Clearly, Apple’s new CEO needs to get the boot.
Just look at these charts! iPhone sales down with rumors of a new model coming out? TERRIBLE! iPod sales continuing to decline show that AAPL is has-been. The iPad didn’t grow 650% over last quarter? Android tablet makers are taking over! Android’s time has come, all thanks to Tim Cook’s mismanagement of Apple.
How could the company miss a number carefully crafted by an analyst?! For crying out loud, it is their job to come up with such figures! They know all.
SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL!
#sarcasm