazing memories. And the way I look at it now is, when it's all said and done for me, I want to be able to look back and say that I did everything I could to ensure no other family feels what my family has felt. I don't know if we'll ever get to a place where we'll cure childhood cancer completely, but I think if it does ever happen, it'll happen here at St. Jude. [Music] Childhood cancer is, it's a long road. It's hard. [Spanish] I didn't know babies could have cancer. Basically, your worst nightmare come to life. We thought we were losing our daughter. And then when we came to St. Jude, everything changed. - I know St. Jude is the reason that I'll have my son now and into the future. The goal is that these children live and that they can thrive for the rest of their lives. And I'm just thankful for that. - 11 years, I've been in remission and St. Jude was my hero, you know? So I was like, I wanna be someone else's hero. It's possible that a problem as horrible as infant cancer brings us all together. In fact, this happens every day here in St. Jude. I believe we should take our purpose, mission, like St. Jude, and we should help other people. And St. Jude has always been about helping other people. I want to be a part of this. I want to be able to spread the word to support as much as I can. I like it. It warms your heart because you know you're helping somebody in need. It really is inspiring to know that we have people that are out there fighting for us so that we can fight for these kids. [Spanish] Let's cure childhood cancer. Together. (gentle music) - Welcome back to the podcast, everyone. I would like to very quickly shout out Connor and Alec for their donations and Ian and Panda's paws. So we're joined now by, oh, we're looking in here, by Emily Callahan. Now, Emily, you, well, we had a great conversation last year but for those who may have missed it, could you give a refresher about yourself and the work that you do here at All Seconds, could you? - First, thanks for having me back. - Pleasure. - I'm glad I did well enough to get to be invited back to this fun. I'm Emily Callahan and I'm the chief marketing officer here at ALSAC, the Fundraising and Awareness Organization for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. I've been here 13 years and days like today show that I probably have the coolest job on the planet. No offense meant to yours. But this is what we get to do. We get to invite millions of people all over the world to come and join us on this mission and this movement to find cures and save children. And how long have you been at ALSAC? 13 years. I'm a teenager in my position. It was the dream of a lifetime when our CEO Rick Shadyack, he's made an appearance or two, I think, come here smashing things, called me up. I have been in the cancer space for a while. I used to run marketing for Susan G. Komen for the Cure and the breast cancer side. So it's been an amazing life's work and journey to help us turn the fight against cancer into these global movements to raise billions of dollars to save millions of lives and we know there's a lot more work left to do. Tell us a little bit about what's been going on around here in the last year. Oh, sorry about that. It's been explosive and it's been amazing. Every day something exciting happens. We've got a thousand dollars from Kai and a hundred dollars from Emma. For every balloon that explodes in the middle of me talking, >> Another $100, right, just to watch the CMO jump. How about we talk about research first? >> Let's do it. >> Is that cool? St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is our name, and so I'm gonna make sure I get these rights and some notes here. But the first one I would start with is, we talk a lot about when we opened our doors, that acute lymphoblastic leukemia, which is the most common form of childhood cancer, was a death sentence. The survival rate was 4%. And our families were told to celebrate half birthdays, because we didn't think the children, right? >> As a mom, I have a 14-year-old and 11-year-old, I think about that statement all the time. We'll talk a little bit about birthdays today, too. So that cancer now has a 94% survival rate. Extraordinary. But that's not true for all. And so there was a landmark new study that found new gene mutations that drive that ALL. And that was done, which I also think is a really cool part of what we do in collaborations with hospitals all over the U.S. It was really looking into the genomes of about 2,800 patients. So now that we have that deep understanding of what makes up a cancer, this, though, is really important because it means we can better understand how to tailor treatments. Not for those that do well in standard treatments. It's those that don't or those that really, I think, in the worst case, have relapse. And so to be able to have these answers and tailor those treatments is a really big advance when we start to talk precision medicine. The other I would say is, you know, we said wow to half birthdays. The other one that always I just can't imagine is relapse. We often hear, and you know this, your child has cancer, some of the worst words you can hear, and to go through all of that, and then to see that happen again. So there was a study that we just published with Shanghai Children's Medical Center, and in this case, they found a new immunotherapy combination that resulted, and this was astounding to me, in remission for virtually all the children in the study. 99% of the children in the study, and this was with relapsed, so really aggressive, B-cell acute lymphoblastic leukemia. Those are just two examples. I could give you one more because I know we talk a lot about cancer and not everybody knows that sickle cell is a big part of what we treat. We have one of the largest sickle cell programs in the country. That's a blood disorder. It impacts about 100,000 people in the U.S. but sadly and disproportionately those of African descent. So again, we were able to collaborate with the Broad, which is part of MIT, and the folks at Harvard. And in this case, this was astounding to me. They found a promising way to actually correct the gene mutation, so to figure out what takes a normal healthy blood cell and turns it into a sickle cell, so to be able to mutate that back. Sickle cell is not something we talk as much about, but if you know someone with sickle cell, which is usually at birth, debilitating pain crises in and out of the hospital, and really sadly, people who don't live even as long as we have. So a lot of really promising research things going on. I grew up with somebody who had sickle cell. Okay, so then you know. It was just so horrible. We'd be in class and she would just like basically crush into a ball. >> In extreme pain. >> And later on in the podcast, I have a recording of Dr. Chandra Pruitt Miller. And we talk exactly about that, about the work that it takes to rewrite the DNA. It's an incredible conversation. I can't wait for people to hear. >> I'm so excited you are because we talk often medicine, medicine, medicine, help the pain, see what we can do in advance. But to actually go and be able to correct and change that from the very beginning, what a game changer. - Unbelievable. Saying about since the last time I was here, last year, there are cranes everywhere. - It looks a little different. - What's going on here? - Yeah, so welcome to our perpetual construction zone. Honestly, thanks to what's happening right here, we have, and this is an astounding figure that I have to remind myself we have to raise, but three billion in construction over the next decade. So, cranes. One that's completed that I do wanna mention 'cause it's transformational, And Stephen, I know your family was involved in this, is Family Commons. And you might even talk a little bit about this, right? Here, I heard y'all talking earlier about the outpatient model, right? So you're going from space to space to face, appointment to appointment. There was no place just to be as family, or take a nap, or rest. And so thanks to a $50 million donation from AbbVie, we now have this incredible space called Family Commons. I wish there was a better way to describe it. I think maybe, ah, video, you can see it there. Okay, that's the Maker Studio, school on site, library, there's a salon, which is really important, right? So much of cancer robs our children and our patients' feelings about themselves, right? Feeling beautiful or put together. So to be able to have the salon, that's the music room, resting nooks, right? Just to be able to curl up, take a nap, take a break, take a call if you're a working parent. So incredible space that we've been able to open here. The cranes, and if you were here just a few months ago it would have been a giant hole in the ground. It was just a giant pit. Those guys are way down there. I have a bird's eye view. And so it would be like, here comes our new swimming pool when it would rain, people down in the pit, people would come to my office and everyone would just stare at the window. It's like, let's have meetings. So that is going to be two 15-story towers. So right now those outpatient clinics, so think of them like many doctor's offices where you have to traverse around buildings all into one building all together. and then new clinical facilities. So two 15-story towers, that's a billion dollar project, and I can't wait for this next one. So next week, we get to have the grand opening ceremony for the Domino's Village. That's our newest patient housing facility, so that's 140, it's massive, one, two, and three bedroom apartments made possible by our friends at Domino's. So not only donate, but order your Domino's pizza tonight. It's a delicious Friday night meal. I'm here to bob. Awesome. And so that is really important, right? So many of our patients and families come from elsewhere, and so to have that sense of home, that is a $110 million facility that is totally provided for, because people eat a lot of pizza, and round up, and give in this way. - Yeah, yesterday we got to take a tour, and tour guide Michael was talking about the Domino Village. I know that we'd spoken a little bit in the past, and Stephen had explained to me the housing, and that there are housing facilities all over Memphis, I think McDonald's and Target were the sponsors for those. And the idea that it'll be one on campus, I'm sure will make a huge difference for families that couldn't leave the campus, right? I'm sure there are some where it's like, we kind of want you close by, but you are as close as you can possibly be without having to stay in an inpatient bed. So I can imagine that it's gonna make a huge difference to maybe the families that need it the most. - It's a flexible model too, right? We have Tri-Delta Place, which is actually right on campus, but it operates more in hotel style. You've just shown up for the first time, coming back for a quick visit. Those of us with families and kids, you know what that's like, right? Here's your double bed next to you. It works, but it's not for long-term. And the reason why we want to have these multi-unit apartments is because families are larger. We want them to be able to be together, have that sense of normalcy at home, to have your own bedroom and space, to have the kitchen to cook in so you can use the grocery cart. It's a really important part of the healing and that sense of normalcy we can give in in the midst of tough treatments. I mean, even ALL, that treatment for the most common form of childhood cancer, that averages about three years. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, it's a long-term deal. So you mentioned some of these projects that are coming in the future. What else on the horizon has you excited right now? - Well, I'll throw out big numbers 'cause I'm trying to see if we can get that board to grow, just so you know. So St. Jude is in the midst of a $12.9 billion strategic plan, billion with a B. And there's a lot about that plan that really excites me. And I love that we're talking today. And in fact, Rick sends his regrets. I think he's mad he's not smashing things. But-- - Next time. - Next time. But he had a pretty cool experience. He was in New York this week at the UN because we were celebrating the five year anniversary of a part of our global program. St. Jude Global, we have more than 200 partners in more than 50 countries. But five years ago with the World Health Organization, we said we wanted to set a really bold goal. You know, it's what we do around here. So we said we wanna raise the survival rates for the six most common forms of childhood cancer around the globe from 20% to 60% by 2030, which is really just around the corner. - It's not that far away. - It's not. And I keep thinking about that, right? What took us over 60 years to do here, now that we have generated this knowledge, we can collaborate together. Think about the accelerant of that. So that's a lofty goal and it sounds great in numbers unless you do real work around that. So what I'm most excited about of all things is we've announced a $200 million initiative to provide free, free quality chemotherapy drugs to countries all over the world. So hopefully we'll start at the end of this year, first of next year, we'll start in five pilot countries, but then grow that and expand. And so the hope is that we will be able to impact over 120,000 kids in over 50 countries within five years. Because it's one thing, right? There's a lot of kids, we know about 400,000 kids are actually diagnosed worldwide with cancer. Many go undiagnosed. So imagine being diagnosed, and then you have to find the hurdles of getting to these treatment locations, right? And hopefully you can stay throughout your care. You may have other children to worry about. But how good is that if you don't have access to quality chemotherapy medicines? But because of the donors we see here, thank you, Robert, for your gift, Anonymous at 250, you're helping us provide free medicines to kids all over the world that need it. - I was reading about this a couple of days ago, because we talk about, we're provided great materials from Al-Sac and St. Jude throughout the month so we can talk about it. And it really struck me, this idea, we've been talking about it in past years about increasing the knowledge and sharing the wealth with other countries, but there is also the other part of like, well, what about, okay, we can help people understand if they have cancer, but what's the next part? - That's right. - And I think it's incredible that this one place in Memphis, Tennessee is not only sharing knowledge, but like the actual wealth of the world now. Like we have these drugs, you need these drugs, we can get them too. I think it's incredible. - It's our best export as a city. - Yeah. - Yes. - I agree. - Forget barbecue. - Oh, not even close. - This is where it's at. - This is it. - But even we talk about this place, it isn't this place. Like this is St. Jude. Like I'm watching on the screen, this is what I mean. It's a global movement. Like they are St. Jude. We just happen to be housed in a facility here, but that's the thing that's made St. Jude feel like more. The fact that I can name our partners in all these other countries, that Daniel from Zimbabwe was at the UN too, and the amazing progress that they have been able to make in his country in Africa, including raising money and building a housing facility, just like we talked about the Domino's Village. - So we were on our tour yesterday, we were in the Inspiration4 building, which was paid for from the Inspiration4 campaign, which we got to talk about a lot a couple of years ago, we were here around the time. - Oh right, we're at the two year anniversary, yeah. - Well it's happening again, right? - We're going to space again. What's going on? (laughing) - I wanna make, hopefully you've talked about that, we've covered that. I will never forget that moment when I got a call that said, "Hey, there's this interesting guy "who wants to talk to you about St. Jude going to space." My first reply to Melanie Hannock was, "Are you being funny?" - And I was like, "Okay." (laughing) That's a bold goal. - Right, but, and it's unbelievable, right. And then here two years later, not only did we have the first all-civilian mission to space, which Haley Arsenault got to go on, one of our patients and physician assistant. And then out of that was born this unbelievable facility where the brightest minds in science are in there making discoveries and collaborating and sharing that out. So we're going back to space. I think you actually get to hear from them next, right? I heard. So Polaris Dawn is the name of the new mission. So you'll have Jared Isaacman, obviously the commander of that, gonna command again, and along with his day job of being a partner and raising funds for us. - He's got some real, he's got some real out of this world experience now. - What is those, like, oh, good pun. I was about to say, he's like a robot. He can't be human, although I've met him and I've seen him. And then if you watch, and if you haven't, this is a plug for this weekend, go watch the documentary on Netflix. You would have met Kidd, Scott, who's going on the crew, and then two women from SpaceX, Anna and Sarah, are going. So yeah, we're going back to space with them. It changes a bit, as trips to space do, I'm learning. But I want you to understand their impact here on Earth. So let me see if I can bring it full circle, to you, they took an incredible mission already. Actually to the Philippines. So I don't know how much you all know, but if you know anything about South Asia, Asia Pacific, that's where about 60% of the world's population is. About 50,000 kids are diagnosed with cancer there. So we have some incredible partners, but the one that stands out really for us is the Philippines. So Jared and the crew took Starlink satellite Internet systems to the Philippines. And people go, okay, great. people go okay great but I was hearing him talk earlier about the Internet and all the drab terrible things we talk about the Internet but it's foundational to everything we do. So if you know anything about the Philippines that's a collection of islands, 7,100 islands. These are the geography lessons I'm learning in my middle age. So you think about the difficulties of Internet connections and so that meant that our foundation partners there at House for Hope in the Philippines could connect back to the medical center. It was just an incredible inspiring trip and I think what we had was universe changers, I guess I can't say world changers, game changers, because they're going to space, but these two Titans met and there's Jared Isaac meeting really a hero to us. Her name is Dr. May D'Alindo. If Rick were here he'd call her Saint May, we call her Doc May because she's cool like that and lets us. But Dr. May D'Alindo is a pediatric oncologist there in the Philippines. She was born in the Philippines, got her degree in Singapore I think, trained here at St. Jude, this woman is brilliant and could have gone to work anywhere in the world. She said, I'm going home. And when she went home, she was the first and only pediatric oncologist, so cancer doctor, on an island of 25,000 people. And when she went home, it was like 1962 all over again. It was a death sentence. They didn't have the infrastructure. They didn't have the facilities. So it was more about helping kids be comfortable before they passed versus having kids survive. So this woman says, nope, I'm going to apply my knowledge. I'm going to push, I'm going to collaborate. She pushes us, she has taught us so much. And so fast forward, she opened up the House of Hope. So this incredible housing facility, now you have survival rates that have quadrupled in her time that she's been there. And I love it. My favorite quote, and maybe it's because I'm a mom of a teenage girl, is she said, "Now I'm watching these kids grow up "and they get to have love problems." And so every time my teenage daughter bothers me about a boy or somebody she likes, or my friends talk about the girlfriend they want to date, I think about these kids that get to be old enough to have love problems like Doc May says. So this crew is not just out of this world. Their whole point was why go to space if you can't make things better here on planet Earth? - I love that she went, like she, I can imagine she saw this place and what it did and was like, I have the skills to improve that at home. I think that's incredible. - I mean, right, we forget what it was like. We weren't here, we didn't get to walk along with Danny Thomas. I mean, I think all the time what he would think if he could come back and walk these spaces. But to your point, she's a modern day Danny Thomas. She came and saw and said, "Well, I'll go do that. I don't care what the odds are. I'll go do that." And she inspires all of us here at Allstack. - That's amazing. - Yeah, she's the best. Yeah, we're gonna hear more about Polaris Dawn in a few minutes. - Okay, cool. - But first, you were promised a swing at our PC. - Yes. - And then we'll give the wheel a spin. - I love it. - But before we get into the chaos, - thank you for joining us again. - Thank you so much. - Thank you. - And thank you for your work here. Absolutely. This was awesome. Thank you all. All right. We're going to swing at something. - Let's go. - Okay. I want to thank Maurizio and Craig and Alex and Anonymous for their donations. We're at $471,806.66 for the kids of St. Jude. We have $28,000 more that we want to raise today to hit our goal of $500,000 raised this year. Like, straddle. Holy! Yeah, it's heavy. Yep. Yeah, it's heavy. Yeah, I'm gonna scoot back Several people have taken their swing at this thing. Yeah, I know but it's not how to do it And Rick just had the baseball bat which I left at home this year Right, I mean I need to like use the leg muscles Yeah, and these smiling faces you get to pick a color at the end as a memento Awesome, perfect. These were created by our listeners all around the world They mailed them to me and we have them as part of all of our games today So and yet you put them near where I'm gonna break things. Well, they're pretty tough. Oh, we've got tons of them Don't you worry about that, we've got thousands of them - I get one, two, how many hits do I get? - Let's say two. - Okay, awesome. Can I have a practice one? Taking my kid to base. - Yeah, Myke missed it earlier completely. - That's what I'm embarrassed, I don't wanna do that. - No, you can't do it any worse than what I did. Don't worry about that. - Damn, this is really darn heavy. Okay, your listeners mind if I? Oh, I did, I almost whiffed. I'm glad I got a second. - It did something. - I just knocked the back off, nothing. - All right. (laughing) The front fell off. - I mean, I moved it. - That's great. - This fell out. - Perfect. - Very good. I'll take this. - Okay, yeah, I need my, oh. - Yeah, it's heavy. - I wanna pick my color, though. - You gotta pick a good color. There's all sorts of good ones. - You know what I'm gonna pick, so-- - Oh, I think we're gonna get a live action replay. - Oh, are we? I'm gonna be so embarrassed. - On this screen, yeah. - Get the second one, not the first one. That was embarrassing. - Oh, here he goes. (laughing) Oh, no, I took the wrong one. - I told you it was a wig. It was a big whiffer. Oh, give me the second one. Somebody do me right. - There we go. - That, that's impressive. - There he goes. - Very good. And then the wheel is dictating a lot of what we do today. - Okay. - So you also get a wheel spin that will tell us what to do next with our time. - So, oh I can't, you just have numbers? - Yes, well we have a screen here that says, I'll be the Vanna White character here. - Oh there it is, perfect. Let me see what I wanna try to make it stop on. I've learned about human hippos already, that's-- - I would like five more points against Myke. So if you get any more points-- - Lucky 13. - Lucky 13. - Lucky 13. - Lucky five is also good. (laughing) - What's lucky, oh, okay. - That's where Myke gets by the hands. - Oh, I'm a little slow, okay. God, this is like all my game show dreams coming true. Ready? (wheel spinning) - Let's see where we end up. - Oh, oh, oh. I did neither one of you right. - Number nine, name that drawing. - So that'll be our next game that we'll play. - All right. - Hey, I wanna thank you all for this. I picked red because today would have been my brother's birthday and he had this awesome phrase. He called them feel good Fridays. And so when I look at that board and I see those donations ticking in and just the jump that we've been on, that's a feel good Friday moment. So if you were wondering what to do today to make a difference, I'm encouraging you all to go out and hit that donate button, donate extra, give a little extra. His name was Jack. So even in honor of him, of the great things we do, feel good Friday, you all made me feel good today. So thanks for letting me participate. Thank you, Emily. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. All right, we're going to go to a video, and we will be right back. All right, hello and welcome to what's going to be a very special part of the program today. I'm with the crew of Polaris Dawn. Inspiration 4 was a mission I'm sure many of you followed last year. It was headed up by Jared Isaacman, who is back with a second mission. Inspiration 4 was a really special flight. It was all private flight. So instead of having NASA astronauts and people in the military like what we've seen, this is a new chapter in human spaceflight that's really exciting. Inspiration 4 was part of a massive fundraiser, $250 million for St. Jude. And of course, one of the flight members of that crew is Haley Arsenault, a former St. Jude patient. Well, Jared is back with Polaris Dawn, his next mission, and he's joined by his crew, and I'm super excited to introduce them to y'all and talk a little bit about y'all's work for the kids of St. Jude, and really, to excuse the dad joke, but to bring this mission to new heights, if you will. I am so sorry, that wasn't in my notes, but I just go in for the dad joke. This will be the first of several Polaris flights that Jared is taking. Jared, you're the mission commander. Could you introduce yourself and talk a little about your role? And then we'll go around the room and have everybody introduce themselves. Thank you for having me. I'm Jared Isaacman. I'm the commander of Polaris Dawn. Really that just means I get to work alongside like a lot of incredible individuals, like the rest of the crewmates that you're about to hear from. And just incredibly lucky. We have some really awesome objectives for our mission coming up. probably the most important one is what we're doing right here and right now, which is continuing to raise awareness and funds for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. I am Scott Kidd-Poteet. I am the mission pilot for Polariston. I had the fortunate opportunity to participate in Inspiration4 on the ground and now I get to be a part of the crew. So I'm excited to be here and continue this relationship and partnership that we have with St. Jude. And hi there, thanks so much for having us today. My name is Sarah Gillis. I am both an engineer on the SpaceX team and now have the incredible opportunity to fly with this amazing crew on Polaris Dawn as one of the mission specialists. And hi, my name is Anna Menon and I am also one of the mission specialists on this team as well as an engineer at SpaceX like Sarah. And I'm also serving as the medical officer for this mission. So just thrilled to be here, really grateful, and really grateful to get to speak with you guys today and continue to support the effort of St. Jude. Jared, I want to start with you. In reading about your mission, the thing that jumped out at me as a space fan is that y'all are poised to take the first commercial spacewalk. I wonder if you could talk a little bit about the importance of that and some of the things that go into planning such a monumental event. So we're all big believers in the SpaceX vision of making life multi-planetary. And I feel like if you're going to put in all of that great effort, the engineering might to take human beings to another planet, you're probably going to want to get outside the safety of your spacecraft and explore and construct and maybe build another civilization on that planet and then beyond. But there's an awful lot you have to learn along that journey before you get there. Doing a spacewalk, it looks very cool, but it is super hard. And that's why there's about 10,000 really smart people at SpaceX working on solving that problem, because you're basically throwing away the protection you have of your spaceship, and you're turning your clothing into a spaceship. So you have to build in a lot of lines of defense into that suit to protect you when things go wrong, from huge temperature swings. From a climate control perspective, you don't want to get too hot or too cold in the big temperature swings of space. And then obviously, the life support consumables. And then you have to be able to actually move around in it. Because when you pressurize that thing, it gets pretty big and becomes a very rigid structure. And if it's not very mobile or flexible, then you can't really actually do anything when you do get outside that habitat, maybe on Mars someday. So there's a lot of challenges in order to do it, but these are really important skills that are important for SpaceX to develop, to kind of deliver on their vision. And it also has to be done in a very affordable way. The current spacesuits that are used on the International Space Station now, their history probably dates back more than 40 years, and they're very, very expensive. And that's not practical when you think about practical or scalable when you think about maybe someday having hundreds or thousands of people on a lunar base or, of course, on Mars. So these are all the exciting things that SpaceX is trying to solve. And we just get to be the lucky ones that get to demonstrate this spacesuit once it's ready. Several years ago, I had the opportunity to visit the Buoyancy Lab in Houston, of course, which, if people aren't familiar, basically a giant swimming pool with parts of the International Space Station in it. And the thing that I walked away from that experience with was really just the impression of how every single move is choreographed and rehearsed because when you're in that harsh environment of space and you're in that suit, like you mentioned, that isn't the easiest thing to move around in, you've really got to have those moves sort of already programmed into your body and into your mind so you can take care of your objectives and be able to do so safely. And I imagine that the work that goes into that is just monumental. - Oh, for sure. And, you know, we're really lucky because we have, you know, SpaceX's lead astronaut trainer on the Polaris Dawn crew. So I know Sarah will give a great perspective on training, but I can tell you, I mean, we've done scuba training, for sure, to kind of replicate some of that neutral buoyancy. We've done it in lakes. We've done it off of Catalina Island in the Caribbean. We actually have some more coming up as well. I mean, you're really trying to perfect, as you mentioned, all of those motions and not exhaust yourself, develop those skills here on Earth before you try it in space. >> Well, Sarah, let's talk a little bit about that. Your role at SpaceX, I believe, revolves around astronaut training, and now all of a sudden you are part of a crew. How has that shift been for you? My background absolutely is in astronaut training, helped to build the original program for NASA, for all of our NASA crew members for their space flight in Dragon. And now I have this incredible opportunity to see it from the other side. And not only that, but get to be a part of some of the new training we're putting together for these commercial flights, such as the EVA, for instance. I always thought I was able to put myself into a crew member's shoes. That was basically my job, pretending to be them and figuring out what they cared about and thought about and how they might think through different problems. And now that I'm here, it's so interesting to have a slight shift in that perspective and get to figure out how to work with this team and these crew members in the most efficient and effective way possible. So I, every day I get to learn from just four incredible minds in the spacecraft and entire control room of people down in mission control. as we undertake these immense objectives, such as the spacewalk. - What is one thing that may surprise people about the training? I mean, I assume that you are working, you know, years in advance sometimes, but when you first got into this, or when you talk to people, what strikes them as maybe something they wouldn't think about? - That's a great question. Back to your point about the choreography. Every single detail of the EBA has to be thought through. And there is so much that needs to go into these systems. So you have to think about the entire spacecraft when you're considering an EVA. Not only do you need a suit that keeps you safe and can support you with all the life support consumables, but the spacecraft itself, the entire interior of the capsule is going down to vacuum. We don't have an airlock. So all four of us will be sitting in the vacuum of space in these suits, but that means everything in the interior also is exposed to vacuum and needs to survive vacuum. So there's lots of work happening across the SpaceX team to just make sure every single detail about what we're doing is understood and that we're going to be successful in this objective and safe in this objective as well. - I remember reading about some of the Gemini and Apollo missions that were doing sort of the early work in the EVA field. It's like, you got a guy standing on a chair, like reeling somebody into the door. It's like, maybe we can move past that now. a little more sophisticated. Absolutely. So our EVA in many ways is akin to the Gemini EVAs in that we're going to be fed by an umbilical for our life support system. And we are absolutely standing on the shoulders of giants and working with NASA and taking all of the lessons they have learned over the last many decades of experience. But it is a brand-new suit, so we are testing a new pressure vessel in this spacecraft that's never been done before. So hopefully we will take all of those lessons and not repeat any of them. - Yeah, it's all super exciting. Scott, you mentioned that you were part of the previous mission. What was your role there? And I guess, like Sarah, what is it like to sort of move into the crew status now after being in a supporting role? So, you know, Inspiration4 was a world win for sure. That whole concept happened in a very short period. And when Jared developed this concept and partnered with SpaceX, it was an easy decision just to jump on board. It was a true team effort. We had a whole list of directors involved based on our quest of not only pursuing curiosity with space exploration, but we had to address the issues here back on Earth. And that's why we partnered with St. Jude. We had a couple of calls initially with nonprofits and institutions like St. Jude, but it was an easy decision. Right off the bat, it was a great partner, and we had an excellent opportunity to raise funds and awareness for their cause. So based on that partnership and that relationship, I raised my hand and wanted to contribute as much as possible. It was a fast six months and they went through a lot of training. So I was just trying to help out on the ground with logistics and the relationships we built with St. Jude, raising money. And based on those contributions and our quest to do a little bit more of a developmental program, operational in nature with the Polaris. I was selected to be the mission pilot. So here we are training, getting ready for space, and I got such an awesome crew. Thankfully, they're the experts, and I'm trying to contribute as much as I possibly can with my Air Force background, but I'm blessed to be here and just looking forward to this mission someday. - Anna, there's also a huge health component with this mission and some of the work that you'll be doing. I've read a bunch of books by astronauts, and something that I've always been struck by is some of the vision changes that can happen when you're in microgravity environments. Could you talk a little bit about that? What does that do to the human body? How does that affect vision? And then some of the research and some of the development y'all will be doing as part of this flight. - Definitely. The astronauts that have flown before us over the course of time realized that there were both vision and structural eye changes happening in response to their exposure to microgravity space flights. And the pathophysiology of this is actually not super well understood. But one of the leading theories is that these vision changes are happening due to fluid shifts in the body, creating pools or lakes, so to speak, of fluid in the upper portions of your body, rather than being pulled down to your lower extremities with gravity. And that increases intraocular pressure and intracranial pressure, and is potentially the cause or one of the causes of these vision changes that astronauts experience. And so it's really important that we study and try to better understand this pathophysiology. So on our mission, as well-- there's a lot of research going on on the International Space Station to better understand this, but we are also wanting to contribute to that body of knowledge. And so on our mission, we are undergoing actually a good handful of experiments that are experiments that we hope to, in which we hope to collect data that contributes to this collective understanding. So to give you an example, one of the experiments that we will do involves a contact lens that we will wear for extended periods of time in our spacecraft. And the neat thing about this contact lens is that it includes a embedded pressure transducer. And so it can measure through extended periods of time, including the initial adaptation to microgravity, the changes in intraocular pressure over time. And so historically, there have been select data points of intraocular pressure measurements in a space flight. But this will give us long duration periods of data and hopefully help scientists better understand what are the mechanisms behind these vision changes? And so the question is really, why do we do this? Why do we care about understanding this mechanism and understanding this syndrome better? And so it comes down to, if you think about some of humanity's long-term visions of making life multi-planetary and going for longer durations of space flight to further celestial bodies such as Mars, If we land on those surfaces and can have experienced significant visual changes, it significantly can impact people's ability to work, to function, to live, and to just function safely and well on that different environment. And so before we get there, it's really important that we study this so that we can mitigate these changes that are happening to astronauts and make future astronauts' lives better. Before we get to the lightning round, I do want to highlight y'all's work with St. Jude. Jared, it's clear to me that St. Jude has made an impact on your life. And in preparation for