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I’d write up the many failings of this article, but it’s just not worth it.

Fraser Speirs breaks down the “hacking” of iPads in the giant California rollout.

Spoiler alert: kids are smarter than most tech journalists.

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Apple Support:

The materials used to make Apple products vary; in some cases each product may have specific cleaning requirements, which may vary by the part you are cleaning. Here are some tips that apply to all products to get you started.

Spoiler alert: don’t spray things directly into your computer’s vents.

As a bonus, if you’re worried about such things, here’s how to deal with dander in your keyboard.

Forbes’ Allen St. John has published an interview with Michael Slovis, the cinematographer behind Breaking Bad. If you’re a fan of the show, it’s well worth the time to read.

John Ribeiro, IDG News Service:

Apple has emerged as the most valuable brand in the world, passing Coca-Cola which held the top position for 13 years, according to a report released by brand consultancy Interbrand.

The maker of high-profile products like the iPad and iPhone, which was ranked second last year, saw its brand value grow 28 percent this year to $98.3 billion. Other tech companies that figured in the top five rankings for 2013 were Google at number two and IBM and Microsoft at fourth and fifth place, respectively. Google was number four in 2012, while IBM was third and Microsoft held the fifth position last year.

This video is three minute demonstration on how far iPhones have come, with some surprising results.

Tom Warren:

At one point during the meeting, Ballmer chose to play the song he used back at his first company meeting in 1983: Michael Jackson’s “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’”. He then proceeded to jump and dance around the stage screaming at the top of his voice “the sound of Microsoft!” After the song ended, an emotional Ballmer paused to “enjoy this for a minute,” with tears visibly streaming down his face. “You work for the greatest company in the world, soak it in.”

Ballmer also thanked the thousands of Microsoft employees who had queued to see his final speech. “I want to say thank you…this isn’t about any one person. It’s about a company that’s important, that’s forward thinking, that’s innovative.” Ballmer ended his emotional speech with Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes’ “I’ve had The Time of My Life” playing in the background before he screamed “I’ve had the time of my life” and continued to dance and run around the stage. Microsoft employees in the audience shook hands with Ballmer and screamed “we love you” as they cheered and clapped throughout his final speech.

Even on his way out the door, Steve Ballmer is cringe-worthy and embarrassing. While I understand it’s an emotional time for the guy, this is just … rough.

Speaking of Evernote, the company had some big announcements today. While I’m not sure I want green elephant socks, an integrated ScanSnap scanner sounds pretty sweet.

My buddy Brett writes the go-to book on Evernote. If you’ve used the app for years and want to learn more, or are wanting to check out for the first time, this is the place to start.

Reunited after a week without Myke, we’re back to discuss XOXO, iPhone sales, App Store update woes and revisit digital photo management, with the the help of Bradley Chambers.

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