The iPod nano Watch: 007 or 00Lame?

Intro

For several months, I have worn a Casio Men’s DBC30–1 Databank Digital Watch:

I really like the DBC30–1. It’s lightweight, comfortable and nerdy enough to make a statement while still being able to talk to normal humans.

Oh, and it can do math. My wife loves tolerates it.

That said, I’ve been haunted by the desire to try out an iPod nano as a watch. So, the other day, I finally made the plunge.

Mini-Review: The iPod nano

The whole idea of having an iPod just to use as a watch is admittedly pretty ridiculous. Incidentally, the 5th-generation iPod I keep wired up in my car is starting to act up, so I bought the iPod nano with the thought I’d use it in my car if the whole watch thing didn’t pan out.

Too bad it sucks as an iPod. Here’s something I wrote back in 2010, when the first Multi-Touch iPod nano was announced:

Apple has always positioned the Nano as the workout iPod. Equipped with Nike+ for runners, it’s small form factor was easy to manage. The click wheel made it simple to control the iPod, even on the go.

I’m not convinced that the Multi-Touch Nano announced today will be that easy to live with for runners, no matter what Apple says. A click wheel is easy to use without looking at it, a screen isn’t. The existence of volume buttons on the top of the device says to me that the company realizes this on some level. So while adjusting volume should be easy to do by feel, changing songs may not be.

Using the Multi-Touch display to navigate the iPod even while standing still is a pain. I can’t seem to get the gesture to move back a level in the UI right most of the time.

I just don’t understand why Apple had to ditch the click wheel.

Other than the “small” issue of the UI sucking balls, the nano is what’d you expect from modern Apple hardware — small and tight with great battery life.

The iPod can be set to show the clock upon waking up, which takes just about a second and a half. The “just glance and see” aspect that is the point of having a wrist watch just isn’t here.

The numerous built-in clock faces include some great options — and some terrible ones.

That brings us to the LunaTik Blackout. It’s the company’s middle-of-the-road watch band, with all black rubber and metal.

The iPod nano doesn’t merely clip in to the band — it’s held in place with a bracket and a set of screws:

(The band comes with a set of allen wrenches that can be stored in the iPod nano’s packaging.)

The band itself is wide, but it has to be to match up with the nano’s chassis. It looks pretty big on my wrist:

The clasp is easy to work, and there’s a small accessory that keep the excess band from being all floppy.

While there are several notches on the band, I found that I need one in between two. Oh well.

In short, the band is well built and handsome.

Wrap-Up

The promise of the iPod nano as a watch is endless. Lots of people would love to see Apple integrate it with the iPhone, giving the nano a true “smart watch” level of usefulness.

As it stands today, though, the iPod nano makes you look like a secret agent, but one who can’t actually do anything all that cool.

I’ll be going back to the Casio as my daily watch. At least it has a calculator, which the iPod nano lacks.

Speaking of TSA…

Victoria Kim for the LA Times:

Four current and former Transportation Security Administration screeners have been arrested and face charges of taking bribes and looking the other way while suitcases filled with cocaine, methamphetamine or marijuana passed through X-ray machines at Los Angeles International Airport, federal authorities announced Wednesday.

So, handicapped kids can’t get through airport security without being harassed and embarrassed, but if you have some cash, drugs can.

Shit.

via @skoda

TSA Confused by Braces and Crutches

Chris Morran at the Consumerist:

The tiny (potential) terrorists of the world continue to wreak havoc at airport security checkpoints. We already brought you the story of the 4-year-old who dared to hug her grandmother in view of TSA screeners, and now comes the tale of a 7-year-old girl with cerebral palsy whose crutches and leg braces reportedly confounded security personnel at JFK Airport.

As I’ve mentioned before, my son has partial hemiplegia due to his brain cancer, and walks (with a limp) with a brace on his left leg. If we ever had an issue at an airpot like this family did, I would lose my shit.

via The Brooks Review

Obama Threatens CISPA With Veto

The White House:

H.R. 3523 fails to provide authorities to ensure that the Nation’s core critical infrastructure is protected while repealing important provisions of electronic surveillance law without institutingcorresponding privacy, confidentiality, and civil liberties safeguards. For example, the billwould allow broad sharing of information with governmental entities without establishingrequirements for both industry and the Government to minimize and protect personallyidentifiable information. Moreover, such sharing should be accomplished in a way that permitsappropriate sharing within the Government without undue restrictions imposed by private sector companies that share information.

Good.

Read more about CISPA here.

The Google Phone

As part of its on-going trial with Oracle, some of Google’s original plans for a phone have surfaced.

To get right to it, the thing looks like a Blackberry. As the plans are from 2006, it makes sense. RIM was on top, and Google wanted to get in on their success.

Of course, when Steve Jobs announced the iPhone in January 2007, RIM’s hardware — dominated by cheap, plastic buttons — immediately looked dated.

It’s obvious Google had the foresight to at least move a step toward the iPhone, and not rely solely on physical buttons.

It seems Google couldn’t do anything but copy what others were doing. While Android still relies on physical buttons (on on-screen, static ones, in Ice Cream Sandwich), it’s clear their plans changed after the iPhone.