this, I've watched other interviews you've given and times you've spoken about the hospital. But how did you get involved with this mission? And what does it mean to you to be part of bringing St. Jude's mission and story to so many people? I mean, we're all really passionate for supporting St. Jude, and I'm sure we all kind of have our reasons, things that happened in our life, one way or the other, that kind of drove us to this support. I mean, for me, I was just very aware from a really young age about just people are born into an unfair world, and that some people are dealt a really lousy hand in life. I mean, I was five years old, actually, in Mexico with my parents, and I was seeing families live out of car tires on the streets. And it just stuck with me. And as I grew older, I looked for and started a business. I looked for opportunities to try and incorporate charitable work and fundraising and all of the various adventures I've been on. And a lot of them focused towards those, by no fault of their own, just getting dealt a really lousy hand in life. And for a while, I was supporting charities that tried to give a last wish for those that were impacted, because it seemed like that was probably the best that I could personally contribute to, to, I don't know, bring something out of a terrible situation. When Inspiration4 came around, realizing how big of a platform this could be, opening up this new frontier of space for the many. Like this could draw a lot of interest. It had the potential in my mind to make an even greater impact. And that's where I kind of connected with St. Jude, who we've had a relationship with for really over a decade. And it was basically on the belief that if St. Jude is successful and you can raise enough funds and awareness in order to support their mission, And then you won't have to grant as many wishes. No, I love that. We're going to move into our lightning round now. I've got a handful of questions. And the idea here is to be one or two word answer or something quick. And I think we'll go in order. We'll do Jared, Scott, and then Anna and Sarah. So we can go around. And we're going to start with one you'll probably get a lot. It's a little bit of a cheesy interview question. but I wanted to do it because when I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. And then I realized that I have lots of limitations that would keep me from doing that. But what did you all want to be when you were kids? Astronaut or doctor. I'm still a kid. That's a hard one to answer. I'm going to have to say pilot. I see what you did there. For sure. For me, astronaut. I think when I was actually a kid, I'm pretty sure I wanted to be a circus performer. Wow. Wow. So that's a hard right turn there for the last answer. It sure was. Yeah. We're going to have to revisit that one. Renaming coming. You can do the first juggling routine in a commercial space flight. This one may be spicy, at least for our audience, but iPhone or Android? iPhone. iPhone. iPhone. iPhone. All right. Four for four. Good job. That's the right answer. All right. - All right, paper books or e-books? - Audiobook, that counts? - That counts, yeah, absolutely. - E-book for sure, just downloaded James Taylor's Break Shot, 'cause we just met him. - I don't know if it's a cop out, but both, for different reasons at different times. - Okay, now that's where I fall. Some books I want paper books that I can write in the margins, other things I just, you know, wanna read on my iPad. - For me, I love paper books, but I enjoy the practicality of e-books. Yeah, you end up looking like you live in the library if you're not careful. What was your favorite subject in school? - History. - When I wasn't skipping school out of the lake, probably PE. - Math, also math. - Oh, wow, that would not have been my answer. I think mine was probably history as well. So when you think about your upcoming launch day, you know, you're eating breakfast and your mind wanders to the day where you're going to get on an elevator and ride up and climb aboard your spacecraft. What feeling do you feel when you think about that? - Yeah, I, to tell you the truth, there's going to be a lot of enthusiasm for my part to see my crew members' reactions when we get to space. I mean, I, you know, I've done it before and I'm incredibly confident in it. So I'm kind of interested in seeing what my really deserving crew members, who we've trained for so long together, are going to-- like, what their reaction is going to be when we arrive in low Earth orbit. This is a tough one, because it's going to be a roller coaster of emotions, I'm sure. Excitement is certainly at the top of the list. You know, to strap into a capsule and go from 1G and accelerate to 17,500 miles an hour. I mean, with a background of flying fighters, nothing compares to that level of speed. So I think I'll be pretty excited. - I think my emotion is also a lot of things, but probably top of the list is excitement. - I think my brain will really be on the joy and excitement of getting there and getting to see this incredible planet unfurling beneath you, all the lakes, the mountains, the clouds, just seeing it all and getting to experience that with this crew. Yeah, I think if I were in y'all's shoes, I would be easily distracted from my work just looking out the window. I think that's where I would, where my heart would draw me, for sure. Well, thank you all for joining me today. Jared, if people want to follow along with y'all's work and your mission, where can they do that? Oh, you can definitely learn about the Polaris Program and the Polaris On mission on PolarisProgram.com as well as on our social media channels on X. - Awesome, well thank you all for joining me and best of luck with your upcoming flight. - Thank you. - It's a little bit weird to come out of a video with your own voice yourself, but that's just what we're doing today. - I could have done it, but you told me to get out of the shot. - Yeah, you gotta go over there, get out of the shot. So we are gonna be entering our second relay race, but first we're gonna have a recap of all the action from the first one. (upbeat music) Here we go. So this is where I-- - If you didn't catch the part where you cheated. - Or we're doing hippos, oh it's all sorts of recaps. - Oh dear. - The whole first half I think. - Great drawings, great drawings. - Oh yeah. - Oh I haven't seen any of these. (laughing) - It's been an amazing first half of the show today. - Are we actually halfway through? - Yep, coming up on it. - Oh yeah. There's Jason. - He's upset about Rainbow Road. - Yeah. - Best one, best one. Or maybe second best after my horrible. Oh, that looks good. - Is there a cup stacking? - Nice try. No! - Oh, no. - I just like to give it a little kiss before I do that, you know? - Yeah. Balloon Room USA. - Be back in there later on. - Oh, we'll be LCD bowling. That was my favorite so far. - That was a lot of fun. Oh, that was a good one. - All right, so we are gonna be ready to go here. Just a moment. Man, that PC. - It turned. - The PC's had a day. - And it stayed up. - Happy dance. (laughing) - So we're gonna move into the second Relay Relay, and of course that means Jason and Kathy are going to read the rules. - But before that, oh, oh, we have a video to play. - Right. - The intro video? - Yes. - Yes. - Which I have now forgotten about twice. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Welcome to Relay number two. Number two, here are the rules and I will be demonstrate, the demonstrating will be Kathy Campbell. - Please stand on one foot for the reading of the rules. - Yeah, yes, please lie down. Four legs in this worth 10 points to the winner. In leg one, Kathy, if you'd like to demonstrate, you must place a balloon between your legs and then without dropping or popping the balloon, waddle all the way down and all the way back. If the balloon is popped or dropped, you must restart. - Is that like coming, so if I'm on the way back here and we drop it, we're gonna go back and do the whole thing? - It's a save point. - You go back to the save point, yeah. - Exactly. - You just need a clarifier. - Leg two, you have the tissue box. - Oh, yeah. - You will empty it, and Kathy, you don't need to do this now, You must empty it one tissue at a time, one tissue at a time, one handed. You can hold the box with your other hand if you want to. - Oh, good. - Just you have one emptying hand. Number three, the CD throw. Kathy, if you will demonstrate. You must take these ancient forms of optical media and chuck them at a waste paper basket. (laughing) - Just like that. - Just like that. - And get one in. Just like that. - You're welcome. - Then you move to the balloon pop. You have to pop three balloons, but you cannot use your hands, and you must only pop the balloons with your face on them. And you cannot use your hands to see, so you must only use other parts of your body to see whether that's your balloon or not. - The elbows. - I use my eyes. - After popping balloon number three, you may run back and hit the buzzer and win 10 points. [MUSIC PLAYING] -Do you understand the rules? -I think so. -This is a complicated game. -All right. -Where do we start from? Do we start from front of the table? -Stand in front of the table. I'll allow you to place the balloons between your legs. -Thank you. -On your marks, get set, go. And here they go. -Oh! -Back, Myke. -Get back. -Stephen making his way to the save point. -Stephen, very careful. -Myke Waddling catching up. Hold on to that balloon. - Myke waddling. All right, turn around, Myke. Steepness reached the end. - And tissue, tissue, tissue, tissue. - Tissue box, yes. One at a time. (laughing) One at a time, son. Hang on, let me go. - Go, go, go, go, go. - You gotta go faster, Myke. - All right, we're good. (upbeat music) - No. - No. - You're frisbeeing it. No. No, yes. (cheering) - Ew, you got one. (laughing) - Oh my God. Oh, come on. (laughing) No. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, careful. - Oh, is that three? (laughing) - Those are both mine? - Yeah, those are, yeah. (laughing) Do you need some help? (laughing) - Why can't I do that? Wait, you won, but like, why can't I do this? How did you do it? - I just used my foot. - No, no, no, no. - You have to go slow onto it. There you go. (laughing) So I am now two for three in the relay relay. Good job. - We always knew you were the more athletic one, you know? - Well, you know, I trained a long time in the CD throwing. - 10 points. - We both did CD in one, you know? - Did you? - Yeah. - Nice. So yesterday during rehearsal, it was a nightmare. - We were supposed to do five and we couldn't even get three. - Yeah. All right, so now we're going to be playing the drawing game as per the wheel earlier. So let's prepare. Do we want to move it over a little bit to allow for some cleanup? I don't know what this thing is about. Nothing. Definitely nothing. I'm going to have bad dreams about these balloons. They're going to haunt your nightmares. Let me see the bottom of your shoes. It must have a gripping shoe, right? That explains it. OK. I did one. There you go. Good job, Myke. All right, so the drawing game. Yes. Let me get some markers for everybody. We have to flip a coin, right? Yes. Jason? Yeah, where's the coin? Right here. You put it in your pocket. No, it's right here. I flipped it out. Hey, you're a piece. Oh, no. I am, yep. All right, who's going to go? Ready? Yeah. Myke. Myke goes first. And you get to pick a partner. Jason. OK. There you go. So I-- Thanks. You want to-- OK, I'll draw first, right? Here are markers for everybody. Thank you. There you go. Thank you. OK. You lose 30 seconds. Yeah, 30 seconds. OK, sure. Yeah. [dramatic music] - Swing playground. - Got it. [bell rings] - Nice. - Do you wanna draw first? - Yeah. - Can we erase the board for him? - Yeah. - I won't do this till I'm ready. That was a nice perspective on the swing set. - Yeah. - Thank you. - It's really good. - That was really good. - It's really good. - Excellent drawing, very important. - Okay. - When playing. No, just kind of. Okay. - Just have to hold on to it. - All right, so Kathy, you're guessing? - Yep, I'm ready. - Music. - I know. - It's so funky. - Very intense. Mountain tree person. All right. Tall person. Sad. - I spent a long time drawing that person. - Sad person. Curly hair. - Stephen. - Hula hoop. - Hula hoop. - Oh! - Wow. - Excellent. - I think the sad face was important, but it's wild how long you spent drawing before you got the thing. (laughing) - A curly hair up there? - It's like, I gotta draw Hulu. Give me 10 minutes to draw me first. - So, so far we're undefeated in this game as a collective unit, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's pretty good. Oh, maybe we spice it up and if you miss it-- - Lose a point? - You lose a point. - Well, how many points do we get for each one? - But if you miss it, you don't get the points. - Yeah, actually that's the whole point. - It's the whole, I don't think you need to-- - You don't need to, yeah. - Okay, Myke, you ready? - Yeah. I agree with Jason. - I mean, I'm ahead, so whatever. (laughing) - Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. Telescope. - Got it. (sighing) - All right, Stephen, ready? - Yeah. If you're playing at home-- - This one's mean. Oh my gosh. - Are we gonna break the streak? - Well, don't, ready? - Lose 10 points if you don't get it. (laughing) - Deer, antelope, pig. Bat. (laughing) Yeah, it's a bat, you got it. I know what it is. - Yeah, me too, I sold a thing. - Pig in a stick. - Okay, thanks Jill. - Oh! - Oh, you did it! - Cathy, you did not deserve what just happened to you. - What is it? - It's a koala. - Koala. - Oh, it's a koala. - It's the, like, eucalyptus, whatever. - Right? - Yeah. - Yeah, Cathy. - The peanut gallery doesn't have to add anything to this. - Cathy, you got a real deal on that one. - Yeah. - They played a lot of loser sound effects back to back. - Yeah. - That was my favorite though. That was really good. [laughter] Our producer Jill says she's not the one mocking you with sound effects, but someone is. Someone is. Well, maybe she's not pressing the buttons, but... She set the culture. Come on! [laughter] Who is it? All right, a slide whistle? That doesn't even make sense. I'm drawing now, right? Yep. Yep, yes. ♪ Ready? Yep. ♪ Death Star. Oh, doctor! (laughing) There's a sort of opposite things. - Well, it's the usual rule of things. Death Star doctor, you know? You're gonna need a doctor. They don't have railings in the Death Star, you know, you can just fall or whatever. - Death Star infirmary, extremely busy. - Or, no, everyone dies, so you don't need the doctor. - Anyway, moving on from that conversation. You ready? - Yep, I'm ready, do it. Koala. (sniffing) Person, smiling, sad, scream, yell, mouth, swallow. Sleep, snore, snoring. Mouth is snoring. I have... (laughing) - Whoa. - What? - Cthulhu, Death Eaters, L3H4. Inhale, breathe. - Teddy bear picnic. - Yawn. Look, they're yawning. - He's sleeping. Why is he yawning if he zzz's? - But a zzz means you're asleep. - No, it means he wants you to sleep. - Stephen, if I was drawing that, I would have done the zzz's too. - And these people are looking on and yawning. - When she started doing that pose, I was like, that is good, but that was hard. - I mean, that person looks like he's eating his hands. - Yeah, yeah. Or like, yeah, yeah. I only spent two years in art school. It didn't stick. You did go to art school. Briefly. Me too. Art school and journalism school. I have a journalism degree. Well, what we've learned so far is that it didn't help. No, it didn't help. Stephen wanted to bring his journalism degree with him to pot on the set. You don't know that I didn't. Did you? No. Okay, that'd be great. There is an Emmy over there, but it's not ours. You sure? An Emmy for podcasting? Okay, you ready? I'm ready. Pimmy. (footsteps) - What in the world? - Oh, I know. (suspenseful music) - Stage? Rocket? - This one's good, Jason, you're doing good. - Baby? High chair? Yes, high chair. I was worried there for a second. That was close. Yeah It's my turn to draw. Yes It's gone forever It's like me and balloons. I'm in real trouble with this marker. You ready? I'm ready. Yeah, I I think maybe we should do some list of answers. Yeah. Who started this one? I don't remember. I don't know. We started. We started. So this was one. We'll make this the last one for now. Yeah. Uh, conductor, orchestra, drummer, drum set, band, rock band. He's playing the sting. Was that cheating? Just gonna ask the question. I'm just asking the questions. Yeah. You know, that's both sides. She was giving a warning to not go any further. Yes. All right. Fair enough. Yes. Acknowledging that half of it was correct. Edina, what was the points? Eight for Myke, four for Stephen. Eight for Myke, four for Stephen. Oh, we got some replays. We got an instant replay of the most exciting game possible. What could there be a replay of? Let's see. Replay. Okay. Oh, oh. - Oh, look at that poppage. Oh yes. - Look, it's not my fault. - Oh, there's so many of them. - Oh, it's not good. - Hey, look, I tried. - All right. Stephen, spin the wheel. - Wheel is spinning. - Before we start spending, I want to thank some donors. Anonymous for $250, Jeremy Burr's team, Myke, sorry, Stephen, $456. - Yeah! - JD, 1344, and Alec at $2,000. - We're at $478,750. - We have landed on number three, which is another round of Name That Drawing. - Which we're gonna do later on. - Which we're gonna do later on. - Yep. - Anonymous, thank you for your donation of $150. (wheel clicking) Let's go. Number 10, relay lip reading. - Have we done that one? - Yeah, the headphones. - Yes, that's the one with the headphones. - All right, let's do that. - So let's do that again. - All right. - We need a coin to flip. - I got one. - Look, a balloon. Let me just pop it real easily. (balloon hissing) That one deflated. See, I think something wasn't right with these balloons. You know? Something was going on. - Can we just get a picture of how sad this balloon looks? - Something was going on. - Myke wins the coin flip. - Look how sad that is. - So sad. - You go first, who's your partner? - Kathy will be my partner. - All right. (upbeat music) - It's the... - I was not about to hear that. Oh my gosh. - Water spilling, water spilling. I know, I know, I know. We need some tissues on the set, please. Tissues on the set. Pick up aisle one. There's a thing of paper towels right there. Oh, yeah, actually. Paper towels were already on the set. Oh, look at this. That's horrible. A little mic. The sound isn't working. I got it. I don't know how to do it. I'm on it. Stephen's on the horrible white noise. I know. Thank you for the $100 donation to the boyfriend of a cancer researcher. - Nice. All right, this is again, two points for a correct answer. And we will do lip reading. Three times is all you get. - So she needs a card. - You have yours out? - Yeah. - That sucked. Oh, it's back again. Nevermind. It's fine. What a beautiful day. - Slower, you gotta do that slower. - So what we're trying to do, Kathy is whispering something and Myke can't hear it. - Beautiful day. - What is beautiful? - Indeed. - Day. - Dan? What a beautiful Dan. What is beautiful Dan? - What is beautiful... - A. - And? - You're not supposed to do individual parts, so you can do the whole thing again. - Okay. What... - You have like five guesses. - A beautiful day. - That's it. - I'm done. - What a beautiful Stan. (laughing) I don't know. Three quarters of the way. Where was it? What a beautiful day. Oh, yeah, no. It looked like it had an end at the end. Nope, that did not work. Hi, can you hear me? Don't you understand? (laughing) What a beautiful stand. (laughing) - Don't you-- - Don't go-- - Understand. - Don't go under sand. I don't wanna go under the sand, Jason. It's coarse and it gets everywhere. - Don't you understand. - You understand. - Don't you understand. - Yeah! (clapping) - I was like, why is he talking about Stan so much? - Yeah, who's Stan? - I don't understand either. - Are we? - Oh, I don't remember. Yeah, we'll do that. - Saintjude.org/relay. stjude.org/relay. - Yeah, it's pretty good. You wanna go there now and be like Avery and Megan who just donated $200, Kai another $100, thank you so much. We're at $479,000. (imitates air horn) The button's over there. - We don't need the button, clearly. Money. - Can you hear me? - How did he know? (laughing) - We're gonna have the first question, you know. (laughing) - Up. - Wake me up? (laughing) For a while there was like, wait, be, oh, okay. - Beam me up. - Wait, be up. - Wake me up. - Can't wake up. - We all had that song stuck in our head for weeks. (laughing) - Ready? Look before you leap. Look before you leap. Yeah! (triumphant music) That is good. We're on it now. We're rolling now. Oh, it's my turn. I was just holding on like a goober. All good? Once upon a time. (silence) - What's a bot on top? (laughter) - Yep, yep, yep, nailed it, got it. - It's a weird phrase but it works. (laughter) - Once upon a time. - Once upon a time. - Yeah! (applause) - We're getting better at this. - Yeah. - It only took six hours. - Look, we're not counting yesterday either. - Hey Mary, you need to get mic'd for the next one. - Hi Carrie. Carrie's watching. She's sending me what messages. - Carrie, we're off today. We're doing this. - Oh wait. No. - What? - Is it your turn to do the headphones? - I'm just saying to you, I know what's happening. - Oh, okay, nope, okay. (laughing) - I'm having a lot of problems. You good? - I pushed a button and it made a noise. - Okay, don't worry about it. - Okay, we're good. Do you like turtles? - Oh, little American accent there. - Do you like something that was mumbled? - Do you like turtles? (laughing) All right, one last time. Do you like turtles? - Why? - Why not? She didn't get the English way, I said the American way. - I already find it. - You're not getting it. - Do you like turtles? - Whoa! - See, you did take the American one. When I said turtles, you went again. Turtles, turtles. - Yeah. - You were really struggling there. - G'day mate. - It was incredible. - Do you like turtles? - Do you like turtles? Joe, give me the turtles. - Turtles! (laughing) - What? - So I don't know. - Confetti cannons. (laughing) Confetti cannons. - Funny hands? (laughing) - You got one more go. - It's not that. - Okay. Confetti cannons. Fighting hands, funny hands, fate hands. Fate. Confetti cannons. (laughing) Funny hands. - Funny hands. - Thank you Jeffrey Martin for your donation of $500. - Joe Steele for turtles. - Turtles. - Turtles. - Joe's just metering out. - We are $100 away from 400. - At the dumb things we do. - Oh my goodness. - And we get a timpani. It's not that kind of telethon. - Piece of cake. - Beasts of freezing. (laughing) - I don't know. - Turtles. - Piece of cake. (laughing) - Bees off nan. (laughing) I'm losing it. - Piece of cake. (laughing) - Beets off a dang. (laughing) - Show it to him. (laughing) - Come on! - I needed more cut, I think. - All right. - Beats of dame. - 480. - Oh! - 480,000 dollars! - Thank you! - So cast your family. Very nice. - What are you looking at me like that for? - Beats. (laughing) - Lab-ra-doo-dol. (laughing) - Funny hands. (laughing) - Lab-ra-doo-dol. - Lab-ra-doo-dol. - Yeah. (triumphant music) - I mean, he did shout. (laughing) - Yeah, that would have probably helped. - Yeah, but I was looking in his eyes, and his eyes were scared. (laughing) - I was afraid. - Oh, okay. - Ooh. Let's cure childhood cancer. Let's cure childhood cancer? Yes! Yes! Tom Bridge! $750! Tom Bridge! Absolute legend, friend of the show, Tom Bridge. Good job, $750. We're now coming up in $481. Oh my goodness. Just a second ago, we were coming up in $480. I know, some money is happening. All right. All right. Is this the last one or are we gonna keep going? We'll go to $20. We'll go to $20. We'll go to $20, okay. - I realize none of us know if anything's happening. - We're going to a replay. - Are we? - Of this? - I don't know, just a replay. - Turtles. (laughing) - Piece of cake, and the UK flag. All right, God save the king. - I don't know why we needed that replay. - 'Cause it was amazing. - It was absolutely incredible. My sock is falling down. My sock is falling down. - Bon sock is falling down. - My sock. - My sock is falling down. London Bridge is falling down. My sock is falling down. - All right, so one more each? - Yeah. - Bond sock, what? - Okay, so this will be the last one. This is what the scorekeeper says. - Okay. - No, Myke went first. - That's what the scorekeeper said? - Myke went first. - Oh, she's married to him, so he knows what's happening. - We got one more. - Enthusiast. - Thank you, Jelly. - Real quick. - Something dance enthusiast. - Yes, chicken. - Chicken dance enthusiast. - Yeah! (fanfare) - Thank you to Jelly and Mel. Jelly and Mel. Jelly does all the artwork for this campaign, so like the fighting figures, the faces on the coin, the desk mats, that's all Jelly's work. - We love Jelly. - Yeah. And if you make a donation and get the digital wallpaper pack, those images are in there as well. It's amazing work. Thank you, Jelly. -Including the secret unicorn version. -That's in the screensaver. -Oh, yeah. Not the-- no. -All right, Jelly's all up, but James made the screensaver. It's all finally up. -So this is the last one, Adina? -Last one. -OK, last one. -OK. -God save the king, baby. -God save the king, baby. Yeah! -The baby's what did it. Yeah, Tobin, $300, thank you so much. So we're going to go do some more stuff in a second. Okay. I don't know what it is 'cause I have my earpieces out. We'll spin. We'll spin. Kathy, you wanna spin it? Yes. All right, I am going to stand on this side. Great idea. - Yeah. - So I can see (wheel spinning) what the number means. (wheel spinning) (upbeat music) 11, 30 second challenge. - All right, let's go. So much movement when that happens. Everyone starts running from every direction. - We're doing Skittles. - Skittles? - All right. - All right, excellent. - With the apple heads, 'cause we're gonna-- Skittle Don't know for a thousand age. Oh, yeah, we're definitely everybody Let's get ready for skittles What we got to do he's gonna read the rules I can see they are completely competing simultaneously this says on the couch, but we'll do it right here at the table (laughing) - All right. - Oh God, I can't even get it on my head. - What are you, what is happening? - Someone's gonna take this. Oh, oh it's tight. - Why is this happening? - I can't see through the nose. - I can't see anything. - No, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - I can't even see. - Okay. Is this the 30 second challenge? Wear weird masks? - 'Cause they gotta be able to pull out the red. - Yeah, I think it's gonna be hard enough. All right, well, the idea here is you gotta pick out as many red Skittles as possible and put them in the other bowl. You have 30 seconds. - One hand or two? - You can use as many hands as you have. - I have a death perception problem. (laughing) - Your time is gonna start in a moment. You ready? - Yeah. - Go! (paper crinkling) - I love this, the masks. (laughing) - I don't understand. - I don't understand. - Why we're doing this this way, but they're doing it. - They're doing it great. I'm really impressed. - Maybe it's better this way. - Oh! - Can you focus? - We're tasting the rainbow. - No, they're not tasting the rainbow. They're counting the rainbow. - Stephen had one. - Three, two, one, time. (laughing) - The giraffe needs it. - Ugh. - That's soft. - Yeah, that smells real bad in there. They're counting them up. 21 for Myke. (suspenseful music) - 19, 20, 21, 22. - Yes, Stephen wins! - 23, 24, 28. - Five points for Stephen. - 30, something like that. - You are pulling away. - Continuing my lead. - All right. - So we're gonna go to a video, and then my wife is going to join me for a very special segment. (laughing) Any moment now. - Sugar, too, cancer. Cancer is the devil. Allie, the first time she was diagnosed, it was tough. But then she was getting better. Normalcy was kind of back, and then I had put off going to the doctor because I was taking care of her and stuff. And so finally I was like, I need to go. And then that's when I was diagnosed with breast cancer. [MUSIC] And then she was diagnosed the second time, and she was given basically a death sentence that she was not going to be around to graduate high school. It's a word you just never want to hear, ever. But, yeah, we went through it together. So we got really close. And sometimes I'd forget I had cancer just because I was so worried about her. Because you can't fix it sometimes. And that was my biggest problem as a mom, is moms can't fix cancer. But St. Jude can. Gosh, St. Jude is... God sent. St. Jude. If it wasn't for St. Jude, we say it every day that she wouldn't be here because it's amazing. She beat the odds with the treatment at St. Jude. She graduated high school, went to college, and graduated in May and is engaged and going to get married. She is a walking miracle. I'm always going to be a mom, obviously, but my job is done as in raising her. And I feel like my husband and I did a pretty good job. Oh my God! [applause] And I'm looking proud at her, and that's what I'm seeing. I'm seeing hope and a miracle. I just know there's not dry eye in there. Not sad tears, but happy tears of just where she started and where she is now. Therefore, I pronounce you husband and wife. [APPLAUSE] Cancer made us who we are, and St. Jude helped us get through that. So St. Jude will always be part of our family, always. Congratulations. You did so good. [MUSIC PLAYING] (gentle music) You don't know me, but I'm alive because of you. I came into this world in 1977. The first couple years of my life were pretty normal. Teething, learning to walk, depriving my parents of sleep. But when I turned two, I started getting ear infections that wouldn't get better. I would fall and get bruises that would never go away. After many trips to the doctor, they finally gave me a blood test. A couple of days later, my parents and I arrived at St. Jude. Acute lymphoblastic leukemia, cancer. That was the diagnosis. Back in 1979, the survival rate for kids with ALL was about 50%. Today, it's about 94%. I remember sitting in these huge blue hospital recliners the medicine room with an IV in my hand and talking to the other kids. I also remember the spinal taps. We called them back sticks. But I have many happy memories there too. My favorite thing to do was take one of the doctor stools from the exam room and ride it up and down the halls spinning and bumping into every nurse and doctor along the way. I finished treatment in 1982. Everything Everything was great with my health, but I experienced some difficulty learning in grade school due to some of the effects of the chemotherapy. After extra tutoring help, I finally began to thrive around middle school. It was about this time in my life I started drawing and coloring a lot. It was the one thing I could do that no one graded or told me I needed help with. It was relaxing to me. I put away all bad thoughts and just focused on art. was my escape. By the time I got to high school, my grades were even better. I was taking art classes and I was even in the Art Honor Society. When it was time to go to college, my dad suggested I major in graphic design since I loved art so much. When I got my grades back at the end of the first semester, I found out I had made straight A's. I still had to study like crazy and I worked a full-time time job and tried to have a social life. Then in 1998, my father passed away from a heart attack. It took me seven years to finish, but my perseverance paid off because I graduated with a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Graphic Design with honors. When I walked across that stage, I saw my sad younger self. The little girl who had cancer, the little girl who struggled so much in school, had finally graduated from college. I only wish my dad could have seen me walk across that stage, but I know he was looking down on me from heaven. Now I'm a mother of two kids. I often put myself in my parents' shoes. It's given me an even better understanding and appreciation of how St. Jude affects lives and families. My name is Adrienne. St. Jude gave me a future, more than just a second chance at life. It helped me realize that hard work, perseverance, and the will to never give up will take you further than you've ever dreamed. Sometimes you have to get through the worst to get to the best. If it wasn't for supporters like you, my story would not be possible. You give kids and their families hope. Thank you. [ Music ] >> Welcome back. I want to thank some donator fires. Unfair for $150, Jonathan for $200, Winner Mariah for $100, Linda for $500, Lalerni and Vic Thor for $169, and Tobin $300. I also think earlier in the show, we put out the call for Jortex artwork to be created. cortex of a J. I think we have some now, if we can put those graphics up on screen. Are they up on screen? Do we have the graphics? Uh-oh. It's up. Okay, I don't know which ones you're looking at, but Sigilis and Turquoise Hexagon Sun put together these incredible Jortex pieces of artwork and they're for your enjoyment. Thank you very much. I'm happy we could make that happen. Stjude.org/relay. And now back into studio. What are we doing? I'm going to touch some iPhones. Oh, great. Any reason why? So this is an installment in my ongoing series of very important technology journalism in which I touch devices and try to guess their names. So we did it with iPods and we did it with laptops, and now we're doing it with iPhones. And I'm going to put bets on it. And we're going to put some bets on it for points. We're going to put some bets on it. - Okay. - And we're joined by Mary, who has co-hosted each of these episodes with me for some reason. She keeps doing it. So yeah, we're gonna be betting some points, we're gonna touch some iPhones, it's gonna be sick. - Okay, are you ready for your first device? - Get the fingers ready. - Deep breath. - Oh yeah, I gotta get those. - No, no, no, no. - Oh yeah. - Oh, it's such a shame that everybody just stopped watching now because you did that. - All right, I'm ready, let me know when I can-- - All right, let me take a look. - Do they have a time limit? Are there rules? - They probably should have a time limit. Mary, how long should we give him for each one? - I think 10. - Okay. - Wait, what'd you say? - 10. - 10 seconds? - Wait, are we doing them? - I mean, 30 is way too long. - I think like 30 seconds. - That's different to this. - I think like 30 seconds. There's 10 of them. - Please hold. - We have numbers on bags and numbers on a list. They do not match. So I blame Stephen for this. We could do them in that order and I know them from the stickers, so we can just do it in that way. So if there is any graphics for these, it's not gonna work, just trust us. - All right, here's our first one. - All right, for this one, if Stephen gets this right, he can get four points. If he gets it wrong, I get four points. - Okay, am I good to touch? - Do you know, hang on, do you know what's in these? - No. - No. - Then okay, yeah. You go for it. - So this is an iPhone. - Correct. - No touch ID. - Four each. - This is... - Your time in, right? - This is an iPhone four. - That's four points to Stephen. - Done it. (laughing) - Okay, I need to recalibrate. - More than 10 is gonna be way too long for him. - I gotta recalibrate. - I'm really good at very specific things. (laughing) - Okay. Second iPhone coming up. And... - We'll do two points on this one. - Oh, so this makes me think this one's easy. - Ready, seconds? - Yeah. Go. - It's big. iPhone 7 Plus. - Oh, darn it. - Yeah. - Yes, correct. - Two points. I'm regretting getting involved in this at all. (laughing) - It's the dual camera side by side. and it's not a glass back, so it's gotta be the 7 Plus. That's right, I don't have a wife. I do this for fun. - Hey. - At least you're involved. One point. - That's true. - Oh, this is gonna be easy then. Original. - I'm bowing out of this. - 10, he needs 10 seconds. He does not need longer than that. - I'm no longer involved in this segment. - Original out. - You're just doing this for fun now. This isn't fun. I don't want anything to do with this. I'm done. That was one point, but that's the end of it. There's no more of this, 'cause this is stacked in some way that I'm not happy about. No, I promise. (sad trombone music) Oh, the sound effect guy doesn't approve. There's already been two really difficult ones and he got them immediately, so I don't want anything to do with it anymore. Okay, but I still need your help. