The Macalope, on Apple backtracking on its in-app purchase restrictions:
APPLE: Hey! We’d like 30 percent of all Kindle sales!
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: Please?
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: Come on.
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: Pleeeeeeeeeaze?
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: Yes.
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: Do it.
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: DO. IT.
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT!
AMAZON: No.
APPLE: ARRGH.