The Nailed Nano

When I was promoted to the Lead Genius position at my local Apple Store, I was promptly sent three hours away, to the Green Hills Apple Store in Nashville, TN for training.

Then, the Green Hills wasn’t the shining example of an interior mall store that you see on Apple’s website. When I was there, it was half that width, with a tiny Genius Room in the back. Like we did at Saddle Creek, the staff there referred to it simply as the “GR.”

The Lead Genius there had been with the company for years, and had trained numerous other Leads across the Southeast. While he didn’t have my back in some of the events that led up to my leaving Apple, he was a great teacher.

Upon arriving at the Green Hills store for my first day of training, I noticed a red iPod nano that was mounted on the bulletin board in the GR.

Well, most of an iPod nano, as you can see.

Turns out that the nano had belonged to a kid who lived in the area. One day, on his way home from school, this kid got jumped by some dudes who beat the shit out of him. They took his belongings — including the iPod — and trashed them. The music player ended up getting nailed to a tree.

When the kid’s parents came in to the store, the staff was overwhelmed, and gave the kid a new iPod out of store stock, free of charge. Since it wasn’t a true repair/swap, the staff kept the iPod nano, putting it on display in the Genius Room.

I have kept these photos for several reasons, but the big one is this: Apple — most of the time — is on the same team as its customers. I’m sure that kid’s parents came to Green Hills ready to drop $150 on a new music player for their son, but the staff there wanted to surprise and delight them. Did a new iPod nano make up for the fact that the kid had some serious injuries as a result of this incident? Did it bring justice down on those who beat him up? Of course not. But it was the decent thing to do, and in that moment, Apple wasn’t a beaming white wall of a corporation, but a friend, and a helper.

That’s why I went to work for Apple. I wanted to be able to help people when their stuff was broken or acting up. I got to connect with lots of customers in meaningful ways.

I miss that.

I’m sure the Apple of today would still take care of this kid. While Apple is a lot bigger than it was when I was a Genius, being decent to its customers has remained a core component to its success.

On Panther →

Thomas Brand:

Looking back, many people consider 10.3 to be an uninspiring evolutionary update to Mac OS X, but as an ex Apple Store employee working the sales floor at the time, I can tell you the release of Mac OS X Panther was an exciting time to be a Mac fan. iTunes, and the iPod were just taking off, giving additional interest in Macs. iChat AV, and the invitation to video conference with family members all over the world brought more people into the store than ever before. The Power Mac G5 was the world’s fastest desktop computer at the time, and its allure along with the Apple’s new line of Cinema Displays was the perfect platform to present Mac OS X Panther. The death of Mac OS 9 spelled out the future of Macintosh, and after over three years of development many long time Mac users were finally ready to upgrade to Mac OS X.

Cancer Patient’s Mom Denied Entry to US →

David Waters:

Ulises Posadas, being treated for leukemia at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, rarely hears his mother’s voice.

Last week, his mother, Dolores Posadas, was captured trying to cross the U.S. border from Mexico. She was detained in a cell near Laredo, Texas, for several days, then released and returned to Mexico.

Screw our immigration laws. This is just wrong.

iPhoneless: The Holidays

I’ve never enjoyed the holidays the way I think other people do.

If we were to spend some time on a couch talking about this, I’m sure there are lots of reasons that would come during my session. Perhaps I could blame my parents, or my son’s cancer. Maybe it is because I struggled with depression for years before seeking treatment. Or maybe it’s my tendency to be introverted, especially while in a group of people.

My guess is that many nerds struggle with this type of thing — especially the bit about groups.

For years, I would get dragged to family dinners and gift swaps by my wife, often complaining. It’s been a point of stress in our relationship, without a doubt.

For the last five years, I’ve used my iPhone as an escape. I wasn’t rude, I don’t think, with my usage, but I liked the comfort of being tethered to the Internet, knowing I could always make up an excuse to slip out of a conversation about why my political views are silly, or answering for the 150th time what I do for a living.

This year, I find myself without that crutch. While it’s by my own doing, I can’t help but feel anxious when we pull up to someone’s house for a couple of hours of eating and hanging out for Christmas.

Out of habit, I often pull my phone out of my pocket. Now, instead of pressing the Sleep/Wake button, I flip it open, hoping a text message or missed call will be my savior, offering me an escape route to the backyard.

Chances are that no one would say anything if I did this with an iPhone, but my flip phone leads to questions.

“Aren’t you a tech guy? Where’s your iPhone?”

“Oh, did your smartphone break? You gotta get that replaced!”

“Dude, 2003 called and wants your phone back.”

I’ve gotten used to this sort of ribbing from friends who know about my experiment. However, my extended family doesn’t know (for the most part, at least) that I write on the Internet, so they are completely unaware of the experiment.

I have whittled down my original blog post to just a few sentences when it comes to real life conversations. Usually I just mumble something about the time I used to waste dicking around on my phone and take another bite of pie, hoping there’s not a follow-up question. Sometimes, I just fib and tell them it was about the cost of my cell phone bill, and that I’m enjoying the pile of cash I’m saving each month.

My reluctance to get in to this conversation with my family members is partially related to the fact that I don’t want to have to explain that I write a widely-read tech blog and have an entire side business devoted to it. I don’t expect my wife’s great-aunt to understand what that means, not to mention get behind the idea.

Part of it, though, goes back to what I was writing about at the top of this thing. I’m uncomfortable throughout the holiday season, and I’ve taken one of my few security blankets away.

I hope one day to look back at this year without mobile data and see that it had some positive effect on my life. While I know removing something as simple as an iPhone isn’t going to make me a better man (or fix anything that’s broken in my life), I do hope that the bandwidth in my brain that I have freed up allows me to make some progress on things, including enjoying the holidays more.

Newsweek Ends 80-Year Print Run With a Hashtag →

Adi Robertson at The Verge:

On December 31st, Newsweek magazine will end its print run, shifting its content to an online-only format called Newsweek Global. It’s now posted the cover of the final issue on Twitter, showing a stark black and white photograph of the old Newsweek Building in New York — which the magazine itself vacated in 1994. While it’s eye-catching and pretty timeless, Newsweek couldn’t seem to resist topping the whole thing off with a hashtag, apparently either hoping people will take to Twitter to post about the #LastPrintIssue or just unable to resist a bid for relevancy.

Well, that’s just depressing.

The Final Word on Instagram →

MG Siegler:

Look, at the end of the day all you have to think about is this: do you believe the services you’re using are out to exploit you? If so, don’t use them. Sure, a good TOS may be able to protect you from some of that, but hardly from all of it. If a company wants to fuck you, they’re going to figure out a way to fuck you. You shouldn’t be using a service that you think is trying to fuck you.

I don’t believe Instagram is that service. Nor do I believe Facebook is. But if you do, it’s simple: don’t use them.

OmniFocus 2 is Coming →

Ken Case:

Let’s start with OmniFocus 2! For OmniFocus 2, we’re bringing back to the Mac all of the design and innovation that went into our iPad edition of OmniFocus: dedicated Forecast and Review modes, clearer navigation, and a fresh look and feel. I’m looking forward to sharing it with you! At 6pm on January 31, you’re invited to join Merlin Mann, David Sparks, and me for the first public debut of OmniFocus 2.

Have I mentioned how sad I am about not attending Macworld this year?