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I don't know the difference between these. Do I still get points if I'm right? No. No more points, you're just doing this for fun. That is what they are, yeah. This list is wrong. Gotcha. Okay, nevermind, I'm good if you wanna take the lead. - Okay, are you ready? - I'll still be here, I'll observe it. - Okay, okay, yes, you're ready to go. - Ooh, it's either an SE or a 5S, 'cause it has Touch ID. I'm gonna say... - Final answer? - 5S. 5S. - Yeah, it's an iPhone 5S. - Okay, does that count? Okay, no, but does that count? He said it in time? - But there's no points on the line anymore. - They're taking all the fun out of it. - There's no points on the line anymore. - What about five seconds? If you can get it in five seconds? - If you can get it in five seconds, then we'll put points back on the road. And we'll do two each. If he can't get it, then I get two. If he can get it, he gets two. Five seconds is, I'll take that. I'll take those odds. - But Adini, we gotta like, sync our touching and timing. - Well you say go then. - The timer starts when you touch your phone. - Okay. - Oh, I like that. - So I can inspect its aura before I touch it. - Yeah, yeah, you can feel around it if that makes you feel better. - That's good. Oh, this one feels sad. - Okay. - How many points, Myke? - It's two E's away. - Okay. - I have five seconds? - Yep. - So I can't explain my thought process, I just have to name it. - You can explain after you name it. - All right, you ready, Gina? - Yeah. - 3G. - Boom. - Yeah, easy. - That was it, I was like, "Yeah!" (fanfare) - Round back, now the 3GS would have felt the same, so that was a little luck. - I once again regret being involved in this. I keep like oscillating quickly, however I like this or not. - If you think this is impressive, Think how impressive it would be when we hit $500,000 for the year, StJude.org/Relay. - I don't think these two can be, I don't think we could be graded on this at all. Like I don't think those two things are even close. - If we can hit the number in five seconds, it would be impressive. - No, I agree with that. - Okay. - All right. - All right, when you're ready, Adina, you're ready? - Yes, two points each time though. - Okay. - Six. - He's wrong. - Final answer. - He's finally wrong. - Success. - It's an iPhone 6S. - They're the same. - How do you know? - Great two points for me. - It doesn't bend, so it's a 6S. The 6 had a bending problem. Those feel the same, so that's... - I don't make number grand so many choices. - Well, you got two. Okay, is the box ready? - Yes, ready. - Yes, box is ready. - 4S. - That's correct, was it in time? - Yes, was it in time? - Yes, okay. - They did the success noise. - Two points, yes, Jill decided. - Okay, thank you, Jill. - I'll look back on this evening and I'll realize this was the point where I screwed up. (laughing) - No, 'cause like 18 points difference, which is what it is right now, I can recover from that. This is bad. - But he started this far behind you. - Yeah, I was pretty far behind. - No, when-- - There's plenty of time. - There's plenty of time. - Myke, we have six hours left. - Good point. I still think this is the regret. - Okay, ready when you are. - What phone number is this? - Eight. - Oh, so we got a ways to go. - No. - No. - No? - There's two more. - You got two more. - Okay. - Yeah, 10. - 5C. - Boom. - Because? - Because it's the size of a five, but rounded edges, and it's probably a fun color. - You know, actually, I don't feel like the loser. (laughing) - Dang! That was a low blow. - I know, I'm sorry. - You're a winner 'cause you get to experience this-- - I thought this was all in fun. I didn't think you were real enemies. - Now we're on hour six, things are gonna start to change, you know? Stephen did cheat in the first 45 minutes. - We just had a lot of time together this week. - Yeah. (laughing) - Okay. - Here's this one. - Excuse me. When you're ready. - Need to recenter. - Eight. - That is correct. (triumphant music) - Glass on both sides, and one camera, it's an eight. (laughing) - The thing that is surprising to me is this is all in your head? Like you have this knowledge. All the time, all the time. You know what I could do if I applied my brain to something useful in the world? Yeah, I know. This would be quite incredible. I could be a researcher across the street, but instead I'm doing this. Yeah. Final one. Final one. Okay, last phone when you're ready. Last one, I've only missed one, right? That's correct. Yep. Okay. - Seven. - Yeah. - That's correct. - You got it. - Seven. - You get that one, you get it. - All right. - Wow. - Nine out of 10. - Not bad, sir. - Very impressive, upsettingly impressive. - Thank you. - Very impressive nonetheless. - It's like finding out one of your friends is really good at something no one should be good at. - Yeah, I did just find that out. - All these guests are very impressed. - That's exactly what happens. - What was the damage on that one, Adina? - About a thousand points. - I have to triple check with my score keeping group, - I think it's 17 for Stephen and two for you. - Oh, two well-earned points from me there for your 17. - That's really good. Should we do a wheel spin? Oh, we gotta do some bamboozle beans. - The animist. - Oh, I'm not sure my constitution right now can handle these, but we'll find out. - No, the constitution's an American thing. (drumming) (laughing) Drum kit sound effect. -Thank you. Whoever did that, thank you. -Jason, you're closest. Do you want to spin the wheel? I'm going to get my glasses so I can see what the wheel says. -Myke's never going to have those beans unless we guilt him into it, is all I'm saying. -Thank you, Anonymous, for the $1,000 gift. -Two, relay lip reading. -All right, let's do it. (upbeat music) Thank you Anonymous for $1,000 donation. Thank you Anonymous for $101 donation. Thank you Unfed for $150, Jonathan for $200, and Winamri for $100. I inspired people with my phone touching. - Most of those were before you started, but you probably didn't. $1,000 is a pretty good inspirational amount. - Yes. - Who do you want as your partner? I will take you again. - Okay. - I think we have a pretty good rapport. - Back there. - That's a very strange thing to say. - After working together for a decade. - I like to say we kinda know each other. - Just a little bit. - All right, we've slept in tiny Airbnbs together. - It's true. - So do you wanna tell the story? Can we tell the good story? - Yes, so we were at the XOXO conference. - In Portland. - In Portland a long time ago, and we rented like a apartment, but it was really like a studio type thing. - Yeah. - I was on the couch. - Well, it's not entirely true. There was one bedroom. - But we gave it to a friend. - A friend took that one. - So they had some privacy. I was sleeping on the couch. You were on an air mattress. - On the floor, yeah. - And at like four o'clock in the morning, I wake up to see Jason, like, hunched over the countertop. - In the kitchen. - In the kitchen. It was all open, right, so I could see him. And I thought, he's having a heart attack. - Yep. - And I'm not sure I know what to do. - Now let's wind back 15 minutes. - Stephen is dozing away on his fancy couch while I'm on the floor on the air mattress. - The couch wasn't that good. - I have a horrendously painful leg cramp, which as my wife can attest, I will leap out of bed and scream bloody murder until I can stretch it out and it stops. But I don't wanna bother and frighten my friend Stephen, so I keep it all inside. - So you bothered and frightened your friend Stephen. - I do the silent scream. I open my mouth, but don't let sound come out. I'm in a strange place on an air mattress. I try to find a way to get up and stretch my leg so I can stop the pain. After which, 'cause now I've got a cramp in my leg, after which I go over to the sink. I drink a lot of water. And I stand there and try to stretch out my leg to make it feel better. And then Stephen's like, I thought you were gonna die. And I'm like, you were asleep while I was dying. (laughing) This is the aftermath. I'm fine now. - Yeah. I'm glad you're okay. - Thank you Brandon for the $150 donation. - I'm glad you slept through it. I should've just screamed, that would've been nice. You good? - Pumpkin spiced latte. - Bumpkin. - I don't know, that's all I got, which is probably not right. - Pumpkin spiced latte. everyone's favorite drink, the pumpkin spice latte. - Yes! (bell dings) Everyone's favorite drink. - Thank you. - Here you go. (clears throat) - I love to hula hoop. - You love to hula hoop? - Yeah. (bell dings) - Oh, I thought it was like, "Roo-rah-roo." (laughs) - Oh, "Roo-rah-roo." - Roo-bah-roo. - Roo-bah-roo. Look how good that score looks. - Roo-bah-roo, roo-bah-roo. - Oh, that's-- - I don't like it. - Oh, that's really upsetting. But well earned. - Fit as a fiddle. Feet, hat, and finger. (laughing) Why do you like hands so much? Also feet. Fit-- I'm not making hammers. Fit-- Nope, you're too loud. Fit as a fiddle. Oh, fit as a fiddle. There you go. Feed in a-- Fit as a fiddle. Earlier, he just kept yelling funny hands, because that's what I said. It's not good. Counting chickens. Cow chicken? Turtles. Counting chickens. Counting chickens? (triumphant music) Unbelievably, that was the one. That was the counting crows before they went big. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, you got a lot of audience love for that. Your turn. All right. No, it's your turn. Sorry, it's very confusing. - Fantastic, Brando came through with another 150. Nice. - Spin that wheel. Sputnik. It's not Sputnik. No? - Unbelievably. - Spin that wheel. Wheel. Spoon and, he's laughing so I don't think that's it. All right, you have one more time? Okay. Spin that wheel. Spin that wheel. - There you go. - How many points of influence? Is it two for the-- - Uncanny. - Two for each correct one? - Yep, each correct. - Yep. - Turd, uh-oh. Turtle. It was making some weird beeping noises. - Yeah, it went boodoo. - See, see, yep. Can I have a turtle? A cookie. Can I have a doody? [laughter] Can I have a cookie? Can I have a cookie? Yes. [bell rings] She asked for a raise. Yeah. She wants biscuits. She'll ask you. [laughter] (eerie music) - Eggs in one basket. - What? - Hand it one basic. - It's not that. - It's not that, not at all. Eggs in one basket. - Handed one basic. (laughing) Same thing you said. - Yeah, I know. - Thank you, Nick and Pilecki for $300. Switch on. - Yeah, switch on. Sorry. - Eggs. - My time now. (laughing) - In one basket. [BREATHING] -Jason's broken. -We are live. -And in one-- -Don't say basic. -Band-aid. -Eggs in one basket. -He really wanted to say basic again. -Do we need to go one more round? Or is that an even number? - One more round. - Okay, so you finish this off with another Will Spin. - Yep. - Yep. - I-- - No. - Yep. - Yeah. - Yep. - Emma, could you pass me a cup? - Yes, sir. - Thank you so much. - I think these need to be charged. I think-- - I don't know what's going on with that. - Yeah. - Thank you, Christopher, for your $100 donation. - I like talking to you. - I like to eat YouTube. I Like talking to you oh No, I Like talking to you (laughing) - You gotta say something. You gotta try. - I like... Turtles. (laughing) - Thank you, Kristen and Fisher for the $100. I like torture turtles. - Oh. - It was the to you. - Yeah. - To you. - That's not hard. - So we tied six to six. - Okay. - So the relationship between our points does not change. Mr. Snell. - Yes, sir. - Spin that wheel. (wheel spinning) - Oh yeah, number five. Myke gets five points and a compliment. - Ooh. (laughing) - You can't hear it, but they play cricket sounds. - Oh. (laughter) - Shouldn't be this hard. - No it's not, I'm doing it for comedic effect. - Sure you are. - You are an amazing listener. - Oh thank you. - You're welcome. Five points for Myke, the loser. Let's do one more. - Hey whatever you know, it's gotta happen sometimes. - We're gonna do one more spin, and then we got a next event. Number three. Name that drawing. All right. Can we take a very quick break? Can we take a quick break? Absolutely. Thank you. I need a very quick break. Yeah, yeah. All right, we'll be right back. Thank you. This, what happened, changed my perspective about life because she can go on living for a long time. But you know, cancer, it's like, it's ironic how it can be a death sentence and at the same time tell you, "Hey, live," right? Live. We'll describe her as someone very happy. She's always been a happy kid. - She's bubbly. She's intelligent. She's cute. She's everything. - What fun things do you get to do with Memphis? - I just play. We're from the Philippines. It crushed our heart when we knew about her disease. She has stage four neuroblastoma. We're here at St. Jude to treat her disease. - And St. Jude said, "Very kind to us "because you don't have to worry about this stuff anymore. "All you have to do is live the moment with your kid." For every opportunity that we get to be together, we grab that. whatever happens and Saint June made it possible. The hope that I felt here was like, we live each day, you know? But when she got here, she saw squirrels, she ran, she played with other kids, she played football, you know? And for me, that tells you she has a future. There is so much kindness in the world. You come here and yeah, it's real. Kindness is real. There's no, you're from this country, there's nothing, there's no divide in that aspect. We're all here to help one another because we're going through something. Yeah, and I think St. Jude has done that. When you're together, you can make things happen. [MUSIC PLAYING] At St. Jude, we receive letters from across the country and around the world. This one, from Ira Jackson of Waterford, Michigan, reminds us our mission is greater than any individual, that we are all united behind empathy and selflessness. Dear friends, this is without a doubt the most difficult letter I have ever written. - As I can no longer support the suffering children of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. - I have been using a portion of my social security check to send my donations to St. Jude. And this is my only income. - I have been very sick. The hardest part about going to visit the University of Michigan Comprehensive Cancer Center. - Is seeing so many children who have cancer, who without help have no chance to live. It's so heartbreaking. I'm an old man now. I am 69 and have had a good life. So the gist of this letter is to ask just one person. To take my place and continue to contribute to St. Jude. (speaking in foreign language) I was told that I will die soon. I am prepared for death. But these little children should have their chance to play and grow into healthy adults. It is my last wish that you use this to find just one person who will say, "I'll take IRA's place." Thank you all, and may our Creator bless you. Ira H. Jackson. I'll take IRA's place. I'll take IRA's place. I'll take IRA's place. I'll take IRA's place. I'll take IRA's place. [MUSIC PLAYING] Since I was in junior high, I knew I wanted to work with kids with cancer. And I have been at St. Jude now for a little over 20 years. You form really special bonds with these families. we're able to offer them hope. St. Jude is special. It's science, it's the future, it's kindness. It is one man's dream that no child would die in the dawn of life. This mission is now all across the country and all across the globe and sending this mission of hope everywhere. I mean, I know that I have that passion, but to know that so many others have that passion, It's humbling, and I think something that everyone can learn from St. Jude is things are better when we're together. When you participate, when you help, when you give. It makes you part of a mission that's bigger than yourself. - Welcome back. - I'm better now. - That's good. We have another round of Name That Drawing. - Jeez. - Stephen wins. - Stephen wins. - I pick Kathy. - Excellent. - Okay. - And you get to go first. - Okay, do you wanna draw? - Sure. - I'm just ignoring this box for now. - Don't worry about it. - Don't worry about that. - No box there. - I'm ready. Sabertooth tiger. Walrus. - Yes. ( fanfare ) - Okay. - All right. I wouldn't have gotten that one. I was thinking spider. It's like the tooth and the mustache? - Yeah. - Yeah. Oh, no, I see it. As soon as he said it, I saw it. Jason, I was really getting away from you there. Live on Twitch, Jason's-- It's rolling! Race is aboard. That's a reassuring face. - Ready? - It's me. - It's Myke. - Ready? - Yeah, I'm also ready. - Anyone else ready? No, no letters. - Fine. - No letters. Cheater, cheater. [laughing] - Switch on? - Yes. That feels like half points. - That feels like half points. - Nope. I don't think you-- you're lucky you got points at all. - There was a letter. - It's not how it works. - Well, I didn't cheat. - Keep writing. I had nothing to do with it. I know, but your brother did. I allow it. He allows it. All right. You ready? Uh-huh. Line, horizon, United States, Florida. United States. That's Maine. I was going to say Power Mac G3. That's Florida. Just hold it, Stephen. Just bear with me here. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. I'm going to go ahead and put it on. - I'm gonna say Power Mac G3. - That's Florida. - Just hold on, Stephen, just bear with me here. - Oh, say can I, what is that? - It's the Power Mac G3. - I can't believe you got the United States from what he did. - No, because see, here's the trick for this game. - Well, that was a lot. That was a lot. - You just say the words that are coming to your brain. - I'm just surprised that that gave you that. - Maybe this is like an American thing, right? Like I don't, maybe like you could probably. Someone say God save the king, baby. - Carrie did. - Oh, thank you, Carrie. God save the king indeed. (laughing) - Can we get a UK flag wipe just-- - We just got that. - Yeah, absolutely. - Oh, it happened. It actually had just happened. That's why I saluted. - Oh, hi. - There we go, thank you. - Okay. - All right. You don't salute, I think you bow. No, we salute. We salute. All right. You high five the king. I wish. It's very casual. You ready? Yeah, he's into that. I'm ready. It's a person. Astronaut. Diver. Helmet. Spacesuit. Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. It's a person. - A helmet, a space suit. - Oh, I know what it is. - Oh yeah. - I have no idea. Diver, balloon room. - Do we have a timer going? - Space suit. - He's drawing a football player. - Helmet. - Jump rope. - Jump rope. (sad trombone) - Oh, okay. Shut up. I thought it's like a big dome helmet or something on them. It's the rope. Yeah. No. I don't think it is. Can you come and draw me jump rope, please? Jason, how would you draw-- [LAUGHS] [DING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah, but that'd be like double-dust. That's skipping, though, right? Isn't that a different thing? No. No, it's like-- Fair enough. That was a good drawing. Yeah, get that dry erase cleaner right in the nostrils. Yeah, multiple times. I'm feeling good. - If anybody wants some of it later, we can hook you up. - There's a whole bottle there. - All right, take your pen back. - I would love it, thank you so much. - You're very welcome. You ready, Stephen? - Oh yeah, sorry, I was answering a technical question. - That's fine. - About an iPhone charger, it wasn't that technical. Okay. - Ready? - I'm ready. iPhone 4S. (crew laughing) Grass skirt, Hawaii, ballerinas, ballet. What did the ballerinas wear? - Juju! - Oh, good one. (bell dinging) - I'm worried about you there for a second. - Yeah, I was really reaching for it. Really reaching for it. Who went first? - You did? - Yep. - Okay. Okay. - So this is the last one? - This is the last one. - All right. - I think we'll do one more wheel spin after this and then we'll deal with these boxes. - Yeah, I'm ready. - Okay. Jump rope. - Koala. ( music playing ) Big Ben. Houses of Parliament. - The UK. - Can't gesture. Great Britain. England. England. You can say it right. You don't have to think about that part. Well, that's-- that's-- this is-- I know it's the UK. I was just setting you in the right direction. What's that situation over on the right-hand side? This is the United Kingdom. See, this is a similar thing to what happened to you. - I knew immediately what that was. - This is Scotland, and this is England. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We've actually proven that. - It's over here, but I didn't get to that. That idea, right? That, like, it's basically just chicken nuggets. Both of our countries look like chicken nuggets. I'm gonna spin the wheel one more time, and then we will do the next challenge. Thank you, Mark, for your donation of $500, Myke, $100, and Anonymous, another $1,000. - Eric, $500. - Wow. - We're at $487,000. - Wow. - That's $12,688 remaining to our goal of half a million dollars. - Did you do that mentally? - No, it's written right there. - Okay. I was just, uh-- - I wished I could do that. - I was gonna go this way, I guess. - Myke did some mental counting. - Come over here. Jason, your tea is steeping over here. - It's not steeping. It's just getting cold. - Smells good. Okay. - I think you're reading Sarah and Nathan. ( machine whirring ) Here we go. Number one, human hippos. - All right. - So we'll do that after the challenge we have to do. At some point in the next few hours, we'll do that. - Okay, so we're gonna bank a human hippos. - We'll bank it. You really wanna keep your hippos in the bank with interest rates as high as they are? - Yeah. - And keep your money safe, too, 'cause they're very dangerous. - The hippos guard the money. - You can trust him. Look at him. (wheel spinning) - Oh, that's good for Myke. That's good for Myke. - That's very good for Myke. - Number five. - Myke needs that. - Myke gets five points. - And? - Myke, you're being a very gracious loser. - Thank you. - You're welcome. (laughing) - To be honest, I do wanna hear that, 'cause like I'm on the edge. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - You're doing great. - Thank you. (laughing) - Okay, can someone explain what happens next? Because I don't know what's happening. It's a box and there's a pair of scissors on each box. We need someone to explain it on camera. All right, so this is an item, not just from real AFM lore, but from all human lore. Yes. You are being asked to competitively assemble from the great land of Sweden, the greatest invention furniture of all time. And Stephen's favorite. And Stephen's favorite and my favorite too. Actually Stephen's least favorite, you hate some. The Calax. 25 points to the winner. Myke you can even it up right here if you can use an allen wrench better than Stephen in assembling flat pad Swedish furniture. Oh he's a dad though. I can't compete with that. Well you're gonna you're gonna compete. No the points are good the points are good let's keep - Just keep them as they are. - Step it up. - So we have to build it, and then you have to judge that it's built. - Yep. - And then we get to hit the timer just 'cause it's fun? - Yeah. - Sure. - Sweet. - I'm gonna put the timer right here. - Yep, perfect. - Nothing bad could happen to it? - I like that you think there is a possibility we finish at the same time. - Ah yes, so producer Jill says, hit the buzzer when you're ready for us to judge whether it's built. - So there's like craftsmanship at stake. - No, I mean, we're just, if you cut corners. - If it counts. - I guess there is also a possibility-- - Like no pieces left over. - Ah, okay. - That's impossible with Ikea. No, sometimes they are left over. - Like, no, it's not a leftover if it's meant to be there. - Yes, that's right. - As an extra. - Like extra screws or something. - Yeah. - All right, are you ready? - Hang on, hang on. I'm getting into dad. - Oh yeah, he's rolling up his sleeves. - Going into sport mode. - Show the forearms. - Sport mode here. - Yeah, you wanna start a workout? Wanna start an Ikea workout? - Yeah. So there's a funny story about the art on the scoreboard. The first version of it, the animated Stephen was not in a tunic and he was just shirtless. And that came back real quick saying, no, he has to be dressed. - Also a funny thing about the school board and its original incarnation, I couldn't score a point until Stephen scored a point. - Well, that-- - That was a bug that was there. - Software development is hard. Nevermind that who developed it, we went to college together, it's fine. - Yep. - Okay, you ready? I guess. what the scissors are for. - Well, you'll find out. - I just don't think the scissors are gonna do what they're sitting there to do. - Gentlemen, assemble some furniture. And the rock, ladies and gentlemen. - Oh, we've got an interesting-- - Steve is tearing apart the box. - The cardboard. Pull out. - Oh, it smells like furniture. - Myke has revealed. - Ooh. - Slide it off. - All right, it's the black color. - Special it. - That's what I have on mine. Directions, yep. Someone might need to tell some stores why we're doing this or something, you know? - Jason, having fun? - I am. - Yeah. - I enjoy Calax's, Kathy. I have three, what, two by, by five Calaxes, two by four, I don't know. - So much to tell a good story. - I have the off-brand Calaxes. - Do you go to Ikea often? - It's really far away. It's over by the airport. - Oh, that's tragic. - It's like a full day trip to try and make it there. So I don't have a lot of experience building Ikea things in particular. - Those Calaxes, all my back yard furniture is from Ikea too. - Oh, nice. - Fozong. Yeah, that's a fun story. I couldn't find pillow covers. Oh no. And I put it out to the Upgrade audience and an Upgrade listener in Norway found it at his Ikea. Man, the Upgradians. After several other Upgradians went to their local Ikeas and couldn't find them in stock. Wow. And it's not quite the same shade of gray as the other one, so I always know that that was the one from Norway. That was the special one, the international version. How's it going, Stephen? Two shades of gray. Pretty good, I think. - It is. Just two shades of gray. - Yeah. - Ooh, I almost had a terrible mistake there. - Uh-huh. Got some Allen wrenching going on here. This is, is this a thing? Probably there's like competitive IKEA on the internet somewhere, right? - Oh, I'm sure. Absolutely. - I'm trying to think of another interesting story about IKEA. - About IKEA, I don't know. Have you ever had the Swedish meatballs? - I have. - I have not. - Okay, they're good. - You know that monkey in the coat was at an IKEA. - Yep, yep, that was a great-- - What? - What? (laughing) - What are you talking about? - There was a-- - The picture of the monkey in the fur coat. - Oh, the thing that went around the internet like 10 years ago. - Yes, that was an IKEA. - I don't know what anyone's talking about. - Somebody left their pet monkey in a, or somebody came into the Ikea and saw sitting in the children's play area a monkey wearing a coat. - At least it wasn't cold. - Yeah. - It was not a monkey play area. - No. - I think if the monkey's there, by definition, it's a monkey play area. - Yeah, I think monkeys play-- - I wanna say Stephen's ahead here, but it's still real close. - It's very close. - Thankfully this isn't like a five by eight or something, whatever the big one is that I have. - Every time I look at Myke, he seems to be going backwards. (laughing) - Well he's left-handed so everything's flipped. - Oh, that must be why. - I'll go from the back. - I see. Society itself is against him. - Indeed. So are all of the IKEA Allen wrenches the S ones? - I've never used an S one before. - I'm used to the L ones. - When I build IKEA furniture I use real tools. - Not allowed here. It's way more entertaining. - You can actually, if your electric screwdriver has hex parts, you can just use those instead and it's much more efficient. - Yes. - But we're not here for efficiency. - No, we're here for entertainment. - Apparently someone's here for speed. I don't think it's-- - Oh. - Oh no. Oh no, Michael. (laughing) - I give up. - Myke, could you do what Stephen thought that he might have done? - I almost did it, but then I didn't do it. There we go. - Yeah, they gotta be flush for sure. - Jason, you wanna read some donations? - I'd love to. Let's see, where were we? Mark Nichols, $500. Eric, $500, thank you. Andrew M, $100. Joe Steele, an enormous fan of the Cal-Ax. $100 again. - Noted Cal-Ax fan. - He is, huge Cal-Ax fan. And Michael Cavey, $100. So thank you, we're up to $487,700 now. Impressive. - Wow. That's a big number. - Feel like I should just go help Steve out. - Just to get this over with sooner? - Yeah. - Oh Myke, you're back to zero. I know I hadn't know how did this work? Can I tell a story about building furniture? Oh? I shouldn't have done that I Wasn't paying attention. I did not need to do what I just did When we were expecting our first child You know you get the crib we got it from a family member It's like it wasn't like an heirloom, but even like passed around the family we lived in this little apartment by the university and I don't think Mary was home, but I was like gonna like watch a movie and build the crib So I built the crib in the living room only to find out it wouldn't go through the door so I had you like unbuild the crib and put it back in Put it back together in the room Thank You Jonathan for your $1,250 Thank You Jonathan Absolutely (upbeat music) - I feel kind of bad. - Yeah. - Like I want sympathy support. - You feel bad for me. - Yes. - You just stopped to tell a story. - I know, that's what I'm saying. - Kathy, just go get the sledgehammer and bring it over to Stephen. (laughing) - I feel sympathy towards you, Myke. - Man, these little ridges are so hard on the hands. - Yeah. - We have soft, delicate podcaster hands. - It's true. Oh no, I didn't save my project in Logic. Jason. - Yes, Stephen. - You have been obviously having your review iPhones, but you're also working on your macOS Sonoma review. - I am. - While in Memphis. How's Sonoma shaping up? - It's pretty good. You know, I'm just gonna come on down here with you. We're gonna do a little CalX side chat. You know, I think most Mac users don't really want dramatic change in their operating system. Hey! Hey! Hey! Take your hands off of this! It's okay, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I just want this done. I mean, like, he's gonna finish real soon. What else? Hey, widgets on the desktop. Do you like 'em? I don't love them being on the desktop. If only there was a place to put them that was some sort of status area. It would be nice, wouldn't it? It's fine, I just think they're a little distracting. And can you explain the behavior, like when you click on the desktop, like they come to life in a weird way? And like, it's just like-- - Yeah, you can choose to have them be full color all the time, but otherwise when they're not at the front, they go gray. They just kind of like-- - No, we all. - We all do, but yeah, it's the old widgets. - The old widgets. - So yeah, that's absolutely true. Let's see, what else? Yes, I wish that there was some other way you could call them forward instead of having to just hide all your open windows and look at the desktop. - And they're like part of the desktop level. So like if you-- - Yeah, you can't float them above the desktop. They live on top of the desktop. - So you have to like hit show desktop and then they're just there. - Or actually they change the default. So if you just click on the desktop by default. - Everything moves. - Everything moves and you just hit the desktop. I do not like this feature. - I don't like that either. - And I turn it off immediately. You can turn it off. Let's pop him. - I think things are pretty sad over here. - No, you're doing great. - What if we took away Stephen's-- - It's fine. - Alan Ranch. - It's fine. Oh man, I'm getting ready to round this out. Let's not do that. This is why the universe gave us drills. - Yeah. - Yeah. Not today. - Power PCs and power tools. - That's right. - Yeah, Myke, before the show started 14 hours ago, Jason and I had an in-depth conversation about Code Warrior and the transition to Xcode. - Yeah. - Do you know what? That doesn't surprise me. - You missed out. - It was really good, we should've recorded it. - Wait, where? - In the green room. - In the green room. (laughing) We didn't think we'd need content later, you see. That was the problem, that was our mistake. - We always need content. - I know, well today of all days. - If you wanna be a part of the content, go to stdew.org/relay. - Yeah. - And maybe the-- - Maybe it will read your name. - Maybe it's time for a... Oh, you hit the button. - Okay. Listener Erica and Editor Stephen. - Oh. - With a very numinous 44444 American donation. I'm sure they calculated that in Canadian. And then it came over. Thank you, Erica and Stephen. Maybe it's time for a donation poll. Control room. - How do those work? - We have some polls we can put up. And I'd say we start with the spiciest of all topics. Vote with your dollars where the Mac OS dock belongs. - Oh, all right. - Left, bottom, or right. So that will be on the donation page, I'm sure, in just a few minutes. And we'll let it run for a while, and we'll report back. - Yeah. Ooh. - Yes, yeah. Earlier someone in the control room was like, "It goes in the bottom, if it's not there, you're wrong." And I fired them. - Yeah. - That'll work for me. - But I tried anyway. - Tried anyway. How you doing? Myke's further along than I feared he would be. I wasn't really that sweaty and hot until this. - Yeah. Usually I don't peel furniture in a suit. (laughing) Here we go. - You should do it more often. - Snug that down. - So Stephen and I will occasionally talk about our love of the CalX. And then one day I was walking down my street and what did I spy but a CalX out on the street with a big sign on it that said free. - Did you take it? - And friends, I took that thing so fast. - You had to adopt it. I didn't even know where I was gonna put it, but I was gonna put it somewhere. - You needed a new room. - Control room, we need screwdrivers for one of these steps. Well, all we have is a wrench and there's a, I have a screwdriver in my backpack. - What, you're gonna, what wall are you gonna fix it to? Like, what are you talking about? - No, you need a screwdriver for one of these parts. - What's this supposed to be for, like for doors? - It's for the brackets. We need to fill up that screwdriver. - The brackets are to fix it to the wall though. We're not gonna do that. - So am I done? - I don't know. - If I hit that prematurely. - Stephen, go find your screwdriver. I don't know what to tell you. (laughing) - I'm gonna find my screwdriver. (laughing) - Jason, Jason, Jason, come on. - Excuse me, I'm squeezing here. - No, get the other arm. - How's it going? - Sweaty. control room says I'm in the green room let's go no over here Jackson okay that'll do Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. - Look at that blisters. (laughing) - I got him. - Here he comes. (laughing) - Aw, I love that. - Hey! (laughing) - I don't know what happened. - I was over there though. - You missed one, you missed one. - Sabotage. The charity event. (laughing) Here. Thanks. Come on. Use those muscles you've been using. These little baby calyxes are so cute. You don't have the brackets in. You're not supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. You're supposed to be doing that. - These are so cute. (laughing) You don't have the brackets in. - It's not going on the wall. - It's not for the wall. - Yes it is. - You didn't win. I call foul. My screw was loosened, I had to run get a screwdriver and you didn't finish building it. Yeah, we don't know where these are going. - Yep. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The control room's opinion is not warranted here. Okay, because this is meant for like an on the wall thing, but I figured it's not going to be on the wall. We don't know where the studio is going to put these. Oh, although there is. Because they have these now. That's not very... No. That's not. No, Myke, it's not up to code. Nope. Nope. I would not trust my books with that. (upbeat music) - Stephen, you should just hit the button. I'm gonna do it right. - Okay. - Oh God, I'm gonna strip it. If you wouldn't take points building an unsafe piece of furniture, that's up to you. I'm not a dad, I don't have to worry about these things. I don't know kids in my house. - It seems pretty. - Yeah. Come on. I just want to, you know, increase my craftsmanship level, you know? Yeah, I don't know if I feel comfortable. Like, could I sit on this? Yeah, sit on it. Just see what happens. It's because it's on an uneven floor. Yeah, it's pretty stable. (upbeat music) I mean, it's a speed race, right? (laughing) - But you didn't finish it. - Yeah, give it to Myke. - Yeah. - You know I can't write the secret. - Nobody does this. - 25 points. - 25 points to Myke. - I'm not shaking your hand. (triumphant music) You built an unsafe piece of furniture, my friend. (laughing) - Well, but, Stephen, this is-- - I sat on it. - Yeah, but what has it done? - But I've cleared, I have many Kalex's and I've never put those brackets. - You live in an earthquake zone. - It still falls over, you know? I don't know what to tell you. - And so when you put it against the wall, it's safe. - We're tied. We each get 25 points. - No. - No. - Let's watch a video before they kill each other. - Yeah, that sounds like a good smart, good, good. (soft music) The moon is always so bright. The moon moves Earth's tides. It's something that in the dark, it gives you light. And that is something powerful. So since I was young, I always knew I was going to have a daughter. And I always knew she was gonna be named Luna. [MUSIC PLAYING] Luna has been fighting cancer since mid-2017. We first started treatment in Guatemala. We had what we thought at the time was a successful treatment for leukemia. Nobody wants to hear your child has cancer, but it's something way more difficult when we are so close to finishing treatment and they tell you your child has relapsed. There's nothing we can do. However, they said, "We can ask St. Jude." Oh boy, those were like the longest days ever. One day they called us and they say, "Okay, St. Jude has something for Luna, and this is not gonna cost you anything." And it was like a huge weight out of my shoulders. As soon as we stepped in the hospital, it was so amazing because St. Jude is a place that shows that there is good in this world. It's like a beacon of light amidst the darkness that cancer is. [ Music ] [Spanish] [MUSIC] For me, this journey with cancer has given me a totally different perspective. [MUSIC] We experienced two relapses. [MUSIC] And at this point, we don't know what's going to happen in the future. future. My dream is having her be happy doing whatever she wants. But I always say it doesn't really matter in the end if we get five extra good years or if we get complete remission. Because when St. Jude started the success of cancer treatment for kids was really, really, really low. And now it's like an army of people working together, following the same dream, which is getting a 100% success rate for curing childhood cancer. And whatever St. Jude discovers is shared with the world. So what they are learning from Luna's experience will become something even bigger with time. That is somehow her legacy. That's something invaluable. And I really feel grateful for it. Muchas gracias. [Music] Going back to high school as a 15-year-old girl with no hair, I didn't really have a lot of self-confidence, of course, and that's something that I think a lot of teenage girls—I never expected to be a bald teenage girl. But all those things just kind of faded away when I was there because I remember rolling back into town for the first time. Neighborhood friends and family and people in the community, they'd made orange bows and they put them on every mailbox in town. People had painted their doors orange. They had like painted an entire underpass bridge orange with my mural on it. It was insane. And orange is the color for leukemia awareness. So I mean, I was just in complete shambles and tears Driving back into town because I felt so loved and supported And Welcome back. It's no secret that I was recently robbed of 25 points and I'm here to set the record straight. So we have the Cadillacs that I built complete with its safety brackets (laughs) - Like he's gonna make it safer? - And we have Myke's, which was sloppily put together while cheating. So we're just gonna see how they hold up. - I decided to go to my happy place. - So. - I like this. (balloon pops) - No damage at all. - Wow. - Perfectly fine. - No safety brackets, so safe. - Perfectly fine. (balloon pops) Brackets would have saved you from this happening. Let's now turn to Myke in the balloon room. (laughing) - How's it going, buddy? - I don't like what's been done to me today. (laughing) I don't feel like this was fair. It's fine. Hey buddy. I want to make it up to you. I don't know if I can trust you. You still got that sledgehammer? No, it's over there. Here we go. Hello. Okay, okay. That's right on my microphone. I'm sure everyone appreciates that. Okay, that's enough of that. Okay, let go. (laughter) You want to go to stjew.org/relay. Kevin, $200. Chris O'Brien, $100. We are at $490,000 in the month of September. September is Childhood Cancer Awareness Month, which is why we do this in September. And up next, I think we're going to do a wheel spin. So, do one of y'all want to spin the wheel? And then after that, we're doing the hippo game again. - Let's spin the wheel. (wheel spinning) Ooh, lip reading. - That looks like an 11 to me, Jason. - Oh, I'm sorry, it just ticked over. - 30 second challenge. - It's a 30 second challenge. Let's do it. All right. That's weird. It looked like a 10, but it was actually an 11. I know. Thank you for clarifying that. Happy, clean face, kicking around. What's our next 30-second challenge? Yep. Fishbowl. All right. All right, we are going to show you a video while we set up for this 30-second challenge. Yes. The video is longer than the challenge. Stay tuned. [MUSIC PLAYING] Good job, buddy. Say ah. Ah. St. Jude, it means the world to me because I want my kid to be happy. I want him to feel safe. I want him to be happy no matter what the circumstances. And St. Jude, bringing that to him as much as they do, means everything to me. And then of course, saving his life is here. That's a big deal. Part of our work at St. Jude is to focus on the whole child. So we're working on addressing their physical needs, their health needs with treating their catastrophic illness, but then also along with social work, psychology, child life, spiritual care. Part of taking care of the whole child is providing them school support, giving them a sense of normalcy in an extraordinary setting. At St. Jude School, or Imagine Academy, we're going to get through this, we're going to get school, and we head home, we're going to go right back into school and be ready to go. It brings them a sense of peace, learning and growing their minds, and getting excited about new ideas. Their school program is amazing. They give you one-on-one time. When I went back to school, I was still up to date and actually ahead in some ways. I thank St. Jude for that because I got to graduate on time with no problem. To our donors, whoever you are, wherever you are, however little you do or however much you do, it makes a difference. And every bit all gets piled together to make the care that these kids receive possible. which is what any donor would want for their own child or their grandchild or their neighbor's child. St. Jude is hope. What you provide to St. Jude makes that possible. Hope lives every day in our school and that's what it's all about. Step right up, step right up. It's time for an old-fashioned carnival challenge. It's the ping pong balls and the fishbowls. Fish in a bowl. Fish in a bowl. Nine little teeny tiny fish bowls designed for you not to get any ping pong balls in them. And from where you're standing, you will have 30 seconds to get as many ping pong balls in them as possible. Most wins, five points? - Yep, five points. - Okay. - You ready? - Yep. - Go! - Oh. (laughing) - Myke's throwing them eight at a time. All of the time. Stephen being more methodical. No success yet. - Yeah, none, zero in bowls. - Okay, got one in the ear. - Oh, we got one! - We got one in. Five, four, three, two, one. Stop! - Did I get one each? - Yes. - And with the last chuck at the very end, - I'm gonna say it was after the final buzzer and Myke won that one. (laughing) - Well, I would like to argue that in fact, the throwing was done before the buzzer, but it landed after. - You think it made it in? - I think it made it in. I think it's a tie. - All right, well then it's a tie. Both of you get five points and a couple of changes. - Okay. Should I go spin the wheel? 