If you have the iPhone 2.2 operating system, you can turn off the auto-correction entirely. But that will make things ducking inconvenient, though. The auto-correction in the iPhone is what makes the touchscreen usable and fast when it’s time to write an email or SMS.
Fortunately, TJ Luoma has had a great idea to fix it: You only need to load your favorite swear words as contacts. Remember to put them all in lowercase, and every time you write duck or ducking or motherduckers, the iPhone will not try to correct them.
The iPhone doesn’t like swear words. Not one ducking bit, that son of a witch. You get the dam point. The puns are endless, dear readers. One more:
What did the hunter say when he missed his flying target?
I dunno, what?
Stupid ducking* ducks!
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*Two for the price of one there.