Surely There’s Some Real News Somewhere? 

Reuters:

LeBron James has made at least one decision, just not the one the basketball world had been waiting for.

The most sought after NBA free agent of 2010 has joined the social networking site Twitter under the moniker ‘kingjames’, his publicist Keith Estabrook confirmed with Reuters on Tuesday.

More than 84,000 people have signed up to follow James as speculation mounts as to where he will play next season, even though he has not yet made a single posting.

Good grief.