'Cause-- - Yeah, we gotta clean this up. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This just in. - Oh, he got two. - I got two. - Oh! - Steve wins, five to Stephen. Zero to one. - I'd like to thank everyone who helped me get here. My trainers. - There were so many balls thrown in the last second. - It was chaos. All right. - All right. - Sorry. - You're doing great, Ricky. - Whatever this is, we won't come back over here for a little while. - But the hippos. - But the hippos, they're so hungry. - And human. - And human. - They're so very human. (machine whirring) - I think the lights went off again. - 10, relay lip reading. - It really wants us to do that. - Should we just do that while the, oh, it looks like it's, oh, actually it looks like it's gotten very clean over there very quickly. So we're gonna do a round of that shortly. Let's see if I can bang something else. (machine whirring) We'll do that after this, or we've got an interview after this. - We have an interview in a little while. - Okay, we'll know to come back to that. - It's a while. Myke gives $100. - Oh, okay. - All right, Myke gives $100 to a random fundraiser. Be sure to do what we can. I'll see your credit card information, please. - I'll do my best. Lacky's campaign, Lackland Leisure. They got $6 in there so far, so I'm gonna boost him up to $106. - All right. - Let me do that real quick. - While you're doing that, thank you, Chaton, for $100. BMore, $150. Brandon, $100. Gotta vote for bottom dock, the only right dock. - I would argue that that's the right dock is the right dock. - Right, yeah. - Kevin, $200. Chris O'Brien, $100. - There was also a switch on for $100 that I really also want to call out, 'cause I appreciate that. - Oh, it's getting to be hippo time. - We're ready for the hippos. - We don't wanna leave the hippos waiting. - Yes. - Any longer than we already have. - You know, they require three meals a day. - It's true. - Sometimes more. Oh yeah. (chattering) - We're not gonna fall over this time. - We are undefeated. - It's true. - Well, I am undefeated. - We got our counters? All right. - Where's my basket? - You can get the middle one. - See, yes. - Oh, so you need the middle one. - Yeah. I feel like I'm being cheated here. All right, if we can get a thumbs up from the hippos. 30 seconds. Timer ready? I'm ready. And... Hippos! Hippos away! Oh, Ricky, we... Oh, it happened again. Oh, yeah. Challenge! No wonder. Speed is... You want to go slow and steady. Hippo down! Hippo down! - I'm going down! - I can't! I can't get them all! - Five, six, five, four, three, two, one. - Cease all hippos! - Cease hippoing! - All right. - Yeah, it's... - It's fine. Jill won. - Yeah. - All right. - Jill probably won in that part. - That's the reason Jill wanted to play this game. We're undefeated. - I have never played this game before. (laughing) - Wow. - All right, good job, hippos. - I just had a better time fall than you did. - So we have a round of lip reading to do? - Yes. - Okay, let's transition to that real quick. - All right. - We're gonna run out of these lip reading prompts at some point. - I know. - I know, we haven't played authentication in a long time. - Do we wanna do that instead? - No. - The wheel's not all powerful. - We still have a bunch. - We still do have a bunch. - Listen, it's not-- - We'll wait 'til we run out. - Yeah. - Oh, Myke Hurley, $100. - Oh, hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Thank you, Myke Hurley, wherever you are. - He didn't claim any of the rewards, though. (laughing) - No stickers for you. - Doctor Respect, $250. - Thank you, Doctor. - Thank you, Doctor. - Anonymous. - Not just Casey, $100. - Anonymous. Oh, no, Casey's over there. - Yeah. - You're gonna see more about Casey later on. We're $8,700 away from our goal of half a million dollars. - Incredible. I think we're going to do it. All right. Let's hope so. Oh, we have a little coin. What are we doing? We've got like 20 hours before-- where'd the coin go? Did you flip it out of existence? I thought I put it-- we have another coin? I think it was lost in the-- nope, I got it. I got it. All right. It was lost in the pocket. Lost in the pocket of time. Myke. OK. Who's your partner? Me? Thank-- Oh. The control room says I'm getting better at my coin flips. They're still discouraged though. - So discouraged. - Okay, so. (laughing) - Y'all are up first? - Yeah. - Q, S, B. - USB, C. USB, C. (laughing) - I think it's the best time to guess before it's been finished. - Yeah. - I can't wait for it. Wait, I'm not done. - Yeah, thank you Tom for a $100 donation. And Anonymous, we already thanked Anonymous. - Guess who the heck is Casey? - Take it back. - Ready? Salt and pepper. - Salt and pepper. - Shakers. - Shakers. Salt and pepper shakers. - Why is this happening now? - This round, everyone's just guessing too soon. - Hey, Eric, $1,000. - Thank you Eric. - Love it. - Come on, guy. - This is a good example, getting the Relay FM Digital Bundle reward, which is a bunch of cool wallpapers based on all this art you see around us. The Mac OS screensaver written by our friend James Thompson. - Did he add some stuff to it this year? - Yes, and it is version two. - New outlook and new options. - And new modes. - Yes, one that I requested last year that didn't make it in, so I'm very happy about that. - Yes, it's fantastic. - That's right, that's professional Macintosh software. - It is. - You can only get as part of our digital bundle. - That's right. - Feel like I'm on the Starship Enterprise. The sound is upsetting. - What's your name? - What you naming? - What's your name? - What's your name? - Oh, he was asking. - Jason. (laughing) (triumphant music) - A watched pot never boils. (laughing) - Your first one was so full. - She's got the fear. - A watched pot never boils? (cheering) That's like the game that's on TV with the wheel and the letters. - Wheel of Fortune? - I'm just trying not to say it. I don't know how copystripe works on the internet. - And you have to refer to things that exist. - Interesting, interesting. - Wheel! - As long as we're not doing it. - Fortune! - But this is-- - No, that's not a game show we're ripping off tonight. - Wait, we're not doing that. - But this is like the person who solves the puzzle with one letter on the board. You know, it's like so impressive. Hey, thank you Josh. - You asked for it. - Thank you, Josh. - $200, incredible. - All right. Myke O'Hurley, enter the enterprise, all right. Please donate right now. - Please donate right now. - Yeah! (triumphant music) - Didn't know where I was looking. I just looked over there. - Yeah, over there. - It's the one on the mount. - Yeah, it's the fancy one. - Switch on. - Swift. - Hey, one more time. - Switch on. - Switch on. - Thank you. I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, - I'm so glad that I didn't know what to do. - Specifically. - Josh Fisher, $200. Andrew Adams, $100. - Yes, me now, I reckon. - Yep. - You need help signing out the word? - May I pet your dog? (laughing) (laughing) - Peck a peck your lawn? (laughing) I don't know what you're saying. Okay, let's try it again. - May I pet your dog? (laughing) - Make a pit your lawn. Your lawn Make it as like Yoda said it may I Your dog man pet your dog yes, wow what a comeback One more - I got pet, that was the thing. (laughing) Then I just had to watch really carefully for what you wanted to pet. (laughing) - We're trying to play a game over here. - Whatever. - Speak louder. - Speak louder? (laughing) - Boom. - Yeah, nice. - How did we do, Dina? - Eight. - Eight to eight. - Perfect. - Okay. I don't know what we have next. I've lost track of all time. - Spin the wheel, I think. - The wheel spin? - Yeah, John Syracuse is coming up, but not for another 15 minutes or so. - He wants to spin the wheel. - I haven't spun in a while. - Thank you, Michael, for the $200. - Let's see, is there anything in particular? We... - $7,000 left to go. And then we're gonna keep on going. - Yeah. - We're not stopping. - Yeah, we're not stopping. - It's only a brick wall or something. - Can't stop or stop. (wheel spinning) - Apparently, Barton Dark is winning in the poll by an awful lot, which is upsetting. - Six, Stephen, give us $100, please. - Gotta find my phone, oh, thank you, Adina. I hate putting my phone down places. - So I just wanna say this again, bottom dock is winning by a lot right now. So please donate and donate and say right dock. - Right dock. - Because that's the right answer. - Stephen, you're about to donate, can you put your thumb on the scales a little bit? - Yes, so I'm gonna spin the fundraiser, wheel of fundraisers. All right, Cancer Stinks Campaign 2023. - Apparently you can only put the polls on the main campaign. - Okay, well just know that in my heart, I'm voting for Right Doc. - All right, I like that. - Okay, here we go. They're at $350. - So you're about to put them to 450. - Very good. - That's great math. - H.M. McLeod, $100. - Sorry, maths. We're under $7,000 now to our goal of half a million dollars raised this year for the kids of St. Jude. - All right, let's go. - Kathy, do you wanna spin the wheel again? - Yeah. - Oh, that's too many zeros. - Oh, look at that. 12. - 12. - Let's play authentication. - Authentication. - Oh, okay. How do we play this one? (laughing) - It's the same one you didn't know last time. This is the word clues. All right, I have donated. We will see my name on the board momentarily. - Coin toss to decide who goes first. Teams decide who will give clues and who will guess. - Oh, look at that. - Thank you to Stephen Hackett. $100 live on the Buck-Ass-a-Thon. - Stephen will go first. - Okay. - Okay, we just played together, so I pick Jason this time. - All right. - All right. - Clue givers read the next prompt from the stack. Winning team decides to pass or play. Clue can be only one word. Ah, it's the one word thing. - Okay. (laughing) - Battery. Charger. - Why is she holding me full? - Yeah. - Yeah, I think we have to give it to George. - But yeah, you have it. - Yeah, cool. - I mean, if I said no, - I would have known the answer. - Also, we're supposed to go back and forth, right? - Yeah. - Five points to Stephen. - Yeah. - That's five points. Okay, let's make a tour. - We should switch spots. - Oh, that would probably make more sense. Okay. - Which, we'll go. - I'll have a $100 donation. - Thank you, Anonymous, $100. - Stephen Hackett guy, though, really made the difference. - Yeah. - His comment is that he's live on the podcast if I'm right now, that's very helpful. - The donation's coming from inside the show. (laughing) - Toast. - Butter? - Guacamole. - Avocado toast. - Avocado. Four points. - You're a millennial, you should've guessed. You had avocado toast the other day. - I sure did. (laughing) I sure did. - It's delicious. - Can we just talk about how good the soundtrack is right now? - Oh yeah. I've been killing it all day. There were people watching. Wow. 70s. Shag carpet. I wasn't alive in the 70s. Music. Groove? Travolta? This is ageist. We're too young to know these references. Mustache. Mustache. I got it, Kathy. Disco. Dance. Yes, disco. Yep. So two points. Yeah. If you flipped it around, we would have been better off. Jared, thank you for your donation of $200. Thank you, Jared. Be cool like Jared and go to stjude.org/relay and donate. We are a mere $6,000 away from our goal for the entire month. Is it this or do we alternate? Do we always give them? I don't know. Let's just keep doing it that way for now. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - That's good. You guys have to do the work. - If only we had umpires. - Oh gosh. - What's in your socks? - Different plants and stuff, I think. - Nice. - I don't know what that is, I can't see. It looks like a helicopter from where I'm standing, but I don't think that's right. I think it's just another plant. I think it's just flowers. - Nice. - Thank you, Brett. - It's a good color. - Brett says the left dock is the correct one. That is sadly-- - Hey, look, at least it's not bottom. - I'll take it. I'll take left dock. - Long time. - Forks. - Metal. - Tin. - Unibody. - Aluminum. - Oh. - That was custom made for you. - I wouldn't understand that. - Aluminium. - Yeah, I don't know what aluminum is. - Four points to Stephen. - Thank you, Doug. - File maker. - Database. - I was gonna say Bento. - Sure. I thought about MySQL. (laughing) I was gonna make a joke about that being the Jason that comes after you being your sequel. - Indeed. - But I didn't make the joke. - Thank goodness. - Julian. - Wouldn't have gone over well. - Everything. - Thank you for the $300 to Dr. Severin. I've given up. Everywhere? - Everything. - Yeah, no, my answer is everywhere. (laughing) - Every thing. (laughing) - Wow. - Yeah, it's hard. - Locks. Locks. - Key? - That was a good one. - I tried. - Toasted. - Bagel. - Yes. - Oh. (bell rings) - Locks with an X. - I think I'm gonna pick the bagel. - I think I'm gonna pick the bagel. - Yeah, locks with an X. - You're the best. - I was thinking like, anonymous $500, thank you so much for your donation. - Thank you, anonymous. - Yeah, I was thinking of like a lock, like a lock and key. - Yeah, I know. - That wouldn't have got it for me. - I know, I was just trying to do a tie-in, 'cause it's hard. (upbeat music) - Here. - Did we do this one already? - It's same hint, but a different word. - Okay. Studio. - All sack. (laughing) - Guest studio. - I'm trying to get studio. (laughing) - That's what he said. - I know, I don't know. - Catholic. Here, one sec. Oh, chapel? (laughing) - Hospital. - St. Jude? - Yes! (laughing) - I don't know! (laughing) - Small number of points to Myke. - Two, two whole points. - Yeah. - $100 from Cindy. Poll update. - Poll update. - Left doc is catching up to bottom doc. Right doc is losing badly. What are you doing? St. Jude.org/relay. Go donate and save it. - Thank you Cindy for $100. - Save the doc. Hashtag save the doc. - One more real, oh we got, how many people are still watching? Oh, we got, how many, is it one more turn? Let's do one more time. - She's lost track. - So that's one of, no, like, you mean we've. - It doesn't matter 'cause you're the last one. - Okay. - Oh. - Let's just do this one last time. - Okay. - We'll do one more and then we'll do one more wheel spin and then I think we'll talk to our friend John. - Okay. - Yep. - Postal. Postal. [MUSIC] >> Surface. >> [LAUGH] >> Good band. >> Yeah. [MUSIC] >> I don't know if these are getting harder. >> It's getting later. >> Yeah. >> It's not that late. >> Later. [MUSIC] (laughing) - Porch mailbox. (laughing) - Interesting. That clue did not help me, you know? - I'm gonna go spin the wheel real quick. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Do it, Stephen. - We need to do this too. - Oh yeah. - $500 anonymous, wow. Let's see where we end up. (wheel spinning) Relay lip reading. Name that drawing! Now? Sure, okay, do we have time? - Yeah, how long do we have? - No one knows. - John's supposed to be on in a couple minutes. - We have time. - Okay. - Name that drawing. - All right. - Let's do it. - Hey, Lauren Snell donated $100. Thank you, Lauren Snell. - Yay, Lauren! Do we do like a, everyone gets one card? - Yeah. - Quick. - Yeah, we'll do a quick round. - Ah, yes, but who will be first? - Who will be first? - Who will be first? - And who is matched? - Myke. - Jason. - All right. - I'll go first. - Okay. (upbeat music) - Yep. - Yep. - Yep, thank you. - Ooh. - Those are four props. - Yeah. - There were just three of us on that chair. (upbeat music) - I see what you did there. Very funny. (upbeat music) (laughing) Omelette, eggs, scrambled eggs. Got it. Oh, come on. Yes. Scrambled eggs? Yes. Eggs, they're all scrambled up. Yep. Wow. I don't know what to tell you. That's really good. How would you eat all scrambled eggs, you know? Wow. I need a hit of the whiteboard. Yeah. Ah, that was good. That was good. Good drawing. I was worried that that fourth egg was like the king. King egg? King egg. But. King egg, all jumbled up. - That was a very good scrambled eggs there. - Thank you. - Well, I was worried 'cause I thought you were drawing a tree with the eggs in the tree. - That turned into a black hole. - But then one was cracked and that was sad. - Egg tree. - Are you ready? - Yep. (dramatic music) Nope. (laughing) Line, horizon, tree, lollipop, swimming, splits, Dancer. Hat. Whoa. (laughing) What? (laughing) - What? (laughing) - What? - I know what it is. - What? - I know what it is. I know what it is. - Ratatouille. - Yeah. - No? - The rat, Remy, Remy the rat, cooking. (laughing) Oh, I don't remember his name. - Chef. - Oh. - It's just chef. It's just chef. - You got it right. - You got it right. - But it was wrong. (laughing) - That's what you're drawing, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's a great-- - He got it, that's what it was, but it was-- - As we all know, every shadow has a little thing instead of its pet. - A little rat. (laughing) - Or something. - They might not all be rats. - No, that's true, that's true. - There are other animals that can live in-- - Animals that can participate in that. - Yeah, you could have a hamster, or a mouse, or a gerbil. - One more each? - One more. - Guinea pig? - Chinchilla, no, they're too big. Yep. I mean, depending on the size of the hat, you could say the chinchilla. Dog. Monkey. He was standing at a kitchen counter. Bread in a frying pan. No, we got it. We just didn't get chef. Chef. Oh. - Viking? - Yeah, I know it. - Yeah. - Bullhorn. Trumpet. Music. Shouting. Singing. Choir. - Opera. - Opera. - Opera. - It's like the-- - Yeah, yeah. - The horns and the singing. - Nice, nice. - It's not over. (spoon clinking) - This round has been harder. - Yes. - Yep, yep, yep. - Yep. - Okay, last one. - Again, I think we're just tied. I think we're just tied. I think it's what's happening. - It's a bad sign for later. (spoon clinking) - Whiteboard. - Ready? - Just gonna have dinner while we're talking to John. - Uh, Cricket. - Yes. - Oh. (claps) - Yes. - There we go. - Yeah, Cricket. - Cricket's know what we're talking about. - All right, are we gonna cut to a break now? - Stay tuned, John Syracuse are coming right up. - Be right back. (upbeat music) - My name's Michelle Statham, and I go by Tactical Grandma online. I've been gaming since I was seven and Pong came out. I started streaming October 1st, 2019. My husband and my son were both like, "You should stream now." And I'm like, "No one's gonna watch someone my age play video games." They're like, "Well, then you don't have anything to worry about. No one's gonna be there." And I think what drew people to my stream is I tried to create a community that was inviting to everyone, that was safe, that everybody felt welcome. The first two streamers I watched, we would always do charity streams. And St. Jude was one of the ones they would do. And I was like, wow, that's a really neat idea to be able to use your platform to raise money to help people. I think we raised a hundred bucks the first time, and you know, but Facebook matched it. I'm like, that's 200 bucks. So it's 200 bucks that's gonna help the families and their kids at St. Jude. The reason St. Jude's so important is because they help the families. I can imagine what those families are going through being a mom, being a grandma. So the fact that St. Jude comes alongside them and supports them, I'm gonna get emotional. Like, it's so important that these families get this help. You're gonna do anything you can to help your kids. We just do fun things during the stream to engage the audience, to kind of give them incentives to want to donate. We're raising money for St. Jude's crew. We're doing gross things today for the kids. I've eaten jelly beans that taste like dishwater and dirty socks, and I've worn a puppy costume that was really puffy and played in it. I played blindfolded while my husband told me, you know, what was happening. So just ways that we can help make it fun. Hey, guys, I'm Tactical Grandma. What I hope people take away from coming into my streams, watching me, is you're never too old to chase your dreams. I also would like people to maybe look at me and say, "Hey, she went out there, she raised money for St. Jude. to raise awareness. I can do that too. That's what I would want. Because it's a good organization that does wonderful things for the kids. It's all about the kids. 100% all about the kids. (upbeat music) - Look at this, Aline, $100. Kevin, $200. Chris Burns, 250. - All right, we're doing very well. - Douglas Gray, 500. Thank you. Thank you everyone. We are very close to our goal. We're going to be joined by a very special guest. Do you want to introduce him? He is the co-host of podcasts that you may love, like Accidental Ted Podcasts, or podcasts you may have heard of and not understood, like Robot or Not. It's John Syracusa. Hello. Hi, John. Hey, John. How are you doing? I'm in a little square. I'm heavily cropped. It happens to everyone. Eventually, yeah. Eventually you get cropped. We're widescreen and you're vertical. It's just how it has to be. Yeah, you're the video format of the youth. That'd be vertical. Doing a dance. It's true. So, I have in front of me Jason Snell's iPad. There's a lot of interesting things in here we could talk about. But what I want to talk about... You should put a password on the hidden photos. This is a list of robot or not topics that y'all have not gotten to yet. And I've got a few to pick from, and we're just going to see how this goes. Okay. Okay. So if you're not familiar with robot or not, John, do you want to give the pitch for the show? Oh, it's really confusing, but in the beginning we were deciding whether something was or wasn't a robot for reasons that make sense if you listen to the very first episode of the podcast. The episodes are like, I don't know, five minutes long, ten minutes long. Sometimes we go shorter, sometimes we go longer. So they're little bite-sized things. But we, I guess, moved on from saying whether things are robots or not, and now we just talk about things, the definitions of things. Is X a Y? What is this? You'll see. You'll get the gist of it as we go through these items. You'll see that there's nothing really connecting them at all anymore. Every once in a while, we get we get a question about a robot again, but that's rare. - Yeah, we did 100 episodes just about robots, and we had exhausted all of the questions. - You ran out of robots. - I mean, I don't think we exhausted it, but we did a good survey of the field. - Yeah, that's good. There's no robots on the list today, but I wanna start with a question from listener Miles. Miles wrote, "Bread is cooked, so what makes it toast? "Cooking it again? "Does it have to be cooked in a toaster? "Can you bake it in an oven? are there other types of bread that can never be toast? Like flatbread or pita? - I think the key thing with toast is you're taking the bread item, like when you cook bread, there's an outside that cooks and it's usually a darker color than the inside, right? But when you make toast, you're usually cutting the bread again, exposing the part that wasn't directly exposed to the heat during the baking process. And then you're heating that part, which never got direct heat before because it was on the inside of the bread. And it's that second cooking process where you're exposing parts that weren't previously exposed that makes it toast. If you just take a loaf of bread out of the oven, let it cool for a day, stick the loaf of bread back in the oven until the outside gets darker, that's not toast. That's just a burnt loaf of bread. You see why he does this show? Yeah, no. John, that was real good. That was like very high level defining of a topic now. Although I want to ask about like method. Does it matter what is exposing it? If I put some sliced bread in the oven and it browns up, I assume we would call that toast? - I forget, there's a difference when you heat things as like, I forget the words, but it's like radiant heat versus some other heat. It's like basically, is the, are infrared rays from the heating elements in your oven directly hitting it? Or is it just because it's next to hot air? And I think for toast, you need whatever the one is called where the infrared rays from the heating element directly hit it and not just being next to hot air. You think they'd be the same thing. It's like, isn't it just the warm air that toasts it? but no, it's not. There's also the direct, like basically if you put a piece of tinfoil over bread, but it was in an oven and the air temperature in the oven was the same, it wouldn't toast because it needs the, I think it's called radiant heat from the heating elements. That's what you need. I have a follow-up if I'm allowed to use that term. Please do. Different context. We were talking about this on Robot or Not. Different context. Sometimes you can use words in different contexts. See, what I thought about when I thought about the way that bread could or could not become toast is a toaster generally has heat coming from both sides. Where a toaster oven or a regular oven, it could just be the top or bottom, depending on the setting it's on or how it works. So to me, it feels like the equal heat on both sides is important. - Ovens and toaster ovens also have equal heat on both sides. I mean, if you put it under the broiler, I suppose, but you can also just do one side in a slot toaster too. I don't think the side-- - Yeah, that's the bagel setting. - And a toasted bagel is still-- - Yeah, the bagel setting does both sides, but then does the top longer and higher at the end, but it still does the bottom a little bit. - Okay. - I'm not sure my slot toaster works that way. John, is a crouton toast? - I think we talked about this. No, not really. - It's little pieces of toast. - It's a crouton. You gotta start with stale bread and it gets, croutons are usually dried out a lot more. I mean, they're croutons, they're not toast. It's a different thing. - Yeah, I think I agree with that. - Okay. - The moisture content is lower in a crouton. - I'm just asking the questions. - I know. - The moisture content is lower in American croutons. If you have a crouton in their country of origin, which I assume is France, I don't think they're quite as hard and Brillo-like. What is that, like pumice stones? The ones we have here are very hard. I think they've gone too far. - You can use it to scrape paint off. - Yeah. - You know, actually out in the green room, they have a tub of what they call bagel chips, which are, they look to me suspiciously like they're also sold as croutons. - We covered bagel chips on the show. I don't know if you remember, Jason, we did. - Okay. - Yeah, these aren't bagel chips, John, I'm telling you. These really suspiciously look like croutons. - Like big croutons? - I think they're big croutons. - You're saying they didn't come from a bagel. No bagel or any other kind of round red product. - No bagel is shaped like that. I mean, maybe, John, maybe if they sliced the bagel radially. - Have you seen that one where the people cut the bagels, like they lay the bagel flat down and then they cut it like this way? - Yeah. Isn't that like St. Louis bagels? Something like that? - Yeah, it's probably some regional thing, but it's very bad. - Yeah, it's a bad idea. - Okay, I have a question from listener John. - All right, you can, by the way, if you're curious, robot@theincomparable.com, send in your questions for, we're about to record a new batch of episodes, so send them in if you've got burning questions. - In episode 246, John calls a dead spider roadkill. Does roadkill have to be killed by a road, or is it just any dead animal? - Killed by a road, it's interesting. - I don't remember a calling it a road kill. - I read it as killed adjacent to a road, not that the road killed the thing. - Yeah, that would really limit the road kill if the road had to do the killing. - No, road killers are animals that are killed on a road. So they were on the road and they were killed. What are they gonna be killed by on the road? It's gotta be passing vehicles. I suppose if you get hit by lightning on a road, you could probably be called road kill, but that's stretching it. - If you get killed by lightning on the side of the road, you had it coming. Something happened. We're talking about people or animals. It's hard to say John John if I veer into a forest in my car and before I hit A tree I hit a deer is it road killer is it like you're never gonna be roadkill road kills are non-human No, no No But I hit I hit a deer with my car as I'm driving through the forest because I veered off the road is it roadkill? I didn't know because you that you just killed the deer in the forest Yeah, okay, if you kill a deer in the forest and no one's there to see it still die. Yes, it does It's hunting with a car. With a car. It's very popular in some places. This one jumped out at me. Reconcilable Differences listeners will know that John has had a multi-year battle with a freezer. For a long time it was hanging out in the Syracuse garage. I think in that spirit, Ruth asks, "What makes something a garage? Is it whether you can park a car in it, the type of door, something else? Is a parking lot with multiple floors not a parking garage? Or would a carpeted room with a garage type door not be a parking garage? Wait, wait, are we talking about garage or parking garage? Those are two different things. I think Ruth sort of used them interchangeably. Let's answer the first part. What makes a garage? Is it whether you can park a car in it or the type of door or something else? Yeah, it's a part of a house designed to hold a car. Whether it actually holds a car or not is mostly irrelevant. There are lots of different kinds of garage doors. It's not just the kind that you lift up from the bottom. They have ones that open like barn doors or whatever that doesn't change the facts this garage It's got an opening big enough to hold the car because otherwise, you know It's it's a part of a house built to hold the car and then what people use it for after that is whatever But that's what a garage is. I tell you he's pretty good. That's that's pretty good. I agree with you John So you're off my office is in the garage holding him. Yeah. Yeah We have a garage door and and theoretically if I pulled all the stuff out I could put a car in there, you know, but we don't your desk is in the way But my desk and yeah, and many bicycles and all sorts of other things are in the way, but that's good I like the designed to hold a car. That is good parking structures and parking garages. Yeah, that's a whole other I think it's a can of worms for another day. Yeah, I think so That's that's good. Yeah here in the south at least I feel like Basically every garage door is the multi-segment thing that sort of comes up and then over right motorized So we should we break the the the seal on the cereal soup. I Think we have to Is cereal soup John? No, I think we covered this as well. Don't it's not soup It's a liquid thing you eat with a spoon out of a bowl often But that's true of all sorts of things oatmeal also not a soup cream of wheat not a soup, you know Yeah, I feel like it was applesauce not a soup if cereal is the soup then everything is a soup - Yeah. - I just, you gotta give, I had somebody come up to me and try to explain that anything that was between two pieces of bread or a bread-like thing is a taco. And I was like, okay, you're just saying that everything is a taco now. And tacos are great, but that is not a, everything is not a taco and cannot be a taco. - Yeah. - It's unacceptable. - That brings me to my final question. - Okay. - It's really an open-ended discussion from Tom. Is there a canonical order of operations for sandwich ingredient construction? - Oh. - I mean, there's not a canonical one, but there's good ones and bad ones, that's for sure. - What's a good one? - Yeah, so one of the most important things in sandwich construction is friction between elements, because the worst thing you want to happen is you bite into the sandwich and some part of the sandwich starts exiting, either the side or the back of the sandwich. And that's usually because if you have a condiment, if you have like mustard or mayonnaise or whatever, they act as lubrication. And if you put lubrication between two already pretty slick elements that are also stiff, that will let them shoot right out. So you really need to make sure you have good friction. Part of it is also the bread. If you get too hardy of a bread and you bite down on it, the bread is going to stay stiff and that is going to get even more ejective force to the items that are in there. So what you want to try to do is make sure you have good adhesion between the layers. And you're like, "Well, where can I put the mayonnaise then?" If it acts as lubrication, it's going to make things shoot out. One of the safer places to put mayonnaise or mustard or whatever is directly against the bread. So at least some of it absorbs in and the bread itself is rough and then put something next to it that is your least slick element. Like you know, lettuce usually doesn't move too much and then you could put something underneath that. It's not a sandwich by sandwich basis, but that's what you want to go for. You want to make sure, assuming your bread is appropriately chosen, that you stack elements in a way that they're not going to slip out from each other. Some people will also say, "I want the tangy mustard on the bottom where my tongue is and mayonnaise on the top or vice versa but you can always flip the sandwich over it's not that big a deal. Just don't put the multiple condiments together unless you want like a Thousand Island thing going on. Yeah I would throw in if you're expecting it to survive for a little while one of the nice things about putting the condiments on the bread is that they can often form a moisture seal depending on what the condiment is. They can also make the bread soggy. They can or they can save the bread from being more soggy depending on what they are. And then I want to extol the virtues here. Now, John and I have talked a lot on Robot On-Ride about peanut butter. - This is where I was going. - Because-- - Dual layer. - So-- - Bread, peanut butter, jelly. - The right way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is to put peanut butter on both sides of the bread, and then you put the jelly in the middle, because the peanut butter will save the bread from turning horribly wet, and keep that jelly in the center. - And you get more peanut butter. - And you get more peanut butter, which is good. You should have natural peanut butter, by the way. - One thing I would suggest for that, I mean, I understand the technique of the sealing the bread with it with the peanut butter which works But then you might end up over subscribing on the peanut butter I know you love peanut butter Jason, but something might want a better balance Try when you buy jelly don't go to like the Concord like Welch's Concord grape jelly look for grape jam instead of jelly Right and that soaks into the bread way less like jelly is more like kind of jello gelatinous stuff with like a little bit of Liquid factor and I think that makes it jam is more homogenous If you think of like strawberry jam and it still will soak into the bread, but it soaks into the bread less I am a big fan of the grape jam on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I think that's fair. But if it needs to survive for a little while, as a kid who took peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to school all the time, you can-- it doesn't have to be a huge amount of peanut butter, although I would prefer that. But if you can get those layers on both sides, you can-- A good skimming. --get some moisture isolation going on. Yeah. And I would say also, coming back to toast, peanut butter and jelly and toast, the toast holds up better over longer periods of time from absorbing the liquid. toasted bread on sandwiches in general, not a bad idea. Really much better structure. >> You can overtoast, and then you end up with a crumbly situation. >> Yeah, you know, I mean, you got to pick your bread. You got to pick a bread that can stand up to a toasting and that can stand up to jelly. But yeah, toasted peanut butter and jelly is one of my go-to sandwiches. It's great. >> Yeah. >> We have solved so many problems in the last 15 months. >> We're helping people. >> We are. I mean, more than we thought we were helping. >> More than we thought we were. >> It turns out. >> Well, John, thank you. I know you had a busy day today. Appreciate you taking the time. And I'm sure we'll come up with some more questions for the new recording session. - Yeah, robot@theuncomparable.com. Send them in, we need them. - Can you sing the song on our way out? - Robot or not, robot or not. (laughing) - Thanks, John. - Wow, I get to hear it live. That's exciting. - That's really good. Well, thank you, John. And we are gonna go to a video, and we'll be back in a few minutes. - My name is Jim Vorzak, born and raised in Peoria, Illinois, working with my brother since 2001. Our connection to St. Jude started with my grandfather back in the 1950s. So Danny came to ask for support with this idea of building this hospital. And that was sort of the beginning of our involvement with St. Jude. St. Jude has been part of a broader base of our family than just my grandfather. My cousin Nick Zosky's daughter became a St. Jude patient. When you hear that news, it's just devastating. But yet, knowing that he was going straight to St. Jude, it gives you hope. It just drives you to continue to help St. Jude. Thank God it's there for everyone who does need it. (fire crackling) (engine revving) I talked to my brother and said, I wanna do something more for St. Jude. Then the ride idea came about because that was a passion of mine, riding motorcycles. I think our first year we had 50 bikes. We raised around 300,000 that year. Before COVID, we broke a million. We're certainly looking to do over a million again next year. It's grown a lot and there's a lot of committed people and that I believe is what shows the goodness in people. And that brings hope that there is gonna be a cure and nobody's gonna stop until there is. (gentle music) Knowing my grandfather contributed and started sort of our family legacy and then when I'm coming through those gates, it's like they're living on through the event and through me. You feel like what you're doing really matters and it does. We should have something bigger than ourselves in our lives and that's what St. Jude is for me. It's giving back and it's something way bigger than me. It equates to the hope for all those families that get the news that nobody wants to get. Knowing St. Jude's there for them and able to give them that hope, there's no price you can put on that. (gentle music) - You sit. - Here? - Okay. - Or you're off camera, we'll do it. Hello and welcome back. - $2,524.07. That's all that's left to hit half a million dollars raised for the kids of St. Jude. - During September. - If for some reason you've been sitting on your donation. - Now's the time. - Now's the time. All right, we're playing another game? - We're doing LCD bowling again. We each get two turns per round. - Yeah, so we misunderstood the rules. It's like a regular bowling. You get to bowl twice in one before we set them back up. - And what's the scoring? - That's a great question. Two points per pin knocked down. - Okay. - Okay, you wanna go first? - I think you get a bonus if you knock them all down with one ball. - Yeah. - Oh! - Oh! - That's brutal. - Thank you, thank you so much. - Okay, so that's 16 plus a bonus that we have to decide on. - Well, depending on if that... (disk clatters) (both laughing) - What in the world? - Wow. - Now if someone wanted to be really mean... (both laughing) - I'm not sure any of those actually fall over. - I know, I was gonna say, I don't know if that front one is actually-- - Well, you got enough of a shot out of it, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - So you're-- - Yeah, but that's rough. That's like the 7/10 split of monitors. - Yeah. (disk clatters) - There, okay, you picked up a spare. - You got a spare. - Okay. I really need this to go well. - Yeah. I'm a bit more forced behind it, I think. - Jason, Jason get out of the way. - It's a four pound medicine ball. - Oh, spare! - Oh no, he knocked the cup over again! (laughing) - Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. - It worked, it worked! - He just pulled a cup! - I think it's empty now. - No, there's water. - Oh no, not again! - Sorry. - Why was there still water in that? - It's been knocked over twice now. - Yeah. - So 16 points each. - Sorry. - We're gonna stop for a second And we're going to thank Kobe for a $100 donation. Kobe, Frank for a $100 donation, Justin for a $100 donation, a $200 donation from Anonymous, and another $100 from Mr. Chuck. -We're going to do another frame of LCD bowling. -Yeah. That poor cup, you know? -Yeah, that cup is bad this time. -Jason knocked it over first time, and then you knocked it over the second time? Man, there is some hate against Kathy's cup. - So we do have the donation poll. The donation poll is running for where the Mac OS stock belongs. We're gonna run that until we-- - Until we get the answer we want. (laughing) - Until we hit-- - Yeah, one, two, three, two. - Until we hit $500,000. - Okay. - Yeah. - Bottom is at 54%. - Boo. - Boo. - Left is at 26%. $250 from Adrienne. - Skid bottom below 50%. - That's right. - You're not left and you're right, you're nice. - All right, I'm gonna go first. - Okay. - I'm going for glory, I'm going for a strike. - Which is what you should have been doing. - I'm worried about that camera. - Oh. - Well, he can move the camera out of the way. The cup was on its own. Oh, I sliced it. - That was a pity clap. - Okay. Okay, I can forget the spare. They're all sort of in line. All right, everybody ready? Yeah You're throwing them you're not bowling you can bowl however you want, you know So Myke has one left I have three left. Yeah, that's a bummer. What was the scoring total? They're doing multiplication in the back. It's 14 to 13, so it's 28 for Myke and 26 for Stephen. From Sam and Emily, $250 from Stetson. We are $1,700 away. Oh my goodness. Half a million dollars. Incredible. Wow. Wow. Incredible. Do you want to intro this next video? Yes, I do. So every year I get the opportunity to talk to someone on the medical team at St. Jude. and I've spoken to some incredible individuals and heard some incredible stories. This year I got to speak to Dr. Chandra Pruitt-Miller, who we spoke about a little bit earlier when Emily was with us. I always find this to be an incredible time when I get to speak to these people. The work that Dr. Pruitt-Miller is doing was unbelievable. Please watch this video. It's incredible. It's my pleasure now to be joined on the Pugcaster Thumb by Dr. Chandra Pruitt-Miller, who has, I think, maybe the coolest job title I've ever heard. So just bear with me a second, I'm going to read it. Dr. Perut-Miller is the Associate Member in the Department of Cell and Molecular Biology, the Founding Director of the Center for Advanced Genome Engineering, and the Associate Director and Vice President of Shared Resources for the Comprehensive Cancer Center at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Dr. Perut-Miller, thank you for joining me. You sound like a very busy person. That's true. And I also have three small children. Very busy times. Yeah, no, absolutely. It is, it's a mouthful though. So thank you for going through it. When I was sent the bio, like beforehand, I was like, Oh, I'm reading all that. Like, that's too much fun. And so for as much as you are able to, are you able to explain to our audience, like what this means? What is the work that you're doing at St. Jude? It seems like you have quite a a lot of responsibilities. Yeah. So I, you know, as you said, I kind of wear these three different hats. So the first one is I would say the director of the center for advanced genome engineering, which we call ourselves the cage. There's lots of jokes probably put around that. Yeah. That's cool. That's like really heavy metal. I like that. And so the cage, we basically have three missions. And so the first is we help other people at St. Jude, other investigators at St. Jude do something called genome engineering or genome editing. And the second is to develop new genome editing technologies and techniques. And then the third is to help translate genome editing to the clinic. So that's where I spend a lot of my time. I probably spend about 70% of my time directing this center. And then I also have this part of the hat that I wear, where I run my own independent research program where we're trying to, and I can talk about this more if you want, but you know, it's all around genome editing and like translating it to the clinic. And then the other title about shared resources is I help oversee some other shared resources. And so a shared resource at St. Jude is a lab that has expertise and technology that we basically help other groups at St. Jude. So people come to us as a shared resource. If you're at St. Jude, they would come to us and we can help them do whatever we're experts in so that they don't have to stop and become experts in what we are experts in. they can just continue doing their, they're asking their scientific questions so that they can move science forward faster. So that's what our, that's our whole mission. - Okay. What is genome engineering? - Yeah. That's a good question. So to answer that, I'm gonna step back and dissect it. So genome engineering involves the genome. And so you said I could be as nerdy as I wanted. - Please. - So you probably know, but the genome is the instruction manual for how to make whatever it's inside of. So if I have skin cells, my skin cells have DNA inside of them, and that's the instruction manual for how to make skin cells. And so sometimes, our genomes and the human genomes are 3 billion with a B base pairs long. So if you think about it in terms of letters, of a sentence, it's 3 billion letters that make up the instruction manual for the human. Sometimes there are mistakes made in the genome, and that cause disease. You can be born with them. You could have inherited them from a mom or dad, or they can happen over the course of your life. And so engineering, so that's the genome. So it's basically the instruction manual, and sometimes there's mistakes that lead to disease. And then engineering allows us to basically go in and make precise modifications to that complex genome. So we can go in and say like, oh, hey, I wanna change this base pair to this other base pair, or I want to see where this protein goes. I'm gonna go to that gene that encodes the protein, and I'm gonna tag it with, let's say, a fluorescent protein. So I can look inside of a cell and figure out where that protein's going so that I can better understand what that protein does. So I guess in a lot of ways, we're kind of like mechanics maybe, where we can go in, we're like trying to diagnose problems. We know what the instruction manual is, but we don't always know what each of those base pairs do. So genome engineering allows us to go in and basically say like, okay, is this mutation right here causing this disease or this outcome. And so we can basically model it in a dish or a disease in a dish, if you will. - So a lot of our audience is either aware of or are software developers and tends to be the type of person that listens to a lot of our shows. This genuinely sounds like debugging code. - Yeah. - Is what it sounds like. - Yeah, zero, zero, one, one, one. - You've got a problem and you've got to go in and fix it, which makes me curious, how do you actually, this is such a big question, how do you make the changes in a person, in a human? Yeah, yeah. So we are always thinking about the cell. So I'm a cell molecular biologist, so I'm always thinking about people are just collections of cells. No, that's not fair. But I'm thinking about cells in a dish usually is what I'm thinking about. But when you think about human disease, like, you know, we focus a lot on like sickle cell disease. That's a blood cell disease. So the way we do it, we think about it in terms of cells, we will, there's lots of ways to do it. So you can use like a virus to basically put in the reagent. So I didn't tell you how we do it. So I said it's basically the ability to make precise mutations in the genome. Let's go to the molecular level, and then I can tell you about how we actually can use it to basically treat folks. What we use is basically kind of like a molecular scissor or molecular scalpel. So it's a protein. What we use right now is called CRISPR-Cas9. There's several different flavors of engineered endonucleases, which are just, it's a fancy word for saying a protein that will go to a specific site that you tell it to go to. And so CRISPR-Cas9 is this, you probably have heard of it. There's a docu-series on Netflix about it. It's basically an ability to make a cut in the DNA where you want it. You can tell this protein go to the specific location based on the DNA, and it will go to that site and it will make a double-stranded break. So it'll cut both strands of the DNA. Okay? That sounds scary. Normally people don't. - Whoa. - Right? - That is wild. Wow, okay. - It really is because whenever you think about three billion base pairs, like that's a lot. I don't know, you know, like to put that in context, if you were gonna say three, read the human genome, and you said each letter, three letters each second, it would take you over 30 years to just read it. It's a lot of information packed into each one of our little cells. And so the idea that this protein can find its location, Like it's like giving the postman, here's the location, take this there and make a break. It's really remarkable. Like when it first came out, I thought there's no way this is gonna be, it's not gonna work. But it's really amazing, it does, it works. And this came, this technology came from bacteria. So basically we're taking something that worked in bacteria and we moved it to mammalian cells. So going back to that break, so we give it an address, they go to this location, this is where the problem is, make the break, and then we rely on the cell's natural repair pathways to fix it. So what I mean by that is our cells hate having double-stranded breaks. That's our genomic instructions. That's how we make whatever the cell makes. And so mammalian cells, human cells, are really good at fixing double-stranded breaks. So there's different pathways to fix these breaks. So what we're doing with genome editing is just basically making a break and alerting the cell, like, fix this. And we can trick it into fixing it in the way that we want by providing it another piece of DNA. And so that's, I don't know if you have questions about that, but that's kind of the nuts and bolts of we make a break and we allow the cell to repair it. But you kind of feed it the information it needs to repair correctly. Exactly. So in our bodies, daily we have double-stranded breaks in our cells, right? And so one of the repair pathways is just like you get a break and it sticks it right back together, right? That's good. That's what we want to have most of the time. There's another process where you get a break and there's something called a cystochromatid. you know you have a chromosome from, you have a copy from mom and you have a copy from dad. Basically the cell will say, oh, there's a break there and it will look around for something that looks very similar to it. And it will use like a sister chromatid to repair that break. So it's kind of like a copy and paste on a word processor. What we do is we give it a piece of DNA that looks very similar to the site that we made the break in and it will put in the mutation that we want or the change that we want. So we're tricking, we're hijacking the cells of natural ability to make, to repair that double-stranded break. So is it like these kinds of breaks is the research saying, is this why some things happen? Like why people could get sick? - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So there's something called triplet repeat expansion. So like Huntington's disease is a, it's basically there's a repeat of these nucleotides, these base pairs that are in the genome. And if they expand over certain lengths, so if they're over 35 repeats of that, I think it's CAG, CAG, CAG, then you basically are gonna get Huntington's disease. And that is a hot spot. So whenever a protein is trying to copy that information, it's hard to get through that repetitive sequence and sometimes it will actually add more. So that can lead to disease for sure. And there's a lot of different repeat, triplet repeat diseases. - This is wild. This is so wild. How early is this research? Like, has this been around for a few years, a decade? Like how early on are you in this field? - I mean, I would say, so my whole career, I feel like a grandma in the field because I've spent my whole career in genome editing. So I started doing genome editing in 2003 in my PhD work. The field, I would say, really started in the mid to late '90s in terms of trying to make double-stranded breaks at specific sites in the genome in order to make targeted changes. CRISPR-Cas9 came out in 2013. So we're just 10 years past really understanding how to harness that ability of this protein to really do it very precisely and efficiently. So I would say we're very early, but I also would say that so much has happened in the last 10 years that I, it's just a lot has happened in the last 10 years with CRISPR. So there have been people treated with CRISPR-Cas9. So there are therapeutics that are happening. So the fact from discovery of how to use this protein to putting it into patients and curing them of their genetic diseases, that's pretty remarkable to happen in 10 years. So early, but still really a lot of impact already. So there are humans living today who have had this, who have gone through this process of having the CRISPR-Cas9, I guess, injected? - Yeah, so I didn't answer that. Yeah, yeah. So, most of it's ex vivo. So basically, like we talked about sickle cell and there's a part of my lab that focuses on sickle cell disease. It's kind of a low hanging root in terms of disease because we know how to get to the blood stem cells. So basically, you can do a bone marrow transplant, You can take out a patient's cells. We actually, it's called electroporation. It's electrocuting the cells. And you basically, when you put a pulse of electricity through the cells, it will open up the cell membrane. So these molecular scissors will go into the cell and into the DNA and be able to do their thing. And then you put the patient's cells, their own cells, corrected cells, edited cells back into the patient. And so there are people that have been basically cured of their sickle cell disease as really the first disease that has really been cured in some people. So we're in the tens and twenties of people have been treated with this. - So if I'm following, it's like you take cells from the patient, you rewrite the code, put it back into them, and then it changes the DNA. - Yeah, so basically it's changed at the cellular level. And in this example I gave you, we're changing the DNA in their stem cells. So in their blood stem cells. So when you put it back into the patient, those stem cells are gonna make more cells, right? Like that's the starting material for their blood cells or red blood cells. And so they have a cure. So they're not gonna have to take drugs forever to like address their genetic mutation. We can actually functionally start curing people of their genetic mutations. - And so I'm assuming that this idea is trying to be expanded to other types of life-threatening diseases. - Absolutely, yeah. And so some of the limitations that we have for genome editing right now is, well, we are typically going after monogenic diseases, which just means there's a mutation in one gene. So sickle cell is like the oldest molecular disease. We know that if you get this mutation, you absolutely, if you get it from both mom and dad, you will absolutely have this devastating disease. And so that was, and the fact that we know how to get to the stem cells. I think the limitations for genome editing, like being able to look at diseases from one gene and that you know the molecular cause, that's important. And then delivery, right? Like you asked the perfect question, is how do you actually get the scissors or the tool, the CRISPR-Cas9 into the right cell type in a human? And so there are diseases that, even in the lung, we don't really know as a field how to get the lungs, what are the lung stem cells? We don't really know that. And so those are some of the harder things. cancer, you know, we're very, you know, St. Jude, that's near and dear to our heart, like finding cures to childhood cancers. It's a multi-gene disease, and each person has different genes that are affected. So that's a harder one. But genome editing can also affect cures for kids, because we can actually make something called CAR T-cells. T-cells are like the ninja warriors that go into your blood and basically go in and get rid of things that shouldn't be there. And so we can We can basically make them like super ninjas. So like we can say like, hey, we want you to really target this thing that's on this tumor. And so we say, here's the thing you're looking for and then go for it. We do that. We can soup them up with genome editing. Make these really fancy T cells. And that's good because that can be more broadly applied. And it's not that we're having to attack three or four different genes. It's we're making them target a specific thing on a tumor. - Okay, so like at the moment they're used for treatment. Like this can be used to try and treat a cancer by attacking something on the tumor in a different way to radiation and chemotherapy or something like that. - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. - So I would assume that the hope is, one, to get even better at that, but then two, to learn enough about, I mean, I'm assuming that there are stem cells that can affect all parts of the body, but as you said, it's the case of, we need to find them and understand them first to be able to then use this process to cut away, I guess, diseases more effectively like we can with sickle cell now. - Yeah, it's the delivery. Like, A, do we know what cells, what's the cell that we need to get to? And then B, how do we get stuff to it? Blood's easy 'cause you can take it out and you can put it back in fairly easily. - Right, okay. - Yeah, so like a neurological disease, that's harder, right, like because it's like, we don't know enough about what is a brain stem, you know, like what is the stem cell that you would need to hit? Blood regenerates very easily from stem cells. You know, you make more blood all the time. So some diseases are more amenable than others, but we're learning with genome editing lots of stuff about all kinds of diseases, right? So I gave this example early on that we model the disease in a dish. So one of the things that we do really well at St. Jude is we will do sequencing on patients. So like we can try to, we're trying to figure out, here's this instruction manual, it's three billion base pairs, what is causing either the disease or the outcome that they're experiencing from a treatment? We're detectives, or I said mechanics, detective sounds better. We're going through and we're like, "Okay, there's a million base pairs that are different. Which are the ones that we think are causing this disease?" With genome editing, we can go back to the lab, we can model the disease in a dish. We can say like, "Okay, I'm going to get a blood cell line or a lung tumor cell line, and I'm gonna make this mutation that I think is causing this disease. And we can install that in cell culture and test things. We can test treatments, we can try to understand the biology of the disease. So even if it's not directly treating a patient or curing them of a disease, it's helping us understand the molecular mechanisms behind disease. - Right, okay, so this kind of technology is able to provide answers for other ways of attacking, curing, controlling these diseases, because you're able to kind of like, well, what if this happens? What if that happens kind of thing? - Exactly, yeah. - You mentioned shared resources earlier. I'm assuming that this is like a collaboration mechanism at St. Jude. How much are you working or enabling work between different teams at St. Jude? Like, what does that look like for you? - Like hourly, minutely, that's a bad word. All the time. And so like, I think that's my role really is to basically, I think St. Jude does it really well. We basically have these centers of excellence or these areas where we have a lot of expertise and people come to us for our expertise and then they go about, you know, we do part of it and then we give it back to them. And so, you know, my team, that's what we do every day. And it's such a cool opportunity we're learning about so much biology. We're just learning a ton of different things because we get to talk to a ton of different people. So yeah, daily, hourly. - Is this kind of thing typical? Is some of this unique to the way that St. Jude works? Like, is this a function of medical research? Is it different in St. Jude, do you know? - Yeah, so I actually have been at another institution before, another academic institution before I was here. Other institutions do have, like academic institutions do have shared resources. and they're called fours a lot of times. But St. Jude operates differently than anything that I have ever experienced in that the institution subsidizes them. Meaning they say, this is good for all research at St. Jude. So we're going to basically have, you're gonna have a budget and it's to support the research across the institution. And so they really value the shared resources, I think better and the impact of the shared resources than I have seen elsewhere. So it really, it lends itself to be a very collaborative. I'm like, I, you know, I was just having a meeting. I said, my goal for our shared resources is that everybody, the end user labs or the labs that we collaborate with, that they feel like we're part of their team. That's the goal, right? I don't want them to feel like, oh, you know, we just gave this to them and they gave it back to us. No, we wanna talk about what you're doing. We wanna understand it and we wanna help you. And I think that that is, that's rare in academia, that it's so collaborative. - I mean, this definitely meets with the mental model that I've had over the last five years. like every year, the folks at St. Jude give me another amazing doctor to talk to. And it's always in a field where I'm like, I don't even understand why this is at the cancer research hospital. So like, it makes sense to me that it operates that way of like, we're going to bring in people from all different types of medical research. Because if we can all work together, then we may find these ideas. Like, I would wonder if, if, you know, you know, what you're doing with genome engineering, would it ever have been applied to sickle cell if people weren't communicating and collaborating? And I guess that's the key, right? Yeah, absolutely. And, like, I have no hematology background, but we're, we collaborate with several labs that are in hematology, because, you know, they have to be like, Oh, no, you need to look at this and this is where we, you know, I can tell them like, okay, that's the mutation. But I don't know, like, I don't know how to get to the stem cells personally. But so I think having the right people in the right room, genome editing is definitely a technology that is so widely applicable that I get to talk to lots of cool people every day. So you mentioned you've been at previous institutions. How did you find your way to working at St Jude? Yeah, unexpectedly. So I was pregnant with my second child. I was very happy where I was and I got a call from Paul Taylor and he said, he's our scientific director now, and he said, "Hey, we want to do something like what you're doing where you are at St. Jude." And I was like, "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm good. I'm happy." I think I was six months pregnant. I had a two-year-old and I was six months pregnant. So this is not a good time for me to move. And he said, "Oh, just come by and you could be an advisor to us. going to consult for us and tell us how we should do this. And I was like, oh, okay. And so that's, you know, that's what it came. And then you come to St. Jude and I, you've been on campus before. Yeah. It's like, you come here and you see the opportunities, you see the mission, you see, it's just, it's like a magical, I think that sounds silly to say, but it's like this fairy tale magical place. Everyone says it. Everyone I speak to says that. I've said it. I've never been anywhere like it. like hospitals and sad places. St. Jude is not a sad place and that makes it so different and incredible. So like I completely understand what you're saying. So yeah, so I came, I visited and I, for scientists like the support, like even like so when I was, I gave birth two weeks later, got this offer from St. Jude and eventually like Jim Downing called me and I remember I was I was cuddling the baby, like, you know, he was in my, like, two week old baby. He's like, and he, this is a funny story, I guess. He's like, "Oh, is that your baby?" 'Cause he was like cooing, you know, like newborn sounds. And he's like, "You know, as a CEO "of a children's hospital," this may sound cliche, but he's like, "I just love children." You know, and I was like, "Oh, oh." (laughing) So that was that, and you know, just the fact that when I was talking to him, he said, you know, "We want you to do excellent science, "and we're gonna support you. "If you're doing great science, we're gonna support you." Like that's kind of unheard of, like for people to say, like, we want you to ask good questions. We want you to do good science. A lot of times in academia, it's like, do we have, can we do this experiment? Because, you know, like, I don't know if we have this equipment or the resources at St. Jude. They're like, if it's good, we're going to figure out how to get it done. And so he told me that basically, you know, as a cuddling newborn baby. And when I heard him say that, and I, you know, what they told me that we could do here together, that man, if even half of that is true, right? Even half, then I'm gonna be in a really good place. And I can tell you with all those titles that you said, they've done more than what they said, right? So it's not like, well, maybe they're not gonna deliver on what they said and I'll still be okay. It's like, I think whenever you're a good steward of what you've been given here, they will give you more. Right, and so I think that that has been, that's been my experience. So I can tell you that it was by far the best career decision that I've made for me, because I just, I mean, I love coming to work every day and I love to get, I get to do what I want to do every single day. - You know, I feel like, I hear this a lot in technology now, about being mission led. Like you hear a lot of people saying we're a mission led organization. I mean, I just point to St. Jude about, no, no, that is a mission led organization. Like if you want to see one, that is one. And that's like, you know, I experienced this every year from literally every single person that I interact with, that it feels like everybody is moving towards the same goal and you can't argue with the goal. - Yeah, exactly. You can't beat the mission. Like, it's, yeah, it's unheard of. I was thinking about my, when you said that, I was thinking about my first week here. And science is hard, right? Like they have this joke about it's research 'cause you do it over and over and over. And I remember being in the K cafe, It's like this cafeteria and patients are there, clinicians are there, researchers are there. And you know, I told you, I had small children, it's like two year old and like a five month old. And you're seeing these kids who are with their families that are going through something really, really hard. And I'm eating lunch with them. And I was just like, okay, I'm having a bad day. My science is not working. But I'm here for this. This is why I'm here. I'm gonna go get back and I'm gonna go work harder. So being mission led, I think it really is. I think that's why it's magical. - Yeah. Before we finish today, we have an audience of people that are watching right now and they've been donating all month, but we want them to continue to donate. If there's something that you could get across to our audience about your work, about what it's like to work at St. Jude, what would it be? - That's a good question. I mean, I think what I wanna say is thank you first, right? Like I think without folks donating to St. Jude, we wouldn't be able to do the work that we're doing. And like I said earlier, being able to do the right experiment or do the right thing really matters here. And we're able to do that because of donors that basically provide that funding so that we can ask the right question and do the right experiment. And I'm also thankful that I'm at St. Jude at this time in genome editing history, right? it's such an exciting time to be here where the idea of curing people of their genetic disease, is not developing a drug to treat it and the symptoms for many, many years. It's just so impactful and it's happening. Now it's happening. I can say is thank you and I'm excited about where we're going. That one thing you mentioned there is, yeah, I hadn't really considered that, but that is the difference, right? It's not, you're going to be on this medication for the for the rest of your life. It's like, no, we're just gonna take care of it. And you'll be good. - Yeah. - Dr. Pruitt-Mann, this has been an absolute pleasure. Thank you for taking the time to share your story and the work that you're doing. You are an incredible ambassador for St. Jude. And I wanna thank you for the work that you do and for taking the time today. - All right, thank you so much. - Myke, that interview was awesome. - Thank you. - It's so incredible that we get to talk to these talented, super smart people who are doing their best life's work here at St. Jude. - Yeah, I'm happy that they give the time. - Yeah, absolutely. - And they can help out. - And the money. So while we were on our break, we crossed $500,000 raised this month (audience applauding) for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. That is from the beginning of September. That means we have raised over $100,000 today, and we still have three hours to go in the show. So a bunch of names have scrolled past, but John, Nancy, Myke, Brandon, so many others. - So much more. - Thank you all. - Maybe I can try and grab some of them. - Thank you all. - I can try and get some of them. Tell people where we're at right now and I'll see if-- - So right now we're at $506,000 and I have some very upsetting news. - Oh no. - I have the results of the poll of where your doc should be on your Mac. With $8,576, that's 61% of the dollars cast, bottom doc is the winner. - The crew are all very excited about the bottom dock. - There's a couple of people who are happy. - Okay, we'll see how the rest of this goes. - Joshua, John, and Nancy, Myke, and Anna. Oh, I've lost it, hold on. It was right here. Something's happened to my app. - Right dock came in second place with 20%, with $2,730. Thank you to Brandon and Derek and Arthur, Jim and Amber, Boston, Eric, Joe, Greg, Ernesto, John, Kevin, Nate, Ryan, Maxwell, Mark, Eric, Hubob, and so many more. Thank you so much. - Thank you all. And in last place, with 19%, $2,675, are the Left Doc users. And no one in this room applauded for Left Doc. So in real life, the poll is accurate. We're gonna run another poll in just a few minutes. We will tell people about that when it's ready. But first, Myke, time to touch some stuff. That's why I don't have any glasses on. Let's go. Do you need help getting it down off the stage? We'll find out. Okay. Come over, boys. Wake me up. So this is... Touching things, surprise and delight. Surprise and delight. I look forward to being both surprised - And delight. - I'm not sure how much delight's gonna happen. - Oh no, there's gonna be plenty of delight, just not from you. - Yeah, we are gonna be delighted. You are gonna be-- - Horrified. - Surprised. - Okay, bring out the first item. How much time do we have? Can we go over the rules again? Two points for a correct answer. - Yeah, there's no time. - We will decide when we're done. And we can give clues as needed. - Oh boy, okay. - Wow, that's a strong odor. - Oh, that's, and-- - That's gentlemanly. - Gentlemanly. - That's so upsetting. - Touch. - I don't wanna touch it. - Begin to touch. - I don't want to. - Oh, it really smells. - It smells so bad. - Do you recognize the smell? - No. - It's like garlic or something. Is it like, oh. - It is edible. - Yep. - Oh. - It's delicious. - Is it instant ramen? Like it's ramen noodles? - Like couscous? - Nope. - Nope. - Oh. - Cabbage! - Close. What kind of cabbage? - Steamed cabbage. - Nope. - Boiled cabbage. - Nope. - Stick 'em in a stew. (laughing) - What happens if you-- - I do like that joke. - What happens if you put cabbage-- - Cabbage, uh, rice, cabbage-- - In a container. - What? - Moldy cabbage. - Is it fermented cabbage? - Yes. - It is. - Which is called what? - Oh, oh, oh. - What is that called? - Sauerkraut! - Yes, two points to Myke. - Oh man, it was right on the tip of my tongue. - Four sauerkrauts. - Okay. - I love sauerkraut. - Oh, when it went away, it was so much worse than when it arrived. - Oh, it hasn't left you. - I actually think that's the typical way that sauerkraut has an effect on people. - Michael. (laughing) Michael. - Yep. - Not late enough for that yet. - I'm pretty sure it is. - All right, are we ready? - I heard this noise as this one was dropped in. - All right. - Woo! - Gentlemen, touch. - And touch it. Touch it. Touch it. - Olives. - It was like eyeballs. - Close. - Grapes. - Yes. What kind of grapes? - Skinless grapes. - Yes. - Yes. - Correct. - Stephen correct. - All right. - All right, next. - How long did it take someone to skin these grapes? - We... - A long time. - What, can I ask, why did they need to be skinned? - 'Cause then they feel like eyeballs. - Yeah. - Oh, they did feel like eyeballs, so. - They did. to be scored and then steamed and then-- I gotta say, I really appreciate the work that you put-- Thank you, Jolie. If anyone wants to bring those back again and we can pretend we didn't know what they were, that's totally fine. All right, this is a compound item, so we're gonna need you to identify both ingredients in this item and begin. Hot dogs and spaghettios. Oh. Hot dogs. Right, that is hot dogs. Vienna sausages. - Or is it cut hot dogs? - Hot dogs and couscous? - Nope, half of it, right? - Hot dogs and pearl something. - What is it? - Oh, there you go. Yeah, dig, dig. Get it. - Ugh. - Hot dogs. Hot dogs and, uh... (slurping) - Oh, wow. - I don't like that noise. The sound. - Hot dogs and relish? - No. - Nope. - Bo. - Slimy. - They would go together. - Yeah. - You would not want to eat... - Hot dogs and cottage cheese. - Yes. - Yes, okay. I'm gonna say one point each, 'cause Myke was first to hot dogs. - Yeah, with the hot dogs, yeah. - Okay, can I... - Yes. - Wipe my hands off, please? - Yes. - I don't care for that right now. I don't see the point. - I just don't want cottage cheese in my hands. - I don't see the point. - Don't touch it. - Hold on. - Oh, no. Oh, no. - Oh. - Oh, thank you. People can put literally anything into my hands right now. It's kind of a scary feeling. - It's weird that actually it's not as gross so far as I thought it was gonna be. - It's gonna get worse. - I feel like it's, by the sounds of people, grosser to see than to feel. - Poor, poor innocent Myke. - I just said so far. I don't mean at all. I'm sure it can get much worse. - Oh, it will. - Okay, boys. Please begin touching. - Spaghetti. (spoon scraping) And I assume-- - It's noodles and-- - It's in a medium. - Noodles and jelly. - Noodles and Vaseline? - Noodles and, it's not hand sanitizer. It doesn't smell like hand sanitizer. Noodles and-- - Is it at all possible for us to guess this? - I mean, this is something that you would eat. - Noodles and sauce. - What kind of sauce? - Alfredo sauce. - No. - Tomato sauce. - Olive oil? - Yes. - Two points to Myke. - Two points to Myke, sorry. - Spaghetti and olive oil. - Can we get the mic in there real close? - Yeah, yes. - You ready? - Yep. - You want some of it? (laughing) - It's not olive oil. - That's what it's, well it says olive oil on the sign, but apparently it's canola oil. - I think it's wood oil. - Okay, well it's oil. - It's oil. - Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't guess. (laughing) - The cobalt oil that is, yes. - You've been butter oil for all weekend. - I think you'll find. - Stephen, are you ready for this? - You resisted the last one. - Yeah, I'm ready. - And begin. - Baked beans? - Yes, correct. - Dang, it was. - Oh, is that it? Wow, okay. - Yeah, that's it. - Yeah, how pretty should we be? Would you like some toast? - Was that toast? - Would you like? - I don't like baked beans. - Yeah, please. - Interesting. (audience laughing) - All right, baked beans is done. - That was fast. That was as fast as the grapes. - That was really fast. (soft music) (laughing) Chad is really loving the ASMR that we're doing here. - I will actually take a wet wipe now if that's okay. - Okay, it is okay. You wanna take your hands out of the box? - No. - Okay. - I don't think that's a good idea. Is it gonna fall on something? - I mean, maybe some beans. - What is happening over there? - I'm taking my wet wipe break. (laughing) This just feels pointless. - Hey, I don't know why you wouldn't do it out of the box. - Hey, buddy. - I don't wanna get it messy out there. - How you doing? - I'm doing good, how are you? (upbeat music) - See what's in the box here. Oh, there's a mic in this box. Oh, oh, oh. (laughing) - Here you go. - I mean, I don't know if I wanna help you now. You're over. - Oh, thank you. (laughing) - There's the box. Oh. - Right, another compound item. - Oh, gosh. - We should say these boxes were custom built for us last year by a member of the ALSAC team and they are incredible. - They're so good. - They're so good. - They're so good. - Stephen, hands ready? - Oh yeah, sorry. And touch. - So is this two things? - Two separate things. - It's like rice. - This is couscous? - We keep guessing couscous. It's never couscous. - It's never couscous. - Wait, what? It doesn't break. - It's something in pudding? Is that the? - Yes, you got the pudding right. - But what are they? - I don't know what these are. - Oh, I do. - Okay. - They're tiny grains. - Boobables? - No, close though. - Oh, oh, um. - Tapioca balls? - You wouldn't wanna eat these. - Oh. - I literally don't know what these are. - Rubble balls? (laughing) - I don't know if, I don't know if they're gonna guess. - I feel like Myke was pretty close. - Yeah. - Rubble balls. - Yeah, they're little-- - Bull bearings. - They're a toy. - Oh, oh, they're, - Um, oh, what is the name of that? - The pudding smells good, actually. - Well, don't eat it. - Why? - There's toys in it. - Well, I can just filter them out, right? - We've had these at our home. They have water in them and they dissolve when they're wet. And they're in pudding. - Well, it's not dissolving, is it? - What is it? - Orbeez? - Orbeez! - Orbeez. - I knew it was. - What the hell is an Orbeez? - It's a toy! - Stephen got one point for pudding, right? - Yeah. - Out of my hands though. - Wait, but what kind of toy is that? - What is that? - It's like a sensory toy thing. - Here, do a little wipe. - Oh, but not with pudding? - No, they're expanding, it just takes a while. - What kind of pudding, was it chocolate? So this looks great, right? - Oh, it looks amazing. - Does this even do anything? This is making it worse. - Just hold on, just hold on. - This is making it worse. - Friends, friends don't let friends. Here, here. - Thank you. - Use the paper towel. - Thank you. - I feel like I dropped some on the box. - I feel like it's like under my fingernails. - I still don't know why you're in the box for this part, but okay. - He likes it in there. It's cozy. - I think I didn't want to make a mess. - What's in the box? - Well, it's too late for that. - Oh, really? - No, it's not so bad yet. - Hey Jason, how are we doing on fundraising? - I have no idea. - We have raised money. - Can I get more tissue? - I didn't know if you were like in a position you could see the screen, I'm sorry. - I know. - Well, I mean, I'm better than you because I don't have a blindfold on, but here. - Thank you. - Oh. - Oh. - Why was that not put in my hat? - I just put it on the top of my head. - $506,807, I think. - $506,837. - $506,837. - Thank you. - Yep. - Are we ready for the next item? - Not yet. Yes, we are. Just kidding. - Hold on. It smells like Christmas. - Ready? And, oh, not yet. Stephen, and touch. - Cinnamon rolls. - Cooked, toasted marshmallows. - Yeah, I think. - It's cinnamon rolls, right? - Warm cinnamon rolls. - What? - But they're warm. - Hey, does anybody want a cinnamon roll? - Can I have one of those? - Yeah. - I'm good. - You touch them with hands. - I don't know, honestly. - It's not good. - Things, I know, they smell really good. That should have been last. - I don't know for a minute, my friend. - That's so warm. - We skipped one. - They're so warm. - Got it. - I was, I was, I was, oh, it's very sweet. - We skipped seven, but, yep, okay. - I did not think I would be eating anything. - Are you eating it? - I ate one, yeah. - Your hands have been in all sorts of things. - It's fine, it's a pudding. - All right, here we go, next one up. Hands in. And touch. - Shrimp. - Uh-huh. - Yes, and? - Shrimp and... Shrimp and-- - More shrimp. - Shrimp and hand sanitizer? - No. - Shrimp and-- - You would eat this. - Shrimp and Gatorade? - Is it shrimp and cocktail sauce? - It is in cocktail sauce, by the way. - So one and one. I was trying to get weird with it. I know, it's a nice mix of some weird, some not. Would you like-- Yeah, those are slimy. Yeah. Oof. [MUSIC PLAYING] Wait, I just heard a-- Are we doing a replays? What was that? Did you hear that? That's a noise. The sound effect. People are getting tired over there. Thank you. All right. [SAD TROMBONE] - Yeah, I'll say. All right. Do we have a point update, maybe? Adina says no. - Nope, not yet. - All right, ready, Stephen? - Yeah, I'm ready. - One item. - And touch. - Oh. - Chickpeas. - Yeah. - Correct. - Correct. - Geez, man. (laughing) - I was born for this, apparently. - It's beans or chickpeas. - His mic is on top of it. (laughing) - Big bean boy. - Big bean energy. - Yeah. (laughing) - It's England. - Yeah. (laughing) - All right, here comes-- - Here comes the next one. - The next one. - Wait, what is that? - Is it sizzling? - What is that? - Don't burn your hands. - Is it spilling? - You're safe. - What is going on? - You're safe, you're safe. - Touch. - I'm really scared. - Dry ice? - Nope. - It's like gritty, it's like sand or salt. - Nope. - Sugar. - It's sparkling. - Is it vinegar and baking soda? - Yes. - Pop rocks and vinegar. - No. - Pop rocks and water. - Stephen got it. - Stephen got it. It sounded like those sizzling fajita plates. That was terrifying. That was really bad. That was really scary. That was really, really hard. That was so hard. And then Belinda whispered, don't burn your hands. I am amazed, by the way, we have our special crew bringing these things out, and there are so many of them. Thank you, crew. This is incredible. Thank you, crew. And they're taking away dirty paper towels and wet wipes. All right, boys. Next up, hands on the box. - And touch. Get in there, dig in there, figure it out. - Marshmallows. - Yams. - I mean, you got half of it. - It is marshmallows. - It's sweet potato casserole. Toasted marshmallows. - I mean, do we have the other one? - If you dig in there, it's all a substrate. What is the substrate? - There's two. - Pull it apart. - Tapioca? It's not pudding again. - No. Roasted marshmallows and... - Fudge? Is it chocolate? - Melty fudge. Butterscotch. - Is it Velveeta again? - Is it jam? - They're kind of similar. - You could eat this. - I mean, you could eat a lot of things you just said. - Not be disgusted. - Marshmallows and... - They're kind of sticky. - They're kind of made of the same thing. - It is. That's good. - Is it icing? Blood frosting? - No. - Marshmallows and shortening. - Nope. - Marshmallows and marshmallow fluff? - Oh yes. - Yes. (laughing) - There's two forms of marshmallow. - Yes. (laughing) - Oh my hands are really sticky. - Okay, bring the hands out Myke. - I need a hose. - Try, try. - Thank you. - See if you can do anything with that. - I need another one. - Don't burn your hands. - Can I get, actually can I get dried like you said? - You would have done that. Yes. No. This has been actually delightful so far. I will say. It did sound cool. It sounded off. The sound was incredible. It was horrifying. Absolutely horrifying. It sounded like something was boiling. And even when I put my hands in, I still wasn't sure I wasn't getting burned. Yeah. What temperature is this? I'm not getting a chemical burn! Who got the point? One and one, I believe. Yeah, it was one and one. Yeah. I feel like we're doing pretty well, Myke. Yeah. - 13 for Myke, eight for Stephen. - Okay. - I'm not doing so well. - What was that? - We're both doing pretty well, I think. - Eight for Stephen. - 13 for Myke, eight for Stephen. - All right, hands in the box boys and go. - Whippy cushion. - Oh! (bell rings) - Correct. - Wow. (dramatic music) - That was good. - That was very good. - You nailed that man. - I know. - I mean, it's not recognizing an iPhone 5C in three seconds, but it's pretty good. - That is the real skill. - Myke's like, "Boy, that detention I got finally paid off." - Yes, right, yeah. All those marshmallows I planted everywhere. - Well, this is gonna be great. And go. - Oh. Oh, this is gross. - Oh, it smells real bad. - Is it fish? - Ooh, two sardines. - Oh, oh. - Myke got it. - Oh, oh. - Oh, so gross. - Please bring me something to remove the smell from my ass. - Thank you. - A lot of wet wipes there, just, yeah. - Oh, that smells like a pet sewer. - Can we get these out of here? - Please. (laughing) - Why did we do this right after the dinner break? - I was told there was something that smelled really, really bad. I'm assuming that was the thing. - I hope that was it. - Oh, it's the sauerkraut. I was told it was the sauerkraut. - There were a few things. - Yeah, oh yeah. - How many more do we have to go? - Five. - Ooh, that combination is, I can smell the chocolate and the sardines. And the marshmallows, maybe. Everyone's favorite ice cream. Here. Are you good? Thank you. Yep. Yep, you're good. There's nothing in the box yet. OK. Yeah, don't-- It's a box. It's a box. One. You got it. Nailed it. Waiting for our next-- This one's going to be interesting. --entry. [GASPS] [MUSIC PLAYING] Good. Everybody in the chat is grossed out. We're at 500 and almost 508,000 now. Wow. Incredible. Absolutely incredible $1,000 donation from the Urwin family. Thank you Thank you family stjew.org slash relay This is really welcoming. LVW 250 Kyle 100 Kevin W 200 All right gentlemen hands in the box and touch. Oh What is this It's a shock dinosaur no dolphin per porpoise Nope. Uh oh, it's got stuff fish! Stuff fish! I nearly changed the rating of Offstream! Oh my god! Mechanical stuff fish. Yeah, yeah. That, can I, can I, can I? Yeah. You okay? - Okay. (laughing) - No! (laughing) - I'll take the points. - Yep. Yeah. - That took a year off my life. - Yeah, that was genuinely frightening. - That was hilarious. - Did you take it out of the bag? - Yeah. - I took the, I think I took it apart trying to get it to stop. - Yeah, you both kind of hit it at the same time. Are you ready? - Yeah. - We got another goodie. - Okay, hands in the box and go. (drawer opening) - Baby pickles. - Yes. - Yes. - Yep. - In... (triumphant music) - I mean, it's-- - Oh, that's it, baby pickles. - Yeah, and pickle juice. - I mean, it says pickles and brine, but yeah. - And pickle juice, all right, baby pickles. Baby pickles, baby pickles. - Baby pickles, baby pickles. - I wasn't ready for anything. I'm still gonna like, bring it down a level. - Fight or flight from the fake fish? - Yeah. - All right. - I think last year there was like a fake spider in one of them, something that was moving, and it was-- and it started dancing. - Horrifying. - Oh God, I will die if this happens. - 508,000. - All right, let's go, StG.org/Relay. What I wanna see is 512,000. - I'm sure you do. - But why? - 'Cause that's my favorite website. - All right, hands in. - Okay, sorry. - Yep, yep. - And touch. - Oh. - Oh. - Holy. - Banana peels in mashed potatoes. - I mean, you got three or four words there are correct. - Wait, that's-- - Banana peel? - Banana peel and-- - Uh-oh. - And dog food? And smashed up bananas. - Yes. - Yes! - All right. (bell rings) - Nice, two points to Stephen. - Stephen coming up from behind. - Yeah, that one actually smells good, sort of. - Yeah, a lot better. The sauerkraut was overwhelming. - That was not good. - Thankfully, these boxes aren't vented on top. - That's a next year upgrade. - All right. - Ready? - And. - Ooh. - Okay, let's go. - Sheep in the hands of the box and touch. - Oh. - Let's get the microphone in there for some sound, please. - Oh, it's in there. - There's two items here. - Oh, it's toothpaste. - Yes. Myke was slightly earlier on toothpaste. - Toothpaste. - Fake teeth. - And fake teeth. - Oh. - Two points to Myke. (triumphant music) - Oh, it's minty fresh. - The classic combination. - Help me, Jason. - No. - Help me, Jason. Minty fresh. This is going to help all of the other smells, though. That's true. Yeah, let me get some of this in there. I'm going to get up in there under the fingernails. Minty. The ol' ol' factory. Wow. I believe this is the last one. OK. Yeah, no worries. You're good. We're cleaning up. I would like to thank everybody who spent their time and effort putting these plates together. Amazing. This has been actually delightful. Yeah, that's about it. Myke. Although you also almost died. Myke, can we have a sidebar? Yeah, where are you? Wait, okay. No hands forward like elbows. There you are. Sidebar. I'm worried about the last item. No, I think they're gonna pull out all the stops. Maybe it's gonna be gross. Okay, I don't fully trust these people. Okay, back to your box. Okay. Ah, Myke, you're in Stephen's box. Hi. Stephen, you're in Myke's box. Okay. You got it, you got it buddy. You got it buddy. - There you go. - There you go. - Thank you. - Good job. - Back to your box. - Good job. - Can we have the last item, please? - Oh, it's-- - Oh, people are screaming from behind the curtain. - I had a gag. - It's coming. - I had a gag. (distant laughing) - The sound of the delivery makes me worried. (laughing) Are you okay? (laughing) Insert hands. - And touch! Oh! (crew laughing) - All in, go team. - Whoopie cushion. - It's all of the things! - It's all of the things! (crew laughing) - Wake me up! I could tell by the whoopie cushion, that was what gave it away. - Can we take these off? - Yes. - Yeah. - I don't wanna touch anyone in my face yet. - All right. We're gonna do some replays. I want to see them. It's just pickles. It's a lot of pickles. Oh, $2,500. Thank you all. Thank you so much. Thank you everybody. That's amazing. Oh my goodness. We're gonna throw it to some replays. Scootar, $2,500. Oh, let's check out the tape. Go to tape. [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh. Whoop. Oh! That thing-- Myke is terrified. --stretched the crack out of me. Yeah. Oh. That was awful. We're going to-- Oh, that's so good. What are we doing? Thank you for joining us in this very special edition of Stephen and Myke-- Stephen and Myke. Myke and Stephen, Touch Things. Touch Things. Touch Things. You touched-- We're going to go to-- What a touch. We're going to go to a video and we will be right back. Everything was fine until two years ago when she started having seizures suddenly. The brain tumor has to be watched to make sure that the tumor is not growing, because the place where it's growing, it would affect her eyes. And so if we see any changes in her eyesight, that would be like a sign that something is going on. How does your belly feel? Does your belly feel okay? When you get to the world of Sinjood, you're actually surrounded by a lot of care, which makes you calm down. You're in a state of... [MUSIC] >> St. Jude means that I can be comfortable in knowing that my child is getting the best possible treatment for her disease. [MUSIC] Those types of treatments are generally very, very expensive. But not only is it provided for free, but it's also top level treatments. That's all a parent can really ask for. [BIRDS CHIRPING] It's the same. She has not-- Yesterday, Olivia had her MRI done. Afterwards, she had a consultation with her neurologist. The doctor said there's no change in her condition. There's-- the tumor has not grown any. It's really a great feeling of relief that goes over you once you hear those words. [BIRDS CHIRPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] She's an incredible sister and a great daughter. I'm very proud of her. She's an incredible sister and a great daughter. I'm very proud of her. Hello! I think we're supposed to be spinning the wheel, but this is what $100,000 worth of balloons looks like. - We spend no expense of the balloon budget. - I know, I mean, those are really expensive balloons. - Yep. - Thankfully, you know, it's for a good cause. - The best cause. - Yeah. - Balloon Room USA, no better cause than that, you know what I'm saying? 511,102 dollars. Oh, matching gifts. - Oh. - Oh, jeez! (laughing) My, why, why would you do that? - Stop doing that! - I hope somebody was calling that the wrong way. - Are you trying to kill your co-host? - He's fine, he's fine. - Stephen, can you talk about matching gifts? - Yes, a bunch of corporations and companies will match your gift. So when you go to stjude.org/relay, there's a form there that you can fill out. If you have issues with that, or maybe it's a delayed thing, you can also email us at stjude@relay.fm. It's not just big tech companies either. A lot of small and medium sized businesses do this. It's a really great way to literally double your money to St. Jude. So be sure to check that out. If you're not sure if your company offers that, reach out to someone in HR or, you know, someone who seems important. They probably know. I don't know. I don't work for a real company. How you doing? - Different. - Good. Jason's on stage. - Let's go spin the wheel if you don't mind. - Let's spin the wheel. - Let's do it. (wheel spinning) Spin that wheel! - Wheel! - Nine, name that drawing. Let's do it. - Do another spin. Do one more spin. - Okay. (wheel spinning) Nine again. Relay lip reading. - All right, we've got a couple of games to play. - Let's do it. - Let's do it. (audience applauding) - I think I gotta get up now. - Yeah, you probably need to see first. - And that drawing? - Yeah. - Now I can see. - So, outside of the bloom room, it smells like cabbage, like sauerkraut. - It does smell like sauerkraut. - Inside was fine, so after this, I'm going back in there. - Me. - Stephen goes first. Who's your partner? - Me and Jason. - All right. You want to go first, Kathy? Sure. Saw what crowd? I haven't got my glasses on. I'll be fine. I'm sure I'll be fine. Where are they? They're on the desk. I took them off because of the thing. I'll get them for you. Oh, thank you. Very nice. What are we doing? Well, Myke needs to be able to see. Oh, you can saw. I can see. Oh, okay. Okay. Listen, I'm not... My vision is so bad. (laughs) All right. - You can get up close. - Hey, thank you. - Oh, perfect. - Here are your glasses. - Thank you. - Here's your watch. - Thank you. - I do, oh, I've waited for this day. Thank you so much. - Okay, ready? - I didn't want to get sauerkraut moving around. - Oh no, that's smart. - I'm ready. - Okay. - Go. - Oh, my watch band smells like pudding. - A clown. - Yep. - Wow, I thought you were drawing me for a second. (laughs) Now you know what I really think. - All right, Jason. - This is a good one. Ready? - Expectations are high, my friend. Stoplight. Dynamite. - Stoplight, dynamite. - I bought shuffle. - Oh, nice. - I'm sad it didn't rhyme. - I was gonna draw the other one. - That's what did it for me. Oh, that was good. - That was real good. - Jason, I'm gonna give you some, oh, it's already good. - It's good. - You wanna take a little hit of the whiteboard? - I went with the first generation model, you know. - Keeps coming, you know. - That was the most adorable one. - All right. - All right. - The one without buttons was really bad. - Yeah. We all agree. - Ireland. Potato, moose. Yes. (triumphant music) - That's pretty good. - That's a really good-- - That was quick. I don't think it got to the board. I think you just sprayed it in the air. No, I don't want to spray around because it's too wet, so I just do it in the general vicinity. Yeah, I see. Like when you hit the computer in the general vicinity earlier. Exactly. All right. I just like to give the air a sledgehammer, you know? (upbeat music) (laughing) - Brain? - Brain. - Wow. - Wow. - You start strange. (laughing) - Is it CGP gray? It sort of is. - You can see. - Brain. - Yep. Yep, yep, yep. (upbeat music) - Good job. - It's pretty good. (upbeat music) Goodbye brain. Oh, you good? - Yep, I'm good. - That's good. - There is a wall back there, you just won't fall until eternity. - I mean, that's helpful. I was more worried about breaking the lights. - Break the lights. Okay. - Ready? - Oh, I couldn't see. (laughing) - Juice box? - No. - Juice. (triumphant music) - We're pretty good at this. - We are overall very good at this as a group. - Yeah. - Which is good, 'cause I thought this one would be very hard. - I was a little worried. - The score currently 283U, 309 me. - Is that including the name, the smell, the? - Oh. - Including the box challenge? - Yeah. - All right. - Okay. So you're closing in. - I'm closing, I... - It's anyone's game. - Yeah, it's still anyone's game. - Probably my game. Ready? Oh yes. - It isn't until the end of the month. - We are playing this game currently. I'm ready. - Maybe I should get a point for sleeping in Miami Airport. - Birthday cake. - Birthday. - Yeah, birthday. - It's a sad birthday. (bell rings) - It's the wrong candle. - The first birthday. - Ah. - Happiest birthday. I could have drawn more candles, but-- - Didn't need to. - I didn't need to. - All right, Myke. - For my grandma's 60th birthday, my uncle put 60 candles on a cake. Oh, it was bad. (laughing) It nearly set fire to the living room. It was a chocolate cake, it all melted. It was incredible. - That's bad. - Hot air balloon. - Nailed it, wow. Wow, I could have been the Riddler That was fast, I'm really good at this We're all really good at this and it's not just because we've been playing. Who started? Y'all did. I did. So this will be the last round then we'll go play the other thing we were playing. What was the other one? The whisper game? Whisper or Lip reading. Yeah, lip reading (upbeat music) - There's a lot of commotion about, I'm sure, gross things behind that curtain. - Someone had to do the cleaning up. - Yeah. Microphone. (triumphant music) I was gonna draw a laptop. Podcasters. - Yeah. - Yeah. Right, should we go do lip reading? - Yeah. - Let's do it. - Let's go read those lips. - Read the lips. (audience applauding) - Thank you, thank you. - We've only done this like four times. - I'm sitting here. - Coin flip? - Yeah. (laughing) I'm collecting coins, I have two coins now. - We got stock at sit down. - My brain was thinking we were playing authentication, which means that-- - You go first, choose your partner. - Jason. - Oh, okay. Hello, Kathy. - Hello, Stephen. (upbeat music) - I need the white noise. - Oh, yes. - I got it, I'm on it. We're at $512,000. Thank you, Nathan, for a gift of $512. - Woo! - Oh yeah. (audience applauding) - They were just having about-- (bell ringing) - I can tell. - Thank you to Wit A for a gift of $101. Wit is in the studio. Jan, $100. Josh, $100. Thank you all. - Do you have sound now? - No. - Okay, we need a professional. - I don't know how that works. - Let me see. - There's a switch on the bottom. - They want on. Now they're on. - What are these? - Lee FM switch on. - You good? - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Stephen, do you wanna send it back to the dashboard for a little bit while we're here? - Just while I'm down here? I'd be happy to. Thank you. I just hit this. Please don't hit it. No. Yeah, that is the right thing. It's just the wrong browser. Borrow without a bank if you own a house. Okay. Okay. Okay. Spicy salsa is the best. - Spicy something is the best? - Spicy salsa is the best. - Spicy salsa is the best. (gasps) - Spicy salsa. - Jason, you're the best. - Wow. - Salsa. - Salsa. - Salsa. - That's like-- - In my head, he presents it right. Tacos. - Tacos. - There's no good way. - Taco. - For British people, it's either taco, taco, can't say it. There's no good way for a British person to say that they're not food. - Taco is the right way to say it. - Say taco when it's right. - Taco Tuesday. - No, but it sounds weird when the British press. Taco, taco, I don't like it. It sounds weird. - Taco Thursday. - Isn't it taco? - But you say Thursday funny, so taco Thursday. - Thursday? - You used to say it. - Used to say it. - Thursday. - Thursday, right? - So, that's the thing. - What comes after seventh? No, no, what comes before seventh? - Sixth? (laughing) - Wait, what's wrong with that? - So, I have a problem with the TH sounds. I grew up it would be like first it'd be like one two three four yeah yeah so for me 30 day free trial is the hardest thing and I have to say it's so slow yeah sometimes it's a 30 day tree trial which is good. I mean we do have a sponsor that has a tree business. Yep. Give me a card please sir. Are you ready? (upbeat music) - London live. - Knock, knock. - Miss Brownfield 200. - Who's that? - Charlie Ray 100. - London live. - Laugh. - Love. (laughing) - Love, love. It's not that. One more time. London Live. - Long line laugh. - Oh. - Oh. - London Live. - I think it's been a while since we haven't gone one. - I heard you like, London. (laughing) - No, no, no. - London Live. - It just sounded really funny. - London. - I'm starting to enunciate. - I mean, if you had done Loden Live, then I would have known what you're talking about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Poor Stephen. - For me. - Ready? Secret handshake. - Seaweed handshake? - Secret handshake. - Secret handshake. - Yes! (bell rings) Seaweed handshake. - I was like, "Seaweed?" What is that? - Say white, handshake. - Oh hey, Jason, you finally got a hand one. - Yeah. (laughing) - Funny hands. - I'm waiting. - It's funny hands. - Funny hands. (laughing) - Good night, sleep tight. - That is so creepy when you say it like that. (laughing) - Was it even words? - All right. - Good night. (bell dings) - Shut up. - Sleep tight. - Something, sleep, something. - Yes. - Okay. - Good night, sleep tight. - Good night, sleep tight. - Yes! - That was terrifying. - Good night. - Good night. - Good night. - Sleep tight. (laughing) - Oh yeah, so I go, right? - It's very threatening. - Yes. - Best day ever. - Best day ever? - Oh. - Best is not the word, but I got it from context. It was like worst nest, best. (laughing) - Best day ever. - Seemed very aggressive. - Good night. - Sleep tight, turtles. (laughing) - Fundraising is fun. (laughing) - Feel crazy is fun? Okay. - Fundraising is fun. - Fundraising is fun. - There you go. I would say a lot of these are on a theme. - Yeah. - They kind of make it easier. (audience applauding) - Yeah. - I don't know about the turtles though. - Yeah, so let's do one more. - One more go around. - One more. - Start with Myke. - I'm gonna go around and we'll spin the wheel again. - All right. - Strawberry shortcake. - Strawberry shortcake. - I didn't even have to do strawberry. (laughing) - Strawberry? (triumphant music) Strawberry shortcake? Please, sir. - All right, so this is the last one? - Yep. - Are you okay? - Yes. - The grass is always greener. - Okay, I'm pretty sure what I think the first word is in it 'cause it's a bad word. - Yeah. - The glass is cleaner. - The grass. - What was that? - I didn't do anything. - I thought you laughed at me. (laughing) The grass is always greener. The grass is always greener. Yes. (triumphant music) All right. (cheering) Well done, Knight. So we have some options. Okay. 'Cause I put this back in my ear and be told what to do. We do-- We do need to do some Jenga for realsies. I think the two of you play some Jenga. Yeah. Okay. Oh boy. Okay. And then we'll move into the next video game time. Oh yeah. Yeah. - Are you playing Jenga? - Uh, I'm gonna be right back. - Okay. - Then I'll get the game going. - Sounds good. - Sweet. - Okay, Jenga, huh? - Jenga. - I'm gonna just collapse it. Who am I playing for? - Gordon. - Uh, well we gotta put a coin for that. - Yeah. - Oh. - Don't flip the coin at the Jenga. - At the Jenga? - Just saying. Making sure that's... - Ooh, into the lights, I almost lost it. Myke, I'm playing for Myke. - You're playing for Myke. All right, Stephen, I got you. - You go first. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. Myke goes first because Myke is the head that wears the crown. I don't know. - Drew 89, Zumanade. Charlie Ray, thank you for your donations. We're at $512,691. This is going to be bad. Don't. - Don't let me down. (clears throat) (dramatic music) [Music] The camera work makes it so much more tense. I don't know. It's pretty tense without watching the camera. [Music] Oh! [MUSIC] Very nice. [MUSIC] [MUSIC] Oh, oh, oh, oh. [MUSIC] Oh my goodness. I believe this guy over here. I mean, are the entire camera operators think that that's not an acceptable play? Eric and Debbie, thank you for your donation. Kara, thank you for your donation as well. Do we leave it as it is for a minute? Kathy seems frazzled. I think we gotta have one more move though. Yeah, because Jason started. I don't like you very much, Jason, right now. [MUSIC] That's right. It really does look like we're defusing a bomb. Good play, good play. I like it. Oh geez. [applause] All right. That was really stressful. It was good work. Shall we spin the wheel while we wait for Myke? Sure. And then we'll play some video game stuff? Oh, Myke's back. Myke. - Sauerkraut's out there now. - 15, 30 second challenge. - Perfect. - We will do it in the future though, because we are-- - There's one ready. - Oh, oh. - All right, let's do it. - Still in the same? - I don't even know what's going on. - Big flight. It was wobbling big time. I mean, the thing was, it's amazing that it-- - That middle section, who did the bottom? - Kathy. - That would be me. - Hey, and watch your hands. Don't knock it over as you walk by it. - That would have been incredible. Me! Don't do it. - I think that maybe, maybe, maybe we do some ring toss. - Yeah. - You're good? - Toss those rings. - A brain stop mid-sentence. - I'm just checking. - The pink lines? Carnival, pink lines. - Ring toss. - Where's there? Toss those rings. - Coin flip to see who goes first. You compete separately. - We compete separately. - Or they could do it at the same time. - You could do it at the same time, it's fine. 30 seconds to throw as many rings onto the pigs as possible, throwing from behind the line. Winner gets five points. - Five points. - Okay. - 30 seconds, please, please. Now I don't know where my phone is. - Adina's been the timer all day. - Okay. - She's got this. - All right. - All right, count us in. - Where's my phone though? - We'll find it. - On your mark, get set, toss. One for Myke. One for Stephen. - Two for Myke. - Speed, Stephen. Two for Stephen. Three for Stephen. - Three for Myke. - Four for Stephen. (dice clattering) I'm out of rings almost. - Four for Myke. - Pick up some rings. Behind the line. (dice clattering) - Four, three, two, one. - Done. (woman laughing) - I think I have four. Five. - Five. - I have five. - And four for Myke. - Stephen wins. - All right. I got two on one ring. - Yeah, I think Jason and Kat should try this 'cause this looks easy, but it's not. - Oh, I have played enough carnival games, but I'm happy to take one for the kids. - All right. This is just for fun. - This is a exhibition match. - Yes, that's right. 30 seconds on the clock. 30 seconds on the clock. - Oh, we're still doing it? We're timing it but not scoring it. - We're timing it but no score. - Three, two, one, go. One for Jason. You got Robin that one. Oh yeah, a bunch of them bouncing it out. Favor in this corner. - Oh my gosh. - One for Kathy. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. - Throw them all. - Two! - Throw them all. - Two for Jason. - Three. - It's two for Jason. - One for the captain. - Two, three. - That was from you. - Three for Jason. - Three for Jason. - That was from you a handful of that one. - Yeah. - That was very good. (applause) - Woo! - All right, I tell you what, I'm gonna spin the wheel. You get the Xbox going. - Sounds good. - We'll play flight simulator. - Nice. - Walk very carefully past Jenga. - Is it over here? Nope, here. (upbeat music) Oh my gosh, there's so many phones. - It's in there. - Oh, it's right on the chair. - So many phones in here. All right, everybody ready? - Let's do it. (projector whirring) - Thank you, Justin, for the donation of $112. (projector whirring) Number two, lip reading. - Lip reading. - After more later. - After fly simulator? - Yeah. simulate, or we could do the PC smash. - Yeah. - Let's, look, it's still going. - I haven't. - Have you both? - I haven't. - Go on, Cassie. - Look at that, PC smash. - PC smash. - Stephen, when I connected the controller, 'cause the game was loaded, it was like, "Oh, you've connected a controller now. "Do you wanna keep it this way?" It's like, it's still expecting a keyboard and mouse. - Oh, hang on a sec. - Oh yeah. - Oh my gosh, safety glasses, come on. - Safety glasses. - Oh, man. - Hey. I would say the Kallax hits pretty easy, but just watch it coming back at you. - Okay. - 'Cause it gives no resistance, because the Kallax is made of dreams. - But it's a PC smash, not a Kallax smash. - It'd be weird to smash the Kallax. - You got this. (gasps) (loud crash) - Oh! Oh! (laughs) - Jeez! (laughs) - Jeez. (loud crash) - Oh, no! My CPU. [laughing] It's pretty good. That was fun. And I didn't even break a nail. That's the most important part. That's very true. We're at $513,000. Amazing. Kathy did a great job. Obviously. I'm just gonna put it back in the center. [whirring] For later. It'll probably still boot. Replay? [laughing] Replay? Replay it up. Yeah, I wanna see. Boom. - You want your jacket? - Yeah. That was beautiful, beautiful. - Jackets. - We are, come on, Pam. You can also feel free to take a break right now. 'Cause this is just a one-by-one. - Yeah, I was like, I was, yeah. - So you don't have to be-- - I'm gonna go hydrate. - Yeah, that's a really good idea. - I don't have a water bottle anymore, but I'll still hydrate. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - We're pilots now, we have to look the part. - Okay. - It's not my fault, but the universe was really against you having wings. - Okay, so, at first, Stephen, we're just gonna see if we can just get you your wings, and then we're gonna compete in some landing challenges. - Okay. - Put this away. - I would say to the control room that we can still hear Kathy. All right, let's go. Trying to button my, oh, I'm having trouble here. Here, will you button me up? - Of course. - It came unbuttoned during the-- - It's this big watch, it feels. - It's touching. Thank you. Okay, so we're gonna fly the Airbus A320neo out of Memphis International Airport. - In tennis ball green. - In tennis ball green, the only proper color for a plane. - Sit here, so. - I'm gonna sit here. - 'Cause I can't remember the controls more than just looking at them usually. Oh, you pressed the wrong button. Yeah, you pressed the wrong button already. It's just going great. I'm going to take this back away from you. This is like teaching your grandfather how to play video games. Yeah. [laughter] Okay, so I'm just going to start. I'll let you up there. There you go. There you go, pup. Thank you, son. That's okay. It's a true story. When we bought this, Myke had to set it up for me. Yeah. Oh, look at all of the controls I need to remember. The main thing you need to know about is increase throttle, decrease throttle and the rudders. I really just need to know about increase throttle. You definitely need a little bit more. Why would I ever slow down? There we go. Alright, press this button, change your view. Now it says you got something, so release the parking brake. Okay, press A, apply full throttle. You see the end there, like the bottom left? You got that. (clicking) All right, so it's gonna pop up and say you need to get to about 150 knots usually to be able to take off. You're going really slowly. - Yeah, I don't know, is the brake still on? - Did you put the brake on again? - I don't know, there we go. - There you go, there you go, now you're off. You were full throttle, full brakes. - I wanna do a burnout. - I think you did do that. - The rumble in this controller is nice. - Yeah, it's usually only when you're in trouble or on the runway. - Which I am. - Yeah. All right, now you can pull back on the left stick gently and it'll take off. Bit more. There you go. Whoa, that's a lot more. Whoa, here he goes. Now press the right here and that brings in the landing gear. - All right. - Now, all right, here we go. So just, you gotta keep climbing. You can pull back a bit more if you want to. These, what you've got your fingers on now, that is what controls the rudders, which will help you go left and right, but they only work some at a time, and I'm not sure, no, it's these, no, not these two. - But look at that. Hello. - Yeah, I mean, if you wanna land immediately, you can do that. - Yeah, I don't have any rudders. - No, there seems to be a thing about speed, I think that's included in that, and I don't know what it is exactly that does it. Obviously, you can turn left and right with the stick. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. - So I would suggest that you level out, a bit. Bring down your speed, which you do with that button. Yeah, so you see how it goes? That's what you're aiming at, and then eventually it will get there. And then I recommend maybe try and swing it around, go to the pyramid or something. Because you're going west, I don't know, west from the airport? Is that what you want? Yeah. You're still aiming up a bit, you could flatten that out. You should try the rudders too. They always work a little bit, but usually... Oh, see how it turns on you? Like everything's going fine, and then you just go a little bit... So we're over the Mississippi River. There's the pyramid right there. Where is it? Right there on the right. Go to it. I'm gonna go to the pyramid. Now don't land on the pyramid. I'm gonna go... Like just go near it. You know, I wanna see it. There's also the bridge. Yeah, there's the bridge. There's downtown Memphis. - You're going pretty fast. You should reduce your speed a bit. Yeah, you're over speeding right now. Yeah, you see that? You're on 376 knots. You're going very, very fast. - I'm bringing the engines down. - For 5,000 feet. You are really, they will hear you on the ground. No, that's not. - I'm not gonna crash into it. I'm just gonna buzz the pyramid. - Okay, good luck. - There's St. Jude under our right wing. - Yep, so definitely don't. There you go, there's the pyramid. You're still going really fast. You can bring the flaps up, you can press up. Now, bear in mind that, are they already up? Yeah, that will bring your speed down quite a lot, quite fast, so you wanna keep your eye on that. And then you maybe wanna press down on the D-pad and that will bring the back down to normal. Maybe down is where you would want them to slow down, and up is where you want them now. -Things are going well. -They are going pretty well. Now, what I want you to do now, full throttle, go up... -Space shuttle style? -Bower roll. Space shuttle status, let's go! You will stall. I can guarantee you're going to stall... -now. -I'm still climbing, baby. Okay. Do you see what's happening to your speed? - Oh yeah, now it's fine, but I'm still climbing. - Okay. Whenever you're ready, straighten out and try a barrel roll. - Ladies and gentlemen of the cabin, you are now astronauts. Yeah. - We're gonna run a poll, I think. - All right, barrel roll time. - Yep. - People in the control room are screaming. - Ooh, this isn't a barrel roll at all, is it? You're just banking. That's what you're doing. And you're now going 160 knots. - Look how fast I, man, look how, this game, I say this every time I see this. - We're gonna do a poll of Dropbox versus iCloud, so you can vote with your dollars. - If you use OneDrive, donate and vote for something else. - Yep. - No one uses OneDrive with their own free will. - Yes, well, maybe. What about Google Drive? Even less OneDrive, do you think? - Maybe we can add some more to that. We'll see what happens. All right, I think we need to try and get you to attempt a landing, because that's what all the challenges are gonna be. - Okay, should I go back to the airport or just start over? - You should try and get back to the airport. - It's back to my left. Oh, I'm getting a lot of vibration all of a sudden. - 'Cause you're going 378 knots. So I would bring the engines down. 400 knots now. What's happening currently is the game, I can't hear it, but the game will 100% just be going over speed. - Yeah, I don't think we have sound out of it. - I'll do it for you, over speed. - There's the river again. - Over speed. There is an airport, so you can aim for that. - I don't think I'm going too high. That airport is very small in real life. - Well, then just try and get down there, see what will happen. Slow all the way down. - Oh, okay. - Full throttle to get there. - I was like, "Ah, I'll get there." - What did Sully say? - Bring the flaps. - We're gonna be in the river. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down. Yep, and now bring out the landing gear by pressing the right stick. - And now just-- - I don't think I'm gonna make that airport man. - Look, you can try, right? - I'm going for it. Go for it. There you go. No, no, no, you just sped up. - Trying to get to the ground fast. - Go, go, go. Down, down, down. You're gonna make it. - I got this. - Pull up, please. - Bank left. (groaning) This is fine, we're coming in hot, but, we've all had a landing like this, you know? Where like you bounce a bit. No, no, no, you're going up, you're going the wrong way. - Oh no. - Come on, bring her down, bring her down. - I got it, I got it, I got it. On the ground. - You're gonna land this, you're gonna land this. Whoa, watch out for that truck. There you go. Hey, that wasn't too bad. - Oh, we're going into the forest. - Sometimes you just gotta hop to the next runway. - No, I can save this. I can pull this out. - You say that now. - That's what we call in the business a touch and go. - Touch and go? - Here's the pyramid, we're gonna come real close to the pyramid now. - You maybe can land. (laughing) Land on the bridge. - So that's Wolf River right there, where it comes in, this area is called Mud Island. - I've been on Mud Island I think. - Yes. There's like a cool brewery down there now on the left. - A cool what? - A brewery. - A brewery, I thought you said a burrito. I was like, there's a really great burrito down there. Here's the pyramid. - You could probably take it back to the airport. - Yeah, let's just get a good look at the pyramid. I got this. The pyramid's kind of low. There we go, there's the pyramid. There's the convention center. - Hi, convention center. You're just flying with a landing gear. No, you should leave it out now, I think. - Here's, downtown Memphis is very blocky. - So the best landings, you see those gates in the sky? Like, you can light up with those gates. - FedEx Forum is where the Grizzlies play. - You're in the wrong direction of those right now, but maybe you could get to it. You're having a great first flight, I've gotta say. - We're flying over Midtown Memphis. It's just a nice tour of the Memphis area. Everyone in the crew is watching this. There's the airport, here we go. - Oh yeah, you're coming in from the right direction. - I've used a lot of fuel. - I wouldn't worry about that. - Do you want me to go through the gates? - You gotta be going slower. Yeah, you've got to go through the gates will help you line up for a good landing. I only know how to go full speed. So now you're going the right speed. When they go blue. Okay. So you want them to be blue as you get to them and that will help you adjust your speed. See, now you're going at great speed. Yeah, you keep doing this. Although you actually feel if you're not going fast enough because the plane starts to fall out of the sky, which I think is starting to happen to you. Dude, I can just land it on the airport. You can? I'm going to do it. - All right, great. - Come on. - I wouldn't go so right though. Why are you doing that? - Well the-- - But you could just join up with them to the left. You don't have to join them there. You could just-- - Got my landing gear down. - Yeah. Oh, you're just going there. You're not worrying about those gates. You're just gonna take that runway. - I'm just going for it. - You can make your own way, you know? - Yeah. - As you say, those Zully vibes, you know? - Dude, I got this. - Okay. I bounced off the ground earlier, but I'm gonna stick this one. But the plane's still going. Which is a real testament to the engineering. 'Cause this game will stop you if you hit too hard. So you obviously didn't hit too hard. We're at $514,000. Okay. Thank you to Chelsea for $400. MCD for $500. You were rubbing real bad. Oh, sorry. Dude, I got this. Okay. Draw my engines a little more. Bring my flaps down. - I got this. - You're at a bit of an angle. - Hey man, once I hit the ground I can steer. No, I got this. Cut the engines. - I wouldn't do that. I mean, yeah. - Oh, I got this. - This is looking pretty good. - I think I got it. - I think you might have it. - Let's go, let's go. Reduce airspeed, I don't know how to do that. (clapping) - All right, hit the brakes. Oh my gosh, where are the brakes? (clapping) - Now you've just started speeding up again. - How do I slow down? - You will just slow down. Like stop doing things, like you will slow down. There is a brake button, but I've forgotten what it is. - Oh, it's reverse, I'm reversing the engines. - Um, okay. - Yeah, look, it's reversed. - No, like you will actually, it's meaning you're going in reverse, like the engine is in reverse. - Yeah, it's slowing me down. - Okay. - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Memphis Air National Airport. The local time is 9 p.m. Central. - That was an excellent first flight. You feel good about some landing challenges? - Weather is 72 degrees and sunny, even at 9 p.m. - Okay. - We'd like to thank you for flying Relay FM Airlines. Please remember to tip your pilot on the way out. - I was like, what did I do? I never do that, I never tip the pilot. It's probably why I get stuck in airports so often. - How good am I at this game? That was really good. - Thank you. - So you ready for some landing challenges? - Yeah, let's do it. (audience applauding) - Activities, test your skills with landing challenges. Do you wanna go first or second? - I'll go second, I'll watch you. - Landing challenges. Go famous, epic, famous or epic? - Famous. - All right, which one do you want? - Let's do Sydney. - All right, good day, mate. - Hello, mate. - What time is it in Australia right now? What time is it in Sydney? 12, so yeah. - It's midnight. - No, I'm not sure. - Noon. - Noon, yes, noon. - Noon. I hope everyone in Australia is having a good lunch. (laughing) - Whoa, did you see that? That was the Australian flag. How did they pull that one out so fast? - Incredible. - We must have every flag back there. - I'm gonna get my drink. - All right. iCloud is crushing Dropbox. These people don't like file syncing. - They like their files to be corrupted. - All right, let's do this. Oh, okay, here it is. I will say I'm a little disappointed that the Memphis map didn't look as good as Sydney. Yeah, that is a shame. Maybe it's just like a general, maybe it's not the game, maybe just Sydney is a nice look. Nice looking. Thank you, Emily Kelley. Oh, Emily, thank you. One of our amazing in-studio guests earlier today. Or yesterday, I don't know. Alright, so you see it's like ahead of you. If you want to find, you can press L, B, and A, and it shows you where you're supposed to be aiming towards. After this, we're going to have the third relay relay. So I think that's going to get set up here pretty soon. Third and final, right? Third and final. I'm sure that'll get set up soon. - I think it's gonna set up soon. That one has the real hard start. - I don't remember it. Oh, that's the thing. That's hot on the hands. - It is. Sardines everywhere. - Oh God. - I think you can go faster. Speed is always the answer. (upbeat music) Looking good. - I'm not sure about my speed. - So it doesn't give you gates to fly through, you just have to get down and it scores you on. - Your ability to do it. - Your ability to do it. So if you bounce off of it like I did earlier, - It's bad. - Yeah, we're gonna do five points for the winner of each, by the way. - Oh, there's no one in here. We're literally alone except for Chad, so hopefully someone can be sure. - Why has that happened? - Why is everybody-- - This is the only time this has happened. Is there like a meal going on? - Because we're on the one camera and we have the TV. - And I think Chad didn't know that either. (laughing) - He just looked up, alone. - I'm feeling pretty good about this, I think. - You were a little to the right, but I think once you get down, you can correct that pretty quickly. Ooh, oh, it feels like you're coming in fast. 146 knots. Oh my word. - Hey, look. Hey, look, you just got-- - Rare achievement unlocked. - You just got to land, land at an airport with-- - Incredible. You bounce off the front landing gear pretty hard. but I landed, so it's gonna give me a bad score, but I did it, right? See, all you gotta do is beat my score. - Yeah. (audience applauding) - If it even gives me a score. We just got a $1,000 donation. - From Joe Steel. - From Sunit, the original upgradian, Bala. No, Joe still gave 100. - Joe Steel's above it, thank you. - Appreciate you also, Joe. Like, I really didn't know that. Joe's given a lot of money today. - That's right, so we gotta see how many points you had. - Okay. (upbeat music) Oh, oh no, I still haven't stopped. - Oh God. Apparently Joe wants the US flag, which will apparently come-- - Should've done that when we were in Memphis. - There is a button for braking, I've forgotten what it is. - It's not B? - No, it just sends the engines into reverse, which isn't really what you want. Nah, that I did it. I got 1,765 points. - Okay, so I have to beat that. - Yep. (upbeat music) - Most of it was precision. All of it was precision. - What was what I didn't get? - No, all you- - No, you just went back. You just went back. It's A, A is the, all right, go back. No, no, you just give it back to me. (both laughing) You just pressed every wrong button. (both laughing) - All right, Sydney. - We now have a tie between upgrade and dropbox. - Dropbox it. - Upgrade. iCloud and Dropbox. We've learned after nine hours, we're under two hours left. - Oh, I thought it was gonna be less than that. We're doing okay though, I think. - We are doing okay. - I had a real tough time around hour seven. I took some ibuprofen and now I'm feeling way better. So that's the worm way, you see it? - What, how do I get the-- - L, B, and A. It just shows you where you're going, which you already can see anyway. - Oh, the rudders work, oh, mm. [MUSIC] >> That was like, just making sure everyone's still awake. >> I feel like the runway is sort of over there. [MUSIC] >> That's not right. >> That's some motion sickness. (upbeat music) - Your landing gear is out already. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Bring that engine speed down. (upbeat music) $516,000, Myke. - It's pretty incredible, right? - It's real incredible. (upbeat music) - And this is always worth the time that we spend, but this year, this feels really, really worth the time. - Absolutely. - $116,000 we've raised today as a community. I also just really appreciate the people that watch, like no matter how much you've watched for, it's always scary when we're like, is anyone gonna tune in? 'Cause we have so many incredible people that have put so much time into this, so I really appreciate how many people have been watching You're coming in so fast. My engines are off. Yeah. I got this. I'm going to pull up right at the last minute. Is that... Ah, Stephen. Oh, God. Okay. You're on 145 knots. Oh, he's back up. He's going back down again. Oh, that was a lot of smoke. We're on the ground, baby. You're still going 100 knots. Oh no, bring that engine speed down. Scrub some speed off. Okay. Oh, got some rudder action. I feel like it's going to hurt my score, I probably shouldn't actually do that. To do the ruddering? Yeah. I think this two landing attempts may be the biggest part to your score. beautiful oh look at those lens flares are you JJ Abrams are you done oh no you still moving is it still moving wait oh so Myke gets five points we may need to just We just turned up to say it. There is zero people anywhere. - This is incredible. - We do one more? - Oh, we do a couple more. - Okay. - We got a little while, I think. I think we're gonna have everyone else a break right now. - We're all watching on TV. - Okay, great. I had assumed that, but it was just very funny. - They're all in here, they're all in here. - There's no one in this room with us. - It is a very strange, this room has been full of people for like 11 hours. - So, didn't you hear it's over? - So Myke gets five points. - Sour crown smell. - And we're going in here. - Yeah, five points for Myke. - Still smells like sour crown. - Yeah, that's all you dude. - Where do you wanna go now, Stephen? - Let's go to Toronto. - There's a different type of plane, so this is a smaller plane. - Good, oh, there's water on each side of this. - This is gonna be fun. See, this is what they want you to do. - They're all drinking out of Red Cello cups over there. (laughing) It's coffee. - We saw someone in the elevator a couple of days ago, it was like, it sent you, I don't know, it was like eight in the morning or whatever, and they were drinking coffee from a Red Solo cup, and it was very funny to me to see that, and I was like, is that just when your night turns to morning? - Yeah. - Right? Like, you're just like, ah, it's for one cup, it's fine. All right. - Toronto? - Where is the airport? Over there? (upbeat music) Y'all see me buzz the pyramid? It's pretty good, right? - Yeah, it is. - We're in Toronto now. Oh, what is Toronto's building? The Space Needle's in Seattle, but Toronto has one too. What was it? - CN Tower. - CN Tower? Canadian News? They don't have an airport in Toronto. Land on the highway. I don't know where it is. - Thank you, Erica and Carrie for your donations. 516,000. - Why doesn't it show me? - Yeah, seriously, where's the airport? Is it there? 'Cause the overhead, it was like in the bay. So maybe it's over there on the, oh, it's right there. Right above your airspeed sign. Go back to the other view. Right over there. See it? - Yeah, I think so. - Ooh. So we're in a private jet now. We're in Jason Snell's private jet. Six colors airlines. - Yeah, I see it. I see it now. (upbeat music) Oh, you're lined up pretty good actually. You're really high and fast, but you're lined up pretty good. Oh boy, oh boy. [Music] This ain't happening. I'm coming back up. I'm coming back around. Okay. Don't put the engines in reverse. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, you're going in the ocean, man. No, no, no. I'm good. (upbeat music) There's the moon. (upbeat music) Dropbox is winning by 80 bucks. So be sure to go donate. Stju.org/relayvote for your favorite cloud provider. cloud file storage sync provider now the room's full of people they're on the chairs but Adina is just sitting in the stool in the middle of the floor she's getting ready for a one-woman show that's right she's been working on a type 15 what's the deal with flight sim - You're like over the airport again, I think. - I know. It's like I don't know how far to go. - Right. - So before. Oh, oh, it's just controlled. CN Tower, that we've been told it's called. - We're seeing the CN Tower, right? - Canadian news. - Dude, I think you're in worse shape than you were the first time. - Don't tell him. Don't let him know. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Myke. (laughing) - I'm just going, this is way worse. (laughing) - You have to attempt it this time. - All right, I'm gonna. (laughing) Here we go. Everyone hold on! - Uh-oh. (laughing) - Okay. - So that's zero. All I have to do is not crash. - You have to land it. All you have to do is land it and you get five points. - Okay. - Press A button. - A button. That was awesome. (upbeat music) (smacking) This is a much better line. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Here we go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - You should keep doing this. They're really good for the plane. - I was looking for the view. - It shakes the cobwebs out, you know? - It's true. Oh gosh. Oh no. I've messed this up. You're experiencing how quickly this game can turn on you. This plane is very twitchy. It's very nimble. Which one is, oh I'm stalling. Which one is the landing gear? The right. Oh it's coming out, here we go. You put it back in again. You gotta press it once. It will come out. It's slower. See? Here we go. - There we go. We're coming in as a glider. - All right. I must have hit that ground so hard. - Yeah, no, you-- - It was just like, no, everyone's dead. They're all gone. - You careened to the ground. - We're not even gonna give you another attempt at this one. It is over, game over for you. Oh, you're gonna say hello to the river there. - No, man, I got this. - Have you? - Yeah. - Oh. (inhales) - All I have to do is not crash to beat you. - Yeah. This is looking pretty decent. - Oh. (laughing) (cheering) - Neither of us made it. Let's do a different one now. All right, Myke had zero. I had zero. All you had to do was bring it in to land. To be fair, I touched the ground twice. What do you want to do? Let's do Ecuador. That's a prop plane. Yeah, man. As we call them in the biz, by the way. So the pilots know. We call them the double prop, you know? So it's going into the right. - Yeah. The third relay is getting set up. - I can see it's happening. There's a lot of movement now. - Yeah. The third relay is complex. We shouldn't have saved the most complicated one to so late in the day. - I actually think that was maybe the intention. (upbeat music) - Where is it? Up there to the right? - Yeah, I think it's that. - To the right? - Yeah, that gray line. - Yeah. I think it's the winding blue one. (laughing) - Oh, it's that light, the lights, right? - Yeah. All boats, all planes are boats, really. - All boats. - Try hard, no? - All boats. Except that one that, remember I couldn't take it off? It was the, we chose like the Hercules one. It's like, no, you can't. Yeah, there's no landing gear on this. - We were on the ground, it was bang. Oh dude, that's pretty good. I think you're a little high. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - There's some violence happening over there. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Oh, you're way too fast. (sniffing) Dude. Dude, dude. That was pretty smooth. Oh, now you're sliding. Hey, when you get a second, second, can you let your phone? - Oh! - You did not land on the designated runaway. Because you were on the grass or because you missed the airport? - Yeah, I spent too much time on the grass. (upbeat music) (laughing) - Hey, hey, look at those donations. Jason Snell, $900. Thank you, Jason. - Thank you, Jason Snell. Comment, flipping coins. He's flipping, he's flipping. Every day I'm-- - Flipping coins. - Flipping coins. - What'd you vote for? Good job. - Good man. You have some dignity, you know? - I say that we'll close the poll at $518,000. That works for everybody. - Works for me. - I mean, we'd have no control over it. - You have no control over that. - Not really. I gotta get down there. Oh, that's the wrong way. - That's up. (laughing) I was very disappointed myself then I actually got that could have been a you know a possible land you were going so fast along the ground though I just kind of like leveled out and then yeah slowly took it down but then I ended - I spent too much time on the grass. Oh boy. (laughing) Oh boy. - We're gonna be power sliding in. (laughing) - Oh man, I got this. - Cut back to speed, cut back to speed. (upbeat music) (yells) - Hey. - Hey! Wait, no go over there, go right. Go right, you wanna go right. We are safely on the ground. (audience applauding) (audience applauding) - Why can't I stop? (laughing) The plane doesn't stop. - Can't stop when stopped. - 16, so-- - That's five points for you. - So Myke got plus five earlier, I got plus five now. (audience applauding) Tiebreaker round, and then the relay. - Sounds good. You should try it first this time. - Okay. - Where do you wanna go though? Do you wanna do famous or, no, let's not do epic. - Let's not do strong wind. Let's stay in famous. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Let's do New York. - Just press A? - Yes, I know. Why is it just a straight line? - Yeah. Strong winds though. - Winds never hurt anybody. - Which I don't think is strong winds, I don't know. I said that, but I don't know if that's true at all. - That is really loud in my ears. - That's the view. - Okay, thank you. What was it in your ear? I wasn't listening. You were swallowing. Oh, okay. Oh, I have no control. I can't bring the engines past there. That's full throttle. Okay. I think it's that big. That white line in the distance. This is a big old jet. Oh boy. I really wish I could control the engine speed. This one was about the like the alignment though. I mean I'm not sure if you're gonna make it. It doesn't matter if I land on someone's house. Oh, this is Hmm What's happened That plane is so bright. It's very my word the golf course down there. Okay I may land on it. (upbeat music) Oh no. (laughing) Oh no. Oh no. - Stephen, what's happened? - Oh no. (laughing) Oh, we're gonna be in the water. Coming in, coming in hot. Let's go. I'm kind of near the runway. - I think you're gonna cool off when you hit the ocean. (laughing) - No, no, no, man. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got this. - You're going 236 knots. - The engine speed controls do nothing. Going down. Oh, everyone's dead. - Okay, well, this is tough. - What's up? - Oh, that was stressful. My hands are sweaty. - It was stressful. - Did you even have the landing gear out? - Oh, maybe not. (laughing) - I don't think it would have made a difference for what you were doing. - I mean, the wing strike is what did me in. - Yeah. - Watch your jacket. You have no... Oh, you have engine speed control. It maxes out at 40. (upbeat music) Oh, oh boy. - I accidentally cut my inches completely and then the show away. - So once you take them down, you can't put them back up. So you're gonna fall way sooner than me. This is a terrible tiebreaker. - Why did that, why did that happen? - Thank you to Dave for $500 donation. (upbeat music) Dave K, 500 bucks, awesome, thank you. Stdew.org/relay, we're going for another hour and a half and the rest of the month. But tonight, just an hour and a half. Why can't I turn the engines back up? See, this is the problem I had. - Well, you didn't make it as far as you did. - Who's good at this game now, son? So another $420 left in our poll for Dropbox vs iCloud. Go vote stjude.org/relay. Oh, Myke's going to be in the neighborhood. Oh no. [MUSIC] >> Oh, it looks good. >> It looks so good when you look at it like that. >> Yeah. [MUSIC] >> Jason, that's the least of my problems. >> Jason, you're too far to the right. It's like you're landing in a subdivision. Oh, no. (sad trombone) - Oh man. - Should we try one more of a smaller plane? We've gotta try and break the tie. - We've gotta break the tie. Let's go, let's go... - Let's do this one in Chile. - Okay. [MUSIC] >> It is not like a very big runway. I think you're kind of like around the corner. Going really fast. Bring that down some. She can control the engine though. You're not fast but you're decreasing it looks like. I keep losing altitude. Where is this airport? I think this is one of the ones that just kind of comes up on you a bit. There it is. it is. Hey Kathy, Jill's trying to get your attention quietly. Oh, oh, no, I looked around! Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. Oh my word. That's a win. Oh, this is fast, Stephen. This is very very fast Your engines are still like Not a lot of runway left you can go around again if you need to Your touchdown was canceled. I haven't seen that yet. So all you have to do is land to beat me Easier said than done, all right This is very warm now you really hit this up We're at five hundred eighteen thousand dollars. Thank you Carter Chris and anonymous so that means the poll is closed, and I think we will get results shortly [MUSIC PLAYING] See the plane, it feels like it's sinking the whole time. Yeah, it's weird. And then you look over at the balloon room, - Crash your plane. - You should have to remember the landing gear on this one. - It's true. You can drive with flaps. You're going like half the speed I was. - Yes. (laughs) I think that is my personal favorite. You're looking good, Myke. Looking good. Oh no, sorry. I'm kidding. (laughing) You officially can't do math. - Jill's lost it. I heard her say, "How did Myke get so far ahead?" - How did I get in a place so, I don't know what my rank is. - I'm winning by 24. - Okay, it's 24 points. - There's a lot of people on the floor all of a sudden in this room. Oh, Michael, Michael, Michael! (groaning) Oh my word. Oh Every one of them playing is sick to their stomach, but they're but they're alive. Oh Gosh I want to stop Myke's just driving around (laughing) - Serpentine, serpentine. - Bob and weave. - Bob and weave. - Please stop. - All you have to do is score literally one point to beat me. - But if you hit the tree. - But if you go off the end of the runaway, we may just have to call it, call it done. Oh, Myke's a tractor now. (laughing) - Off he goes. - Bye everyone! (laughing) - Well, yeah, just a second. So Dropbox, 81%, $1,600. iCloud, $370, 19%. We are gonna go to a video, and then we will get set up for the relay, the third and final Relay Relay. So we'll see you in a second. I am a firefighter EMT. I'm a second-generation firefighter. St. Jude, they definitely changed my dream of wanting to help people. St. Jude was my hero. I want to be someone else's hero. My son, Archie, was diagnosed with cancer June 2012. I wasn't feeling too well, and I had a big golf-ball-sized lymph node. We went to four or five different hospitals and no one found anything. So we just kept going on. I mean, I wasn't feeling too bad until like later on. And I was running track. I fell out. And I was diagnosed with non-Hopkins lymphoma, stage three cancer. I was just in a state of shock. I just thought, "Oh my God, my baby is going to die." That was a blow. That was a blow. I didn't want to lose my grandson. Don't ever give up on hope. So I was referred to St. Jude. As soon as we got there, the nurses explained everything they were doing to me, whether it was putting an IV in me or giving me certain medication. Just to see the paintings on the wall from different children, the pictures, the story, it was like, I was like, "What kind of hospital is this?" Like, you know, it's amazing. It's like a little heaven. It just was a place, I don't know what heaven is, but it was like heaven. There was positive doctors. Everybody in St. Jude was so positive. We never received a bill for anything. It definitely took a lot of stress off of my parents. It was truly a blessing because I know I couldn't afford the treatments, the medicine. No parent had to worry about that and I'm so grateful we made it through. At the darkest time, at the lowest time in my life, I found the best moments at St. Jude. It's been 11 years or so that I've been in remission and I've been able to live a normal life because of St. Jude. Cancer, it has changed him completely for the better. He's taken the good part and used it to grow. I'm so proud. He wanted to be a hero to help other people. I can truly say I'm grateful and thankful because everyone has to help everyone. We all need each other in this walk of life. My meaning in life now is to just do as much good in the world and give all the glory to God and show them also that St. Jude helped me do this. (soft music) (upbeat music) - For relay race number three, everybody. - Relay, relay, three! - Relay, relay, relay. - Three. - I said it three times. Here's what's gonna happen. First, we're gonna play a little game, Kathy, and I will be your partners. We're going to do 10 alternating touches with the ball, followed by the balloon. - Hey, they started already. - It's going to work like that. That's a little practice. Then you're going to do hopscotch. Better than that, across to the boxes. - That was amazing. - Then, step three is you have to find two special items that are not happy, clean faces. - Yes. - In the tubs of 3D printed items. - So can I say something about this? - Yes. - So I think some people got bored 3D printing those, And someone sent me a box of Fever Fighter heads, which was some patient artwork that we used several years ago. And so there are some Fever Fighter heads in there. We have to find two of them. Two of them. I think there's five in each box now. Because we tried this yesterday. And it took a long time. I think we both gave up. Then you will run back over here, where we will spin you three times in these office chairs, at which point you will have to play pin the glasses on Casey. - That's why he's been here the whole time. - And then run back and hit the buzzer. First person to hit the buzzer wins 10 points. - Okay. - So we begin with a balloon. - Okay. Let's put them on the arms maybe. - Oh yeah, that's a good idea. - All right, Myke, go get your balloon. - Come on boy. So 10 consecutive touches. Jason, do you want to count for us? Yeah, we'll-- Kathy, will you count for us? We'll count. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. OK, hold on. On your marks, get set, go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Go. 7, 8, 9, 10. Go. [SCREAMS] Wow. One. Two. - No! - Do I hop across the back? - No, you just run through the chair. - All right, come on, let's go. - I'll spin you. - Put the tail on Casey. Put the glasses. Run back. - What? - Do this. - One. [LAUGHTER] Stephen, I'm undefeated in relay races. [LAUGHTER] Can you just find two in here? I don't know why I can't do it. You've got to throw them out of the box. Oh, yeah, I see. Yeah. Dude, look. I just-- [RATTLING] Yeah, I see. OK. You had a better strategy than me. There you go. Yeah. Myke's bad with pattern recognition. I think. So that is the third relay. Woo! I'm going to-- Oh. Oh, that score, man. That score is not good for you. I'm going to go-- Still nine points ahead now. I'm going to go spin the wheel. All right. Let's do it. Let's go. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Spin that wheel! [INAUDIBLE] [MUSIC PLAYING] I'm all smelly and-- [INAUDIBLE] Thank you, John, for your donation. (typing) - Number nine, name that drawing. - Ooh. - Do we have any more of those cards? - There are selfies being taken with Casey right now. - Okay, well it's gonna take me a minute to get back over there. - Is it a selfie if someone else is taking the photo? - No. - Yeah, it's an ussy. - It's a regular photo. - It's an ussy. - No. - It's a Casey. - The person taking the photo is not the one. - It's a Casey. - Aw. - Justice for Stephen's screwdrivering. He got justice, he's 40 points ahead. (laughing) - Yeah, I think he's fine. - I'd be 55 points ahead, 65 points ahead. Was it 25 points for the cowax? - Yeah. - Just give him 25 points. (laughing) - Excuse me. - No. No, I literally told Stephen to press the button and he refused. - Multiple times. - So I was gonna do it right. - Yeah, and that's your own fault. - Oh my word. - What was that? - Myke goes first. - 'Cause I was soccer. - You went on the edge. - Wait, you threw that? I thought you threw it. - Oh no I didn't. - I threw it up and it landed right on the edge. - Rolled away. - Who's on my team? - You choose, you choose. Okay, you gonna draw? - Yeah. - Car, taxi, backseat, driver, backseat. - Yep, you got it. - Wow, it looks like a cowboy hat. - Yeah, that's what I was thinking. - Cowboy hat and wheels. (laughing) - We apologize for the mess over there. - No, you didn't. - It was inevitable. I mean, I won. - You made all the mess, so you can apologize for the mess. - I did, I just thought-- - I know, but you said we. - You said we. - Okay, are you ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. - Hmm. (upbeat music) Face, smiley, bunny, cat, dog. (upbeat music) Ghost. (upbeat music) Monkey. (upbeat music) Bird, owl. - Owl. (bell rings) It's an owl. (laughs) - We really ain't. (laughs) I guarantee you that is not an owl. (laughs) - That's... - I thought it was a lemur. (laughing) - Koala. - I don't know how owls' bodies end at the bottom. - They're a bird. - Feet, I think. - Yeah, little claws. (laughing) - Furry. - They finish like every other animal. - All right, Jason? - All right. Oh, I forgot. Landslide? Waterfall? Waterfall. I was going to say, it's sort of the opposite of a landslide. I like completely tuned out for it. I didn't know what was going on. I was like, oh, Jason's drawing, that's nice. That's nice, yeah. I'm proud of Jason. Yeah, good job. You ready? Yeah. So pretty. I don't know. Let me pull one of my bell loops off. Cake. Sunrise. Sunset. Cake. Sunrise. Uh... Uh... It's another cake. Sunrise. It's a boat. It's a plane. Oh, I know what it is. Molecules. Uh... What in the world are you drawing? A fortress. A... a... a... - Sprinkler. - Oh. - Sprinkler. - Sprinkler. - Oh. - That looks like a toaster. - It does look like a toaster. - I thought it was a toaster at first. - Yeah, that's not my best work. Next time I'll do better, Stephen. I apologize. - They're everywhere. - I know, and I put them there. That's the hard part. I like this stacked one. - How can be yours take home? Please pick 500 to take home. (laughing) - I don't know if my checked luggage will fit 500. Yeah, they might. I love how far we are. - I'm losing it. All right. It's very minimal. Puzzle? Couch, bus. School bus? - Yes. (bell rings) - Wow. (laughing) - Alina, how would it go? - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. (laughing) - We've reached the random noise stage. - Why are you wearing safety goggles? - I don't know. - I did one that I'm gonna go into more pointed out. - It'll last several hours. - All right, safety first. - Oh. - Hey, if any of us lose an eye, Muriel will be laughing, you know? - Camel, water, grass, ocean. Waves, surfing. Boat. The Titanic, steamboat, ship, cruise ship. - Cruise ship! (laughing) I did draw the Titanic. (laughing) - Just. - I love that I've been very specific, like Titanic, ratatouille, when it's like a very general word. - You are getting it though, right? 'Cause they are the things he's doing. Stephen's being too specific. - Okay, two more. - Man, ratatouille for chef is like the best thing. That's the best thing that's happened. - That's so good. - Myke, you ready? - I'm locked in this time. - Excellent, excellent. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. - He's ready. - I'm ready. Let's go. (laughing) Sun? Sunset. Sundown. Moon. Sun, moon. Moon, sun. - What? - I know what it is. - The moon hits the sun. - I know what it is. - Eclipse? - No. - If I guess, do I get the point? - No, it doesn't work like that. - Black hole. Black hole. - Ah. Amateur hour over here. ( laughter ) - Listen, of the ten shows-- - I don't understand these space drawings. Of the ten shows that he does, none of them have to do with space. - Neither do any of mine. - Or contain the letter J. -Yep. -This is the last one? -Jortex, though, is gonna solve that. -Ooh, 42. -Or I could do a Japace show. -Hey, watch out for that bottom. -I'm just gonna go too close to one stone. -All right. -Everyone's moving more slowly. -Hold on. Okay. -I'm gonna take a nap in the balloon room, okay? -Shovel. Wheelbarrow. -Yes. -Wow. -Wow. [ Fanfare plays ] [bell dings] - Thank you. - I had to remember what a wheelbarrow actually looked like. - Six and six? Let's spin. Let's let the wheel decide what happens next. - Spin! - The wheel tells us what to do. - Wheel! - All hail the wheel. [audience cheering] - Wheel, wheel, that's the wheel. - The wheel tells us what to do. (wheel spinning) - Woo! - Lights went off, you broke it. - No, I think when it goes too fast, the lights turn off and then they turn back on. - I do think the lights are struggling in the wheel. Ah! - Hey! - Number 11, 30 second challenge. - All right. - All right, what are we doing? - What's left? - Post-its. - Post-its! - Oh. - Myke groans. I just don't know if I've got the speed for this. - Inaz, post it, sticky notes. You complete, compete simultaneously, 30 seconds to stick as many sticky notes to yourself as possible. Winner receives five points. - Who are you counting? - So 30 seconds. As many individual sticky notes as possible. [MUSIC PLAYING] I'm going to count for Myke, and you count for Stephen. Dina's going to keep the time. Oh, you can count them afterwards. I've taken them off. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, you don't have to count them in real time. I mean, you could. Depends on how-- [COUGHING] --slow, but that's OK. On your mark, get set, stick them. Ready to stick them. Oh, it fell off. [MUSIC PLAYING] They don't stick very well. No they don't. Someone bought cheap sticky notes Maybe you should lay down. They might not get back up. This is my speed. Oh no Stephen wins. Yeah, Stephen wins Myke could never have more than four on at a time. Go spin the wheels for consolation prize (applause) - You can do it. - Or Mary can go spin the wheel. - No, I got it, I got it. - It's taking him a long time to walk across the studio. - I mean, it is really far. - It is really far. - It is really far. (applause) - Wake me up. - You could eat some bamboozle beans, you haven't done that yet. - Oh yeah. (laughter) - He looks so angry. - No, there's a reason I can't, I will be sick. I just want you to know. (wheel spinning) - Yeah, I think the wheel's dying. - 30 second challenge. (laughing) - All right. - All right, what is it? What's left? - Which one? Which one? - Flip. - Bottle flip challenge. - Bottle flip? - How fast can we put them in the box? - Joe wins! - All right, what are the rules? - 30 seconds. - Brought to a flip. - Five points per successful flip. - All right, are you gonna count for Myke? Or do you wanna switch? - I'll count for Myke, that's fine. - No one's gonna worry about counting. - We talked for 30 seconds. Okay, you're counting. - Yeah. On your mark, get set, go. - Oh, you guys are bad at this. - Is anybody good at this? - Yes. - My kids. - Teenagers, right? - Young people. People with lots of time and nothing to do. - Oh! - You got that one. - Too far! - Can't hit it! (laughing) - I think we should just keep doing this until one of us does it. - Yeah, we're going to go into sudden death overtime here. We're in overtime now. Stephen's defying the laws of physics over there. - Oh! the space podcast that he did. - Oh! - Oh, Myke's so close. (all cheering) - That's five points for me. Incredible. - Wow. - Wow. - Idina, you go spin the wheel. - Spin that wheel! - Why does she have so much energy? - We got a nice replay of that. Look at that slow motion replay. Look at that. Sheer joy, sheer joy. - And we have. - I didn't give it a real spin. - Yeah, it didn't even go all the way around. - I didn't give it a spin. - Go, Dina! (audience applauding) If it does, that's okay. - There we go. Oh, it's taking a lot more than that spin. It hasn't fallen over yet, so. - 11. - 30 second challenge. - Oh my goodness. (laughing) - Ball flip! (laughing) - Let's do it. - For the time I've got, let's do it again. Wait, wait, wait, there's no timekeeper. - No, it's okay. We just, first person. First person to get it. And go. - I got 30 seconds. We're good. (ball bouncing) (laughing) (yelling) (ball bouncing) (laughing) (cheering) - All right. - All right, Jason's turn. - Jason's turn. Yeah, now you're just practicing, come on. - I did it again though. - Our synchronized one was incredible. - We had a few in sync. - All right, Jason, let's go. - 30 second challenge. - Thank you, Daniel, for a donation of $500. - Woo! - PC Smash! Yay! All right. Mary, your turn to PC Smash. - Yay! - Don't forget your glasses. - Keep your glasses! - Thank you Daniel, 500 for Daniel, 100 John, 100 from Carter B. - You ready? - 100 from Chris, desktop and documents, Barlow. It's an iCloud voter. - I'm backing up. (upbeat music) - Yeah, do it however you want. You got this. - Myke, can you give a left-handed tutorial? - I don't know if I'll do it left-handed. - He missed the computer earlier, so don't take it from him. - That's 'cause I tried to do it right-handed. So don't do that. - You got this. - Yeah! (clapping) - Good job. (clapping) - You wanna spin the wheel? - I like the foot on the end. That was good. - Yeah, that was good. - You gotta pick your foot up on that. - Like sword in the stone kind of vibes. - Ooh, yeah. (upbeat music) (wheel spinning) - Woo! - Good spin. (wheel spinning) Lip reading. - All right, let's go. - All right. Okay. I'm just sitting here. Other people can sit. - Myke, choose your partner. - Jason. - All right. You're too tired to move. - I'll just let you know. - That's it. - Where's the cogs? - So we've got six left, So we're just gonna go through all of them. Remember when we said in rehearsal, we won't go through all these cards. - 12 hours is a very long time. - It's true. Hey, we have one hour left. - What? - Woo! - That was the end of that. That was only me celebrating. (laughing) - Did you dab? - One. - Oh, okay. - Flower power. (laughing) Is this the sound? - I can't hear you. (laughing) - Happy as a. - Do that again, sorry. - Wait, no, no, no, no, no. - I looked away 'cause I had to, 'cause I heard him a little bit, so. - Happy as a clam. - Happy as a clam. - There you go. (triumphant music) - What else would you be happy as? - What happened to this one? There's like six stickers on this one. - We don't question the numbering system. - It was renumbered a few times. - You think? You think? - I don't know, you're gonna find out? - Nah, impossible. - Okay. - You ready? - We'll never know. - No one will ever know. - Early bird gets the worm. - Thank you to Dave for the $500. - Early bird gets the worm. - Thank you to Kenyon for the $100. We're at $519,486. - We got that one on the first try. - Can we break 520 before we're done here? - Yes we can. - Yeah we can. Less than 600. - Sorry. - I know you're not. - Okay, Myke. - I'm proud of you. - Aww. - Aww. - Come on, boy. - I'm proud of you too, buddy. (laughing) (triumphant music) - I needed that, you know? - Yeah. I just wanna let you know my wife closed her activity rings, hid it in the PC. I just got the notification. - Congrats, Mary, congrats. - Yeah. We're changing lives here. (laughing) - One sledgehammer swing at a time. - Do not disturb. - Do not disturb. - Yeah! (triumphant music) - Goodnight, sleep tight. (laughing) - That's the most upsetting thing I've ever heard. - Yeah, okay. - iPhone 15. - I thought it was a team! (cheering) - Thank you. - We've gotten really good at this towards the end. - Thank you Kate and Zach for your donation of $200. We have raised almost $120,000. - Today. - Today. - Take that. - Amazing. - Take, who's, who's, who's, who's? - Cancer. - Cancer. - Okay. - I didn't wanna finish it, I was like. - Take that. (laughing) - Okay. - The control room is. - Oh. - Well I can't hear him anyways, that's fine. - Hey we have an hour left, So let's run our last poll. - No, we got one more lip reading. - No, no, poll, poll. - We have another poll. - Oh, oh, okay. - Your headphones aren't even on yet. - I know. - All right, last lip reading. - Say it now! - Last lip reading of the night. - Fellow natural boy, 150. (laughing) - Natural boys. - And the last poll is up. I wish I could tell you what it is, but I don't remember. (laughing) - Who's taller? - Who's taller, Myke or me? - Or Federico, I think. - Or Federico. - Is that it? - Or Kathy. - Jason? - Kathy's taller than all of them. - Idina? - It's not Idina. - Can anyone confirm what's written on the poll? - Myke, Stephen, Federico. - All right. - Okay. - Oh, are you ready now? - Yeah. - Who's taller, Stephen, Myke, Federico? You can vote with your dollars. Coming up in the next... (laughing) - Good night. (laughing) - Sleep tight. (laughing) - Sleep tight, turtles. - Folks can't think. - Hands, hands, hands, hands. - What is happening to people? (laughing) We gotta pull it together. - Oh no. - Breathe. - Let's take a selfie. - Let's take a selfie. - Let's do it. (triumphant music) - Good night. Let's actually do that. - Let's do it. - Yeah. - I got my phone here. I had a youth teach me how to do a selfie. - Do a point, do one of those point five ones maybe. To get us all in, you know. Oh, he's doing it. - Yay. - All right. - Yay. - Who hasn't spun the wheel in a while? - Or at all. - Or at all. - Yeah, we've got some. - Does anyone wanna go and spin the wheel? - Whit, go spin the wheel. This is my brother-in-law, Whit. He's in town from Nashville. He enjoys long walks on the beach, romantic novels, and Linux. I don't think any of that's actually true. - Could be. - That's a good spin. - That is a very good spin. - Unless you land on something we've already run out of. - Time Marie Jo, $250, we're over $520,000. - Name that drawing, okay. - Name that drawing, we have a few left. - Do we have any more of those? - We have a few. - Okay. - Just a couple. - We have passed $520,000. (cheering) Brian the Wolf and Joffrey both donated $100. Thank you. - Oops. - My word. Did you just drop it or was that a flip? - That was a flip, Stephen. - There are eight left. - I pick Jason. - Okay. - I thought he was gonna pick me. (laughing) - How do we score that? - Let's pick mine. Can't pick mine. - I'd say, I'd say, we have an hour left. - Draw me a two-wife. - So we each get two. - So we each get two this time, because we may roll it again. Eventually we're just hitting the PC over and over, so. - Huh? - We're each gonna go twice. - Well, no, that makes all of them. - So you go, your team goes. - So we each do one round. - We each do one round. - If we're saving some for the future. - Okay, we are. - Okay. - All right. - So four cards. - Four cards. - Yes. - All right. - That's what I said. - Everyone draws once. - I know what we're doing. - Okay. - You just settle down. - Nobody knew at all. - Don't guess though, because you're on my team. - Okay. - Oh, I was gonna guess. - You're on my team. - Oh, me too. - Yeah, let's go. - I'm very confused. - I'm pretty sure Jason was drawing to me. - I was. - He was, he was. He wasn't just me. - Let's go, let's go. (laughing) - Bowling ball. - Cowboy. - Oh, did you see that? A hand came out. (laughing) (laughing) - Did you see? - A kid buying something, money, store, ice cream truck. (laughing) It is an ice cream truck. - I think I know what this is. - Yeah, me too. - Is it tourists? - Tourists, yeah. - Oh, those are cameras. - Those are cameras. - I thought they were like wallets. - Yeah, they're wallets. -Money coming out. -Also tourists. They're good at that, too. -I don't. -Well, I'm doing it anyway. -Oh, the fumes! -It's good. -The toxic fumes. -It helps. Things are disintegrating rapidly around here. That squiggle on the right was a thing they were seeing. [laughter] -Ooh! -Look at the squiggle! It's the wall of lights! -A cliff! -Hey, Myke. -El Capitan! -I am drawing for you. -I'm ready. -Are you ready? -Mm-hmm. -Are you sure? -I don't know. -All right. We'll find out. (upbeat music) - Bounty jumping, parachuting. - Yeah. - There you go. (bell rings) I was ready. - You were ready. I was very proud. Good job. - So Stephen does one and I do one and then we're doing this for a bit? - Yep. - Yeah. Can we spin the wheel again? - Thank you. - You ready? - Yeah. - I am ready. Draw for me. (upbeat music) Tourist. Leg. Soccer? Volleyball? Oh. (laughing) Pocket watch? - Pocket watch. - Pocket watch. (laughing) - That's some serious scale problems in this image. - Why is the pocket watch in the... - It's in a pair. - It's dangling on the little chain. - It's a pocket grandman. - Oh my God. (laughing) - Don't argue with success. - I know. - Wow. - All right. - Oh boy. Look, it was on there. All right. - Okay. [MUSIC] >> Squid, octopus. [MUSIC] What? [MUSIC] >> St. Jude. [LAUGH] >> That's the best I could do. >> It's beautiful. It looks like your secret nails. >> Yes. >> John. >> I didn't see that. That's how I recognized it because I had to help my nail artist draw. All right, Ricky's gonna spin the wheel for us. Ricky! Richard! Please spin the wheel. All right, Ricky! Spin that wheel! I love that I'm the only one doing it, but you know what I'm saying. I'm gonna be your human microphone. That was hilarious. I nearly died. - I'm gonna die. (laughing) - Good luck, Richard. - That's really good. - Thank you TC and Jordan and Andrew. - PC smash. - PC smash. - Yeah! - You want me to smash it? - Yeah, here you go. - Heck yeah. - Safety glasses. - Safety first, Richard. Just do what you want. You want to give that a better try? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, at least he didn't miss it. Yeah. There he goes. Yeah. 521, baby. Good work. Wow. Wow. All right. Spin that wheels, Stephen! (wheel spinning) - Name that drawing. - All right, we have four left. - We got four left, okay, let's do it. - Let's do it. (upbeat music) - Myke, Myke. - I heard the coin in my headphones. - Jason, me and you this time. - All right. - Thank you. - Wait, who's on whose team? - They're-- - Okay. - I'm drawing from my count. - You're not drawing. Or guessing. - I'm not doing anything. (laughing) - And go! Bee house? Beehive? Apartments? Godzilla? Groceries? Grocery shopping? Grocery store? Airport! Plane! - What in the world? - Vacation! - He's just throwing more windows on the building. What is it? - A hotel? - I mean, I was getting there. - I like how you just kept drawing windows if that would help. - I don't know. (laughing) - I was out of ideas, okay. - Wait, there's 12 windows, that's a hotel. (laughing) - All right, I'm ready. - All right. - Ratatouille. - Dragon. - Worm. - Dragon? - Dragon. - Jeez. (triumphant music) - What? (laughing) - Come on. - Really? (laughing) - It's a dragon. I felt like it was going to become one. It is not yet one, right? - It is going. - I'm not crazy, right? - The soul of the dragon is already there. - Everyone knows, right? The soul of the dragon is the snake part. Everyone knows that. - Hey Jason, you're in the shot. They're trying to tell you nicely, but I'm over it. - I can't. - There you go. (laughing) It's been a long time. It's your turn to guess. Myke's drawing for me. Yep. It's a hotel. What in the world? Pesticide. Oh, deodorant. There you go. Yeah! Pesticide! I thought it was a tree. He said pesticide on deodorant. It's one out of two. I thought it was a tree until he put the head in. - Can you draw the tattoos on the arm please? - No, clearly not. - Here, here, here. - All right, last draw. - Last drawing. - Last prompt. - Got my bangs, Demon. - I got this. - Ready. - You ready? - I'm ready, let's do it. - Oh, I didn't look at the card. - Oh. (laughing) - You ready? Oh yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready for this. (laughing) - I was born for this. - All right, you ready? (laughing) - Yep. Stars. - I'd forgotten how to do it. - Okay, space. Oh, oh, oh, we did this. - We did do this, yes. - Do you remember what it is? - So you should remember, 'cause we have done this one. - I know, but I've slept since then. (laughing) - So you forget everything when you sleep? It just all goes? (gasps) - Oh gosh. (laughs) - Oh no. - Oh no. - I still don't know it. (laughs) - It's outer space. - Outer space. - Outer space. - Outer space. - I'm happy you used the same like, general idea as I did yesterday. - Outer space. So we have now extinguished this game as well. - Yep. - RIP. Thank you. - RIP. - For your service. - That's a wrap on, name that drawing. - That's a wrap everyone. - Name that drawing. - Thank you, Casey. - Thank you, oh yeah, so we can put Casey back now. I'm gonna run a set for two minutes. - Spin the wheel or something. - All right, we need another volunteer. Jolee, let's spin the wheel. - Yeah! Was that booing back there? Oh, okay. I was gonna say, we do not boo, Jolee. - Thank you. (audience applauding) - Spinning the wheel. Thank you to Brian, Jeffrey, Andrew, TC, and Jordan for their donations. We are at $521,000. - Woo! - Whatever song you want. - Just don't fall off the stage. Let's go number 12, authentication. - Woo, we haven't done that for a while. - We need Myke back. - We need Myke. - So let's do one more spin. - Yeah. - And hopefully we'll land on something we don't need Myke for. - Can I land on 16? - You can just make it 16. - Yeah, smash 16. - 16, all right. (cheering) - There you go. Oh man, there's little pieces of these things everywhere. - Oh yeah, she does orange theory. She's got this. - That was Jill's fault. - Well, this is the one that was built properly, so it's impervious to damage. This one, really dangerous. - But I can hit that one. - I mean, I think on, it's fine. It's fine. (laughing) (gunshot) - Woo! - All right. (clapping) Good work. You wanna hit the PC too? (audience applauding) - Nice. - That's good. - Yeah, good job. - All right, good work. (upbeat music) (motor running) - Number one, human hippos. - Hey! - All right, human hippos. We're gonna get that set up. Allison, do you want to come roll the wheel, spin the wheel? - Spin that wheel! - While we get Hippo set up. (wheel spinning) Let's see what we get. Uh-oh. 16. PC. I have lost every pair of safety glasses on this. There you go. - Yeah, your wife keeps stealing them. - Myke, look out. (laughing) - Yes. Excellent. Yeah. All right, good work. Is Hungry Hippo's ready? (audience applauding) - We're working on it. - All right, Allison, you gotta go get dressed for Hungry Hippo. Ian, wheel spin. How are you, sir? - I'm good. - Isn't that satisfying? It's really good. The lights used to work. don't work anymore yeah oh you may lay on 16 of your own volition TC smash not according to the lawyers there you go I'm getting away from you you're mad man - Okay. - Thank you. (gunshot) - Ho ho ho ho ho, nice work. (applause) Good work. - Thank you sir. - All right, hippo time in a moment. So we do have the pole running about our height and apparently people think I'm the tallest. - That's not true. I mean it is according to the poll. If that's how we judge things, then bottom dock is right dock. Yeah, that's no good. Justin, thank you. Your donation of $100. Jordan, $100. TC, $100. Andrew, $500. Wow. I think you read those already. Probably. It's hard to tell if I've read them before or not. So, we're going to play Hungry Hippo. (upbeat music) Jason and Kathy haven't driven the people before. - I think they should do that. - Oh, you're doing it instead of Allison? Okay, Mary's gonna do it. - Okay. (upbeat music) - Kathy's not here, so you guys gotta drive. - All right. - I'm gonna officiate. - Okay, so we'll drive. (upbeat music) - Now Ricky, I really need to win this one. (laughing) - Uh, so y'all are gonna count Jason to lift? - Uh huh. - You're not getting points off this, are you? - Why? - Since I keep losing. - Oh, yeah, no, I haven't won any points from this. - Myke has won very few points today. - Yeah. - I mean, it's only probably two points difference. - Close down. And, go get 'em. - Oh! - Okay. That's it, Ricky, let's go, baby! (laughing) - I'm this way. - He can come off. - He can come off. - Penalty, gotta let him go. Interference, don't interfere with the other team. - Five, four, three, two, one. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh, that's pretty close I think. - I think it's pretty close this time. - I think we're gonna need an actual count. - Yep. - Nope. - Pretty good. Maybe we can get some replay action on that. Good work. - Well, we're doing a cool handshake. We were doing like a cool handshake. - The most awkward white guy handshake. - 36. - Oh! - Oh! - I win! - I like you! (laughing) - Yes! (laughing) - We just needed not Jill. (laughing) - Jill, we got a replay? - Your turn to spin it. - Instant replay. - I'm gonna move this from. (laughing) - Whoa! - Wee! - Best replay ever. (upbeat music) - Oh, the hand. - I love that hand. - Beautiful. - It's wild. - So beautiful. - All right. (upbeat music) - Let's do it Jill. - Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill. - Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill. (spinning sound) - Whee! (slow motion spinning sound) (applause) - Myke gets five points. You're welcome, Myke. - All right. Thank you. - That laugh is one of my favorite laughs in the whole wide world. - I'll take that. (laughs) - That's a pretty good compliment. - Hey look, that's not too bad anymore. - No, that's-- - That's a pretty good compliment. - Yes. - This is like a win for me, really. I know it's a time where I was like 100 points. - I hate to tell you this, but it's not a win. - For me possibly. - Okay, okay, I'm just making sure. - Personal victory? - Yeah. - In defeat. - Steve ready? - I'm spinning the wheel. (wheel spinning) 14 is Myke gives $100. Here's your phone, you ready? - Yes, nope. - You got a new one. There you go. (upbeat music) Okay. (upbeat music) Kindness for St. Jude by Beyer. They're already at $370, they're gonna get another hundred. - Nice. (upbeat music) - Thank you, Victor, for a gift of $750. - Wow. We're at $522,000. - I have feedback from Discord, nice. - Thank you, ah, for $100. - Ike is donating. - Yep. - Slowly and quietly. Okay, who hasn't spun the wheel yet that wants to? Everyone looks around. Belinda, you're up. - Yeah, Belinda! (audience applauding) - $522,000. $521,186. - And 25 cents. - Smash the PC. - Yay! What's left of it. Let me get you some safety glasses. Here you go. Apparently both pieces of furniture are also fair game. Oh my word. But the sledgehammer really goes through the IKEA quick. (cheering) Wow. All right, go Belinda. Yeah! [APPLAUSE] This is why we have backdrops. Wow. You know what we haven't done for a while? Is what? Jenga. And we also have authentication to play. Yes. Yeah, so let's do some Jenga and then some authentication. You're up, Stephen. Myke Hurley gave a donation of $100. Thank you, Myke Hurley. I was obligated to do so. And also happy to do so. That too. There you go. The money we've been raising, it goes to research, it goes to treatment for kids here and around the world. Can't ask for a better cause. Be like Myke and donate at stdew.org/relay. [MUSIC] >> Watch the TV, Myke. >> Yeah, yeah. [MUSIC] >> My heart is racing. (laughing) - What happens if this falls? - It makes a lot of noise. - Does that point somewhere? - I don't know. - Anyone remember? - I don't know if anyone remembers. - All right. If Kate was still awake, they would tell us, but. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) If you cause it, the other person gets five points. - Okay. (upbeat music) - Look at this. - Look, it's like twisted around. - Let's play it til it falls. (upbeat music) [Music] Putting it back on is just as dangerous I think at this point. Yeah. That was bold what you just did. Thank you for the applause. Not you, none of you applauded the sound effect. Oh no. Oh! Oh no. [LAUGHTER] Michael. [LAUGHTER] Just one, two, three, like ripping a band-aid off. [LAUGHTER] I think that's your block now, man. No, I know. I know it is mine. But I just got to like-- So let's get five points queued for me. (upbeat music) - Oh my word. Everybody breathe. - How does it stand? - Someone just said take the L. (laughing) - You can't touch the other block. You got this, work it out. (laughing) - Laughing great. - Come on man. - You got this. - What is going on with this? - You don't have magnets in it? This is incredible. - It's called gravity. - You're almost there. (laughing) You're doing great. - Shh, shh, shh. - Oh my God. - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I really need everyone to stop. - Thank you to Robert and Jennifer for your donation of $100. (laughing) Are you kidding me right now? - Listen, it just came up, you gotta do what the monitor says. - Somebody screams. (cheering) - Come on! Yes! Yes! (laughing) - Wow. (laughing) - It moved so much. (audience cheering) - That's your block, man. - No, I didn't pull, I didn't move it. - That's your block. The whole thing started moving. Oh, boo. (upbeat music) [whooshing] - Thank you, Curtis Davis Esquire for $100. [upbeat music] [laughing] - Mm. [laughing] - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. It's not over yet. (upbeat music) (audience applauding) Your move, Myke. Don't let everybody down. - Thank you, Anonymous. $111.11. Coming up on $523,000 raised for St. Jude and their life-saving work. He's assumed the position on the stage. - I might be here for a while, you see. The tension in this room is unbelievable. (laughing) Wow. You could defuse a bomb after this. - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. - My. (laughing) (clapping) (clapping) - Should we move on to something else? - Nope. (laughing) - We're gonna have a half an hour. - Oh no. - Oh no. - Wow, you're in it now. - Thank you, I believe in Myke, for $100. - Better donate again. [laughing] - Oh no, I've messed up. - Yeah, you messed up, boy. - You know, I really believe in a peaceful solution here. - Come on. - We could each get five points. - Nope. [laughing] - I mean, there's no way this is not coming out. - Oh. - Something's happening. [GASPS] Oh! It moved in like three different places down the towel. [LAUGHTER] Whatever's happening, like four up from the bottom-- Oh, it's spinning around. --is bad. It's-- [LAUGHTER] Oh. All right, just going to take a breather. Yeah. Yeah. [INHALES] [SIGHS] [MUSIC PLAYING] I don't need your negativity. It's going down. [MUSIC PLAYING] That's a big donation there. Thank you, Anonymous, for $1,818.18. Incredible. [APPLAUSE] [BELL RINGING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, do you see how that one shifted when the block came out from under it? top part started moving on its own axis. Oh no. Take the L, Stephen. I could be a surgeon after this. You're not operating on me. Oh my word! No, that's a terrible idea! Oh, Stephen. 25 minutes left, I'll be here the whole night. Oh, oh no. - Oh no. (laughing) - The whole thing's gonna have turned around by the time you're done. (laughing) - Just blow on it. - Stop talking. - What are you doing? Are you putting it back? (laughing) What are you doing? - This is an advanced technique. - Okay. (laughing) It's on just by a hair now. I've had too much caffeine, my hands are shaky. There's so many people filming this now. Oh! [CHEERING] Oh my god. Well, you nearly dropped it. Wow. [CHEERING] Oh. [APPLAUSE] (applause) - Brant and Louisa, thank you for your donation of $700. We have $525,000. (laughing) My hands are so sweaty. (gasping) Oh it came out easy because when I took it out everything just went and then it just came Man if somebody stopped watching before now I don't know why they would miss it. This is just for five points. This is going so long it's impossible for me to win. I'm in a run the clock out situation now. Prove it. (upbeat music) Thank you Brett and Larissa for $700. (upbeat music) [Music] You're in now. I'm in now. Oh, this one's really snowy. I've done it this time it won't even move. (laughing) - Ooh. - Ooh. (laughing) - How? How is this still stuck? - I think I'm, I may actually be holding it. (laughing) (cheering) - Five points to you, sir. - That was exciting. - Wow. - That was good. - Thank you, dude. We said 525,414. That was, uh, something like that. - 100, 100. 23 cents. (sighs) We have some-- - Authentication. - Authentication. - I can't believe that that lasted four months. - That was impressive. (sighs) No, one of you. - Okay. - Unless you guys are on the same team. - No, we're good. - That would be weird. - That would be really weird. - I don't, that's a lot of replays of that. - Myke. - Just get the blocks out of the way. Okay, authentication. This is where we are given a hint and have to guess the word? - Yes. - And we go back and forth. - And it's five points for the first guess and then descending by one. - Oh, and that's where you have to guess them. - We alternate. - Right. - Are we? - We haven't done this ride all day. - I think this is the one where me and Stephen guess all the time. - Yeah, you guys get it. - Oh yeah, yeah, okay. - Yeah, so Jason and Stephen switch sides. - All right. But Kathy goes first. - All right. You ready? - I'm ready. - Fundraising. - Goal? (upbeat music) - Money! - Donation. - Yes. - Hooray. - Four points. - Thank you Anonymous for $100. - For Stephen. (triumphant music) - Oh, this is a good one. (upbeat music) - Monthly. - Calendar. - Yes! - Wow! - Wow! - I mean, if anyone was gonna get it. - Yeah. - Oh. - Five points. (sighs) - Okay. - Playground. - Games? - Push. - Swing set. - Oh, it's gonna be a swing. - Swing. - I know, it's okay. That's four points for me. - Four points for Stephen. (laughing) - Passwords. Keychain. (laughing) - What? - Is there a mirror? - No. - Thank you to Yesh for $1,000 donation. - Thank you, coming in strong at the end. (bell ringing) Miami. - Airport? Aw. Transfer. You said airport? (upbeat music) - Beach. The old transfer beach. (laughing) - Delay. - Layover? - Yes. - There we go. (bell ringing) That's three points. - Three points, I think. - Three points, yep. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Thank you Lucas and Erica for $100. And congratulations to Myke on the Jenga Championship. - Thank you. - Championship is a strong word for one game. (laughing) - You wanna play again? (laughing) - I do not. - Stephen. - Sorcerers. - Wizard. (dramatic music) - Unicorn. - Magic. (laughing) - Four points to Myke. Almost said Orlando. - Bloom. - Say it wouldn't have worked. - Is that Magic Johnson? Is that what you were gonna-- - No. Orlando Magic. Also Magic Kingdom. - Heal. (upbeat music) - Medicine? Thank you to the Walcott family and Jeff and Julie. - $527,000. - Vaccine. What was your hint? I already forgot. - That was a really long time ago. Heal. - Doctor. - Treatment. - Thank you, Jeff. $260. - Drugs. - How many do we have left? I guess you have one more after this. (upbeat music) Remission. This is another like very topical one we're all missing. Hospital? It's not good. - Closer. - I know what it is. (upbeat music) - One. - Cure. - No points to anyone. (sad trombone) - Thank you, sound guy. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Dialogue. - Podcast. - Singing. - Vocal. (upbeat music) Singers. Thank you Anonymous for $100 donation. Choir. We were on a real good streak here. - Two. - Duet? - Yes. - Duet. - Yes. - One point. - All right, one more and we'll spin the wheel for a final time. - All right. - Is it? - It's you. - No, 'cause. - I don't know. - One, two, three, four, five. - Okay. - Yeah. - Initialize. - I wanna say disc, but that's not right. - Re. - Stop. - I don't know why I said that. - Thank you to John. - Low level. - Is that two words? - It's a hyphenated. - It's a prefix, so I figured. - I know, but it's a word. - No, it's not. - No, it's not. - I don't think it is. - It's not too. (laughing) - Low level. - Thank you, Joe. - Re-initialize. I don't know, pass. I'm out of ideas. Our brain has stopped working. - Someone at home is screaming it at their laptop. - But they can see it. - So they're probably not screaming it. - They might be still. - I literally cannot think of another word to use. - I'm gonna spin the wheel. - I say it's re, low level, initialize, boot. - How about this one? - News talk. - News talk? - What is that? What does that mean? What is it? - It's a format. - A format. - That's a really hard one. - That's very hard. - Especially with 10 minutes. - Are we ready for the final spin? - Yep. - Yes, I do. - Yeah. - Wheel spin it is. We have a very special graphic for this wheel spin. - We're gonna give him two seconds. - Thank you BG. - All right, here we go. - And John L for $100. - What could it be? - Ooh. - It's pretty good. (wheel spinning) - Smash. - PC smash it is. - Excellent. (audience applauding) Thank you, ah, for $115. I think it's still okay y'all. You just gotta format it. - Yeah. - Reformat it. - Reformat it. (laughing) - You know if it's abort, retry, fail, you know, the classics. - Make sure it's plugged in though first. - Yeah. I'm gonna unplug and plug it back in. - That's a good plan. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - I don't know, we still have 10 minutes. - I'm just going in. - Okay. - Myke's going in the balloon room USA. - Can I hit, I wanna smash again. - There's not a lot of space in here anymore. The whole thing moves. - Oh, those are your glasses, not. (laughing) - They're all coming out already. - This is much harder in a onesie. - Oh, my watch thinks I've taken a hard fall. - Oh no. (laughing) - Have you? I can't see, did you fall? - No. - You did not. - Very good. - That was, that was, I don't think the disc drive will work. - I think it's fine. (upbeat music) (laughing) Fix it. - Hello. - Here. - There we go. - There we go. - Excellent. - We did it. I think she's dead, Jim. We are at $527,936 for St. Jude. - Yeah, thumbs up for bike. (laughing) - Myke, do you wanna give any closing thoughts and I'll wind us down? - Kathy, come on unicorn. - 12 hours was Stephen's idea, but I supported it. I still support it. We've raised nearly $128,000 for the kids at St. Jude today. St. Jude is incredibly important to us in our lives and I think over the years has become an even more important part in my life. So thank you all so much for giving us your time and your money today. We're still going to continue raising money throughout the rest of September. We still got like, I don't know, one or four more weeks left of September. If you can please just go to stjude.org/relay and donate what you can at any point during this month, it all goes to fund this incredible work that this place does. Thank you so much for tuning in. We love you. Thank you, Myke. I'd like to thank our special guests, Kathy and Jason. - Thank you, Kathy and Jason. - Thank you for having us be a part of this moment of 12 hours worth of moments. - Yes, it's a lot of moments. - A lot of moments. - It's a big old moment. (laughing) - We have some animal racing that's gonna happen? Or are they just sitting there? - No, they're just chilling. (race car engine revving) - I don't. - Oh, we're losing everyone. I was gonna have this nice emotional ending and now this is happening. - Go back to Stephen. - Okay. So in five years, hello. Hello camera, it's me, it's your friend Stephen. The last five years have been incredible. Not only has Relay gone from five years to 10 years in business, or I guess four to nine technically. But I think about it a lot. Our fifth anniversary show in San Francisco in 2019. We played this big game show with a bunch of our hosts and I thought then this show is the highlight of our career but I could not be more wrong about that because the highlight of my career so far has been this. It's been listeners printing a bunch of smiling faces and sending them to me. We got a whole row of them up here for some reason. I don't know who did that, but it's been people all around the world donating. And my favorite thing is when people share their stories with us. I'm not gonna read any of them, but I've gotten a lot of notes over the last month, as I have the last five years, about people whose lives have been touched by cancer and specifically pediatric cancer. And the truth is, as much work as St. Jude has done, you've heard throughout this campaign how much more work there is to do. Through St. Jude Global, these initiatives, additional buildings here on campus, St. Jude continues to push the ball forward in this area. The mission is pretty simple, right? The mission is that no child should die in the dawn of life. That sentence has a world of complexity to it. Not only do you have to deal with the disease itself, but all of its ramifications. And St. Jude is here to do that, but also care for the families. Earlier today we talked about Family Commons, a new area of the hospital where families can unplug and unwind and be separate from the medicine for a little while. And that's super important when you have a months long treatment like Brian told us about with his cancer journey here at St. Jude. We've talked about things like chemotherapy being sent around the world and being given to kids who otherwise wouldn't have access to it. And so for me, while St. Jude started as a very personal thing, it's become a community thing. And without a doubt, Relay FM is the best community on the internet. No one else, no other group of people I'm more proud to be associated with than our community. You've seen a lot of the four of us today. There's a long list of people who helped make tonight possible. Of course, we have Jason and Kathy. It means the world to me that y'all came. I said this yesterday, I think, during rehearsal, that having y'all here is a true joy. and I know it's been chaotic, and I know you're all very busy, but I'm so glad that you're here and to be a part of this show. Made it even more fun. Made it even more fun. To Brian and Emily, our in-person guests this year, incredible people to talk to. There's a whole huge team behind the scenes, some of whom you've seen today, some of whom you haven't. But Ricky, Belinda, Jolie, there's like four Johns on this list. So John, G, and P. - It's like six Jasons too. - There's a lot of Jasons. Dan, Josh, Chad, Ken, Nate, Jason, Bobby, Eric, Bria. It goes on and on. Madison, Jackie, Michael, Jonathan, Calvin, and so many people in the Play Live team and the rest of the ALSAC organization that lets us do this ridiculous event. I mean, if you just look around this room, like, it's a disaster. And we've been here for 12 hours, and the crew's been with us all day. Big thanks to Jill, our producer, and our partner in this. We would not be able to do this without her work. [APPLAUSE] I mentioned it earlier today, I think, when we were talking with Brian. But it's still been in my head, so I want to repeat it. this quote that if we built this whole place and saved one child's life, it would be worth it. And that's how I feel about this fundraiser. That's how I feel about this podcast-a-thon and all this stuff we get to do every September. It's exhausting. It's like having four full-time jobs. But if the money we raise saves one child's life, if it unlocks one discovery in those research towers across the street. If it allows one family to travel and have their meals covered and enjoy family commons and go through this process as a whole family, then all of this times ten is worth it. And I think every one of us to a person believes that. So thank you for joining us tonight. We close the night at five hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Thank you. We're going to show some recap videos and then we will have our final celebration. [MUSIC] So here we go, we got Jason looking at the sky, as he often does. This is me hurting myself. Myke missing the PC. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm gonna need gifts of that. Jason flipping a coin. >> [LAUGH] >> Emily, one of our excellent guests. Smashing the PC. We got CD Toss. Kathy's the best at CD Toss in the world. I'm better at balloon waddling and everything than Myke. Myke can't pop a balloon. To save his life. We listened to some creepy sounds. Trying to guess. Oh no! That's terrible. Lots of fun. This is where I was robbed from my Cadillacs victory but took it out on Myke. This is Balloon Room USA, Myke slowly sinking in. Another very hard game. (laughing) - The fish that killed me. - The jumping fish. This is-- - Oh, I thought we got married. - Getting engaged, ring toss. Man, we look so cool in all of these. - Yeah, we do. Just a little bit of slow motion is all it needs. - I know. - I didn't look cool there. I didn't look cool there at all. - This is Myke's school bus. - We're on a big bat immediately. - Oh, I gave up, I gave up doing that. - Yeah, oh, look at that. (laughing) So good. Ricky. - If there ain't some like six minutes of Jenga recaps, then you won. - Here we go, playing Hungry Hippo one more time. The ultimate battle. (laughing) Oh, no! (crowd cheering) - We've got Myke in Balloon Room USA. We have whatever that was a second ago. - Stephen, what's the final point score? - The final point score, Michael, you have 361. I'm your reigning champion at three. - Months ain't over, it's just tonight. - Just tonight, I'm at 387. I wanna give everyone in the studio a big round of applause. - A hand of applause. (crowd cheering) And we will see you next year. - Wait. - Wait, oh, Myke's done. No, I don't know what he's doing. I had this great line. - Check on Myke. - We will see you all next year. (cheering)